Joking aside, never make fun of my husband.

The news of the Taboo Immortal Pill Auction quickly went viral across the Nine Heavens Network.

Right after the curtains fell on the event, the entire Nine Heavens Network was completely dominated by news of the immortal pills.

[Shocking! The greatest grand event in the Nine Heavens in nearly a million years, comparable to the Peach Banquet of the Ancient Heavenly Court era!]

[A single immortal pill allows the Five Elements Immortal Emperor to ascend the imperial throne once more! The Taboo Immortal Pill is terrifyingly powerful!]

[The most tragic person of this auction—Immortal-Refining Demon Venerable, losing both his daughter and his true life!]

[The Great Dao of Immortality! Can we truly glimpse the realm of eternal life in the future?]

The entire Nine Heavens Network boiled over with unprecedented excitement, even overshadowing the news of the evil spirit army invading the Demon Domain.

"The Taboo Immortal Pill can infinitely increase lifespan? Doesn't this mean... everyone can achieve eternal life in the future?" someone cheered.

"Everyone? Is there something wrong with your head, upstairs? Did you not see their conditions? Even the low-tier life-extending immortal pills have purchasing requirements. The lowest quality life-extending pill only adds one month of lifespan... and it costs a premium spirit stone."

"Holy crap! One premium spirit stone for one month of lifespan? With my current Martial God stage strength, I've been an assassin in the Southern Domain for five hundred years and only managed to save up a single premium spirit stone. Who could possibly afford this kind of pill?"

"One premium spirit stone for a month of lifespan? Although it's very expensive... this emperor still has quite a bit of wealth. Hoarding tens of thousands of premium spirit stones to extend my life by a millennium won't be a problem."

"Whoa, an Emperor! A millennium ago, our Ancient Kingdom of Eastern Tibet produced an Emperor. That's super impressive, right??? I heard an Emperor can hold the sun and moon and pluck the stars."

"Don't fucking flatter me, what the hell does being an Emperor count for? When the time comes, I'll go find Young Master Jiang and see if I can be his gatekeeper or something. I don't need a salary... just give me one low-grade immortal pill a month and I'll work until I drop!"

Soon, all cultivators across the heavens felt a tingling sensation in their scalps.

Those with strength below the Emperor realm didn't even have the qualifications to obtain the longevity immortal pill. And those who reached the Emperor realm and above... would have to regularly offer resources to Jiang Che to achieve longevity, essentially being reduced to his wage workers.

It was completely foreseeable that the resources of the Nine Heavens would quickly and madly concentrate at the top, ultimately gathering in the hands of Jiang Che alone.

This was no longer an invisible hand; this was a blatantly evil grasp that had already choked everyone's throats, and there was no breaking free.

Everyone knew about Jiang Che's overt scheme, but... that was eternal life!

Ancient Emperors? Beings who looked down upon several domains without a rival?

They might not even have the chance to work for Jiang Che.

...

"Husband, husband, Xian'er learned a dance from Big Sister Tianwu, do you want to see it?"

Bai Qingxian ran up to Jiang Che, her pale, fair face glistening with a thin layer of sweat. Behind her, three white fox tails faintly flickered, making her look charming and beautiful.

Jiang Che remained silent, waving his hand not in refusal, but to indicate that no words were needed.

"Hehe~" Bai Qingxian then began to dance gracefully. In the past, she didn't care much for dancing, but now... the girls were all fiercely competing. Now, Bai Tianwu had become the hot favorite in Jiang Che's harem, the strongest dance instructor, with a continuous stream of girls visiting her every day.

"How is it, Xian'er? How does it feel using the Ancient Heavenly Fox bloodline?" Jiang Che asked while admiring her dance.

"Thank you, Husband!" Bai Qingxian smiled sweetly. "The Heavenly Fox bloodline is very strong!"

That's right, this little vixen Bai Qingxian was a bit reluctant at first, but later she completely fell for it, because Jiang Che simply offered way too much, alright?

