Ye Mengyao invited Jiang Che out alone.
At a restaurant.
"Jiang Che, can we talk?"
Ye Mengyao looked very serious.
"About what? You're not going to make me take responsibility for you, are you?" Jiang Che still maintained his lofty demeanor, but there was a hint of tenderness in his arrogance.
After all, you were so cold to me before, can't I get a little revenge?
Of course, Jiang Che couldn't stay cold forever, especially since she was already his.
Ye Mengyao's eyes trembled, but she forced a playful smile and boldly sat next to Jiang Che, wrapping her arm around his.
"How about this, we'll have a fixed study session every week. Your grades aren't great, and I'll help you with your studies. You wouldn't refuse, would you?"
Ye Mengyao's little plan was practically written all over her face.
"So, what are you trying to do?"
Jiang Che asked knowingly, sticking to his philosophy:
Don't initiate, don't refuse, don't take responsibility!
Ye Mengyao licked her lips and leaned close to Jiang Che's ear. She suddenly found him a bit... cute?
"I'll help you with your studies!"
It was the only way she could think of to get closer to Jiang Che.
Seeing that Jiang Che seemed about to refuse, Ye Mengyao quickly spoke up.
"Jiang Che, if you dare refuse me, I'll tell my parents and your aunts and uncles, and let them judge. After all, in these situations, it's always the girl who suffers... maybe I'm even pregnant now!"
Ye Mengyao pouted and started acting spoiled.
Jiang Che was speechless, this was the first time he had heard such a request.
"You... are being unreasonable!" Jiang Che blushed and glared at Ye Mengyao.
Laughable, even the Oscars would have to give him an award.
"Hehehe, hubby... can I call you that?" Ye Mengyao thought she had the upper hand and showed a victorious smile, boldly kissing Jiang Che's cheek.
Little did she know, Jiang Che was already playing at a higher level.
And so, the agreement with Miss Ye was happily reached.
......
"Jiang Che, where are you taking me? I don't want to get in your car, you scoundrel!"
Yu Wan'er struggled, she was very scared!
[Jiang Che, you bad guy, one Ye Mengyao isn't enough for you? You want to touch me too? I'd rather die than let you touch me!]
[What should I do~]
Jiang Che had a speechless expression and said, "What kind of person do you think I am? Are you full of dirty thoughts?"
Yu Wan'er tilted her head and looked at Jiang Che, "Isn't that what you are?"
Jiang Che: "......"
"Alright, come with me, we're going to visit a patient."
"A patient?" Yu Wan'er frowned.
Jiang Che snapped his fingers, "Yes, a patient! Do you remember Lin Yu?"
Yu Wan'er's eyebrows furrowed even more as she searched her memory, then shook her head.
She didn't have a deep impression of Lin Yu, having only met him a few times.
Jiang Che: "......"
He was almost laughing out loud. Lin Yu, the so-called chosen one, was always thinking about his little heroines. After hearing Yu Wan'er's name from others, he could remember her forever...
But Yu Wan'er couldn't even remember his name.
"The transfer student, Ye Mengyao's bodyguard!"
"Oh! I remember, that arrogant guy!" Yu Wan'er nodded.
"I heard Lin Yu got his balls crushed recently, let's go visit him together!"
Yu Wan'er narrowed her eyes, "You bad guy, do you really have such good intentions?"
Jiang Che wrapped his arm around her waist, and the little girl squirmed a bit but eventually lowered her head. She actually didn't mind Jiang Che's touch.
She just felt very unwilling! She hated Jiang Che for bullying her...
"Sweetie, be good later, let's team up and drive him crazy!"
Yu Wan'er: "......"
...
In the hospital room.
Lin Yu's mood was not good at all. Lying in bed, it was another day of missing his balls.
As a protagonist in a lighthearted novel, losing a ball was a blow, as one can imagine!
He thought of Ye Mengyao and Yu Wan'er... these girls were all super beauties, and now he didn't even know if he could stand up!
During this time, he had tried to regulate his body with traditional Chinese medicine, but the effect was minimal.
His "brother" seemed to be in permanent sleep, unable to be awakened, even after repeatedly watching his treasured collection of adult films.
A cruel reality was now before him.
He seemed to be truly crippled, and this feeling filled him with panic.
And just then, chatter came from outside the ward.
"Seriously? The guy who was selling stuff at the hospital entrance got his balls crushed?"
"Wow, this could make headline news!"
"Remember the former education bureau chief of Hangcheng? It seems he was involved with him..."
"Even better! Tomorrow's headline: 'Shocking! The One-Balled Hero Has Such a Background'?"
"I think 'The First Eunuch After the Founding of the Nation' sounds better!"
A large group of reporters had gathered outside the door. For unscrupulous reporters, with money, they could fabricate any news.
Black could be turned white, let alone a man with crushed balls.
Yes, these reporters were called by Jiang Che.
Lin Yu's senses were sharp, and he panicked instantly. Could these people be here for him?

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

lanned to earn money steadily and take life at a slower pace. But he never expected... his father's remarriage, and the stepmother bringing along a dependent, would completely disrupt his life's plans...

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!