"Sis... Jiang Che isn't planning to throw some weird party, is he?" Xiao An'an leaned close to Xiao Wanwan and whispered.
Xiao Wanwan's face flushed red. "Shh... Even if you know, don't say it out loud! Let me tell you... we should definitely not get involved in that kind of big scene. Let's just find an opportunity to pretend to be asleep later. I don't want to be with those mermaids..."
"Hey! What's wrong with us mermaids?!" The little mermaid Qing'er had sharp ears, her cheeks puffing up with anger. She had long sensed that these mortal realm girls held prejudices against her and the other few mermaids from the Jialan clan.
Seeing this, Jia Ling'er rubbed her temple. "Qing'er, that's enough!"
Things were already chaotic enough; they couldn't afford a fight... or there'd be no way to settle things later.
Indeed, in Jiang Che's backyard, the girls had already split into two factions: the non-human girls from the Nine Heavens and the girls from the mortal realm.
But no one wanted to start a fire in Jiang Che's backyard, because once it started... it would be Jiang Che who'd have a hard time dealing with it. He couldn't side with either group unfairly.
Jia Ling'er was quite shrewd.
"Oh? You want to settle this one-on-one?" Xiao Wanwan stood up, hands on her hips, her cultivation having already broken through to the high-level Martial God stage!
Qing'er's cultivation was only at the low-level Martial God stage, putting her at a disadvantage.
"You... you... you..." Qing'er sputtered angrily. This Xiao Wanwan was a troublemaker. The three sisters shared the Twin Lotus Immortal Physique, their cultivation interconnected. If one cultivated, all three would see their cultivation improve. Moreover, it was a top-tier cauldron physique; once they started cultivating seriously... they'd outpace others by a huge margin.
"Pah! You... you little potato under five feet tall, shut up!!!"
Instantly, seven or eight pairs of eyes in the room focused squarely on Qing'er.
Qing'er felt a chill run down her spine. It seemed she had said something she shouldn't have and offended quite a few people.
"Qing'er!!! Talk less!" The mermaid princess Jia Ling'er intervened and carried Qing'er away.
...
Jiang Che had a headache.
What was all this about?
Was he really that perverted?
"Actually, it's nothing major. I'm just here to give you all some extra life-saving measures!"
Jiang Che sighed. After all, the Demon Emperor hiding in the shadows... was a yandere.
If she was a true yandere, she was highly likely to target the women around him. The sub-systems he had given out earlier probably weren't sufficient anymore.
The sub-systems had very low functional permissions. Facing an existence like the Demon Emperor... accidents might truly happen.
Although Jiang Che wasn't a monogamous man, he absolutely would not allow any of his women to come to harm.
It was like each girl firmly occupied a part of his heart. If any one of them was missing... a piece of his heart would be gouged out, and he would be utterly devastated.
"Life-saving measures? Jiang Che, haven't you given us enough life-saving measures already? I feel like even an immortal wouldn't be able to hurt me!" Mo Lianxing yawned. She had now fully taken human form and no longer lived in Jiang Che's Spirit Nurturing Ring.
Every day, she went shopping with the other sisters, experiencing the daily life of the mortal realm.
"Not enough!" Jiang Che shook his head.
The appearance of that Vast Heaven Immortal Emperor had served as a wake-up call for him.
Jiang Che searched within his system for a long time and finally found the "Deluxe Family System."
[Deluxe Family System: Can recruit family members, unlocks the entire system mall, shares system points with you, shares lifespan, shares point-based items... permissions are second only to the main system.]
[Price: 1 billion points.]
Jiang Che lightly licked his lips. He felt like he was the ancient Greek god in charge of systems.
[Ding! Host successfully spent 1 billion points to purchase the Deluxe Family System.]
After purchasing it, he could directly share it with everyone. Anyone registered in the family-level system could share everything with him.
"Phew—Relax your souls and let me in!"
Jiang Che spoke seriously, but it sounded different to the girls' ears.
"You... you pervert, and you still say this isn't some weird party!" Yu Wan'er clutched her collar. Even as she said this... she showed no intention of leaving.
"Get lost! If you keep thinking nonsense... I'll spank your butt until it's sore!" Jiang Che felt his reputation among the girls might have developed a slight issue.
He really wasn't that kind of lecher, okay?
It was just that he had the 'Solar Immortal Physique.' For such a pure yang-type immortal physique... wasn't it normal to have rather strong... needs?
It was all the physique's fault!
...
Soon, the family system binding was completed.
Every woman by Jiang Che's side became a contributing member of the family system.
Of course, his mother Jiang Yunli and father Jiang Yuan also became family members, though Jiang Che didn't enable the system mall function for them.
Regarding Jiang Che's system, girls from the mortal realm like Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao didn't have much of a reaction. After all, they had already witnessed how incredible Jiang Che's sub-systems were before. Besides... they didn't have an overly strong pursuit of cultivation either.
Carrying immortal physiques, even just breathing daily made their cultivation speed dozens of times faster than ordinary people's. Coupled with occasional dual cultivation with Jiang Che... their cultivation speed faced no bottlenecks whatsoever.
"This... what is this?!!!"
Long Qianqiu exclaimed, a feeling of her scalp tingling all over.
She stared dumbfounded at the system mall after sharing.
[Supreme Longevity Pill, Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir, Six Paths Reincarnation Pill...]
[Measuring Heaven Ruler, Immortal-Slaying Blade, Chaos Myriad Demon Banner, Five Emperors' Dao-Suppressing Cauldron...]
Immortal pills and immortal artifacts... these were just the simplest things!
There were even more terrifying items.
[Chaos Immortal Physique: 500 million points] [Vast Heaven Immortal Physique: 300 million points] [Destiny Immortal Physique: 1 billion points]...
[One-Hit Kill Item Card, Unassailable Item Card, Draw a Circle as a Prison Item Card...]
Long Qianqiu's eyes were dazzled. She felt... she had truly touched upon Jiang Che's greatest, most ultimate trump card this time!
And... this trump card could make the entire Nine Heavens... no... the entire Myriad Realms tremble!
Even immortal physiques could be purchased?
No wonder! No wonder all the women around Jiang Che possessed immortal physiques. So this was the reason!!!
Sneakily, she glanced at the points balance in the system and nearly fainted on the spot.
This... this many points?
To be honest, Long Qianqiu felt no joy at this moment, only fear!
Unparalleled fear!!!
A system that could even purchase immortal physiques was simply unheard of. How high must its rank be?
The System Holders Association, having researched systems for millions of years, probably had never encountered such an outrageous system, right?
"So? Is your husband's financial power... satisfactory to you all?" Jiang Che propped his head on his hand and spoke nonchalantly.
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
