The Unluckiest Celestial Emperor

"Ah, giving me more worries again~"

Jiang Che sat in the middle of the sofa, with Gu Lingfei and Ji Ningxue sitting on either side of him.

His large hand gently stroked Ji Ningxue's abdomen. This kid... once he's born, he'll just be tossed into the Jiang family to give those old fogies a headache.

Although the treasures in the Jiang family were almost completely plundered by him, a starved camel is still bigger than a horse, after all.

Your dad did leave you a little something.

Perhaps due to some psychic connection, Jiang Che actually sensed a faint response from within Gu Lingfei's lower abdomen.

And it was precisely this faint response that directly awakened the Primordial Dao Origin within Jiang Che's body.

The Dao Origin instantly shot out from Jiang Che, a transparent orb circling around Gu Lingfei before pressing against her lower abdomen.

Jiang Che could clearly feel that the Primordial Dao Origin he had merged with seemed to want to leave him.

Clearly, this Primordial Dao Origin had taken a liking to his child's constitution.

Jiang Che wasn't surprised by this situation. After all, the constitution of the baby Gu Lingfei was carrying this time was far too heaven-defying. It wasn't even for sale in Jiang Che's system mall, indicating its status wasn't much lower than his own.

[Great Dao Body: No records...]

There were no other explanations, nor any suffixes like Saint Body or Immortal Body following it. Just the three words [Great Dao Body] were enough to show how incredible this kid was.

Probably once he was born, he would be the unprecedented protagonist of the Nine Heavens and Myriad Realms. What Son of Fortune? Master of Destiny?

They'd all have to step aside!

"Primordial Dao Origin, before doing anything, consider if you're worthy? Do you think your ranking among the Great Daos qualifies you to merge with him?"

Jiang Che mocked.

Just the words 'Great Dao Body' meant that almost all Great Daos would revolve around him. Even if other Dao Origins were brought here... they would probably fight to merge with him.

The Primordial Dao Origin paused, then reluctantly burrowed back into Jiang Che's body.

"Feifei, I think you should just stay obediently by Jiang Che's side and have the baby first!" Ji Ningxue held Gu Lingfei's hand, speaking with a smile. She actually wanted to get pregnant too.

A large portion of Jiang Che's girls definitely wanted to get pregnant. Being able to conceive meant having a voice among Jiang Che's women in the future.

“We're about to enter the Nine Heavens soon. You'll all be busy then. I plan to start a Longevity Club, specifically selling top-grade Life-Extending Pills, making all those immortals honestly work for me!”

Jiang Che licked his lips. This idea had been swirling in his mind for a long time.

"Ah?!" Gu Lingfei's mouth opened slightly in shock.

“Then you'll just have to count money. Let me tell you... those immortals in the Nine Heavens have loads of treasures, enough for us to scoop up.”

Go big, get stronger, create new glories, directly become the number one capital oligarch in the Nine Heavens, with all the immortals as his enforcers!

Gu Lingfei and Ji Ningxue looked at each other wide-eyed. Jiang Che's idea was too crazy.

"Xiao Che... this is too risky. 'Innocence invites disaster for the one who holds the jade.' Once word gets out that you possess top-grade Life-Extending Pills, all the races across the Nine Heavens and Myriad Realms will come to settle accounts with you. You won't be able to stop them!"

Jiang Che grinned. "What? You don't believe in your husband's abilities?"

Hearing this, Gu Lingfei lowered her head, remembering the terrifying things sold in Jiang Che's system mall.

"I believe!"

"I'll have Ningning-jie and Qiuqiu handle this matter. You... just focus on resting at home." Jiang Che held Gu Lingfei's hand, gently rubbing it.

"That... Jiang Che!" Suddenly, Gu Lingfei looked up and called out, a blush on her cheeks.

"What?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow.

"That... can you stay tonight? I have some questions about cultivation I don't understand and want to ask for your guidance."

"No problem! Your husband is full of knowledge and will not shirk his duty." Jiang Che patted his chest.

Ji Ningxue stuck out her tongue and, knowing she was out of place, turned and left.

......

Time passed quickly.

In the blink of an eye, seven days had passed.

It was time to enter the Nine Heavens.

However, Jiang Che was still lying in bed, sleeping in. His life was one of extravagance and debauchery.

“Brother Jiang Che, time to get up!”

By the bedside, Xiao An'an gently tugged Jiang Che's ear with her small hand, trying to wake him up. The young girl didn't even dare to use too much force.

"Little sister, you won't wake him up like that. Watch me!" Xiao Wanwan revealed a little devilish smile. "Hehe—"

Xiao An'an's eyes widened.

It must be said, Xiao Wanwan's wake-up service was effective. Jiang Che immediately lost all drowsiness.

"Wanwan, you—"

Looking at Xiao Wanwan's triumphant smile, Jiang Che sighed helplessly. Even sleeping in was so difficult.

“Brother Jiang Che, when are we entering the Nine Heavens? My dad said... he wants to enter the Nine Heavens with us too.” Xiao Sisi spoke up after some hesitation.

"Then bring him along! He can go with Qiulin and the others later."

Jiang Che was actually quite helpless. After all, he had many women now, and naturally, many people were connected to him. He couldn't just ignore the families of the girls, could he?

Like Ye Mengyao's parents, Yu Wan'er's mother, etc...

Fortunately, Jiang Che was fully prepared.

[World-Breaking Immortal Ark: Six-Calamity Immortal Artifact, can traverse time and space, shatter myriad realms, cross the River of Fate, and withstand immortal attacks. Price: 5 billion points.]

[Void Ark: The life-bound magical artifact of a certain Immortal... Immortal Venerable. Can transform into void, undetectable even by heavenly tribulations, and can even traverse the River of Time without being tainted by karma. Price: 1 billion points.]

Jiang Che, with his wealth and generosity, bought both immortal arks in one go.

[Ding! Host successfully spent 6 billion points to purchase...]

[Ding! Host scammed the Vast Heaven Immortal Venerable, obtaining 1.5 billion points.]

"???"

Jiang Che was utterly confused!

What was going on? How did he scam the Vast Heaven Immortal Emperor again... oh, now it should be Vast Heaven Immortal Venerable.

Wait...

Jiang Che's gaze fell on the description of the second 'Void Ark': The life-bound magical artifact of a certain Immortal Venerable...

Could it be that this unlucky fellow... is the Vast Heaven Immortal Emperor?

No, bro, let me explain, I really didn't do it on purpose. I truly didn't know this Void Ark was your life-bound artifact. Otherwise... how could I have spent 1 billion points to exchange for it? I would have just gone to the Nine Heavens to borrow it from you!

A bloody loss of 1 billion!

But at least the old geezer exploded 1.5 billion, which is still acceptable and can be considered a bit of a recovery.

"However, this fellow Daoist Vast Heaven... is truly a bit pitiful. Not only was one of his true lives severed... now even his life-bound artifact is gone."