Jiang Che actually didn't like the idea of seizing by force. He was, after all, a fine young man who had received nine years of compulsory education. He would never do anything against a young woman's will. Otherwise, he could have just grabbed hundreds of Supreme Artifact Cards and charged right in front of Ji Qingyi and Moshang Xie, tying them all up and taking them home. Perhaps his nature was inherently somewhat easygoing and adaptable.
"The master who was number one on the Nine Heavens Beauty Ranking a hundred thousand years ago, and the current number two on the ranking?" Jiang Che lightly licked the corner of his lips, the smile at the corner of his mouth almost impossible to suppress.
Immortal Venerable Tiangong: "......"
The old man silently apologized to Immortal Lord White Fox in his heart. Sorry, Fellow Daoist White Fox, this venerable one didn't mean to betray you.
Among the currently surviving immortals in the Nine Heavens, Immortal Lord White Fox's strength as a Four Tribulation Immortal Lord was enough to rank within the top thirty.
But that Jiang Che had a mysterious and unfathomable Supreme Immortal Emperor as a master! Judging from the over a hundred top-grade immortal artifacts Jiang Che had just pulled out... this Supreme Immortal Emperor was absolutely incredibly indulgent towards Jiang Che. It was entirely possible he would actually help him kidnap Immortal Lord White Fox to take home as a wife.
Just thinking about it was terrifying!
Actually... he had quite liked Immortal Lord White Fox in his youth too.
"Young Master Jiang! This way please... Let me tell you, Immortal Lord White Fox was truly extraordinary in her youth. Possessing the Heavenly Demon Immortal Physique, her beauty was renowned throughout all races of the Nine Heavens. It's said two Immortal Lords once fought fiercely over her, but in the end, neither caught her eye," the old man chattered as he walked, giving Jiang Che the rundown.
"There was a saying in the Nine Heavens back then: 'Better to see White Fox smile once, than to sleep with your wife for a night.' So many great emperors and immortals... yet not a single one could get close to her."
Jiang Che: "......"
Damn, this old geezer is going a bit overboard. He's making this young master's heart itch.
The Nine Heavens Beauty Ranking is updated every ten thousand years, so her name had long since disappeared from the current ranking.
"But Young Master Jiang, Immortal Lord White Fox's disciple is also a great beauty of her generation. You could..."
"Do I need you to teach me?" Jiang Che glanced sideways, giving Immortal Venerable Tiangong a cold look.
"......"
Dammit, if not for fearing the powerful master behind this kid, he would have crushed him to dust tens of thousands of times already.
A mere Nirvana stage ant, daring to order this Immortal Venerable around?
"Oh, right, Senior Tiangong," Jiang Che suddenly spoke up.
"!!!" For some reason, Immortal Venerable Tiangong's heart skipped a beat. This 'Senior'... this kid probably had something bad up his sleeve.
"Senior! Do you happen to have any immortal artifacts suitable for gifting? You know, the kind like rings or necklaces, treasures that are easier to present as gifts?"
"......"
No way! Are you seriously here to stock up on goods?
"No..." The old man was about to say he didn't, when Ye Zhiqing beside him pushed up his glasses.
"Teacher, I remember you forged a Four Tribulation immortal artifact called the 'Vast Sea Immortal-Suppressing Bra' eight thousand years ago? You said you were going to gift it to Immortal Lord White Fox to confess your feelings, but later..."
Immortal Venerable Tiangong instantly flushed red!
"You foolish disciple, stop talking nonsense! This venerable is a Five Tribulation Immortal Venerable, long since devoted solely to the pursuit of the Dao. How could I be tempted by feminine beauty?" The old man almost slapped his stupid disciple on the head.
"Ahem... Young Master Jiang, please excuse this embarrassment!"
"Vast Sea Immortal-Suppressing Bra?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow.
"Uh... yes, yes. This immortal artifact was originally something I forged intending to..." The old man grew more and more halting, eventually stopping altogether.
