Jiang Che actually didn't like the idea of seizing by force. He was, after all, a fine young man who had received nine years of compulsory education. He would never do anything against a young woman's will. Otherwise, he could have just grabbed hundreds of Supreme Artifact Cards and charged right in front of Ji Qingyi and Moshang Xie, tying them all up and taking them home. Perhaps his nature was inherently somewhat easygoing and adaptable.
"The master who was number one on the Nine Heavens Beauty Ranking a hundred thousand years ago, and the current number two on the ranking?" Jiang Che lightly licked the corner of his lips, the smile at the corner of his mouth almost impossible to suppress.
Immortal Venerable Tiangong: "......"
The old man silently apologized to Immortal Lord White Fox in his heart. Sorry, Fellow Daoist White Fox, this venerable one didn't mean to betray you.
Among the currently surviving immortals in the Nine Heavens, Immortal Lord White Fox's strength as a Four Tribulation Immortal Lord was enough to rank within the top thirty.
But that Jiang Che had a mysterious and unfathomable Supreme Immortal Emperor as a master! Judging from the over a hundred top-grade immortal artifacts Jiang Che had just pulled out... this Supreme Immortal Emperor was absolutely incredibly indulgent towards Jiang Che. It was entirely possible he would actually help him kidnap Immortal Lord White Fox to take home as a wife.
Just thinking about it was terrifying!
Actually... he had quite liked Immortal Lord White Fox in his youth too.
"Young Master Jiang! This way please... Let me tell you, Immortal Lord White Fox was truly extraordinary in her youth. Possessing the Heavenly Demon Immortal Physique, her beauty was renowned throughout all races of the Nine Heavens. It's said two Immortal Lords once fought fiercely over her, but in the end, neither caught her eye," the old man chattered as he walked, giving Jiang Che the rundown.
"There was a saying in the Nine Heavens back then: 'Better to see White Fox smile once, than to sleep with your wife for a night.' So many great emperors and immortals... yet not a single one could get close to her."
Jiang Che: "......"
Damn, this old geezer is going a bit overboard. He's making this young master's heart itch.
The Nine Heavens Beauty Ranking is updated every ten thousand years, so her name had long since disappeared from the current ranking.
"But Young Master Jiang, Immortal Lord White Fox's disciple is also a great beauty of her generation. You could..."
"Do I need you to teach me?" Jiang Che glanced sideways, giving Immortal Venerable Tiangong a cold look.
"......"
Dammit, if not for fearing the powerful master behind this kid, he would have crushed him to dust tens of thousands of times already.
A mere Nirvana stage ant, daring to order this Immortal Venerable around?
"Oh, right, Senior Tiangong," Jiang Che suddenly spoke up.
"!!!" For some reason, Immortal Venerable Tiangong's heart skipped a beat. This 'Senior'... this kid probably had something bad up his sleeve.
"Senior! Do you happen to have any immortal artifacts suitable for gifting? You know, the kind like rings or necklaces, treasures that are easier to present as gifts?"
"......"
No way! Are you seriously here to stock up on goods?
"No..." The old man was about to say he didn't, when Ye Zhiqing beside him pushed up his glasses.
"Teacher, I remember you forged a Four Tribulation immortal artifact called the 'Vast Sea Immortal-Suppressing Bra' eight thousand years ago? You said you were going to gift it to Immortal Lord White Fox to confess your feelings, but later..."
Immortal Venerable Tiangong instantly flushed red!
"You foolish disciple, stop talking nonsense! This venerable is a Five Tribulation Immortal Venerable, long since devoted solely to the pursuit of the Dao. How could I be tempted by feminine beauty?" The old man almost slapped his stupid disciple on the head.
"Ahem... Young Master Jiang, please excuse this embarrassment!"
"Vast Sea Immortal-Suppressing Bra?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow.
"Uh... yes, yes. This immortal artifact was originally something I forged intending to..." The old man grew more and more halting, eventually stopping altogether.
"Forget it, Young Master Jiang..."
Jiang Che frowned. Was this old codger hiding good stuff?
"How can we just forget it? I'm empty-handed right now. How do you expect me to go meet Immortal Lord White Fox and her disciple? Hand over that so-called Vast Sea Immortal-Suppressing Bra immediately. This young master will definitely remember your kindness."
Immortal Venerable Tiangong wiped the sweat from his temple. "I really can't give it to you! Young Master..."
"Alright then, I'll trade you an immortal artifact for it." As he spoke, Jiang Che took out a One Tribulation immortal artifact. "That way you won't be at a loss, right?"
"......"
'Not at a loss,' my foot! You're trading a One Tribulation artifact for my Four Tribulation one? And so brazenly at that? You'd need a certain level of thick-skinnedness to even say such a thing!
"Young Master, this immortal artifact... this old man truly cannot give it to you!"
"Tsk, don't be such a stranger!" Jiang Che seemed somewhat annoyed. "My master is a Six Tribulation Supreme Immortal Emperor. Do you think I'd renege on a deal with you? Hand it over immediately!"
A few drops of sweat actually appeared on Immortal Venerable Tiangong's nearly bald head. "Young Master Jiang... this... you're the one asking for it!"
"I'm asking for it. So what?"
Then, the old man reluctantly pulled out a bright red object from his spatial ring. Two triangular, palm-sized red pieces connected by a string.
Jiang Che: "???"
Wait, the 'Vast Sea Immortal-Suppressing Bra'... it's not a protective barrier like I thought? It's an actual bra!
"Ahem... Young Master, do you still want it?"
Although this immortal artifact looked utterly vulgar, resembling a piece of lingerie, it indeed emitted the aura of an immortal artifact, and it was a Four Tribulation one at that.
Immortal Venerable Tiangong's forging skills were absolutely unparalleled in the Nine Heavens, to have forged a damn piece of lingerie into a Four Tribulation immortal artifact.
"Heh heh... no thanks."
Jiang Che waved his hands repeatedly. Giving this thing as a gift... he'd probably be labeled a lecher!
......
Meanwhile.
In the main hall of the Tiangong Immortal Sect.
Many of the sect's elders, grand elders, and the like had all gathered. After all, the visitors were Immortal Lord White Fox and her disciple, absolutely honored guests for the Tiangong Immortal Sect!
"Immortal Lord, please wait a moment. Our sect leader is currently forging an immortal artifact and may require some time," an immortal from the Tiangong Immortal Sect said with a slight bow, his face full of respect.
Everyone present, including the immortals, dared not look up to meet the gaze of the seated Immortal Lord White Fox. This lord cultivated the Supreme Path of Allure. A single glance might lead to complete enthrallment. After all, 'fox spirit' wasn't just an empty title; even immortals couldn't escape her bewitching immortal arts.
"Having waited for decades, a little while longer is of no consequence."
An extremely languid voice sounded. Just hearing it sent waves of a tingling, numbing sensation straight to the heart, enough to stir restless thoughts.
The bowing immortal lowered his head even further, wishing he could poke his own ears deaf.
It was a figure in white, draped in a snowy fur coat, with long hair cascading down. The hair wasn't pure white, but had a pinkish hue. A pair of languid eyes held endless allure, with faint pink little hearts even visible deep within the pupils, enough to pull one into an endless abyss.
The pair of pointed fox ears added a unique charm.
The woman sat on a rattan chair, one hand propping up her delicate cheek, her jade-like legs crossed. Her gaze carried a sense of superiority, as if looking down upon everyone present.
In this vast sect, not a single person dared to meet her eyes. How boring!
"Master!" A silvery, bell-like young girl's voice rang out. Standing beside Immortal Lord White Fox was a young girl who shared similar features!
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ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
