"Oh? Tell me then, why am I not suitable for Bai Qingxian? You have to give me a reason, right?"
Jiang Che crossed his legs, his words showing absolutely no respect for Bai Pu, the Emperor of the Qingqiu Immortal Clan.
Bai Pu looked at Jiang Che, the corners of his mouth twitching with anger. With your damn attitude, who would dare to take you in as a son-in-law?
God really was fucking blind to give such a guy such powerful talent!
Logically speaking, which cultivator wasn't steady and composed? But this guy was like a street thug.
"Young Master Jiang! I know your talent is unparalleled, but you are truly not suitable for Xian'er."
"There are too many female confidants around you. Our Immortal Fox Clan upholds an unwavering loyalty to love—one couple, one lifetime!"
Jiang Che shook his head. "Emperor Qingqiu, who said love is only for two people? Haven't you heard that a triangle is the most stable shape?"
Emperor Qingqiu: "..."
Stable shape? You're a freaking N-sided polygon by now.
"Ahem, actually, it's merrier with more people!" Jiang Che said shamelessly.
"Besides, Emperor Qingqiu, you can't generalize things, alright? Just because you believe in one couple for one lifetime, you have to demand others do the same? Isn't this moral kidnapping?"
I'll kidnap your @#$%...
Bai Pu felt a strong urge to curse.
As the Emperor of the Qingqiu Immortal Kingdom, he was at the realm of a Third Tribulation Immortal Lord. In the entire Qingqiu Fox Clan, aside from the High Priest, Immortal Lord White Fox, he was the strongest.
But he was still infuriated to no end.
"Young Master Jiang, please go back. Xian'er will not agree to this!"
"But Bai Qingxian has already accepted my token of love!" Jiang Che said slowly.
"Token of love? You've met Xian'er?!!!" Bai Pu's voice raised slightly, his tone filled with displeasure.
He knew Xian'er quite well. Although she had always been cultivating with Immortal Lord White Fox, she wasn't very shrewd...
But how did he bypass Immortal Lord White Fox?
"That's right. I once gifted Miss Xian'er a Sixth Tribulation Immortal Artifact, and she accepted it..."
"A Sixth Tribulation Immortal Artifact? Haha... Do you think a Sixth Tribulation Immortal Artifact is as common as cabbage? As far as I know... even your Longevity Jiang Family only has two Sixth Tribulation Immortal Emperor Artifacts, and you gave one away?"
Bai Pu laughed aloud, clearly not believing it!
However, Jiang Che didn't mind his mockery. Let this old geezer be arrogant for now; there would be a time for him to cry later.
"Hmph! I know you are the Emperor Son of the Jiang Family, but while others might fear your Jiang Family, my Qingqiu Immortal Clan does not! Our clan also has immortals who have been slumbering for a long time. Don't even think about touching a single hair on Xian'er's head!"
Bai Pu completely dropped all pretenses and stood up directly, his cold gaze fixed on Jiang Che.
"A mere Nirvana Realm cultivator! If it weren't for the Jiang Family behind you, I would have killed you long ago!"
Jiang Che narrowed his eyes!
Damn, this old geezer is really pushing his luck.
"Heh, what a coincidence. If it weren't for Miss Xian'er's sake, I would definitely cost you one of your true lives!"
Bai Pu seemed to have heard the biggest joke in the world. "Haha... What did you say? Cost me a true life? Just based on a Nirvana Realm ant like you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a wisp of immortal coercion surged from his body!
Behind him, six illusory crimson fox tails faintly appeared!
Six-Tailed Heavenly Fox, Third Tribulation Immortal Lord!
Actually, with Bai Pu's original bloodline talent, he could at most reach five tails, which was the Second Tribulation Immortal realm. But tens of thousands of years ago... a great enemy invaded the Fox Clan, and his beloved wife sacrificed herself to add a tail for him, thereby allowing him to reach the six-tail realm.
Although he luckily advanced to a Third Tribulation Immortal Lord, he also tragically lost his beloved wife!
Jiang Che frowned at the overwhelming immortal coercion!
Although the old geezer in front of him didn't have any killing intent, he wanted to teach him a lesson.
"Jiang Che! Considering you are the precious Emperor Son of the Jiang Family, I won't get angry with you. But you really don't know what's good for you. Today, I will teach you a lesson so you know what it means to respect the old and care for the young!"
Resisting the immense immortal coercion, Jiang Che still grinned. "You dare say I don't 'respect the old and care for the young'? Just recently, I even bowed in marriage with the ancestor of the Jiang Family..."
"Besides, what the hell are you? Out of respect, I call you an old geezer, otherwise... you're nothing but a dick!"
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"Hehe... Are you trying to infuriate me? Do you really think I dare not kill you? I am a Third Tribulation Immortal Lord wielding the Qingqiu Emperor Artifact. I don't even fear a Fourth Tribulation Immortal Venerable! Moreover, our clan has an ancient demon formation; even if an Immortal Emperor comes, they would lose a layer of skin!"
"Even if I slay you! The Jiang Family wouldn't dare to offend us in the slightest!"
When an immortal is enraged, billions of corpses fall, and blood flows for ten thousand miles!
The entire Qingqiu Immortal Kingdom seemed to sense the wrath of the immortal.
"What's going on? Why is the Emperor angry?"
"How long has it been since the Emperor was angry? Could it be because of that Jiang Che?"
...
"Heh... You're courting death!" Bai Pu coldly snorted, his patience completely exhausted.
An immortal cannot be humiliated!
"Then don't blame me!" Jiang Che coldly snorted. He pinched an item card in his hand, ready to give this old geezer a big surprise.
Suddenly, he seemed to think of something.
"Taking the liberty to ask, you weren't bullshitting just now, right? Even an Immortal Emperor would lose a layer of skin if they came?"
Under the immortal might, Jiang Che remained calm and composed.
Are you kidding? What kind of storms hadn't he seen? It was just a mere Immortal Lord throwing a tantrum. Later, he would directly peel a layer of skin off this old coot to make a fox fur coat!
"You—" Emperor Qingqiu was almost laughing from anger. What? Can you call over an Immortal Emperor?
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, then I'll give it a try..."
Jiang Che gently exhaled and then actually shouted out loud!
"Master, save me!!!"
At the same time, Jiang Che tightly gripped the One-Hit Kill item card in his hand. If the situation went south, he would use the item card directly.
After all, Young Master Jiang was frugal and managed his household diligently; if he could save some points, he would.
...
Master?
When Jiang Che shouted for his master, Emperor Qingqiu subconsciously took two steps back. He had a bad feeling about this.
Did this Jiang Che have a master?
Why had he never heard of it?
He only knew that Jiang Che was the Emperor Son of the Jiang Family. If it was just the Jiang Family... he was completely unafraid. Even if he killed Jiang Che right here, the Jiang Family wouldn't dare say much...
But what the hell was this master now?
However, after Jiang Che shouted for his master, ten-odd seconds passed without any changes in the surroundings. The scene became incredibly awkward.
Jiang Che narrowed his eyes. Alright then... that bullshit Immortal Fengmo was completely unreliable! Shouting 'master' for nothing... what a massive loss.
But it was impossible for him to be embarrassed, because... he had long prepared the One-Hit Kill card!
"Haha... Master? Even if your master is an Immortal Emperor, today you will still kneel and confess your mistakes to me!" Emperor Qingqiu's immortal power surged, causing the color of the world to change!
However... in the next second, the expression on his face froze.
A dazzlingly brilliant sword light was seen tearing through the sky!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
