Tian Chan touched the storage ring on her hand, feeling a bit guilty.
She had previously made an estimate. Currently, paying an average Immortal for a single battle required at least a thousand years of lifespan as a wage. If they killed an Evil Spirit Immortal, they would need a bonus, and hiring a Great Emperor would likely start at several hundred years of lifespan. The resources she brought this time were probably not enough to buy pills worth thirty million years of lifespan, but she believed that with her glib tongue, she could definitely persuade Jiang Che!
"Thirty million years of lifespan? Let me do the math... That's thirty million low-grade Lifespan Extension Pills, which equates to 3.3 million Saint-grade Spirit Stones. Factoring in the exchange rate... you'd have to give me at least 33,000 Immortal-grade Spirit Stones!!!"
Jiang Che raised an eyebrow and spoke deliberately, his voice even carrying a hint of mockery.
33,000 Immortal-grade Spirit Stones? Miss, did you bring enough money?
"Young Master Jiang... why is there a ten percent markup? We are doing a major collaboration... Besides, I'm not doing this for my own selfish desires, but for the sake of the common people in the world..." Tian Chan frowned. It was one thing not to offer a discount, but to actually charge 110 percent of the price!
"It's exactly because it's a major collaboration that I have to charge a markup! The more we trade, the more I earn!" Jiang Che said with his legs crossed, completely disregarding Tian Chan's feelings.
Beep! The host has scammed Tian Chan, earning 1.5 billion points.
"Young Master Jiang! The Evil Spirit army is currently bearing down on our borders. In the future, the Nine Heavens and Myriad Realms will fall into great turmoil. As a favored child of heaven holding the path to immortality... your vision shouldn't be so narrow!"
"The Evil Spirit disaster cannot be eradicated by one person alone. Even the Human Emperor couldn't accomplish it back then! Those of the righteous path... should take it upon themselves to protect the common people of the world!"
Tian Chan's face was extremely serious, and a radiant righteous aura surged from her body. From a certain perspective, this wasn't moral kidnapping, nor was she being a hypocritical saint.
Moral kidnappers and hypocritical saints were the types who forced others to do things while sitting on their high horses without giving a single dime. But Tian Chan had almost emptied her own life savings. To put it bluntly, she was simply bound by the righteous path she upheld.
Pfft! Jiang Che burst out laughing. "Palace Master Tian, you couldn't possibly be thinking that I would... just hand over the Lifespan Extension Pills to you for free, right?"
"Do you think I look like such a generous person?"
Hearing this, Tian Chan immediately waved her hands. "Young Master Jiang, you misunderstand. I don't intend to take them for free. I plan to trade all the Ancient Heavenly Court relics in my possession with you. There are a total of 150,000 Immortal-grade Spirit Stones, three Immortal Herbs, over four hundred Immortal Artifacts, countless Immortal Pills and miraculous medicines, as well as precious Immortal Materials. These are all the Immortal Treasures I can offer."
"Please, for the sake of the people of the world..."
"Young Master, I know you aren't lacking in resources like Spirit Stones. I can give you what you need most... such as world-renowned fame..."
"I don't need world-renowned fame, I just want babes!"
"......"
"However, the Ancient Heavenly Court relics you just mentioned... Could it be the Ancient Heavenly Court from a million years ago?" Jiang Che grew interested. He didn't know much about the Ancient Heavenly Court.
Tian Chan instantly raised her head upon hearing this. Just as she thought... Jiang Che was very interested in the Ancient Heavenly Court. It seemed he really did hold the complete Ancient Heavenly Court relics.
"Young Master Jiang, I have gained the recognition of the Ancient Heavenly Court Token and have now fully obtained its relics. Of course... I only have a broken token here, and the treasures contained within are less than a tenth of the true Immortal Hoard. Young Master Jiang, you wield the Immortal Binding Rope... Presumably, the truly complete Heavenly Court Token is in your hands, right?"
"Hmm?" Good heavens, this Tian Chan actually suspected that he had the Heavenly Court Token?
But it was actually pretty close. Even though he didn't have the Heavenly Court Token himself, that Lord of Destiny, Chu Yuan, had it!
That Lord of Destiny who walked out of the Blue Planet, the Lord of Destiny who possessed the Chaos Immortal Body!
It was just a pity that he had now become Jiang Che's employee. As long as Jiang Che gave the order... he could totally make that kid hand over the Heavenly Court Token.
"That's right, the other half of the Heavenly Court Token is indeed in my hands, but so what?"
"If you want to buy lifespan from me, you can't be short a single Spirit Stone!" Jiang Che smiled, but in Tian Chan's eyes, that smile was full of malice.
"I like beauties, but it's such a pity... you're a man." Jiang Che deliberately shrugged his shoulders and even whistled frivolously.
Tian Chan: "......"
For a brief moment, she really wanted to speak up and say that she was actually a woman.
"Young Master Jiang, matters of romantic love are completely not worth mentioning in the face of the common people of the world!"
"Alright, alright! Considering that you are the leader of the righteous path... I won't ask you for the ten percent markup anymore. Just pay the original price, that's the biggest concession I can make!"
Right as the two were chatting, a sudden commotion broke out at the entrance of Jiang Che's hall.
"Husband Brother, Sister Wan'er told me to come play with you."
A petite little girl came trotting in. With a head of blue hair and a delicate, jade-carved appearance, she was incredibly cute. It was none other than the Kunpeng Immortal Emperor's daughter, Gu Xian'er.
Looking about eight or nine years old, she happily walked up to Jiang Che.
"Huh! It's Uncle Tian?" Gu Xian'er looked up. It was obvious she recognized Tian Chan.
"Uh..." Tian Chan felt extremely awkward. Although she always presented herself as a male to the outside world, being called Uncle naturally made her feel uncomfortable. The most crucial point was... she called Jiang Che Husband Brother, but called her Uncle?
No, it should be Sister, but that wasn't right either... Her soul age was only twenty thousand years old, while this little girl was already eighty thousand years old!
"Oh my, our Xian'er has grown even prettier! Did Sister Wan'er tie this bow for you?" Jiang Che pulled Gu Xian'er onto his lap.
He really was raising this little thing like a daughter.
As he spoke, Jiang Che took out a palm-sized jade bottle and handed it to Gu Xian'er.
"Xian'er, take these jelly beans and eat them for now!"
Gu Xian'er instantly became happy. "Thank you, Husband Brother!" Saying that, she took out a jelly bean and proactively held it out to Jiang Che. "Husband eats first!"
Tian Chan: "......"
She cultivated the righteous path, so she could naturally tell that Jiang Che had no wicked thoughts toward the little child. But what truly made her lose her composure was... what Gu Xian'er was eating were not jelly beans at all!!!!!
Inside that bottle, every single one was a Saint-grade Lifespan Extension Pill!
A peerless pill that could extend one's lifespan by 120,000 years. Casually tossing out just one would be enough to trigger a storm of blood and slaughter across the Nine Heavens, yet there were dozens of them inside that bottle!!!
Yet they were being given to this little girl to eat as jelly beans...
She felt a bit envious. Gu Xian'er was only treated as a daughter by Jiang Che... yet she could receive so many Lifespan Extension Pills. If someone became his woman, wouldn't she be able to have as many Lifespan Extension Pills as she wanted?
If she were to give birth to a playful and cute daughter for him, wouldn't he give them whatever they wanted?

with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!

agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!