"Sis... Jiang Che isn't planning to throw some weird party, is he?" Xiao An'an leaned close to Xiao Wanwan and whispered.
Xiao Wanwan's face flushed red. "Shh... Even if you know, don't say it out loud! Let me tell you... we should definitely not get involved in that kind of big scene. Let's just find an opportunity to pretend to be asleep later. I don't want to be with those mermaids..."
"Hey! What's wrong with us mermaids?!" The little mermaid Qing'er had sharp ears, her cheeks puffing up with anger. She had long sensed that these mortal realm girls held prejudices against her and the other few mermaids from the Jialan clan.
Seeing this, Jia Ling'er rubbed her temple. "Qing'er, that's enough!"
Things were already chaotic enough; they couldn't afford a fight... or there'd be no way to settle things later.
Indeed, in Jiang Che's backyard, the girls had already split into two factions: the non-human girls from the Nine Heavens and the girls from the mortal realm.
But no one wanted to start a fire in Jiang Che's backyard, because once it started... it would be Jiang Che who'd have a hard time dealing with it. He couldn't side with either group unfairly.
Jia Ling'er was quite shrewd.
"Oh? You want to settle this one-on-one?" Xiao Wanwan stood up, hands on her hips, her cultivation having already broken through to the high-level Martial God stage!
Qing'er's cultivation was only at the low-level Martial God stage, putting her at a disadvantage.
"You... you... you..." Qing'er sputtered angrily. This Xiao Wanwan was a troublemaker. The three sisters shared the Twin Lotus Immortal Physique, their cultivation interconnected. If one cultivated, all three would see their cultivation improve. Moreover, it was a top-tier cauldron physique; once they started cultivating seriously... they'd outpace others by a huge margin.
"Pah! You... you little potato under five feet tall, shut up!!!"
Instantly, seven or eight pairs of eyes in the room focused squarely on Qing'er.
Qing'er felt a chill run down her spine. It seemed she had said something she shouldn't have and offended quite a few people.
"Qing'er!!! Talk less!" The mermaid princess Jia Ling'er intervened and carried Qing'er away.
...
Jiang Che had a headache.
What was all this about?
Was he really that perverted?
"Actually, it's nothing major. I'm just here to give you all some extra life-saving measures!"
Jiang Che sighed. After all, the Demon Emperor hiding in the shadows... was a yandere.
If she was a true yandere, she was highly likely to target the women around him. The sub-systems he had given out earlier probably weren't sufficient anymore.
The sub-systems had very low functional permissions. Facing an existence like the Demon Emperor... accidents might truly happen.
Although Jiang Che wasn't a monogamous man, he absolutely would not allow any of his women to come to harm.
It was like each girl firmly occupied a part of his heart. If any one of them was missing... a piece of his heart would be gouged out, and he would be utterly devastated.
"Life-saving measures? Jiang Che, haven't you given us enough life-saving measures already? I feel like even an immortal wouldn't be able to hurt me!" Mo Lianxing yawned. She had now fully taken human form and no longer lived in Jiang Che's Spirit Nurturing Ring.
Every day, she went shopping with the other sisters, experiencing the daily life of the mortal realm.
"Not enough!" Jiang Che shook his head.
The appearance of that Vast Heaven Immortal Emperor had served as a wake-up call for him.
Jiang Che searched within his system for a long time and finally found the "Deluxe Family System."
[Deluxe Family System: Can recruit family members, unlocks the entire system mall, shares system points with you, shares lifespan, shares point-based items... permissions are second only to the main system.]
[Price: 1 billion points.]
Jiang Che lightly licked his lips. He felt like he was the ancient Greek god in charge of systems.
[Ding! Host successfully spent 1 billion points to purchase the Deluxe Family System.]
After purchasing it, he could directly share it with everyone. Anyone registered in the family-level system could share everything with him.
"Phew—Relax your souls and let me in!"
Jiang Che spoke seriously, but it sounded different to the girls' ears.
"You... you pervert, and you still say this isn't some weird party!" Yu Wan'er clutched her collar. Even as she said this... she showed no intention of leaving.
"Get lost! If you keep thinking nonsense... I'll spank your butt until it's sore!" Jiang Che felt his reputation among the girls might have developed a slight issue.
He really wasn't that kind of lecher, okay?
It was just that he had the 'Solar Immortal Physique.' For such a pure yang-type immortal physique... wasn't it normal to have rather strong... needs?
It was all the physique's fault!
...
Soon, the family system binding was completed.
Every woman by Jiang Che's side became a contributing member of the family system.
Of course, his mother Jiang Yunli and father Jiang Yuan also became family members, though Jiang Che didn't enable the system mall function for them.
Regarding Jiang Che's system, girls from the mortal realm like Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao didn't have much of a reaction. After all, they had already witnessed how incredible Jiang Che's sub-systems were before. Besides... they didn't have an overly strong pursuit of cultivation either.
Carrying immortal physiques, even just breathing daily made their cultivation speed dozens of times faster than ordinary people's. Coupled with occasional dual cultivation with Jiang Che... their cultivation speed faced no bottlenecks whatsoever.
"This... what is this?!!!"
Long Qianqiu exclaimed, a feeling of her scalp tingling all over.
She stared dumbfounded at the system mall after sharing.
[Supreme Longevity Pill, Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir, Six Paths Reincarnation Pill...]
[Measuring Heaven Ruler, Immortal-Slaying Blade, Chaos Myriad Demon Banner, Five Emperors' Dao-Suppressing Cauldron...]
Immortal pills and immortal artifacts... these were just the simplest things!
There were even more terrifying items.
[Chaos Immortal Physique: 500 million points] [Vast Heaven Immortal Physique: 300 million points] [Destiny Immortal Physique: 1 billion points]...
[One-Hit Kill Item Card, Unassailable Item Card, Draw a Circle as a Prison Item Card...]
Long Qianqiu's eyes were dazzled. She felt... she had truly touched upon Jiang Che's greatest, most ultimate trump card this time!
And... this trump card could make the entire Nine Heavens... no... the entire Myriad Realms tremble!
Even immortal physiques could be purchased?
No wonder! No wonder all the women around Jiang Che possessed immortal physiques. So this was the reason!!!
Sneakily, she glanced at the points balance in the system and nearly fainted on the spot.
This... this many points?
To be honest, Long Qianqiu felt no joy at this moment, only fear!
Unparalleled fear!!!
A system that could even purchase immortal physiques was simply unheard of. How high must its rank be?
The System Holders Association, having researched systems for millions of years, probably had never encountered such an outrageous system, right?
"So? Is your husband's financial power... satisfactory to you all?" Jiang Che propped his head on his hand and spoke nonchalantly.
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
