Looking at himself in the mirror, Jiang Che smiled helplessly.
His reflection showed him dressed in a magnificent, noble red ancient-style robe. The sleeves fluttered like an immortal's. This Immortal Artifact even automatically generated a head of long hair for him, truly giving Jiang Che the vibe of a dashing young nobleman from ancient times.
"Wuwu, my baby boy looks so handsome today!"
Jiang Yunli circled Jiang Che a few times, her eyes beaming with light. "As expected of my son, truly handsome!"
Jiang Che looked at the woman before him with a helpless expression; his mom was truly outrageous.
"Mom, they all say I'm the reincarnation of the Demon Ancestor..." Jiang Che said faintly.
"Huh? Demon Ancestor? My son is so kind-hearted, how could he possibly be the Demon Ancestor?" Jiang Yunli puffed out her cheeks, standing on her tiptoes to smooth out the wrinkles on Jiang Che's collar.
In her eyes, Jiang Che seemed to have changed a lot, yet also seemed to have never changed at all. No matter how strong Jiang Che became, he was still her son.
"But I've become so strong now. Many people in the Nine Heavens fear me."
Jiang Yunli revealed a proud expression. "That's because my son is capable!"
Hearing this, Jiang Che laughed with great ease.
What bullshit Demon Ancestor?
He was just himself, from beginning to end.
...
"Brother Jiang Che, you're so handsome!" Xiao Sisi stood in front of Jiang Che, looking at his outfit, little stars twinkling in her eyes.
"Yeah, yeah!" Bai Jie nodded incessantly; she was practically drooling looking at Jiang Che.
"Handsome? He's just vain!" Yu Wan'er slammed the table, getting a bit anxious. "Besides... no matter how handsome he looks, he isn't wearing it for us to see."
A strong scent of jealousy filled the air.
"Hey! Jiang Che, you can't go perform the wedding ceremony yet!" Yu Wan'er's expression suddenly changed.
"Wha... what do you mean?" Even Jiang Che couldn't figure out Yu Wan'er's train of thought.
"Hmph~ We can't let that vixen outside get the first taste of you in this wedding outfit!"
"......"
"Hey~ Don't mess around, I have to go to the ceremony soon. The bride is waiting!" Jiang Che's eyes went wide.
*Bang!* With a loud noise, Qin Qiaoqiao slammed the door shut and locked it.
"Hehe, Brother Jiang Che, we're going to... commandeer this groom for a bit."
......
Half a day later.
Jiang Che emerged from the Realm-Breaking Immortal Boat, his wedding robes looking a bit messy.
"I'm really convinced. Good thing I have the Grand Sun Immortal Physique and the Sun Immortal Physique, otherwise I would have been wrecked..."
Jiang Che wiped the sweat from his forehead and waved his hand... instantly making his clothes perfectly neat again.
He arrived at the core area of the Jiang family.
"Young Master Jiang!!! You're finally here!!!"
Suddenly, an excited voice rang out.
A young man in white riding an immortal crane flew toward him. He looked very urgent and jumped off the crane, but his footing faltered.
*Thud!*
As coincidences go, he landed right on his knees in front of Jiang Che!
The scene instantly became incredibly awkward.
The young man wiped his forehead and hurriedly stood up. "Young Master Jiang... I am the Second Emperor Son of the Jiang family, Jiang Ruochen. Just now... I made a fool of myself."
Jiang Che looked at the young man before him with a calm expression. This guy was worthy of being an Emperor Son; his bootlicking skills were top-notch!
He didn't believe for a second that a cultivator at the Nirvana Stage would trip over nothing!
Subsequently, the rest of the Jiang family's Emperor Sons appeared one after another.
[Damn it! This guy is too fucking shameless, kneeling directly to Young Master Jiang? How hateful... Why didn't I think of that?]
[Shit, he seized the initiative!]
Jiang Che surveyed the Emperor Sons before him, the corners of his thin lips curling up slightly.
These nine Jiang family Emperor Sons before him were all, without exception, Children of Destiny!
Their luck levels were very high.
Some were even approaching the level of a Lord of Destiny.
Qualified leeks!
"What is the matter?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow. These Jiang family Emperor Sons were obviously not here to find trouble.
Children of Destiny with such high luck levels wouldn't be stupid enough to actively provoke him.
"Hehe, Young Master Jiang, we just came to congratulate you..." A red-haired Emperor Son hadn't finished speaking when—
*Thud!*
A burly Jiang family Emperor Son knelt directly in front of Jiang Che. "Junior Jiang Fan congratulates the Old Ancestor on his grand wedding!"
The Jiang family Emperor Sons: "???"
Jiang Che: "???"
The remaining Emperor Sons were all shrewd individuals.
Although Jiang Che was their junior in terms of age, who asked him to marry Jiang Yueye?
Although Jiang Yueye had been sealed away for a hundred thousand years, her seniority was ridiculously high; they all had to call her Old Ancestor.
By that calculation, Jiang Che was indeed their Old Ancestor. Kneeling was perfectly justified!
*Thud thud thud!!!*
Eight simultaneous kneeling sounds rang out as they all knelt before Jiang Che.
"Juniors congratulate the Old Ancestor on his grand wedding x9."
Jiang Che: "......"
Seriously, bros? You're forcing this?
They were calling him Old Ancestor and kneeling—short of actually kowtowing—so if he didn't give them something good, it wouldn't be right, would it?
"Ahem..." Jiang Che gave a dry cough. "Since you know that today is your Old Ancestor's grand wedding, why did you come empty-handed?"
[Ding! Host has scammed the nine Jiang family Emperor Sons brothers. Obtained 500 million points.]
The Emperor Sons were stunned. Had they knelt for nothing after all that?
They usually heard their elders say that Jiang Che was a person who repaid gratitude. Just a few scraps leaking from Jiang Che's fingernails would be enough for them to soar.
Why did it feel like now... he was a massive scammer?
"Uh... No, no! Old Ancestor, of course I didn't come empty-handed!" Jiang Ruochen was the first to look up. He searched his spatial ring for a moment and took out a treasure.
"Old Ancestor! This is a [Heavenly Dao Stone] I found in an Immortal Secret Realm. It allows one to comprehend the Myriad Laws of the Heavenly Dao..."
The corners of the other disciples' mouths twitched wildly. They were even competing over this???
Although their hearts were bleeding, they had no choice. Each took out treasures they had cherished for a long time. They were too embarrassed to bring out anything inferior, fearing they might dissatisfy Jiang Che.
[Ding ding ding ding...]
Another series of points arrived.
"Alright, alright! Everyone get up. Put your things away. Would I, your Old Ancestor, really take your things? I was just testing your sincerity," Jiang Che waved his hand dismissively.
The main reason was... he really looked down on the treasures these Emperor Sons cherished!
The points they just generated were worth more than those treasures.
"Huh?" The Emperor Sons were all dumbfounded.
"Alright, since you are so sincere, I, your Old Ancestor, will reluctantly grant you an opportunity!"
Jiang Che's words caused the other Emperor Sons to reveal looks of ecstasy.
It's here, it's here! The wait wasn't in vain, the kneeling wasn't in vain!
"The opportunity I am going to grant you is... a System! A 'Golden Finger' comparable to a Heavenly Dao-level System!"

with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)

't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.