Heavenly Destiny Association, Taiqing Sect.
"I am doomed! I am absolutely doomed! The Heavens want to end my life!!!"
A gray-robed young man fell to his knees with a thud, looking utterly terrified.
Although his eyes were blindfolded by a tattered white cloth, one could still feel his intense fear.
"How can I possibly bear this overwhelming karma!!!"
The young man looked like he was both crying and laughing, his mental state seemingly quite excellent.
"Be... be his master? Who the fuck spread this rumor!!!"
Obviously, this person was none other than the corporate slave, the Taiqing Sword Immortal, Chen Taiqing.
It was just that this Taiqing Sword Immortal was having a mental breakdown right now. He had inexplicably become Jiang Che's master???
This was a fucking disaster!
What right or ability did he have to be that person's master?
The crucial point was that he could not even step forward to deny it. If he did, would that not be equivalent to slapping Jiang Che in the face?
Then he would be even more screwed.
Although he was a Supreme Immortal Emperor who had merged with a Great Dao Origin, and Supreme Immortal Emperors were said to be immortal and indestructible—as long as the Great Dao remained, they would never perish.
But just because it was said like that did not mean they truly could not die!
He had lived long enough, from the Ancient Era all the way to the Ancient Heavenly Court Era, witnessing the annihilation of the Ancient Heavenly Court. He had once seen with his own eyes the high and mighty Ancestral Dragon Immortal Emperor, who had merged with a Supreme Dao Origin and tried to challenge the Heavenly Emperor, only to be suppressed and killed with a single palm strike!
And the means of the Demon Ancestor back then were no less formidable than the Heavenly Emperor's!
Even among Supreme Immortal Emperors, there were disparities!
For example, could someone who merged with a lower-tier Great Dao Origin compare to someone with an upper-tier one?
By the same logic, the Sword Dao Origin he had merged with was merely a second-rate Great Dao ranked 29th. If he ever encountered Dao-Merging Immortal Emperors of the Chaos, Destiny, or Space-Time level, he would inevitably be reduced to nothing more than a stray dog by the side of the road.
"Oh? Taiqing... you look very worried!"
Suddenly, a voice entered his ears, and Chen Taiqing instantly shuddered.
He excitedly turned his head, only to see a short child suddenly appearing behind him—it was a young boy!
He looked about six or seven years old, barefoot, and resembled a delicate porcelain doll. Yet, his gaze revealed an indescribable profundity.
"Pres... President? Why are you here!"
Chen Taiqing shivered again, his attitude instantly becoming extremely respectful.
President!
The child before him was actually the President of the Heavenly Destiny Association.
"Nothing much... I just woke up and came to take a look," the child yawned.
"President, recently there is a person..."
"I know him, Jiang Che..." The child waved his hand. "You do not need to provoke him. Someone like him is born perfect, devoid of any hardships or tribulations. He is a Perfect Dao Fruit nurtured within an epoch."
"Perfect Dao Fruit?" Chen Taiqing seemed to have heard something unbelievable. Was Jiang Che not the reincarnation of the Demon Ancestor?
Although he had never heard of what a Perfect Dao Fruit was, since it was a Dao Fruit... then naturally, it was an existence meant to be plucked by others.
But who would dare pluck a Dao Fruit like Jiang Che?
The child seemed to see through Chen Taiqing's thoughts. "No one dares to touch a Perfect Dao Fruit. Even if you crossed through space-time to travel back to the past, back to when Jiang Che was young, it would be impossible for you to kill him. Instead, you yourself would perish."
"There would be numerous interfering factors to ensure the absolute flawlessness of the Dao Fruit."
Hearing this, the corner of Chen Taiqing's mouth twitched. "President, how could there be such an unsolvable person?"
A Perfect Dao Fruit, smooth sailing throughout his entire life—this was completely different from the Sons of Destiny in those storybooks.
He was truly unsolvable, a conceptual-level existence who would never suffer any setbacks...
