Lin Yu finally bowed to reality.
The legendary medical skills passed down to him by his master could bring the dead back to life, cure cancer and kidney failure, and even included techniques like massage for women's physiological issues...
But when it came to men's health... the knowledge was scarce.
The only thing related to men's health was some tonic for enhancing virility.
It drove him crazy!
"Master, you’ve failed me!!!"
Lin Yu, in a daze, followed the doctors to the hospital for sperm preservation.
Since he was impotent, he had to undergo a puncture procedure.
"Store it for ten years, here’s the fee..."
The ten-year storage cost 20,000 yuan, which completely emptied Lin Yu’s wallet. The 150,000 yuan he had just been scammed into borrowing was now all gone.
"Doctor, please, you must take good care of it!!!"
Lin Yu looked at the test tubes, his voice trembling. This was his last hope!
It reminded him of a phrase he had once overheard:
"Young and unaware of the value of virility... now, broken, he could only weep over his lost potential."
"Mr. Lin, rest assured, our hospital’s sperm bank is professional. Each sample has its own unique code..."
"Then... I’ll leave it to you."
Lin Yu cried. Ever since losing one of his testicles, his once fierce personality had softened, and he now cried at the drop of a hat.
But just as he was drowning in sorrow, a group of thugs with dragon and tiger tattoos barged into the hospital.
"Hey... don’t touch that!" The nurse holding Lin Yu’s test tube was bumped by one of the thugs.
Her hand trembled—
"Crash!"
The sound of glass shattering echoed, and with it, Lin Yu’s heart broke.
"No!!!"
Lin Yu completely lost it, lunging toward the floor, toward his shattered hope.
The doctor had said his sperm quality was poor, and this was the only batch that barely met the standard... As his condition worsened, the quality and activity would only decline...
But now, it was gone...
"Who’s Lin Yu?"
The leader of the thugs was a burly man with a scar across his eye.
"Is Lin Yu not here?"
"Damn it, this guy borrowed 150,000 from us. Did he run off with the money?"
Clearly, these men were here to collect the debt.
Once you borrow from loan sharks, they’ll hound you like death itself to repay.
"You bastards!!!" Lin Yu slowly stood up.
Those test tubes had held all his hopes, and now... his hope was completely shattered.
How could he not be furious?
"Hey? Boss, isn’t this guy Lin Yu?"
"Yeah, it’s him! Kid, pay up!"
"You borrowed 150,000 a week ago. Now, with interest, it’s 170,000. You can pay the principal later, but first, give us the 20,000 interest."
"I’ll pay you nothing!!!" Lin Yu, already on the verge of exploding, lashed out!
He didn’t care anymore; he just swung his fists!
But after his feminization, Lin Yu’s fighting ability had weakened significantly. His punches were soft and ineffective.
A Middle Stage Dark Force expert, he was no match for these thugs!
And they... were armed with stun batons!
Stun batons seemed to be designed specifically to counter martial artists.
The violent electric current could instantly disperse the internal energy of a Dark Force expert, rendering them powerless. Without internal energy, was it even Dark Force anymore?
"Ah!"
A piercing scream—Lin Yu was beaten once again!
"Wow? Who would’ve thought? This kid’s a martial arts expert? Good thing we brought the stun batons, or we might’ve lost to him!"
The boss kicked Lin Yu a couple of times in anger.
By now, Lin Yu was barely conscious.
"Boss, doesn’t this guy look familiar? Wasn’t he the ‘One-Ball Hero’ from the news a few days ago?"
"Oh, you’re right! The One-Ball Hero? Perfect... isn’t this exactly Big Brother Qiang’s type?"
"Hehe... Lin Yu might be a bit feisty, but he’s got a pretty face. Big Brother Qiang would definitely like him. Let’s take him away!"
After losing a testicle, Lin Yu’s appearance had become more feminine, his features softer.
Unconscious, Lin Yu had no idea what was coming next.
......
"Wake up, sleepyhead!"
Jiang Che called Qin Qiaoqiao awake.
"Good morning, Senior Jiang Che!"
The girl sat on the bed, rubbing her eyes, her hair a mess, her gaze still hazy from sleep.
"Good morning!"
After washing up, they headed downstairs.
It had to be said, having a sweet and lovely girl like Qin Qiaoqiao by your side was quite comforting.
No man could resist a beautiful girl who adored you. If you did... you’d regret it!
Aunt Chen had already prepared breakfast.
"Jiang Che... I’m almost too scared to go back to school now!"
In the car, Qin Qiaoqiao covered her face, blushing all the way to her neck.
"My dad is my Chinese teacher... and my mom works at the school too. I don’t know how to face them!"
...
"Grandpa Butler, follow that Maybach ahead..."
"Yes, Miss."
Ye Mengyao sat in the back of the Bentley, biting her thin lips. She had woken up early today, planning to surprise Jiang Che at his villa.
But instead, she witnessed a scene that nearly broke her heart.
Jiang Che and Qin Qiaoqiao walked out of the villa hand in hand.
Ye Mengyao knew that Jiang Che’s parents had moved out, meaning Jiang Che and Qin Qiaoqiao had spent the night alone together.
"Bad Jiang Che! Stupid Jiang Che! What am I to you?"
Ye Mengyao was on the verge of tears!
"Jiang Che... I won’t give up! I’ll prove to you... that I’m better, prettier than Qin Qiaoqiao!"
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
is also known as: "Sword Flying Under the Desk: My School Life" "Balancing Cultivation and STEM Homework" "The System That Taught Me to Take College Entrance Exams While Surviving Heavenly Tribulations" Good news: I got reincarnated. Even better news: I got reincarnated with a system. So, should I chase wealth? Or pursue immortality? Maybe become a superhero for the motherland? But with regrets weighing on this second life, I’d rather fix what I missed before. System: "Host, the cultivation world is full of dangers. You must form your Golden Core immediately!" Lin Mo glanced at the truck he’d just stopped with one hand. "At my level, it’s not like I’ll piss off ‘Little Boy’ or ‘Fat Man,’ right? Whatever—I still have two math problems left. Go play by yourself." System: "How can you still focus on homework at a time like this?! Host! Don’t throw your life away!" Lin Mo stayed silent, burying himself deeper into his workbook.
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
