Ye Mengyao invited Jiang Che out alone.
At a restaurant.
"Jiang Che, can we talk?"
Ye Mengyao looked very serious.
"About what? You're not going to make me take responsibility for you, are you?" Jiang Che still maintained his lofty demeanor, but there was a hint of tenderness in his arrogance.
After all, you were so cold to me before, can't I get a little revenge?
Of course, Jiang Che couldn't stay cold forever, especially since she was already his.
Ye Mengyao's eyes trembled, but she forced a playful smile and boldly sat next to Jiang Che, wrapping her arm around his.
"How about this, we'll have a fixed study session every week. Your grades aren't great, and I'll help you with your studies. You wouldn't refuse, would you?"
Ye Mengyao's little plan was practically written all over her face.
"So, what are you trying to do?"
Jiang Che asked knowingly, sticking to his philosophy:
Don't initiate, don't refuse, don't take responsibility!
Ye Mengyao licked her lips and leaned close to Jiang Che's ear. She suddenly found him a bit... cute?
"I'll help you with your studies!"
It was the only way she could think of to get closer to Jiang Che.
Seeing that Jiang Che seemed about to refuse, Ye Mengyao quickly spoke up.
"Jiang Che, if you dare refuse me, I'll tell my parents and your aunts and uncles, and let them judge. After all, in these situations, it's always the girl who suffers... maybe I'm even pregnant now!"
Ye Mengyao pouted and started acting spoiled.
Jiang Che was speechless, this was the first time he had heard such a request.
"You... are being unreasonable!" Jiang Che blushed and glared at Ye Mengyao.
Laughable, even the Oscars would have to give him an award.
"Hehehe, hubby... can I call you that?" Ye Mengyao thought she had the upper hand and showed a victorious smile, boldly kissing Jiang Che's cheek.
Little did she know, Jiang Che was already playing at a higher level.
And so, the agreement with Miss Ye was happily reached.
......
"Jiang Che, where are you taking me? I don't want to get in your car, you scoundrel!"
Yu Wan'er struggled, she was very scared!
[Jiang Che, you bad guy, one Ye Mengyao isn't enough for you? You want to touch me too? I'd rather die than let you touch me!]
[What should I do~]
Jiang Che had a speechless expression and said, "What kind of person do you think I am? Are you full of dirty thoughts?"
Yu Wan'er tilted her head and looked at Jiang Che, "Isn't that what you are?"
Jiang Che: "......"
"Alright, come with me, we're going to visit a patient."
"A patient?" Yu Wan'er frowned.
Jiang Che snapped his fingers, "Yes, a patient! Do you remember Lin Yu?"
Yu Wan'er's eyebrows furrowed even more as she searched her memory, then shook her head.
She didn't have a deep impression of Lin Yu, having only met him a few times.
Jiang Che: "......"
He was almost laughing out loud. Lin Yu, the so-called chosen one, was always thinking about his little heroines. After hearing Yu Wan'er's name from others, he could remember her forever...
But Yu Wan'er couldn't even remember his name.
"The transfer student, Ye Mengyao's bodyguard!"
"Oh! I remember, that arrogant guy!" Yu Wan'er nodded.
"I heard Lin Yu got his balls crushed recently, let's go visit him together!"
Yu Wan'er narrowed her eyes, "You bad guy, do you really have such good intentions?"
Jiang Che wrapped his arm around her waist, and the little girl squirmed a bit but eventually lowered her head. She actually didn't mind Jiang Che's touch.
She just felt very unwilling! She hated Jiang Che for bullying her...
"Sweetie, be good later, let's team up and drive him crazy!"
Yu Wan'er: "......"
...
In the hospital room.
Lin Yu's mood was not good at all. Lying in bed, it was another day of missing his balls.
As a protagonist in a lighthearted novel, losing a ball was a blow, as one can imagine!
He thought of Ye Mengyao and Yu Wan'er... these girls were all super beauties, and now he didn't even know if he could stand up!
During this time, he had tried to regulate his body with traditional Chinese medicine, but the effect was minimal.
His "brother" seemed to be in permanent sleep, unable to be awakened, even after repeatedly watching his treasured collection of adult films.
A cruel reality was now before him.
He seemed to be truly crippled, and this feeling filled him with panic.
And just then, chatter came from outside the ward.
"Seriously? The guy who was selling stuff at the hospital entrance got his balls crushed?"
"Wow, this could make headline news!"
"Remember the former education bureau chief of Hangcheng? It seems he was involved with him..."
"Even better! Tomorrow's headline: 'Shocking! The One-Balled Hero Has Such a Background'?"
"I think 'The First Eunuch After the Founding of the Nation' sounds better!"
A large group of reporters had gathered outside the door. For unscrupulous reporters, with money, they could fabricate any news.
Black could be turned white, let alone a man with crushed balls.
Yes, these reporters were called by Jiang Che.
Lin Yu's senses were sharp, and he panicked instantly. Could these people be here for him?
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
