Someone once said that time is like water in a sponge—squeeze it, and you’ll always find some.
But at this moment, Jiang Che wanted to say: Stop squeezing! There’s really not a single drop left!
Dragging his exhausted body, Jiang Che walked out of Bai Jie’s place. He had spent three days with her, and by conventional logic... that should have been a romantic date.
But Bai Jie was different. She directly... Well, no use crying over spilled milk. Jiang Che felt like nothing more than a walking dairy cow.
Not long ago, Huangdoufen and Su Mianmian had also gone into heat... When catgirls were in heat, all they had to do was call Jiang Che over, but for him, the workload was immense.
He spent a full 20 days giving each girl individual attention—no mass gatherings, just intimate, honeymoon-like periods one by one.
If they wanted a private date, they went on a date. If they wanted to cultivate, they cultivated. If they wanted to indulge in food, they feasted for days. The approach was all about tailored pampering.
Thanks to time compression at four times the normal rate, those 20 days felt like 80—almost three months!
Where did all the time go? It was all spent accompanying the girls.
...
"Why hasn’t he come yet?"
At the outskirts of the Dragon Palace, a young girl from the Crimson Gold-Melting Python clan sat on a small stool, staring at the colossal palace.
She hadn’t forgotten the mission entrusted to her by the clan elders: assassinate Jiang Che!
In fact, ever since Jiang Che kidnapped Jia Ling’er, the elders of the Crimson Gold-Melting Python clan had been terrified. They tried to contact Chi Nai to call off the assassination, but they couldn’t reach her.
"No, I’ve waited over a month already. I need to finish this quickly!"
Chi Nai stood up from her stool, a fierce glint flashing in her eyes. She and Jiang Che shared an irreconcilable enmity!!!
According to her father, her two half-brothers, Chi Shi and Chi Fen, had both been killed by Jiang Che.
Though she had never met them—or even heard of them before... After all, snakes were lustful by nature, and her father had mated with countless females... laying hundreds of eggs at a time.
"I’ll go find him myself..."
Just as Chi Nai was about to move, she suddenly spotted a petite figure skipping past her.
The girl had twin pigtails and an adorable, innocent face, making even Chi Nai feel a flicker of fondness.
But soon, her eyes turned murderous. She recognized this little girl.
She was one of Jiang Che’s favorites—the one he doted on the most!
If she captured this girl and used her as leverage, she could lure Jiang Che close... and then strike with the Nirvana-tier artifact meant to kill him!
Yes, that was the plan!
Jiang Che was always elusive. How could she assassinate him if she couldn’t even get near him?
Thinking this, Chi Nai clenched her small fists.
This was her clan’s mission, and she had always been an obedient child.
...
Yu Wan’er was in high spirits because Jiang Che hadn’t been favoring those mermaids lately.
She’d rather he treated all the girls equally than show partiality to anyone.
"Hmph, you shameless playboy! One of these days, you’ll exhaust yourself to death!" Yu Wan’er gritted her teeth. Since she knew Jiang Che could read minds, she didn’t dare think such things—only vent in secret.
Once, her size-35 shoes had been forcibly stretched to size-38 by Jiang Che’s big feet, leaving her with near-psychological trauma.
Just then, a figure suddenly appeared behind her, pressing a cold dagger against her neck.
Yu Wan’er didn’t even have time to react.
"Don’t make a sound! Cooperate with me... and I won’t kill you!"
Chi Nai’s voice was icy, like a professional assassin’s.
Yu Wan’er’s eyes widened, but she wasn’t particularly scared.
For a moment, she even wondered if this was Jiang Che in disguise, playing some role-play game with her.
After all, who could possibly infiltrate the Dragon Palace?
It was like pulling out a gun in the Dragon Kingdom—no one would even feel threatened!
"Y-you... who are you? Please don’t kill me!!!" Yu Wan’er feigned terror.
Jiang Che had given her so many protective artifacts that her storage ring was nearly overflowing. She wasn’t afraid at all—if anyone tried to harm her, the artifacts would activate instantly.
Yu Wan’er’s little nose caught a whiff of the girl’s scent. This assassin was a young woman?
"You’re Jiang Che’s woman, aren’t you? Listen to me... take me to him, and I won’t hurt you. Otherwise..." Chi Nai’s voice was soft and childish, utterly lacking in menace.
Oh? She’s here for Jiang Che?
Yu Wan’er’s eyes sparkled with mischief as a devious idea formed.
"Waaah! Big sister... are you here to save me?" Yu Wan’er instantly switched expressions!
Chi Nai froze, loosening her grip on the dagger as she studied the girl half a head shorter than her.
Yu Wan’er slowly looked up, sizing up Chi Nai.
[Huh? Black-and-white hair? Slit pupils... She’s not as stunning as Jia Ling’er, but she’s still a solid 98. A bit taller than me, but still a beauty.]
[Looks like she’s here to assassinate Jiang Che. What if... I lead her to him? With his lustful nature, he’d definitely take her in.]
[Hmph, you perverted bastard, Jiang Che! Consider this a gift... another little wife for you. You’d better not stay mad at me!]
Yu Wan’er was still hung up on the time she disturbed Jiang Che’s sleep!
She felt her recent lack of favor was because she’d grown too spoiled and was now learning to reflect.
"You... aren’t Jiang Che’s woman?" Chi Nai remained wary.
Yu Wan’er’s face instantly crumpled with pitiful distress as she threw herself into Chi Nai’s arms. Though Chi Nai was only about five feet tall, her figure was far more developed than Yu Wan’er’s flat chest—at least a D-cup!
A youthful face with... ahem!
"Big sister, I’m not his woman! He kidnapped me! He... he... waaah!"
"He bullies me every day! He’s a monster! He hits me with a stick... it hurts so much!" Yu Wan’er turned on the waterworks, crying dramatically.
Chi Nai’s heart swelled with righteous fury as she watched the tearful girl.
What a scumbag!
She hadn’t felt strongly about assassinating Jiang Che before—she’d only heard he was lustful, not necessarily evil.
But now... killing him would be a service to the world!
"Don’t worry. I brought my clan’s ultimate weapon—this venomous dagger is forged from the fang of a Nirvana-tier elder. A single scratch, and even a Nirvana-stage expert will die within three breaths!"
Chi Nai confidently brandished the strange, razor-sharp dagger.
Yu Wan’er: "......"
This girl was so naive... She almost felt bad for her!
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