"Forget it, Young Master Jiang..."
Jiang Che frowned. Was this old codger hiding good stuff?
"How can we just forget it? I'm empty-handed right now. How do you expect me to go meet Immortal Lord White Fox and her disciple? Hand over that so-called Vast Sea Immortal-Suppressing Bra immediately. This young master will definitely remember your kindness."
Immortal Venerable Tiangong wiped the sweat from his temple. "I really can't give it to you! Young Master..."
"Alright then, I'll trade you an immortal artifact for it." As he spoke, Jiang Che took out a One Tribulation immortal artifact. "That way you won't be at a loss, right?"
"......"
'Not at a loss,' my foot! You're trading a One Tribulation artifact for my Four Tribulation one? And so brazenly at that? You'd need a certain level of thick-skinnedness to even say such a thing!
"Young Master, this immortal artifact... this old man truly cannot give it to you!"
"Tsk, don't be such a stranger!" Jiang Che seemed somewhat annoyed. "My master is a Six Tribulation Supreme Immortal Emperor. Do you think I'd renege on a deal with you? Hand it over immediately!"
A few drops of sweat actually appeared on Immortal Venerable Tiangong's nearly bald head. "Young Master Jiang... this... you're the one asking for it!"
"I'm asking for it. So what?"
Then, the old man reluctantly pulled out a bright red object from his spatial ring. Two triangular, palm-sized red pieces connected by a string.
Jiang Che: "???"
Wait, the 'Vast Sea Immortal-Suppressing Bra'... it's not a protective barrier like I thought? It's an actual bra!
"Ahem... Young Master, do you still want it?"
Although this immortal artifact looked utterly vulgar, resembling a piece of lingerie, it indeed emitted the aura of an immortal artifact, and it was a Four Tribulation one at that.
Immortal Venerable Tiangong's forging skills were absolutely unparalleled in the Nine Heavens, to have forged a damn piece of lingerie into a Four Tribulation immortal artifact.
"Heh heh... no thanks."
Jiang Che waved his hands repeatedly. Giving this thing as a gift... he'd probably be labeled a lecher!
......
Meanwhile.
In the main hall of the Tiangong Immortal Sect.
Many of the sect's elders, grand elders, and the like had all gathered. After all, the visitors were Immortal Lord White Fox and her disciple, absolutely honored guests for the Tiangong Immortal Sect!
"Immortal Lord, please wait a moment. Our sect leader is currently forging an immortal artifact and may require some time," an immortal from the Tiangong Immortal Sect said with a slight bow, his face full of respect.
Everyone present, including the immortals, dared not look up to meet the gaze of the seated Immortal Lord White Fox. This lord cultivated the Supreme Path of Allure. A single glance might lead to complete enthrallment. After all, 'fox spirit' wasn't just an empty title; even immortals couldn't escape her bewitching immortal arts.
"Having waited for decades, a little while longer is of no consequence."
An extremely languid voice sounded. Just hearing it sent waves of a tingling, numbing sensation straight to the heart, enough to stir restless thoughts.
The bowing immortal lowered his head even further, wishing he could poke his own ears deaf.
It was a figure in white, draped in a snowy fur coat, with long hair cascading down. The hair wasn't pure white, but had a pinkish hue. A pair of languid eyes held endless allure, with faint pink little hearts even visible deep within the pupils, enough to pull one into an endless abyss.
The pair of pointed fox ears added a unique charm.
The woman sat on a rattan chair, one hand propping up her delicate cheek, her jade-like legs crossed. Her gaze carried a sense of superiority, as if looking down upon everyone present.
In this vast sect, not a single person dared to meet her eyes. How boring!
"Master!" A silvery, bell-like young girl's voice rang out. Standing beside Immortal Lord White Fox was a young girl who shared similar features!
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
lanned to earn money steadily and take life at a slower pace. But he never expected... his father's remarriage, and the stepmother bringing along a dependent, would completely disrupt his life's plans...
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
