[Ding! Host screwed himself over, gained 50 million "Screw-Up Points"]
Well well, Young Master Jiang is ruthless enough to even screw himself over!
Jiang Che took a massive hit this time.
He called over all his women, ready to hand out immortal physiques tailored to each one's preferences!
Immortal physiques varied in tier and type—some boosted cultivation speed dramatically, while others were slower. But no matter what... an immortal physique was still an immortal physique!
"Feifei, look at you... your cultivation’s lagging. Been slacking lately? Take this Primordial Spirit Physique—it’s the most attuned to spiritual energy. Just breathing will boost your strength, no cultivation techniques needed!"
Jiang Che took Gu Lingfei’s hand and spent 500 million points to upgrade her physique.
"W-wait, I don’t even need to cultivate?" Gu Lingfei covered her mouth, torn between laughter and tears.
This was practically being spoon-fed by Jiang Che.
"The Primordial Spirit Physique doesn’t require it. It’s even rarer than my Chaos Immortal Physique..."
After receiving the physique, Gu Lingfei underwent a heaven-shaking transformation. Her beauty became more refined, almost regal, as if she carried the bearing of an empress.
A faint trace of a future female emperor emerged!
"Ningxue, what kind of physique do you want? Take your pick—there are over a hundred options!"
Ji Ningxue waved her hand. "I... I don’t need one."
"Nonsense!"
"Uh... then I’ll take the same as Feifei, the Primordial Spirit Physique." Ji Ningxue didn’t really understand immortal physiques, but following the trend seemed safe!
"No way. Every woman of mine is unique—no duplicate physiques!"
See? No wonder Jiang Che could run a harem. Not only was he generous, but his sweet talk was next-level. What woman wouldn’t swoon?
"Here, take the Aqua Spirit Physique instead!"
Next, Jiang Che turned to Bai Qiangwei. Since she already had the Innate Melody Saint Physique, attuned to the Dao of Music, her immortal physique had to match.
"The Nine-Tune String Physique! Perfect for you!"
"Hehe, thanks, hubby Jiang Che~~~" Bai Qiangwei giggled sweetly. She’d take anything he gave her.
"Bai Jie, you—" Before Jiang Che could finish, Bai Jie cut in.
"Jiang Che, I want the Lunar Yin Physique!"
"......"
Cough, the Lunar Yin Physique!
Jiang Che’s lips twitched. Did she think he didn’t know what she was scheming?
The Lunar Yin Physique was no ordinary physique—it was the ultimate seductress physique, the number one dual cultivation furnace in the Nine Heavens. If he gave it to Bai Jie... his Solar Saint Physique would be utterly overwhelmed. He’d be crawling out on his hands and knees!
Young Master Jiang was a man of unparalleled prowess, far too proud to let himself be reduced to such a state!
"Pick another one! Actually, never mind—I’m giving you the Frostflame Physique instead. Cool down that dirty mind of yours!"
Without hesitation, Jiang Che slapped the Frostflame Physique onto Bai Jie.
An ice-aligned physique would drastically suppress her... overwhelming urges.
Bai Jie: "......"
[Wuwuwu, you jerk, I don’t like you anymore!]
This was the first time she’d ever resented Jiang Che in her heart.
Of course, Jiang Che paid no attention to her petty grievances.
Expecting a nympho to turn bitter over love? With some naive romantics, maybe. But with a playboy like Jiang Che? Not a chance.
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Celestial Fox Physique,’ points deducted: 300 million]
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Heavenly Demon Physique,’ points deducted: 280 million]
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Ascendant Feather Physique,’ points deducted: 400 million]
Watching his points drain like crazy, Jiang Che couldn’t help but feel the sting.
He was fair to all—even Huangdoufen, the airheaded catgirl who only cared about fish snacks, got a Celestial Fox Physique.
A dozen girls later, Jiang Che had blown 4.6 billion points.
[Host’s remaining points: 700 million...]
Unbearable. This financial black hole had to be plugged—NOW.
"Jiang Ruoxu!!! Get your ass live-streaming right now!"
......
Jiang Che cracked the whip on Jiang Ruoxu.
Right now, this little cash cow was the easiest way to farm points.
Good thing Jiang Che had spent 50 million to unlock the Nine Heavens livestream feature for him.
The more viewers Jiang Ruoxu had, the more "Flex Points" he earned—and the more points Jiang Che gained.
For example, with a current audience of 100 billion, a single stream could net millions in Flex Points, translating to tens of millions for Jiang Che.
But if the viewership hit trillions? Even with diminishing returns, the points would still break a billion!
"Hehe, don’t worry, bro. I’ve already spread the word—the Nine Heavens network is buzzing with skeptics!"
Jiang Ruoxu grinned. "I announced that a massive secret realm is about to emerge, and I’ll be livestreaming the whole exploration. Just wait—viewers won’t dip below a trillion!"
Stick with Jiang Che, and you’d eat well!
Lately, he’d been running out of ideas, just trash-talking other geniuses on stream, flexing his Quasi-Immortal Physique.
Now, Jiang Che had handed him a new genre: Adventure Flexing!
"Good! I’ll make an appearance too. Just follow me and stream—no fighting allowed."
Jiang Ruoxu was baffled. No fighting? Then how was he supposed to earn Flex Points?
"Just watch and learn. With your amateur flexing skills, no wonder you barely scrape by."
Jiang Ruoxu nodded. True... Jiang Che rarely flexed, but when he did, the sheer class was impossible to replicate.
"You’re right, bro. My flexes always feel forced—not smooth at all!"
......
Jiang Che sighed. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine he, the behind-the-scenes boss, would have to step into the spotlight.
But desperate times called for desperate measures. The company’s funds were running low.
He wasn’t keen on scamming the Jiang family elders again—at least not until he figured out a fresh angle.
"Bro... where exactly is this secret realm? It’s not actually created by an emperor, is it?" Jiang Ruoxu rubbed his hands eagerly.
"Patience. It’s almost ready." Jiang Che closed his eyes lightly.
Special effects—activate!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
