"BOOM!!!"
With the impact of the colossal-faced evil god, the entire Mortal Realm began to quake, mountains shaking and earth trembling.
Almost all living beings were plunged into terror. If one looked up, they could see a massive, ghastly pale ghostly face plastered against the highest point of the sky. Countless eerie, demonic whispers also swirled around everyone's ears. Just hearing those devilish sounds... was enough to make one feel on the verge of madness.
"Holy shit! What the hell is that?"
"It's over, it's over! Evil spirits are invading! That must be an evil spirit! I read about them on the Nine Heavens network... whenever evil spirits appear, they're always accompanied by that ghostly black mist!"
"Help! Young Master Jiang, come out, please!"
"Hahaha, we welcome the descent of the Evil God!"
"Still calling for Young Master Jiang? Your precious Young Master Jiang has probably already slipped into the Upper Realm with all his beautiful wives..."
The apocalyptic scene chilled everyone to the bone.
A nightmare!
At the summit of Kunlun Mountain, Jiang Ruoxu, clad in white robes, stepped forward.
"Damn... what the hell is that? Bro, are you for real? You're not expecting me to fight that thing, are you? This is fucking—"
Just one glance at the colossal face in the dome of the sky made Jiang Ruoxu's legs tremble with fear, but for the sake of showing off... he forced himself to appear calm!
He had also already opened a live stream channel connecting to the Nine Heavens.
The terrifying scene in the Mortal Realm entered the view of everyone in the Nine Heavens.
Instantly, everyone was struck speechless. Especially seeing that giant face in the sky, even across countless planes... it made one's scalp crawl.
"Everyone, I am Jiang Ruoxu. As you can see... the Mortal Realm is about to fall."
Jiang Ruoxu's voice was extremely somber.
Meanwhile, the number of viewers in his live stream kept growing, and the news of the Mortal Realm's impending fall directly shot to the top of the Nine Heavens network's trending list.
"Huh? That... that's the Ghost-Faced Evil God Mother! An Evil God ranked within the top hundred of the Otherworldly Evil Spirit Sequence List!"
"N-no way... It was among the first wave of demons to invade the Nine Heavens five hundred thousand years ago. Wasn't it slain by the Human Emperor? How has it appeared again!!!"
"Ghost-Faced Evil God Mother, a terrifying existence whose true strength rivals that of an Immortal!"
Clearly, many powerful figures were also secretly watching Jiang Ruoxu's stream.
After all, due to the evil spirit invasion of the Mortal Realm, even Great Emperors and Immortals were paying close attention to this matter!
"What the hell is a Ghost-Faced Evil God Mother?" Jiang Ruoxu panicked internally. After reading the comments, his fear intensified.
Wha... what? An existence whose true strength rivals an Immortal?
You've got to be kidding me!
Starting off with a top-tier boss right away?
The young man felt his scalp go numb; he kind of wanted to run!
But for the sake of his show-off points, he had to stand his ground.
"Everyone, facing such a powerful, Immortal-level existence, we are powerless... we can only hope the Nine Heavens can offer some assistance!"
Jiang Ruoxu rubbed his nose, feeling somewhat guilty recalling the script Jiang Che had told him to use. Compared to Jiang Che... his own skin was as thin as a cicada's wing.
"The Mortal Realm and the Nine Heavens now share a bond of prosperity and loss. If the Mortal Realm falls... the Otherworldly Evil Spirits will use it as a stepping stone to attack the Nine Heavens! Corrupting all realms! When that time comes, no one will escape!"
By saying this, Jiang Ruoxu essentially ripped off the veil of pretense. Many Nine Heavens cultivators who previously lacked a sense of crisis began to feel afraid.
"H-how is that possible? What nonsense are you spouting! Our Nine Heavens has powerful dimensional barriers... how could we possibly be invaded by evil spirits!"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Jiang Ruoxu continued, "I'm not trying to morally blackmail you all, but the Mortal Realm must be defended!"
"But unfortunately... currently, the path between heaven and earth is severed. Your Nine Heavens cannot dispatch high-level combat forces. In the end, we can only rely on ourselves to resist the Otherworldly Evil Spirits."
"However, the resources in the Mortal Realm are far too scarce. Even with the spiritual energy resurgence... resources and spiritual energy are still insufficient, nowhere near enough to support our rapid growth!"
Jiang Ruoxu grew more impassioned as he spoke. Then he suddenly looked up, tears welling in his eyes, and spoke with utmost seriousness!
"Everyone, we, the Mortal Realm, need your help! We need vast resources to hold the frontier of the realm for you!"
Suddenly, it was as if a crow flew across the sky, leaving behind six dots in its trail......
The atmosphere abruptly became awkward.
[Ding! Host has performed an awkward show-off, earning 30 million show-off points.]
[Ding! Host has performed a god-awful show-off, earning 50 million show-off points.]
[Ding...]
If there were a hole in the ground right now, the young man would have already crawled into it. It was just too embarrassing, but no matter how awkward, he had to press on.
Then, the comments quickly reversed!
[Idiot streamer! Said so much only to turn out to be a digital beggar, truly disgusting!]
[All talk of morality and righteousness, but what you really want is money! As expected, natives from the lower realm are just natives. No matter how talented, they're still just country bumpkins.]
[Hah, you really think you're something? In our eyes, you're just entertainment. Even if evil spirits really invade, our Nine Heavens has ways to deal with it!]
[Hey, hey, young friend, don't listen to these idiots...]
Jiang Ruoxu looked at the barrage of mocking comments directed at him. His eyes held a trace of bewilderment, quickly followed by shame and anger!
Indeed, he should have just stuck to Jiang Che's script!
What Jiang Che told him was: explain the stakes, then directly ask for resources. Because the Jiang family had already negotiated with the myriad races of the Nine Heavens. However, many forces from various regions weren't particularly willing to hand over resources, so Jiang Che planned to mobilize the general populace of the Nine Heavens and blow the matter up!
But he, Jiang Ruoxu, had taken matters into his own hands. After all, directly asking for money was too undignified, wasn't it? The young man was still naive... intending to appeal to their emotions and reason with them!
And yet, he got roasted to this state!
"Damn it! I've had enough! These resources... you will hand them over, whether you want to or not! I'm telling you... once the Mortal Realm is finished, the Nine Heavens won't escape either!"
"Go ask your Immortal and Great Emperor ancestors at home, see if they're afraid! If you have the guts, just go ahead and seal off the passage between the Mortal Realm and the Nine Heavens!"
Jiang Ruoxu's temper flared up too. Right now, he just needed to blow this matter wide open!
And at that very moment!
"RUMBLE!!!"
A thunderclap from a clear sky, the Mortal Realm quaked once more!
"SCREECH, CREAK~~~"
A sound that set one's teeth on edge rang out!
It seemed to vibrate in everyone's ears.
Jiang Ruoxu looked up, his gaze filled with extreme terror!
The sky... the sky is cracking!
A crack... a massive fissure has split open!
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
