"Heh, you two better behave, or else... Yours Truly will teach you a lesson!"
Jiang Che sneered. He wasn't particularly fond of those two so-called disciples. Although he had inherited some of the Demon Ancestor's memories, he was ultimately not the Demon Ancestor.
He didn't have any real relationship with the Demon Ancestor's two disciples, but that didn't matter... because he had a thing for beauties.
If the two of them were honest and behaved, he might consider looking for them eventually. But if they actively stirred up trouble... then they couldn't blame him for ruthlessly crushing the flowers.
Although he usually appeared to spoil women, if he really encountered those disobedient, obsessive types, he had plenty of methods to ensure they became submissive and obedient.
After pondering for a moment, Jiang Che stepped down from the bed.
With a movement of his Divine Sense, he completely mastered the entire Realm-Breaking Immortal Boat.
Outside the Immortal Boat, countless waves of dense spiritual energy surged over. The incredibly massive Immortal Boat hovered in the firmament, blotting out the sun. Countless cultivators looked up in astonishment, their eyes filled with shock.
"Th... what is this? Why is it so huge?"
Even the Great Emperor Ancestor of an Emperor-level sect was startled awake from his seclusion, his eyes wide open... As a Great Emperor, for the first time, he felt as insignificant as an ant.
"An... Ancestor? What is that thing? Is... is it a meteorite? Or has the apocalypse arrived?"
Beside the Great Emperor, a young man spoke with a trembling voice.
"It... it seems to be an Immortal Boat?!!" The Great Emperor swallowed hard.
He was certain; this was an Immortal Boat!
But this Immortal Boat was simply too massive. Even hovering ten thousand miles up in the sky, it still overshadowed more than half of the region. Everywhere was plunged into lightless, eternal darkness.
Ordinary cultivators couldn't tell it was an Immortal Boat with the naked eye, but as a Great Emperor... his Divine Sense could probe it slightly.
"An... Immortal Boat? How could the Ancestor possess an Immortal Boat of this size? I remember your Immortal Boat... isn't it only a thousand zhang long?"
The Great Emperor gave a bitter laugh. How would he know?
However, they faintly felt as if they were catching a glimpse of a corner of the Heavenly Palace. Even though his cultivation had reached the Great Emperor realm, making him a first-rate powerhouse in the Nine Heavens, in reality... he had only just touched the threshold of the Immortal Dao.
"An... Ancestor! I think I know whose Immortal Boat this is! It's... it's Young Master Jiang! That young master from the Jiang family!"
"Young Master Jiang?" The Great Emperor frowned. He had only been in seclusion for a few years; where did a Young Master Jiang pop out from?
Never heard of him!
Seeing the Ancestor's confusion, the young man immediately started explaining. When speaking of Jiang Che, his eyes shone with light, filled with envy and worship.
"Wh... What? Four Immortal Physiques? Are you deceiving this Emperor?" The Ancestor was completely dumbfounded, feeling as if the sky had collapsed after waking up from a nap.
"No, Ancestor, please watch the video!" Saying that, he took out a communication device and connected to the Nine Heavens Network.
Sure enough, the top trending searches in the Nine Heavens Myriad Worlds were all about Jiang Che!
[Shocking # Jiang Che pilots a Stellar-class Imperial Boat, shatters the realm barrier and crosses over!]
[Shocking! Young Master Jiang is so extravagant? Giving away Immortal Boats just like that? I want to be Young Master Jiang's cousin too]
[Mystery! Why is Celestial Venerable Cang Qiong's Natal Immortal Artifact in Young Master Jiang's hands? Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?]
[Extra! Extra! The protective barrier of the Nether Heaven Demon Domain's million provinces has vanished into thin air. The Evil Spirit Army is about to invade, all races please prepare...]
The Great Emperor Ancestor scratched his head. This...
"By the way, Ancestor! Do you have any daughters or anything? That Young Master Jiang loves beauties the most in his life," the young man said, uttering something treasonous.
But at this moment, the Great Emperor wasn't angry. He seemed to be pondering. "This Emperor does indeed have a daughter. You should know her, the Saintess of our sect. But I heard you two were about to become Dao Companions..."
Young man: "???"
