[Ding! Host screwed himself over, gained 50 million "Screw-Up Points"]
Well well, Young Master Jiang is ruthless enough to even screw himself over!
Jiang Che took a massive hit this time.
He called over all his women, ready to hand out immortal physiques tailored to each one's preferences!
Immortal physiques varied in tier and type—some boosted cultivation speed dramatically, while others were slower. But no matter what... an immortal physique was still an immortal physique!
"Feifei, look at you... your cultivation’s lagging. Been slacking lately? Take this Primordial Spirit Physique—it’s the most attuned to spiritual energy. Just breathing will boost your strength, no cultivation techniques needed!"
Jiang Che took Gu Lingfei’s hand and spent 500 million points to upgrade her physique.
"W-wait, I don’t even need to cultivate?" Gu Lingfei covered her mouth, torn between laughter and tears.
This was practically being spoon-fed by Jiang Che.
"The Primordial Spirit Physique doesn’t require it. It’s even rarer than my Chaos Immortal Physique..."
After receiving the physique, Gu Lingfei underwent a heaven-shaking transformation. Her beauty became more refined, almost regal, as if she carried the bearing of an empress.
A faint trace of a future female emperor emerged!
"Ningxue, what kind of physique do you want? Take your pick—there are over a hundred options!"
Ji Ningxue waved her hand. "I... I don’t need one."
"Nonsense!"
"Uh... then I’ll take the same as Feifei, the Primordial Spirit Physique." Ji Ningxue didn’t really understand immortal physiques, but following the trend seemed safe!
"No way. Every woman of mine is unique—no duplicate physiques!"
See? No wonder Jiang Che could run a harem. Not only was he generous, but his sweet talk was next-level. What woman wouldn’t swoon?
"Here, take the Aqua Spirit Physique instead!"
Next, Jiang Che turned to Bai Qiangwei. Since she already had the Innate Melody Saint Physique, attuned to the Dao of Music, her immortal physique had to match.
"The Nine-Tune String Physique! Perfect for you!"
"Hehe, thanks, hubby Jiang Che~~~" Bai Qiangwei giggled sweetly. She’d take anything he gave her.
"Bai Jie, you—" Before Jiang Che could finish, Bai Jie cut in.
"Jiang Che, I want the Lunar Yin Physique!"
"......"
Cough, the Lunar Yin Physique!
Jiang Che’s lips twitched. Did she think he didn’t know what she was scheming?
The Lunar Yin Physique was no ordinary physique—it was the ultimate seductress physique, the number one dual cultivation furnace in the Nine Heavens. If he gave it to Bai Jie... his Solar Saint Physique would be utterly overwhelmed. He’d be crawling out on his hands and knees!
Young Master Jiang was a man of unparalleled prowess, far too proud to let himself be reduced to such a state!
"Pick another one! Actually, never mind—I’m giving you the Frostflame Physique instead. Cool down that dirty mind of yours!"
Without hesitation, Jiang Che slapped the Frostflame Physique onto Bai Jie.
An ice-aligned physique would drastically suppress her... overwhelming urges.
Bai Jie: "......"
[Wuwuwu, you jerk, I don’t like you anymore!]
This was the first time she’d ever resented Jiang Che in her heart.
Of course, Jiang Che paid no attention to her petty grievances.
Expecting a nympho to turn bitter over love? With some naive romantics, maybe. But with a playboy like Jiang Che? Not a chance.
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Celestial Fox Physique,’ points deducted: 300 million]
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Heavenly Demon Physique,’ points deducted: 280 million]
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Ascendant Feather Physique,’ points deducted: 400 million]
Watching his points drain like crazy, Jiang Che couldn’t help but feel the sting.
He was fair to all—even Huangdoufen, the airheaded catgirl who only cared about fish snacks, got a Celestial Fox Physique.
A dozen girls later, Jiang Che had blown 4.6 billion points.
[Host’s remaining points: 700 million...]
Unbearable. This financial black hole had to be plugged—NOW.
"Jiang Ruoxu!!! Get your ass live-streaming right now!"
......
Jiang Che cracked the whip on Jiang Ruoxu.
Right now, this little cash cow was the easiest way to farm points.
Good thing Jiang Che had spent 50 million to unlock the Nine Heavens livestream feature for him.
The more viewers Jiang Ruoxu had, the more "Flex Points" he earned—and the more points Jiang Che gained.
For example, with a current audience of 100 billion, a single stream could net millions in Flex Points, translating to tens of millions for Jiang Che.
But if the viewership hit trillions? Even with diminishing returns, the points would still break a billion!
"Hehe, don’t worry, bro. I’ve already spread the word—the Nine Heavens network is buzzing with skeptics!"
Jiang Ruoxu grinned. "I announced that a massive secret realm is about to emerge, and I’ll be livestreaming the whole exploration. Just wait—viewers won’t dip below a trillion!"
Stick with Jiang Che, and you’d eat well!
Lately, he’d been running out of ideas, just trash-talking other geniuses on stream, flexing his Quasi-Immortal Physique.
Now, Jiang Che had handed him a new genre: Adventure Flexing!
"Good! I’ll make an appearance too. Just follow me and stream—no fighting allowed."
Jiang Ruoxu was baffled. No fighting? Then how was he supposed to earn Flex Points?
"Just watch and learn. With your amateur flexing skills, no wonder you barely scrape by."
Jiang Ruoxu nodded. True... Jiang Che rarely flexed, but when he did, the sheer class was impossible to replicate.
"You’re right, bro. My flexes always feel forced—not smooth at all!"
......
Jiang Che sighed. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine he, the behind-the-scenes boss, would have to step into the spotlight.
But desperate times called for desperate measures. The company’s funds were running low.
He wasn’t keen on scamming the Jiang family elders again—at least not until he figured out a fresh angle.
"Bro... where exactly is this secret realm? It’s not actually created by an emperor, is it?" Jiang Ruoxu rubbed his hands eagerly.
"Patience. It’s almost ready." Jiang Che closed his eyes lightly.
Special effects—activate!
nto another world, I bought a slave for the first time, never expecting the silver wolf girl to be so cute... Lin Feng: I know it's cold, but you don't have to sneak into my bed! Yuna: Just sharing body warmth, if you dare do anything naughty, I'll definitely...
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
lanned to earn money steadily and take life at a slower pace. But he never expected... his father's remarriage, and the stepmother bringing along a dependent, would completely disrupt his life's plans...
