"Jiang... Jiang Che, that Ten-Aperture Exquisite Heart you gave me last time..."
Shen Yu hesitated, her words trailing off.
"What about it? Was it useful?"
"Very. Especially for formations—it allows ten simultaneous mental processes, speeding up inscription by more than tenfold."
"Good to hear." Jiang Che flashed a carefree smile and wrapped his arm around Shen Yu’s slender waist.
"I... I have a request. Could you... give me another Ten-Aperture Exquisite Heart? I... I want one for the baby."
Shen Yu stammered, her usually aloof demeanor breaking as she made her first-ever plea.
"Oh? Since when do you come begging to me?" Jiang Che was genuinely surprised.
He never imagined Shen Yu would ask for something for their unborn child.
Motherly love!
This girl, born emotionally detached, was now nurturing maternal instincts. Didn’t that mean she’d soon fall for him too?
Jiang Che really was a genius—this child was his ultimate trump card!
Kid, once I win over your mom, there’s nothing in this world I won’t get for you.
"This is maternal love. I can feel it clearly—a bond transcending the physical. I even tested it myself! Even when my soul left my body, I still worried about the baby."
"Perhaps it’s not just maternal love. All human emotions seem to exist beyond mere hormonal reactions."
"Now that I’ve developed this love for the child, I’m also gradually starting to love you."
Shen Yu spoke with deadpan seriousness, her pregnant belly prominent as she pulled out a chart.
"This is a linear graph tracking my emotional fluctuations toward you. It shows a directly proportional upward trend. Projections indicate I’ll fully fall for you in... ten thousand years."
Jiang Che: "..."
Ten thousand years? And she made a spreadsheet? Who the hell quantifies romance this meticulously?!
Then again, ten millennia was both an eternity and the blink of an eye.
With his grasp on immortality, it was nothing more than a fleeting moment.
"Of course, after the baby is born, new variables may affect our relationship—nursing, teaching, watching them grow up..."
"Factoring those in, my projected timeline for loving you drops to between 2,000 and 2,500 years."
"Professor Shen, enough with the calculations! My head’s spinning!"
Jiang Che couldn’t take it anymore.
Shen Yu picked up her blueprint titled A Ten-Millennia Plan to Fall for Jiang Che.
Admittedly, the title had a weirdly poetic ring to it.
She pointed to a marked entry:
[Request child-enhancing treasures from Jiang Che—estimated +5 Love Points.]
???
Self-guided romance? No system, just DIY emotional progression? How does that even work?!
"I’m out of Ten-Aperture Exquisite Hearts!" Jiang Che snapped.
"Oh. Then my timeline extends by five years..." Shen Yu scribbled a small 'X' on her chart.
Pfft—
If this were Mo Lianxing, I’d think she was blackmailing me!
But he knew Shen Yu’s personality—this was just how she operated.
"No Ten-Aperture Hearts, but I’ve got other treasures!" Jiang Che felt like she’d be the death of him.
"Chaos Immortal Physique! Void Immortal Physique! Six Paths Reincarnation Physique! Fate Immortal Physique... All 108 supreme physiques are in my collection! And how about a Supreme Bone? Or Supreme Pupils? Just pick—I’ll mix three immortal bloodlines for the baby, deal?"
Jiang Che had come precisely to forge an unparalleled physique for the child. Infusing these before birth ensured perfect fusion—and would even grant Shen Yu traces of their power.
"Oh~"
Shen Yu added +10 Affection Points in her notebook.
"You’re unbelievable..."
Whatever. No point arguing with her. With her emotional numbness, she’d stay calm while I rage myself to death.
"Chaos Immortal Physique—one for the baby!"
Ding! 500 million points spent.
"How about a Supreme Bone? Born a supreme being, innately wielding supreme runes."
Ding! 200 million points spent.
"Fate Immortal Physique—what do you think, Shen Yu? This is the rarest in my system. Cost me 1 billion points—I couldn’t even bring myself to buy it for me!"
Ding! 1 billion points spent.
After a whirlwind shopping spree, Young Master Jiang had blown 2.2 billion system points.
[System, round it down to 2 billion?]
[...]
[Ding! Host successfully spends 2 billion points on immortal physiques...]
[Ding! Host scams the system, gains 500 million points.]
Not bad—a steep discount.
...
The Chaos Immortal Physique, Supreme Bone, Fate Immortal Physique, and assorted divine blessings—any one of these would rank a cultivator among the top ten prodigies across the Nine Heavens.
But what happens when they all converge in one unborn child?
Absolute pandemonium.
Chu Yuan, with just the Chaos Immortal Physique, had become a Chosen One of Heaven.
[Jiang Che!!! I’ll bear your child—please, give me one!!!]
From the soul-nurturing ring, Mo Lianxing’s voice shrieked with envy.
This is insane! I knew he was hiding more trump cards!
Compared to these physiques, those "premium spirit stones" she’d traded her virtue for were utter trash!
"Shut it!" Jiang Che barked.
Dropping over 2 billion points on his firstborn made his paternal heart bleed.
[Wuuu... Jiang Che, if I got pregnant, would you spoil me like this too?]
"Sure—if you can even conceive!" he taunted.
Mainly, he couldn’t set this precedent. Once started, there’d be no end—his household would soon teem with children like a rabbit warren.
[Hmph! Just you wait—one day I’ll sneak your essence when you’re drunk...]
Jiang Che: "..."
What kind of shameless threat is that?!
His gaze returned to Shen Yu’s belly, where the baby kicked energetically.
"Tch... Let your old man grant you destiny’s favor!"
With a wave, he channeled the essences of Chaos, Fate, and the Supreme Bone into Shen Yu’s womb.
Instantly, terrifying phenomena erupted across the Dragon Palace!
BOOM!!!
Multicolored auroras morphed into dragons and phoenixes, swirling around Shen Yu as celestial harmonies shook the Nine Provinces.
Most shocking of all—her belly became a black hole, voraciously devouring the surrounding spiritual energy!
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
