Ye Mengyao invited Jiang Che out alone.
At a restaurant.
"Jiang Che, can we talk?"
Ye Mengyao looked very serious.
"About what? You're not going to make me take responsibility for you, are you?" Jiang Che still maintained his lofty demeanor, but there was a hint of tenderness in his arrogance.
After all, you were so cold to me before, can't I get a little revenge?
Of course, Jiang Che couldn't stay cold forever, especially since she was already his.
Ye Mengyao's eyes trembled, but she forced a playful smile and boldly sat next to Jiang Che, wrapping her arm around his.
"How about this, we'll have a fixed study session every week. Your grades aren't great, and I'll help you with your studies. You wouldn't refuse, would you?"
Ye Mengyao's little plan was practically written all over her face.
"So, what are you trying to do?"
Jiang Che asked knowingly, sticking to his philosophy:
Don't initiate, don't refuse, don't take responsibility!
Ye Mengyao licked her lips and leaned close to Jiang Che's ear. She suddenly found him a bit... cute?
"I'll help you with your studies!"
It was the only way she could think of to get closer to Jiang Che.
Seeing that Jiang Che seemed about to refuse, Ye Mengyao quickly spoke up.
"Jiang Che, if you dare refuse me, I'll tell my parents and your aunts and uncles, and let them judge. After all, in these situations, it's always the girl who suffers... maybe I'm even pregnant now!"
Ye Mengyao pouted and started acting spoiled.
Jiang Che was speechless, this was the first time he had heard such a request.
"You... are being unreasonable!" Jiang Che blushed and glared at Ye Mengyao.
Laughable, even the Oscars would have to give him an award.
"Hehehe, hubby... can I call you that?" Ye Mengyao thought she had the upper hand and showed a victorious smile, boldly kissing Jiang Che's cheek.
Little did she know, Jiang Che was already playing at a higher level.
And so, the agreement with Miss Ye was happily reached.
......
"Jiang Che, where are you taking me? I don't want to get in your car, you scoundrel!"
Yu Wan'er struggled, she was very scared!
[Jiang Che, you bad guy, one Ye Mengyao isn't enough for you? You want to touch me too? I'd rather die than let you touch me!]
[What should I do~]
Jiang Che had a speechless expression and said, "What kind of person do you think I am? Are you full of dirty thoughts?"
Yu Wan'er tilted her head and looked at Jiang Che, "Isn't that what you are?"
Jiang Che: "......"
"Alright, come with me, we're going to visit a patient."
"A patient?" Yu Wan'er frowned.
Jiang Che snapped his fingers, "Yes, a patient! Do you remember Lin Yu?"
Yu Wan'er's eyebrows furrowed even more as she searched her memory, then shook her head.
She didn't have a deep impression of Lin Yu, having only met him a few times.
Jiang Che: "......"
He was almost laughing out loud. Lin Yu, the so-called chosen one, was always thinking about his little heroines. After hearing Yu Wan'er's name from others, he could remember her forever...
But Yu Wan'er couldn't even remember his name.
"The transfer student, Ye Mengyao's bodyguard!"
"Oh! I remember, that arrogant guy!" Yu Wan'er nodded.
"I heard Lin Yu got his balls crushed recently, let's go visit him together!"
Yu Wan'er narrowed her eyes, "You bad guy, do you really have such good intentions?"
Jiang Che wrapped his arm around her waist, and the little girl squirmed a bit but eventually lowered her head. She actually didn't mind Jiang Che's touch.
She just felt very unwilling! She hated Jiang Che for bullying her...
"Sweetie, be good later, let's team up and drive him crazy!"
Yu Wan'er: "......"
...
In the hospital room.
Lin Yu's mood was not good at all. Lying in bed, it was another day of missing his balls.
As a protagonist in a lighthearted novel, losing a ball was a blow, as one can imagine!
He thought of Ye Mengyao and Yu Wan'er... these girls were all super beauties, and now he didn't even know if he could stand up!
During this time, he had tried to regulate his body with traditional Chinese medicine, but the effect was minimal.
His "brother" seemed to be in permanent sleep, unable to be awakened, even after repeatedly watching his treasured collection of adult films.
A cruel reality was now before him.
He seemed to be truly crippled, and this feeling filled him with panic.
And just then, chatter came from outside the ward.
"Seriously? The guy who was selling stuff at the hospital entrance got his balls crushed?"
"Wow, this could make headline news!"
"Remember the former education bureau chief of Hangcheng? It seems he was involved with him..."
"Even better! Tomorrow's headline: 'Shocking! The One-Balled Hero Has Such a Background'?"
"I think 'The First Eunuch After the Founding of the Nation' sounds better!"
A large group of reporters had gathered outside the door. For unscrupulous reporters, with money, they could fabricate any news.
Black could be turned white, let alone a man with crushed balls.
Yes, these reporters were called by Jiang Che.
Lin Yu's senses were sharp, and he panicked instantly. Could these people be here for him?
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
iving with nine beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…] Lin Yu: ??? I’m clearly in a shared rental, but you’re saying I’m in the Joyous Sect? Watering plants is now [Tending to Spiritual Flora]? Cooking becomes [Researching Elixirs]? Making the bed turns into [Setting Up Formations]? A gentle and innocent auntie, twin classmates, a mysterious hacker girl on leave, a severely socially anxious artist, an elementary school Chinese teacher, a community hospital nurse, a pet shop owner, an antique clock restorer… This system… is kinda interesting.
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
