Someone once said that time is like water in a sponge—squeeze it, and you’ll always find some.
But at this moment, Jiang Che wanted to say: Stop squeezing! There’s really not a single drop left!
Dragging his exhausted body, Jiang Che walked out of Bai Jie’s place. He had spent three days with her, and by conventional logic... that should have been a romantic date.
But Bai Jie was different. She directly... Well, no use crying over spilled milk. Jiang Che felt like nothing more than a walking dairy cow.
Not long ago, Huangdoufen and Su Mianmian had also gone into heat... When catgirls were in heat, all they had to do was call Jiang Che over, but for him, the workload was immense.
He spent a full 20 days giving each girl individual attention—no mass gatherings, just intimate, honeymoon-like periods one by one.
If they wanted a private date, they went on a date. If they wanted to cultivate, they cultivated. If they wanted to indulge in food, they feasted for days. The approach was all about tailored pampering.
Thanks to time compression at four times the normal rate, those 20 days felt like 80—almost three months!
Where did all the time go? It was all spent accompanying the girls.
...
"Why hasn’t he come yet?"
At the outskirts of the Dragon Palace, a young girl from the Crimson Gold-Melting Python clan sat on a small stool, staring at the colossal palace.
She hadn’t forgotten the mission entrusted to her by the clan elders: assassinate Jiang Che!
In fact, ever since Jiang Che kidnapped Jia Ling’er, the elders of the Crimson Gold-Melting Python clan had been terrified. They tried to contact Chi Nai to call off the assassination, but they couldn’t reach her.
"No, I’ve waited over a month already. I need to finish this quickly!"
Chi Nai stood up from her stool, a fierce glint flashing in her eyes. She and Jiang Che shared an irreconcilable enmity!!!
According to her father, her two half-brothers, Chi Shi and Chi Fen, had both been killed by Jiang Che.
Though she had never met them—or even heard of them before... After all, snakes were lustful by nature, and her father had mated with countless females... laying hundreds of eggs at a time.
"I’ll go find him myself..."
Just as Chi Nai was about to move, she suddenly spotted a petite figure skipping past her.
The girl had twin pigtails and an adorable, innocent face, making even Chi Nai feel a flicker of fondness.
But soon, her eyes turned murderous. She recognized this little girl.
She was one of Jiang Che’s favorites—the one he doted on the most!
If she captured this girl and used her as leverage, she could lure Jiang Che close... and then strike with the Nirvana-tier artifact meant to kill him!
Yes, that was the plan!
Jiang Che was always elusive. How could she assassinate him if she couldn’t even get near him?
Thinking this, Chi Nai clenched her small fists.
This was her clan’s mission, and she had always been an obedient child.
...
Yu Wan’er was in high spirits because Jiang Che hadn’t been favoring those mermaids lately.
She’d rather he treated all the girls equally than show partiality to anyone.
"Hmph, you shameless playboy! One of these days, you’ll exhaust yourself to death!" Yu Wan’er gritted her teeth. Since she knew Jiang Che could read minds, she didn’t dare think such things—only vent in secret.
Once, her size-35 shoes had been forcibly stretched to size-38 by Jiang Che’s big feet, leaving her with near-psychological trauma.
Just then, a figure suddenly appeared behind her, pressing a cold dagger against her neck.
Yu Wan’er didn’t even have time to react.
"Don’t make a sound! Cooperate with me... and I won’t kill you!"
Chi Nai’s voice was icy, like a professional assassin’s.
Yu Wan’er’s eyes widened, but she wasn’t particularly scared.
For a moment, she even wondered if this was Jiang Che in disguise, playing some role-play game with her.
After all, who could possibly infiltrate the Dragon Palace?
It was like pulling out a gun in the Dragon Kingdom—no one would even feel threatened!
"Y-you... who are you? Please don’t kill me!!!" Yu Wan’er feigned terror.
Jiang Che had given her so many protective artifacts that her storage ring was nearly overflowing. She wasn’t afraid at all—if anyone tried to harm her, the artifacts would activate instantly.
Yu Wan’er’s little nose caught a whiff of the girl’s scent. This assassin was a young woman?
"You’re Jiang Che’s woman, aren’t you? Listen to me... take me to him, and I won’t hurt you. Otherwise..." Chi Nai’s voice was soft and childish, utterly lacking in menace.
Oh? She’s here for Jiang Che?
Yu Wan’er’s eyes sparkled with mischief as a devious idea formed.
"Waaah! Big sister... are you here to save me?" Yu Wan’er instantly switched expressions!
Chi Nai froze, loosening her grip on the dagger as she studied the girl half a head shorter than her.
Yu Wan’er slowly looked up, sizing up Chi Nai.
[Huh? Black-and-white hair? Slit pupils... She’s not as stunning as Jia Ling’er, but she’s still a solid 98. A bit taller than me, but still a beauty.]
[Looks like she’s here to assassinate Jiang Che. What if... I lead her to him? With his lustful nature, he’d definitely take her in.]
[Hmph, you perverted bastard, Jiang Che! Consider this a gift... another little wife for you. You’d better not stay mad at me!]
Yu Wan’er was still hung up on the time she disturbed Jiang Che’s sleep!
She felt her recent lack of favor was because she’d grown too spoiled and was now learning to reflect.
"You... aren’t Jiang Che’s woman?" Chi Nai remained wary.
Yu Wan’er’s face instantly crumpled with pitiful distress as she threw herself into Chi Nai’s arms. Though Chi Nai was only about five feet tall, her figure was far more developed than Yu Wan’er’s flat chest—at least a D-cup!
A youthful face with... ahem!
"Big sister, I’m not his woman! He kidnapped me! He... he... waaah!"
"He bullies me every day! He’s a monster! He hits me with a stick... it hurts so much!" Yu Wan’er turned on the waterworks, crying dramatically.
Chi Nai’s heart swelled with righteous fury as she watched the tearful girl.
What a scumbag!
She hadn’t felt strongly about assassinating Jiang Che before—she’d only heard he was lustful, not necessarily evil.
But now... killing him would be a service to the world!
"Don’t worry. I brought my clan’s ultimate weapon—this venomous dagger is forged from the fang of a Nirvana-tier elder. A single scratch, and even a Nirvana-stage expert will die within three breaths!"
Chi Nai confidently brandished the strange, razor-sharp dagger.
Yu Wan’er: "......"
This girl was so naive... She almost felt bad for her!
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
