"Master... master, what are they... what are they here for?"
Yao Yao hid behind Jiang Che, her eyes filled with a hint of fear.
She knew these girls—they were all Celestial Physiques, and all of them were artificially created by Jiang Che!
Yu Wan'er's lips twitched. Just moments ago, the entire Dragon Palace had undergone a strange transformation, so she had brought a few girls along to investigate. And then, they happened to witness a scene that completely shattered their worldview!
A longevity peach had actually taken human form? And not just any form—a delicate, sweet-looking little loli???
What the hell? Was there no justice left in this world?
Jiang Che already had no shortage of girls around him, but it seemed like the heavens themselves were on his side, constantly throwing more his way. First, he had just taken in a group of mermaids, and now, even a peach had gained sentience.
Seriously, what the hell?
Behind Yu Wan'er, the Xiao family's triplet sisters had also arrived.
"Wow, a peach turned into a spirit?!"
"Big sis, didn't they say creatures weren’t allowed to gain sentience after the founding of the nation?" Xiao Wanwan whispered.
"That was such a huge celestial peach earlier—it must’ve been delicious!" Xiao An'an drooled, her mouth practically watering.
The three sisters had all been reborn with Celestial Physiques, and Jiang Che had even customized theirs specifically!
After all, they were triplets.
They deserved something special, so Jiang Che had gifted them the most elite Celestial Physique—
[Twin Lotus Celestial Body]
This was the pinnacle of physiques. The three of them shared a single Celestial Origin, and their cultivation speed and progress were synchronized, effectively tripling their growth compared to ordinary Celestial Physiques.
Currently, these three sisters had the fastest cultivation speed among all of Jiang Che’s girls!
They had already reached the Half-Step Martial God level!
"Yao Yao, come here... don’t stay near that big pervert! He just wants to take advantage of you—come here, quick!" Yu Wan'er beckoned to Yao Yao.
Of course, she was just messing around.
Yu Wan'er wasn’t actually dumb—if Yao Yao had already appeared, it was only a matter of time before Jiang Che devoured her completely.
She might act a little spoiled, but she wasn’t foolish enough to actually interfere with Jiang Che’s affairs.
Yao Yao tilted her head, then glanced at Jiang Che beside her.
"Wow, Yao Yao, you’re so adorable!"
The triplets immediately crowded around her, examining her closely.
"Her skin is even more delicate than our Celestial Physiques!"
"I wonder if she’d burst with juice if I took a bite?" Xiao An'an swallowed hard.
Yao Yao was overwhelmed. She shook her sleeves and hid fearfully behind Jiang Che again.
"Master... master, they’re so scary!"
Yu Wan'er and the triplets: "..."
A damn green tea bitch! This was absolutely a green tea bitch!
Yu Wan'er instantly lost all goodwill toward this damned peach.
She hated green tea types the most. Before this, none of the girls in Jiang Che’s harem had been like this—they all got along harmoniously.
But now, a green tea bitch had appeared!!!
"Wan'er, don’t scare Yao Yao..." Jiang Che scooped Yao Yao up in one arm. The little girl was as tender as a ripe honey peach, her body exuding a rich, sweet fragrance.
It made people want to eat her—literally!
[Ugh! You forget the old love the moment you get a new one, you bastard! You’ll get your karma one day!]
Yu Wan'er cursed Jiang Che viciously in her heart.
"Sisters, I’ll work hard to grow celestial peaches for you... please don’t bully me, okay?" Yao Yao clasped her hands behind her back, looking as if she were under some kind of threat.
[Shut up, you green tea!!! You’re even shorter than me, yet you’re pulling this act? Who taught you this?!]
Not only was Yu Wan'er on the verge of losing it, but the triplets exchanged glances—this one was dangerous!
Her skill level... she could probably wrap Jiang Che around her little finger.
Most men might dislike such a sugary, manipulative girl, but Jiang Che had a soft spot for this type.
Who could resist a sweet, clingy little loli who doted on you?
"Yao Yao, is this peach tree your true form?"
Yao Yao nodded. "Master, this is my true form. To be precise... I’m just a medicinal spirit right now, and I can’t stray too far from the peach tree..."
"Wan'er, Si Si, see? Yao Yao is very well-behaved. Don’t bully her in the future."
Jiang Che gently set Yao Yao down. The little girl immediately climbed onto a peach tree branch, swinging her legs playfully. Her fair, pinkish-white toes dangled in the air, and a red string was tied around her ankle.
She hummed an unfamiliar tune.
"Fine! We... definitely won’t bully her!" Yu Wan'er gritted her teeth.
If she didn’t find a way to teach this little green tea a lesson, she’d change her surname!
......
Meanwhile, high above the Nine Heavens.
"What? You sensed another Celestial Medicine being born?!"
A young man dressed in white stared in shock at the ancient tree before him.
The tree was withered, its bark cracked and weathered as if it had endured countless eons. Only a few sparse leaves remained on its bare branches.
But the most striking feature was the eight plump, glistening celestial peaches hanging from those branches—
True Celestial Peaches of Immortality!
"Correct. If my senses aren’t mistaken... that newly born Celestial Medicine is connected to me. It’s very likely the small branch I once severed!"
Celestial Medicine possessed sentience. Even a tiny peach could develop a soul, let alone the true root of a Celestial Tree.
The identity of the white-robed youth was obvious—
The Immortal Ancestor of the Jiang Family!
"You’re saying... the branch I gifted to that descendant of the Twin Celestial Physiques... evolved into a Celestial Root???"
"Exactly!"
"Impossible!!! That’s absolutely impossible!" The ancestor’s eyes widened.
He had personally broken off that half-branch and given it to Jiang Che, along with a nearly ripe celestial peach.
The branch itself was nothing, but the real treasure was that peach.
For a single peach to grow into a true Celestial Medicine in just half a month?
Who would believe that? Not even the Heavenly Dao could pull off such a feat!!!
"Celestial Medicine is inherently envied by the Heavenly Dao!"
"My perception is never wrong. That peach carries a trace of my origin. I can even sense that it has undergone an unimaginable transformation—its rank may have surpassed mine, reaching the level of a supreme Celestial Medicine!"
The ancestor fell silent. He was utterly dumbfounded.
"My old friend, this descendant of yours is truly extraordinary. Not only does he possess unprecedented cultivation talent, but his luck and opportunities are unparalleled in history. I suspect he isn’t just a Chosen of Heaven—he might very well be the Heavenly Dao incarnate!"
The Heavenly Dao incarnate...
It wasn’t impossible. Though formless, there had been records of the Heavenly Dao taking physical form in ancient times.
"Are you suggesting... that the Heavenly Dao of the mortal world has taken human form by borrowing the body of my Jiang family's descendant?" The white-robed ancestor narrowed his eyes, sinking into deep contemplation.
Upon closer reflection, Jiang Che's fortune was truly extraordinary—he had seized every advantage of timing, location, and human favor, all appearing just before the dawn of this golden age.
Everything grew even more enigmatic, leaving even this immortal ancestor baffled.
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
