Ye Mengyao invited Jiang Che out alone.
At a restaurant.
"Jiang Che, can we talk?"
Ye Mengyao looked very serious.
"About what? You're not going to make me take responsibility for you, are you?" Jiang Che still maintained his lofty demeanor, but there was a hint of tenderness in his arrogance.
After all, you were so cold to me before, can't I get a little revenge?
Of course, Jiang Che couldn't stay cold forever, especially since she was already his.
Ye Mengyao's eyes trembled, but she forced a playful smile and boldly sat next to Jiang Che, wrapping her arm around his.
"How about this, we'll have a fixed study session every week. Your grades aren't great, and I'll help you with your studies. You wouldn't refuse, would you?"
Ye Mengyao's little plan was practically written all over her face.
"So, what are you trying to do?"
Jiang Che asked knowingly, sticking to his philosophy:
Don't initiate, don't refuse, don't take responsibility!
Ye Mengyao licked her lips and leaned close to Jiang Che's ear. She suddenly found him a bit... cute?
"I'll help you with your studies!"
It was the only way she could think of to get closer to Jiang Che.
Seeing that Jiang Che seemed about to refuse, Ye Mengyao quickly spoke up.
"Jiang Che, if you dare refuse me, I'll tell my parents and your aunts and uncles, and let them judge. After all, in these situations, it's always the girl who suffers... maybe I'm even pregnant now!"
Ye Mengyao pouted and started acting spoiled.
Jiang Che was speechless, this was the first time he had heard such a request.
"You... are being unreasonable!" Jiang Che blushed and glared at Ye Mengyao.
Laughable, even the Oscars would have to give him an award.
"Hehehe, hubby... can I call you that?" Ye Mengyao thought she had the upper hand and showed a victorious smile, boldly kissing Jiang Che's cheek.
Little did she know, Jiang Che was already playing at a higher level.
And so, the agreement with Miss Ye was happily reached.
......
"Jiang Che, where are you taking me? I don't want to get in your car, you scoundrel!"
Yu Wan'er struggled, she was very scared!
[Jiang Che, you bad guy, one Ye Mengyao isn't enough for you? You want to touch me too? I'd rather die than let you touch me!]
[What should I do~]
Jiang Che had a speechless expression and said, "What kind of person do you think I am? Are you full of dirty thoughts?"
Yu Wan'er tilted her head and looked at Jiang Che, "Isn't that what you are?"
Jiang Che: "......"
"Alright, come with me, we're going to visit a patient."
"A patient?" Yu Wan'er frowned.
Jiang Che snapped his fingers, "Yes, a patient! Do you remember Lin Yu?"
Yu Wan'er's eyebrows furrowed even more as she searched her memory, then shook her head.
She didn't have a deep impression of Lin Yu, having only met him a few times.
Jiang Che: "......"
He was almost laughing out loud. Lin Yu, the so-called chosen one, was always thinking about his little heroines. After hearing Yu Wan'er's name from others, he could remember her forever...
But Yu Wan'er couldn't even remember his name.
"The transfer student, Ye Mengyao's bodyguard!"
"Oh! I remember, that arrogant guy!" Yu Wan'er nodded.
"I heard Lin Yu got his balls crushed recently, let's go visit him together!"
Yu Wan'er narrowed her eyes, "You bad guy, do you really have such good intentions?"
Jiang Che wrapped his arm around her waist, and the little girl squirmed a bit but eventually lowered her head. She actually didn't mind Jiang Che's touch.
She just felt very unwilling! She hated Jiang Che for bullying her...
"Sweetie, be good later, let's team up and drive him crazy!"
Yu Wan'er: "......"
...
In the hospital room.
Lin Yu's mood was not good at all. Lying in bed, it was another day of missing his balls.
As a protagonist in a lighthearted novel, losing a ball was a blow, as one can imagine!
He thought of Ye Mengyao and Yu Wan'er... these girls were all super beauties, and now he didn't even know if he could stand up!
During this time, he had tried to regulate his body with traditional Chinese medicine, but the effect was minimal.
His "brother" seemed to be in permanent sleep, unable to be awakened, even after repeatedly watching his treasured collection of adult films.
A cruel reality was now before him.
He seemed to be truly crippled, and this feeling filled him with panic.
And just then, chatter came from outside the ward.
"Seriously? The guy who was selling stuff at the hospital entrance got his balls crushed?"
"Wow, this could make headline news!"
"Remember the former education bureau chief of Hangcheng? It seems he was involved with him..."
"Even better! Tomorrow's headline: 'Shocking! The One-Balled Hero Has Such a Background'?"
"I think 'The First Eunuch After the Founding of the Nation' sounds better!"
A large group of reporters had gathered outside the door. For unscrupulous reporters, with money, they could fabricate any news.
Black could be turned white, let alone a man with crushed balls.
Yes, these reporters were called by Jiang Che.
Lin Yu's senses were sharp, and he panicked instantly. Could these people be here for him?
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
