Lin Yu finally bowed to reality.
The legendary medical skills passed down to him by his master could bring the dead back to life, cure cancer and kidney failure, and even included techniques like massage for women's physiological issues...
But when it came to men's health... the knowledge was scarce.
The only thing related to men's health was some tonic for enhancing virility.
It drove him crazy!
"Master, you’ve failed me!!!"
Lin Yu, in a daze, followed the doctors to the hospital for sperm preservation.
Since he was impotent, he had to undergo a puncture procedure.
"Store it for ten years, here’s the fee..."
The ten-year storage cost 20,000 yuan, which completely emptied Lin Yu’s wallet. The 150,000 yuan he had just been scammed into borrowing was now all gone.
"Doctor, please, you must take good care of it!!!"
Lin Yu looked at the test tubes, his voice trembling. This was his last hope!
It reminded him of a phrase he had once overheard:
"Young and unaware of the value of virility... now, broken, he could only weep over his lost potential."
"Mr. Lin, rest assured, our hospital’s sperm bank is professional. Each sample has its own unique code..."
"Then... I’ll leave it to you."
Lin Yu cried. Ever since losing one of his testicles, his once fierce personality had softened, and he now cried at the drop of a hat.
But just as he was drowning in sorrow, a group of thugs with dragon and tiger tattoos barged into the hospital.
"Hey... don’t touch that!" The nurse holding Lin Yu’s test tube was bumped by one of the thugs.
Her hand trembled—
"Crash!"
The sound of glass shattering echoed, and with it, Lin Yu’s heart broke.
"No!!!"
Lin Yu completely lost it, lunging toward the floor, toward his shattered hope.
The doctor had said his sperm quality was poor, and this was the only batch that barely met the standard... As his condition worsened, the quality and activity would only decline...
But now, it was gone...
"Who’s Lin Yu?"
The leader of the thugs was a burly man with a scar across his eye.
"Is Lin Yu not here?"
"Damn it, this guy borrowed 150,000 from us. Did he run off with the money?"
Clearly, these men were here to collect the debt.
Once you borrow from loan sharks, they’ll hound you like death itself to repay.
"You bastards!!!" Lin Yu slowly stood up.
Those test tubes had held all his hopes, and now... his hope was completely shattered.
How could he not be furious?
"Hey? Boss, isn’t this guy Lin Yu?"
"Yeah, it’s him! Kid, pay up!"
"You borrowed 150,000 a week ago. Now, with interest, it’s 170,000. You can pay the principal later, but first, give us the 20,000 interest."
"I’ll pay you nothing!!!" Lin Yu, already on the verge of exploding, lashed out!
He didn’t care anymore; he just swung his fists!
But after his feminization, Lin Yu’s fighting ability had weakened significantly. His punches were soft and ineffective.
A Middle Stage Dark Force expert, he was no match for these thugs!
And they... were armed with stun batons!
Stun batons seemed to be designed specifically to counter martial artists.
The violent electric current could instantly disperse the internal energy of a Dark Force expert, rendering them powerless. Without internal energy, was it even Dark Force anymore?
"Ah!"
A piercing scream—Lin Yu was beaten once again!
"Wow? Who would’ve thought? This kid’s a martial arts expert? Good thing we brought the stun batons, or we might’ve lost to him!"
The boss kicked Lin Yu a couple of times in anger.
By now, Lin Yu was barely conscious.
"Boss, doesn’t this guy look familiar? Wasn’t he the ‘One-Ball Hero’ from the news a few days ago?"
"Oh, you’re right! The One-Ball Hero? Perfect... isn’t this exactly Big Brother Qiang’s type?"
"Hehe... Lin Yu might be a bit feisty, but he’s got a pretty face. Big Brother Qiang would definitely like him. Let’s take him away!"
After losing a testicle, Lin Yu’s appearance had become more feminine, his features softer.
Unconscious, Lin Yu had no idea what was coming next.
......
"Wake up, sleepyhead!"
Jiang Che called Qin Qiaoqiao awake.
"Good morning, Senior Jiang Che!"
The girl sat on the bed, rubbing her eyes, her hair a mess, her gaze still hazy from sleep.
"Good morning!"
After washing up, they headed downstairs.
It had to be said, having a sweet and lovely girl like Qin Qiaoqiao by your side was quite comforting.
No man could resist a beautiful girl who adored you. If you did... you’d regret it!
Aunt Chen had already prepared breakfast.
"Jiang Che... I’m almost too scared to go back to school now!"
In the car, Qin Qiaoqiao covered her face, blushing all the way to her neck.
"My dad is my Chinese teacher... and my mom works at the school too. I don’t know how to face them!"
...
"Grandpa Butler, follow that Maybach ahead..."
"Yes, Miss."
Ye Mengyao sat in the back of the Bentley, biting her thin lips. She had woken up early today, planning to surprise Jiang Che at his villa.
But instead, she witnessed a scene that nearly broke her heart.
Jiang Che and Qin Qiaoqiao walked out of the villa hand in hand.
Ye Mengyao knew that Jiang Che’s parents had moved out, meaning Jiang Che and Qin Qiaoqiao had spent the night alone together.
"Bad Jiang Che! Stupid Jiang Che! What am I to you?"
Ye Mengyao was on the verge of tears!
"Jiang Che... I won’t give up! I’ll prove to you... that I’m better, prettier than Qin Qiaoqiao!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
ial death, also known as "shè sǐ" in Chinese, generally refers to... well, never mind, it's not important. My name is Ye Cheng, and I'm about to experience social death firsthand. ... 【Host, your mission is to confess your love to the young lady of the Dongfang family, the current student council president, in a way that will be unforgettable for everyone at the freshman ceremony!】 【Host, assist the girl with a sprained ankle in front of you to reach the infirmary, and fulfill the wicked thoughts in your heart!】 【Host, act on your desires and punish the arrogant young lady before you mercilessly!】 【Host, follow your instincts—abandon shameful surrender, begging, or groveling, and ruthlessly criticize the domineering, ill-mannered young lady in front of you!】 【Host...】 Ye Cheng: "Here, here, you take this host role—I quit!" Wait, why is the girl with a sprained ankle the daughter of a mafia boss? And what kind of punishment method is this for the arrogant young lady? Also, who the heck said anything about wicked thoughts in my heart? Come out here, let’s settle this one-on-one!!! ... The haughty student council president, the scheming mafia princess, the fragile yandere young lady, the airheaded maid-in-waiting, the mixed-blood loli/...
