Little Peach Tree was stunned!
Was Jiang Che even speaking human language?
One fruit per month? Even if you watered me with holy water, there’s no way I could grow that fast!
But this guy was ridiculously powerful—maybe he actually had a way to make it happen.
Since arriving in the mortal realm, it had seen things it never imagined. Almost all of Jiang Che’s women had immortal physiques.
Though it was just a medicinal peach tree, it knew the value of an immortal physique. There was no way the mortal realm could suddenly have so many immortal physiques—only one explanation made sense… Jiang Che had created them!
Turning ordinary people into immortals? Who could even conceive of such a method?
"You… you can really make me bear a peach every month?"
It finally understood—Jiang Che was hinting that he wanted to help it complete its transformation!
He’d already given it immortal soil, so he must be preparing to help it ascend into a true immortal medicinal plant.
His claim of one peach per month was obviously an exaggeration—what he really meant was that he’d help it become an immortal-grade treasure.
Jiang Che, who could hear the peach tree’s thoughts, was speechless. This thing was way too perceptive.
But he had considered helping it evolve into an immortal-grade plant.
After all, having an immortal medicinal tree in his yard would be pretty nice. More fruit meant more to sell, even if his household didn’t need it.
A single immortal peach’s worth could bankrupt entire immortal clans.
As for methods to evolve the tree, Jiang Che had plenty—though they were all expensive!
[Enlightenment Ancient Tea Tree: Top-tier immortal plant. A single leaf can induce enlightenment, beneficial even to immortals. Price: 8 billion points.]
[Chaos Green Lotus: Bears seeds that allow comprehension of the Chaos Dao. Price: 9 billion points.]
[Immortal Peach Tree: Bears immortal peaches. Price: 5 billion points.]
The peach tree was the cheapest in Jiang Che’s system, but it still cost 5 billion points.
The simplest solution was to just buy one outright.
But after the Chu Yuan incident with the Binding Immortal Rope, Jiang Che had learned one thing—his system was a straight-up bandit!
These immortal plants all had owners. If he bought one with points, the system would straight-up rob the original owner. The Ancestor Immortal of the Jiang Family’s peach tree would be stolen without a sound.
But once Jiang Che ascended to the Nine Heavens… wouldn’t the ancestor’s treasures become his anyway?
Luckily, there were other ways to help this sapling evolve.
[Primordial Unity True Water: The first water born at the dawn of the universe, containing laws of rebirth…]
[Price: 1.5 billion points.]
"Tsk tsk, this system really has everything," Jiang Che mused. "You wouldn’t happen to have Pangu’s blood, would you?"
The moment he said it, the system popped up a new listing.
[A Drop of Pangu’s Blood: Authentic Pangu’s essence, containing the will of the Primordial Chaos…]
[Price: ???]
Seriously? Authentic Pangu’s blood? Were there knockoffs too?
"Whatever. Just buy a drop of that Primordial Unity True Water. One drop for an immortal plant? Absolute steal."
[Ding! Host has spent 1.5 billion points to purchase ‘One Drop of Primordial Unity True Water.’]
Before Little Peach Tree could even process what was happening—it didn’t even know what Primordial Unity True Water was—it was overwhelmed by an aura far beyond the immortal realm.
The drop merged into its roots.
BOOM!!!
The tiny sapling, barely half a meter tall, was instantly flooded with overwhelming life essence. This energy didn’t just nourish it—it reforged its very existence!
In seconds, it shot up to over three meters tall.
Immortal plants were condensed forms of longevity, so they weren’t usually large. Even the legendary Enlightenment Ancient Tea Tree was only about two meters tall, yet it was still a top-tier treasure.
The original Immortal Peach Tree wasn’t even three meters high!
But now, Little Peach Tree had surpassed that. Its roots spread, branches thickened, leaves flourished—it kept growing!
Its life essence had been completely remade.
The entire undersea dragon palace was bathed in immortal qi. Even the heavens descended blessings, as if celebrating the birth of a new immortal plant.
"Huh? Heavenly blessings instead of tribulation?"
Jiang Che raised an eyebrow, intrigued as he gazed skyward.
In the Nine Heavens, every immortal plant defied the natural order. They possessed extreme intelligence—some even cultivated to immortality themselves.
Thus, their birth was always met with catastrophic lightning tribulation. Many sacred plants were reduced to ashes.
But heavenly blessings? That was unheard of.
"Could it be… the heavens are afraid of something?"
"Afraid of me?"
Everything was indeed quite bizarre. Logically speaking... He had caused so much commotion in the mortal realm, created twenty or thirty immortal bodies, and even fleeced the Heavenly Dao of countless benefits. Unless the Heavenly Dao was completely oblivious, it should have noticed by now.
Yet, it chose to turn a blind eye.
"Hmph... Better not stir up trouble, or even if you’re the Heavenly Dao... I’ll make sure you regret it."
With a system capable of even extracting Pangu’s essence blood, Jiang Che had all the confidence and audacity he needed.
Who was Pangu?
The mightiest deity of the primordial era, a terrifying existence at the level of the Great Dao, far surpassing any immortal or emperor.
Before realizing how overpowered his system was, Jiang Che had been cautious and reserved.
But now that he knew just how formidable it was, he began acting like a dog barking bravely behind its master’s back.
......
A full three days passed before the little peach sapling finally completed its metamorphosis into a divine immortal herb!
From a mere broken branch, it had transformed into a complete and lush Immortal Peach Tree.
Verdant and flourishing, its branches heavy with foliage, it bore a single peach the size of a human head—fully ripe!
The area within a hundred miles of the tree was saturated with life-extending essence, along with countless blessings... Even the ordinary fish and shrimp in the sea were struck with unimaginable fortune, undergoing their own transformations.
"Now this is what an immortal herb should look like!"
Jiang Che approached the tree and plucked the enormous peach.
An irresistibly sweet fragrance invaded his senses, filling him with an indescribable longing. Just a single whiff made him feel as though his very life force was being replenished.
Clearly, after being enhanced by the Taiyi True Water, this was no ordinary immortal peach. It now contained an abundance of life-extending essence.
Jiang Che had encountered such essence in his top-grade longevity pills before, but the concentration in this immortal peach far surpassed anything he’d ever seen.
Crunch!
Jiang Che opened his mouth wide and took a big bite, expecting a burst of juicy sweetness.
But instead of the imagined splash of nectar—
"Ahhh!!!"
A sharp cry rang out, and the peach vanished from his hand.
In its place, a flash of light filled his vision.
Within the radiant glow, a petite figure suddenly appeared.
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