[Ding! Host screwed himself over, gained 50 million "Screw-Up Points"]
Well well, Young Master Jiang is ruthless enough to even screw himself over!
Jiang Che took a massive hit this time.
He called over all his women, ready to hand out immortal physiques tailored to each one's preferences!
Immortal physiques varied in tier and type—some boosted cultivation speed dramatically, while others were slower. But no matter what... an immortal physique was still an immortal physique!
"Feifei, look at you... your cultivation’s lagging. Been slacking lately? Take this Primordial Spirit Physique—it’s the most attuned to spiritual energy. Just breathing will boost your strength, no cultivation techniques needed!"
Jiang Che took Gu Lingfei’s hand and spent 500 million points to upgrade her physique.
"W-wait, I don’t even need to cultivate?" Gu Lingfei covered her mouth, torn between laughter and tears.
This was practically being spoon-fed by Jiang Che.
"The Primordial Spirit Physique doesn’t require it. It’s even rarer than my Chaos Immortal Physique..."
After receiving the physique, Gu Lingfei underwent a heaven-shaking transformation. Her beauty became more refined, almost regal, as if she carried the bearing of an empress.
A faint trace of a future female emperor emerged!
"Ningxue, what kind of physique do you want? Take your pick—there are over a hundred options!"
Ji Ningxue waved her hand. "I... I don’t need one."
"Nonsense!"
"Uh... then I’ll take the same as Feifei, the Primordial Spirit Physique." Ji Ningxue didn’t really understand immortal physiques, but following the trend seemed safe!
"No way. Every woman of mine is unique—no duplicate physiques!"
See? No wonder Jiang Che could run a harem. Not only was he generous, but his sweet talk was next-level. What woman wouldn’t swoon?
"Here, take the Aqua Spirit Physique instead!"
Next, Jiang Che turned to Bai Qiangwei. Since she already had the Innate Melody Saint Physique, attuned to the Dao of Music, her immortal physique had to match.
"The Nine-Tune String Physique! Perfect for you!"
"Hehe, thanks, hubby Jiang Che~~~" Bai Qiangwei giggled sweetly. She’d take anything he gave her.
"Bai Jie, you—" Before Jiang Che could finish, Bai Jie cut in.
"Jiang Che, I want the Lunar Yin Physique!"
"......"
Cough, the Lunar Yin Physique!
Jiang Che’s lips twitched. Did she think he didn’t know what she was scheming?
The Lunar Yin Physique was no ordinary physique—it was the ultimate seductress physique, the number one dual cultivation furnace in the Nine Heavens. If he gave it to Bai Jie... his Solar Saint Physique would be utterly overwhelmed. He’d be crawling out on his hands and knees!
Young Master Jiang was a man of unparalleled prowess, far too proud to let himself be reduced to such a state!
"Pick another one! Actually, never mind—I’m giving you the Frostflame Physique instead. Cool down that dirty mind of yours!"
Without hesitation, Jiang Che slapped the Frostflame Physique onto Bai Jie.
An ice-aligned physique would drastically suppress her... overwhelming urges.
Bai Jie: "......"
[Wuwuwu, you jerk, I don’t like you anymore!]
This was the first time she’d ever resented Jiang Che in her heart.
Of course, Jiang Che paid no attention to her petty grievances.
Expecting a nympho to turn bitter over love? With some naive romantics, maybe. But with a playboy like Jiang Che? Not a chance.
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Celestial Fox Physique,’ points deducted: 300 million]
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Heavenly Demon Physique,’ points deducted: 280 million]
[Ding! Host purchased ‘Ascendant Feather Physique,’ points deducted: 400 million]
Watching his points drain like crazy, Jiang Che couldn’t help but feel the sting.
He was fair to all—even Huangdoufen, the airheaded catgirl who only cared about fish snacks, got a Celestial Fox Physique.
A dozen girls later, Jiang Che had blown 4.6 billion points.
[Host’s remaining points: 700 million...]
Unbearable. This financial black hole had to be plugged—NOW.
"Jiang Ruoxu!!! Get your ass live-streaming right now!"
......
Jiang Che cracked the whip on Jiang Ruoxu.
Right now, this little cash cow was the easiest way to farm points.
Good thing Jiang Che had spent 50 million to unlock the Nine Heavens livestream feature for him.
The more viewers Jiang Ruoxu had, the more "Flex Points" he earned—and the more points Jiang Che gained.
For example, with a current audience of 100 billion, a single stream could net millions in Flex Points, translating to tens of millions for Jiang Che.
But if the viewership hit trillions? Even with diminishing returns, the points would still break a billion!
"Hehe, don’t worry, bro. I’ve already spread the word—the Nine Heavens network is buzzing with skeptics!"
Jiang Ruoxu grinned. "I announced that a massive secret realm is about to emerge, and I’ll be livestreaming the whole exploration. Just wait—viewers won’t dip below a trillion!"
Stick with Jiang Che, and you’d eat well!
Lately, he’d been running out of ideas, just trash-talking other geniuses on stream, flexing his Quasi-Immortal Physique.
Now, Jiang Che had handed him a new genre: Adventure Flexing!
"Good! I’ll make an appearance too. Just follow me and stream—no fighting allowed."
Jiang Ruoxu was baffled. No fighting? Then how was he supposed to earn Flex Points?
"Just watch and learn. With your amateur flexing skills, no wonder you barely scrape by."
Jiang Ruoxu nodded. True... Jiang Che rarely flexed, but when he did, the sheer class was impossible to replicate.
"You’re right, bro. My flexes always feel forced—not smooth at all!"
......
Jiang Che sighed. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine he, the behind-the-scenes boss, would have to step into the spotlight.
But desperate times called for desperate measures. The company’s funds were running low.
He wasn’t keen on scamming the Jiang family elders again—at least not until he figured out a fresh angle.
"Bro... where exactly is this secret realm? It’s not actually created by an emperor, is it?" Jiang Ruoxu rubbed his hands eagerly.
"Patience. It’s almost ready." Jiang Che closed his eyes lightly.
Special effects—activate!
u serious?" Chen Feng watched helplessly as his painstakingly trained disciple, fresh off a championship victory, publicly abandoned him. "You had your chance, but you didn’t appreciate it. Now, face the consequences of your choice!" Chen Feng possessed the "Master System," a treasure trove of supreme martial arts techniques, capable of molding ordinary individuals into peerless prodigies. "Legs like yours? A shame not to train in the Crippling Kick." "Ever heard of a palm strike that descends from the heavens?" "Auntie! I see extraordinary bone structure in you—a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand." The once-defiant senior disciple, now watching her juniors rise to fame one after another, dominating the internet, was consumed by endless regret.
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