He directly gave her a segment of an Ancient Heavenly Fox tail, which contained the complete bloodline of an Ancient Heavenly Fox. After refining it, her bloodline directly reached the level of an Ancient Heavenly Fox.

One must know, the Ancient Heavenly Fox bloodline was said to have once birthed a ten-tailed fox that surpassed all limits!

After Bai Qingxian refined it, she also broke through to three tails. This was mainly because Young Master Jiang felt that touching just one tail wasn't comfortable enough; three fluffy tails felt absolutely incredibly soft to the touch.

As for that Immortal Lord White Fox, seven fox tails... wouldn't touching them feel heavenly?

Once he freed up a little time, he would go and enlighten that Heavenly Fox Immortal Lord. The Heavenly Fox Immortal Lord was the absolute most charming and seductive woman Jiang Che had ever seen, bar none!

A single look from her was enough to make Jiang Che itch with unbearable desire.

Before he knew it, Bai Qingxian had finished her dance.

"Husband~" A slightly complaining voice sounded by Jiang Che's ear. Bai Qingxian was already sitting on his lap, her small face carrying a look of grievance. "You're thinking about other women again, aren't you?"

"No! How could I possibly think about other women? Xian'er, you are the most beautiful," Jiang Che snapped out of his daze and said awkwardly.

"Tsk, let me guess who you were thinking about. Was it Sister Wan'er? Sister Yaoyao? Or Big Sister Tianwu?"

Bai Qingxian rested her little head on Jiang Che's shoulder, looking like a little bird relying on a person. "None of them?"

"Could it be my master? Hehe!"

"Oh my god, Husband, you are actually interested in my master?" Bai Qingxian covered her small mouth, her eyes flickering with shock.

"Actually, if it's my master, I can help you! I know a lot of my master's weaknesses, I guarantee you can capture her!" Whenever Bai Qingxian smiled, she revealed cute little canine teeth, which had caused Jiang Che no small amount of suffering.

"Oh? Xian'er, you know the weaknesses of Immortal Lord White Fox?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow, looking excitedly at the young girl in front of him.

The three fox tails behind the girl swayed unconsciously.

"Of course! I am my master's favorite disciple! I know many of her secrets. Husband, do you want to hear them?" Bai Qingxian's small hand drew circles on Jiang Che's chest.

"Speak, tell me and your hubby will reward you heavily!" Jiang Che curled the corners of his mouth.

"Husband, did you know? My master hates scumbags the most. I reckon you've already been put on her blacklist," Bai Qingxian playfully stuck out her little tongue.

"Blacklist? Let alone a blacklist, even if I were on King Yama's Book of Life and Death, I wouldn't be afraid."

"Xian'er, do you still not understand your husband? I... just love forcing good girls to go bad!" Jiang Che was extremely thick-skinned!

"You... Husband, you are so shameless!" Bai Qingxian's eyes widened.

"Hehe... thanks for the compliment," Jiang Che revealed a smile.

"Husband... your heart is beating so fast." Bai Qingxian's finger slowly moved to Jiang Che's chest. As her fingertip brushed over his heart, the immortal blood pumped vigorously inside, its life aura terrifyingly exuberant.

However, her pale wrist was suddenly gripped by Jiang Che. He gave a cold sneer, "Xian'er... play all you want, joke all you want, but don't joke around with your husband's life."

Swish! The atmosphere in the room instantly became strange.

Bai Qingxian frowned slightly, "Hus... Husband, what are you talking about? What life? Xian'er doesn't understand."

"Sigh~" Jiang Che let out a long sigh, "Immortal Lord, it is true that I like you, but there's no need for you to be this proactive, right? This is only our third time meeting, isn't it? And you're already sitting on my lap."

"We can talk things out nicely, just don't make a move. Whatever needs you have, I will absolutely cooperate."