However, Jiang Che's Immortal Boat was very fast. In a few minutes, it left this region and sailed to the next. It was very high-profile along the way, occasionally scattering spiritual pills and medicines from above. Jiang Che's casual wave... created opportunities greater than those of many Children of Destiny!
"Heh... why does it feel like feeding pigeons?"
Jiang Che lay diagonally on the Immortal Boat's control console. Jia Ling'er and several other mermaid girls were massaging his legs. He was completely at ease.
"No wonder the protagonists in those fantasy novels find treasures so easily. To them, a booger flicked by a high-level cultivator might be considered a treasure..."
Long Qianqiu glanced at Jiang Che. "Isn't that right? There are gaps and levels between protagonists too. Hubby... what kind of protagonist would you say you are?"
The girl rested her chin on her hand, looking at Jiang Che curiously.
"Me?" Jiang Che pointed at himself and chuckled. "I guess I'd be the top dog of the stallion genre, right?"
Long Qianqiu was stunned. "Hubby, how can you say that about yourself?"
Jia Ling'er chimed in from the side, "Sister Long, I think it's very fitting."
"Ling'er, is your skin itching for a beating again?" Jiang Che asked.
"Huh? Didn't you say it yourself?" Jia Ling'er's beautiful eyes widened slightly.
"Dare to talk back? I'll reward you with a slap first." Jiang Che's large hand slapped Jia Ling'er's bottom. It was very loud.
But just as he was playing with the girls, a tremor came from outside the Realm-Breaking Immortal Boat.
Several familiar auras arrived, followed by space tearing apart, and several figures walked out slowly.
It was precisely Jiang Che's 'online friends' he had been chatting with for months, the Immortal Ancestors of the Jiang family.
Several Immortals hovered in mid-air, revealing their Immortal Avatars. Only with avatars spanning hundreds of millions of feet did they not appear too tiny in front of the Realm-Breaking Immortal Boat.
"Holy crap, such a big Immortal Boat? This is almost surpassing the level of an Immortal Artifact, right?"
"Shh... Old Seven, don't guess blindly."
The Jiang family Immortal Ancestors discussed animatedly, their eyes full of envy as they looked at the Realm-Breaking Immortal Boat.
Even Immortal Emperors couldn't be exempt from such desires. Who wouldn't want such a flashy Immortal Boat? Traveling in this... was like when others drove luxury supercars, but you drove an aircraft carrier directly.
Even though the Immortals displayed their massive Heaven and Earth Avatars, they still appeared very small before the Immortal Boat.
The boat stopped, and the next second... it welcomed the Immortals inside.
...
To be honest, as Immortals who had lived for unknown ages, they had seen countless treasures.
But right now, they were still won over by the extremely luxurious Realm-Breaking Immortal Boat.
"Jiang Che... we finally waited for you." The Seventh Ancestor looked at Jiang Che in front of him, rubbing his hands with a smile. "We heard you were entering the Nine Heavens, so we came specially to act as your Protectors."
Protectors?
Obviously impossible. After all, the methods Jiang Che displayed showed... he didn't even fear Immortal Emperors. With just these few Second Tribulation Immortals... protect what damn Dao? To put it bluntly, they were just here to suck up to him.
"Oh? So, all of you Old Ancestors want to come and serve as my Dao Protectors?" Jiang Che chuckled upon hearing this.
"Heh heh, Young Master, please, there is no need to call us Old Ancestors. Actually, the reason I came here today... is for a matter of utmost importance." The Seventh Patriarch gulped nervously.
"What is it?"
"Young Master... I have a daughter who is as beautiful as a flower..."
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
iaobai: "Councilor Dad, front me some funds. I want to hire ten thousand professional miners for a project!" [Five-Star Mission Issued: Capture the leader of the Blood Heaven Pirate Gang, who is on the run in the Radiant Star Sector. It is said the gang has over a hundred members. Proceed with caution.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, lend me the family's hundred-thousand-strong Lu Army!" [Seven-Star Mission Issued: Subdue a juvenile Void Dragon Beast.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, I'm taking your tamed Void Dragon Beast King out for a family reunion!" I said, System, don't you have any slightly more challenging missions? You're just not up to par! [Nine-Star Mission Issued: Become the Human Councilor.] Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's a small matter I'd like to discuss with you..."
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
