Little Peach Tree was stunned!
Was Jiang Che even speaking human language?
One fruit per month? Even if you watered me with holy water, there’s no way I could grow that fast!
But this guy was ridiculously powerful—maybe he actually had a way to make it happen.
Since arriving in the mortal realm, it had seen things it never imagined. Almost all of Jiang Che’s women had immortal physiques.
Though it was just a medicinal peach tree, it knew the value of an immortal physique. There was no way the mortal realm could suddenly have so many immortal physiques—only one explanation made sense… Jiang Che had created them!
Turning ordinary people into immortals? Who could even conceive of such a method?
"You… you can really make me bear a peach every month?"
It finally understood—Jiang Che was hinting that he wanted to help it complete its transformation!
He’d already given it immortal soil, so he must be preparing to help it ascend into a true immortal medicinal plant.
His claim of one peach per month was obviously an exaggeration—what he really meant was that he’d help it become an immortal-grade treasure.
Jiang Che, who could hear the peach tree’s thoughts, was speechless. This thing was way too perceptive.
But he had considered helping it evolve into an immortal-grade plant.
After all, having an immortal medicinal tree in his yard would be pretty nice. More fruit meant more to sell, even if his household didn’t need it.
A single immortal peach’s worth could bankrupt entire immortal clans.
As for methods to evolve the tree, Jiang Che had plenty—though they were all expensive!
[Enlightenment Ancient Tea Tree: Top-tier immortal plant. A single leaf can induce enlightenment, beneficial even to immortals. Price: 8 billion points.]
[Chaos Green Lotus: Bears seeds that allow comprehension of the Chaos Dao. Price: 9 billion points.]
[Immortal Peach Tree: Bears immortal peaches. Price: 5 billion points.]
The peach tree was the cheapest in Jiang Che’s system, but it still cost 5 billion points.
The simplest solution was to just buy one outright.
But after the Chu Yuan incident with the Binding Immortal Rope, Jiang Che had learned one thing—his system was a straight-up bandit!
These immortal plants all had owners. If he bought one with points, the system would straight-up rob the original owner. The Ancestor Immortal of the Jiang Family’s peach tree would be stolen without a sound.
But once Jiang Che ascended to the Nine Heavens… wouldn’t the ancestor’s treasures become his anyway?
Luckily, there were other ways to help this sapling evolve.
[Primordial Unity True Water: The first water born at the dawn of the universe, containing laws of rebirth…]
[Price: 1.5 billion points.]
"Tsk tsk, this system really has everything," Jiang Che mused. "You wouldn’t happen to have Pangu’s blood, would you?"
The moment he said it, the system popped up a new listing.
[A Drop of Pangu’s Blood: Authentic Pangu’s essence, containing the will of the Primordial Chaos…]
[Price: ???]
Seriously? Authentic Pangu’s blood? Were there knockoffs too?
"Whatever. Just buy a drop of that Primordial Unity True Water. One drop for an immortal plant? Absolute steal."
[Ding! Host has spent 1.5 billion points to purchase ‘One Drop of Primordial Unity True Water.’]
Before Little Peach Tree could even process what was happening—it didn’t even know what Primordial Unity True Water was—it was overwhelmed by an aura far beyond the immortal realm.
The drop merged into its roots.
BOOM!!!
The tiny sapling, barely half a meter tall, was instantly flooded with overwhelming life essence. This energy didn’t just nourish it—it reforged its very existence!
In seconds, it shot up to over three meters tall.
Immortal plants were condensed forms of longevity, so they weren’t usually large. Even the legendary Enlightenment Ancient Tea Tree was only about two meters tall, yet it was still a top-tier treasure.
The original Immortal Peach Tree wasn’t even three meters high!
But now, Little Peach Tree had surpassed that. Its roots spread, branches thickened, leaves flourished—it kept growing!
Its life essence had been completely remade.
The entire undersea dragon palace was bathed in immortal qi. Even the heavens descended blessings, as if celebrating the birth of a new immortal plant.
"Huh? Heavenly blessings instead of tribulation?"
Jiang Che raised an eyebrow, intrigued as he gazed skyward.
In the Nine Heavens, every immortal plant defied the natural order. They possessed extreme intelligence—some even cultivated to immortality themselves.
Thus, their birth was always met with catastrophic lightning tribulation. Many sacred plants were reduced to ashes.
But heavenly blessings? That was unheard of.
"Could it be… the heavens are afraid of something?"
"Afraid of me?"
Everything was indeed quite bizarre. Logically speaking... He had caused so much commotion in the mortal realm, created twenty or thirty immortal bodies, and even fleeced the Heavenly Dao of countless benefits. Unless the Heavenly Dao was completely oblivious, it should have noticed by now.
Yet, it chose to turn a blind eye.
"Hmph... Better not stir up trouble, or even if you’re the Heavenly Dao... I’ll make sure you regret it."
With a system capable of even extracting Pangu’s essence blood, Jiang Che had all the confidence and audacity he needed.
Who was Pangu?
The mightiest deity of the primordial era, a terrifying existence at the level of the Great Dao, far surpassing any immortal or emperor.
Before realizing how overpowered his system was, Jiang Che had been cautious and reserved.
But now that he knew just how formidable it was, he began acting like a dog barking bravely behind its master’s back.
......
A full three days passed before the little peach sapling finally completed its metamorphosis into a divine immortal herb!
From a mere broken branch, it had transformed into a complete and lush Immortal Peach Tree.
Verdant and flourishing, its branches heavy with foliage, it bore a single peach the size of a human head—fully ripe!
The area within a hundred miles of the tree was saturated with life-extending essence, along with countless blessings... Even the ordinary fish and shrimp in the sea were struck with unimaginable fortune, undergoing their own transformations.
"Now this is what an immortal herb should look like!"
Jiang Che approached the tree and plucked the enormous peach.
An irresistibly sweet fragrance invaded his senses, filling him with an indescribable longing. Just a single whiff made him feel as though his very life force was being replenished.
Clearly, after being enhanced by the Taiyi True Water, this was no ordinary immortal peach. It now contained an abundance of life-extending essence.
Jiang Che had encountered such essence in his top-grade longevity pills before, but the concentration in this immortal peach far surpassed anything he’d ever seen.
Crunch!
Jiang Che opened his mouth wide and took a big bite, expecting a burst of juicy sweetness.
But instead of the imagined splash of nectar—
"Ahhh!!!"
A sharp cry rang out, and the peach vanished from his hand.
In its place, a flash of light filled his vision.
Within the radiant glow, a petite figure suddenly appeared.
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
