Only Lin Yu Gets Hurt... Again

“How are you planning to deal with him?”

Liu Tie rubbed his chin, curious.

When it came to messing with people, he had to admit defeat.

After all, this Fatty Wang was the kind of guy who would dare to... well, he wouldn’t even think of doing something like that to Lin Yu’s water bottle. Unless, of course, it was a hot chick.

Wang Zheng frowned, “I haven’t figured it out yet.”

Liu Tie chimed in, “What if we call the cops? Report him for illegal underground boxing?”

Wang Zheng couldn’t hold back and kicked him.

“Are you out of your mind?! This boxing arena is owned by my family. Am I crazy? Reporting myself? If my dad finds out, he’ll kill me!”

Liu Tie laughed awkwardly, realizing they were both pretty much brainless.

But luckily... they were enough to deal with a moron like Lin Yu.

“Anyway, we can’t let Lin Yu get away with showing off. We have to mess with him!”

Wang Zheng thought for a moment, then grinned wickedly.

“Lin Yu’s next match is against Xu Pojun, right? I heard Xu Pojun is a late-stage Dark Force expert, the previous champion. And Lin Yu? He’s just at the mid-stage. There’s no way he can beat Xu Pojun. Let’s just have Xu Pojun take care of him! Beat him to a pulp, hehe.”

Before Wang Zheng could finish, Liu Tie slapped him.

“Young Master Jiang told us to be extra careful. I think Xu Pojun might underestimate Lin Yu and get caught off guard. We need to pull out some big moves.”

“Go get Xu Pojun,” Wang Zheng waved his hand.

Soon, a burly man walked in, his face full of confidence.

Xu Pojun!

The king of Hangcheng’s underground boxing scene, with a record of 49 wins and 0 losses. Known for his impeccable winning streak, he was nicknamed ‘Big Treasure.’

Xu Pojun glanced at Wang Zheng and Liu Tie, his eyes still filled with disdain. As a late-stage Dark Force expert, he didn’t take these rich brats seriously. Sure, he was here to box, but it wasn’t like he relied on it for a living.

Wang Zheng and Liu Tie didn’t say much.

It was normal for a strong guy to have an attitude.

“Xu Ge, you confident about your next match against Lin Yu?”

Xu Pojun burst out laughing, "That skinny monkey? What, did he one-shot a Dark Force Perfected expert or something? He's just a mid-stage rookie. I could slap him to death with one hand!"

Liu Tie shook his head and patiently said, “Xu Ge, I know you’re confident, but I think Lin Yu might be a bit tricky. Here, take this bag of lime powder. If things don’t go your way, you can use it as a dirty trick.”

Xu Pojun’s face darkened.

“Are you doubting my skills?”

Liu Tie forced a smile and stuffed the lime powder into Xu Pojun’s pocket.

“Not doubting you, just playing it safe! It’s an anything-goes fight, so any dirty tricks are fair game. If you take him out in the ring, I’ll throw in an extra million afterward.”

Xu Pojun, though displeased, couldn’t resist the money.

Besides, it was just a bag of lime powder. No big deal.

Wang Zheng, feeling a bit uneasy, pulled out a small packet of powder from his pocket.

He patted the thigh of the sexy ring girl in his lap. “This is imported aphrodisiac. Use your charm to get Lin Yu to drink it.”

The ring girl pouted and sashayed away.

Wang Zheng and Liu Tie exchanged a look, both grinning wickedly.

...

“Tsk tsk tsk~ This drink from a beauty is just delicious!”

Lin Yu downed the beverage in one go, smacking his lips. The ring girl’s figure was absolutely explosive, almost making his eyeballs pop out.

Naturally, he didn’t suspect anything about the drink she handed him.

Soon, his match against Xu Pojun began.

Lin Yu, pumped up with adrenaline, didn’t feel any fear despite facing a late-stage Dark Force expert.

The two quickly clashed, and it was clear... Lin Yu was getting dominated.

But he was the protagonist, after all. Suddenly, he broke through on the spot!

“Hahaha... I’m now a late-stage Dark Force expert too!”

Lin Yu laughed loudly, but then something felt off.

The aphrodisiac kicked in!

A surge of heat flooded his body, concentrating in one particular area.

He was... fully aroused.

In an instant, everyone in the arena was stunned, including Xu Pojun, who was fighting him.

Damn... never seen someone get turned on while fighting.

Xu Pojun looked at Lin Yu with disgust. Was this guy some kind of masochist?

There were also quite a few women in the audience, bored rich wives looking for excitement.

“Ewww~~~ so small?”

“Tsk tsk, what a loser!”

“I was thinking of hiring him for a night, but now... what a waste!”

Lin Yu was dumbfounded. He couldn’t understand why this was happening, but at the same time, a stronger surge of heat flooded his body.

“Damn! I’ve been drugged!”

Lin Yu’s face changed. As a master of medicine, how could he not know what was happening to him?

“Hey, you still fighting or what? I see you’ve broken through. What kind of internal art are you practicing? Hahaha!”

Xu Pojun’s taunts were too much for Lin Yu to bear.

He erupted!

Forget it, just finish this quickly.

What makes a protagonist?

Being invincible at the same level!

Soon, Xu Pojun was getting dominated.

“Damn, how did he get so strong?”

Xu Pojun was knocked to the ground, and Lin Yu’s fists rained down on him.

Suddenly, Xu Pojun remembered something.

He frantically pulled out the bag of lime powder from his pocket, gritting his teeth.

This bastard, I’ll blind you.

“Swish!”

In an instant, the ring was filled with white smoke.

“Ah!!! My eyes!!!” Lin Yu screamed.

Xu Pojun seized the opportunity and scrambled to his feet.

As he stood up, he accidentally saw Lin Yu’s... well, you know. It seemed to mock him, igniting his fury.

Then, with a swift move, he went for the groin.

“Ohhh!!!”

Lin Yu screamed as he fell off the ring.

One hand covering his eyes, the other covering his crotch, he looked utterly miserable.

In an instant, the entire arena fell silent.

No one had expected the former champion to resort to such low tactics—throwing lime and a groin strike. Who could withstand that?

But after a moment of silence, the crowd erupted in cheers.

Most of them had bet on Xu Pojun, after all. Lin Yu was just a rookie, while Xu Pojun was the veteran champion!

And this was an anything-goes fight. Dirty tricks were allowed!

A world where only Lin Yu was hurt... once again achieved!

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