What a terrifying concept?
Even if he were just an ordinary mortal pointing at an Immortal Emperor's nose and cursing him, the Immortal Emperor would not dare to be angry, let alone speak out against him.
Who would dare get angry? Did they have a death wish?
"It is quite normal. Those travelers wandering outside of time, those blissful fanatics who dictate everything, have always been like this."
The child inexplicably uttered a very bizarre sentence.
"Hehe... do you not think it is strange?" The child laughed. "Those prodigies who shout all day about cultivating to defy the heavens and call themselves men of destiny—even if they cultivate to become Immortal Emperors, Ancestral Gods, Sovereigns, or the utmost top existences of other worlds, when they finally want to merge with the Dao, they still need their permission."
Chen Taiqing remained silent, because he knew very well where his Sword Dao Origin came from.
"So, Xiao Chen!" The child walked up to Chen Taiqing and patted his thigh.
"Pres... President?"
"Why do you not quickly seize such a good opportunity? Cling to his thigh, Xiao Chen... Oh wait, you have already clung onto it."
Chen Taiqing blinked twice. "But I invisibly felt a terrifying karma capable of crushing me to pieces. I cannot handle this level of karma."
"Xiao Chen, you can handle it! You must know... the greater the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish!"
Chen Taiqing gulped. "President, since you say Jiang Che is so amazing, why... why do you not cling to his thigh?"
Hearing this, the child looked up with an eerie smile. "How do you know I have not placed my bets and invested? Do not worry... I placed my bet far earlier than you did, earlier than anyone else, in fact. You have no idea how many people have been secretly investing in this Perfect Dao Fruit, Jiang Che!"
......
The Jiang Family.
"Patriarchs, I wonder if you recognize this item?"
Jiang Che had no idea that after 'Incarnation of the Heavenly Dao', 'Son of the Great Dao', 'Reincarnation of the Demon Ancestor', and 'Disciple of a Supreme Immortal Emperor', he had gained yet another nickname: 'Perfect Dao Fruit'.
At this moment, he directly pulled out from his pants an incomparably massive... Alchemy Blast Furnace!!!
It was fully tens of meters tall, entirely transparent and shining, covered in display screens, and exuded a strong sci-fi, high-tech vibe.
"An Alchemy Blast Furnace?" an Immortal Patriarch asked in astonishment.
Of course, they were no strangers to this item.
The Alchemy Blast Furnace!
A supreme treasure invented by the Heavenly Destiny Association. It had almost completely replaced low-tier alchemists, vastly increased the supply of medicinal pills across the Nine Heavens, and ruthlessly driven down the prices of pills.
But something like the Alchemy Blast Furnace was considered extremely precious, even to the Heavenly Destiny Association!
"This is different from ordinary Alchemy Blast Furnaces. This furnace only refines one type of pill: the Peerless Life-Extension Pill!"
"The Peerless Life-Extension Pill??? It is... it is refined using an Alchemy Blast Furnace???"
Even the Immortals were left numb. A Peerless Life-Extension Pill... could be refined using an Alchemy Blast Furnace?
They had considered many possibilities. After all, the Peerless Life-Extension Pill was a supreme taboo pill of the Nine Heavens. If Jiang Che's master had refined it... a Supreme Immortal Emperor refining a taboo pill was perfectly reasonable.
But... but now it seemed that was not the case at all?
"Of course!" Jiang Che snapped his fingers.
"But the medicinal ingredients for refining it must be incredibly precious, right? They probably start at the level of Divine Herbs, and the Jiang Family does not have that many Divine Herbs."
"Who said anything about needing divine herbs? We don't need a damn thing! All we need are spirit stones to power it! A Supreme Longevity Pill draws upon the power of Yin, Yang, and the Five Elements of Heaven and Earth. You don't need to put a single thing inside the alchemy furnace... By using Heaven and Earth as the crucible to refine the void itself, only then will the pill be formed!"
"????"

grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!