[Ding! Host screwed himself over, gained 50 million "Screw-Up Points"]
Well well, Young Master Jiang is ruthless enough to even screw himself over!
Jiang Che took a massive hit this time.
He called over all his women, ready to hand out immortal physiques tailored to each one's preferences!
Immortal physiques varied in tier and type—some boosted cultivation speed dramatically, while others were slower. But no matter what... an immortal physique was still an immortal physique!
"Feifei, look at you... your cultivation’s lagging. Been slacking lately? Take this Primordial Spirit Physique—it’s the most attuned to spiritual energy. Just breathing will boost your strength, no cultivation techniques needed!"
Jiang Che took Gu Lingfei’s hand and spent 500 million points to upgrade her physique.
"W-wait, I don’t even need to cultivate?" Gu Lingfei covered her mouth, torn between laughter and tears.
This was practically being spoon-fed by Jiang Che.
"The Primordial Spirit Physique doesn’t require it. It’s even rarer than my Chaos Immortal Physique..."
After receiving the physique, Gu Lingfei underwent a heaven-shaking transformation. Her beauty became more refined, almost regal, as if she carried the bearing of an empress.
A faint trace of a future female emperor emerged!
"Ningxue, what kind of physique do you want? Take your pick—there are over a hundred options!"
Ji Ningxue waved her hand. "I... I don’t need one."
"Nonsense!"
"Uh... then I’ll take the same as Feifei, the Primordial Spirit Physique." Ji Ningxue didn’t really understand immortal physiques, but following the trend seemed safe!
"No way. Every woman of mine is unique—no duplicate physiques!"
See? No wonder Jiang Che could run a harem. Not only was he generous, but his sweet talk was next-level. What woman wouldn’t swoon?
"Here, take the Aqua Spirit Physique instead!"
Next, Jiang Che turned to Bai Qiangwei. Since she already had the Innate Melody Saint Physique, attuned to the Dao of Music, her immortal physique had to match.
"The Nine-Tune String Physique! Perfect for you!"
"Hehe, thanks, hubby Jiang Che~~~" Bai Qiangwei giggled sweetly. She’d take anything he gave her.
"Bai Jie, you—" Before Jiang Che could finish, Bai Jie cut in.
"Jiang Che, I want the Lunar Yin Physique!"
"......"
Cough, the Lunar Yin Physique!
Jiang Che’s lips twitched. Did she think he didn’t know what she was scheming?
The Lunar Yin Physique was no ordinary physique—it was the ultimate seductress physique, the number one dual cultivation furnace in the Nine Heavens. If he gave it to Bai Jie... his Solar Saint Physique would be utterly overwhelmed. He’d be crawling out on his hands and knees!
Young Master Jiang was a man of unparalleled prowess, far too proud to let himself be reduced to such a state!
"Pick another one! Actually, never mind—I’m giving you the Frostflame Physique instead. Cool down that dirty mind of yours!"
Without hesitation, Jiang Che slapped the Frostflame Physique onto Bai Jie.
An ice-aligned physique would drastically suppress her... overwhelming urges.
Bai Jie: "......"
[Wuwuwu, you jerk, I don’t like you anymore!]
This was the first time she’d ever resented Jiang Che in her heart.
Of course, Jiang Che paid no attention to her petty grievances.
Expecting a nympho to turn bitter over love? With some naive romantics, maybe. But with a playboy like Jiang Che? Not a chance.
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Celestial Fox Physique,’ points deducted: 300 million]
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Heavenly Demon Physique,’ points deducted: 280 million]
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Ascendant Feather Physique,’ points deducted: 400 million]
Watching his points drain like crazy, Jiang Che couldn’t help but feel the sting.
He was fair to all—even Huangdoufen, the airheaded catgirl who only cared about fish snacks, got a Celestial Fox Physique.
A dozen girls later, Jiang Che had blown 4.6 billion points.
[Host’s remaining points: 700 million...]
Unbearable. This financial black hole had to be plugged—NOW.
"Jiang Ruoxu!!! Get your ass live-streaming right now!"
......
Jiang Che cracked the whip on Jiang Ruoxu.
Right now, this little cash cow was the easiest way to farm points.
Good thing Jiang Che had spent 50 million to unlock the Nine Heavens livestream feature for him.
The more viewers Jiang Ruoxu had, the more "Flex Points" he earned—and the more points Jiang Che gained.
For example, with a current audience of 100 billion, a single stream could net millions in Flex Points, translating to tens of millions for Jiang Che.
But if the viewership hit trillions? Even with diminishing returns, the points would still break a billion!
"Hehe, don’t worry, bro. I’ve already spread the word—the Nine Heavens network is buzzing with skeptics!"
Jiang Ruoxu grinned. "I announced that a massive secret realm is about to emerge, and I’ll be livestreaming the whole exploration. Just wait—viewers won’t dip below a trillion!"
Stick with Jiang Che, and you’d eat well!
Lately, he’d been running out of ideas, just trash-talking other geniuses on stream, flexing his Quasi-Immortal Physique.
Now, Jiang Che had handed him a new genre: Adventure Flexing!
"Good! I’ll make an appearance too. Just follow me and stream—no fighting allowed."
Jiang Ruoxu was baffled. No fighting? Then how was he supposed to earn Flex Points?
"Just watch and learn. With your amateur flexing skills, no wonder you barely scrape by."
Jiang Ruoxu nodded. True... Jiang Che rarely flexed, but when he did, the sheer class was impossible to replicate.
"You’re right, bro. My flexes always feel forced—not smooth at all!"
......
Jiang Che sighed. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine he, the behind-the-scenes boss, would have to step into the spotlight.
But desperate times called for desperate measures. The company’s funds were running low.
He wasn’t keen on scamming the Jiang family elders again—at least not until he figured out a fresh angle.
"Bro... where exactly is this secret realm? It’s not actually created by an emperor, is it?" Jiang Ruoxu rubbed his hands eagerly.
"Patience. It’s almost ready." Jiang Che closed his eyes lightly.
Special effects—activate!
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
