"Pah! You old fossil still have the nerve to say that? With your mediocre talent... if you hadn’t lucked out and bound that quasi-Heavenly Dao 'Many Children, Many Blessings' system, could you have ever become an Emperor? Now the Jiang Family’s spirit stone resources are nearly exhausted by your horde of descendants!"
"I call bullshit! I’ve never taken a single resource from the Jiang Family! Don’t you dare slander me!"
"Ahem... When you’re old, you just like to admire fragrant and alluring things... It’s all just for the eyes."
"Pah! Your 1,009th concubine just gave birth to another son last month..."
Watching the heated argument, Jiang Che quietly exited the group chat.
Listening to these Jiang Family Emperors bicker, he couldn’t help but feel a bit embarrassed. He had thought himself quite the playboy, but... these ancestral Emperors were on another level entirely.
Turns out, being a womanizer wasn’t his true nature—it was inherited! It had nothing to do with Jiang Che himself!
He was merely upholding the fine traditions passed down by his ancestors.
Noticing Jiang Che’s departure, the Jiang Family Emperors exchanged glances and chuckled. But soon, their expressions turned grave.
"This time, we’ve thoroughly offended the Jialan Clan. That Jialan Empress will probably emerge from seclusion soon—Jia Ling’er is her most doted-upon daughter..."
The royal bloodline of the Jialan Clan had always demanded purity. Each generation’s queen reproduced asexually to birth the next princess. Currently, Jia Ling’er was the only princess. And given Jiang Che’s character... that little mermaid would likely be devoured tonight.
"No choice. We’ll have to prepare in advance. Notify the other Emperors in the clan, as well as our Jiang Family’s prodigies... Oh, and recall that one."
"Reporting to the Ancestor, she recently entered a forbidden trial ground and is currently undergoing her seventh Nirvana Rebirth... She’ll be fine."
"Hmm... She’s a true immortal descendant, sealed away for 100,000 years. In terms of seniority... even I would have to call her Ancestor!" The hunched-back elder spoke, his eyes filled with melancholy.
100,000 years ago, a top-tier Three Tribulation True Immortal of the Jiang Family gave birth to a daughter with an immortal spiritual root.
Later, that immortal ancestor foresaw that the Jiang Family would face annihilation in the golden age 100,000 years hence. Thus, she sealed her own daughter away, even bestowing an immortal artifact for protection.
If not for Jiang Che, this true immortal descendant with an immortal spiritual root would have been their ultimate trump card. But who could’ve predicted that the immortal ancestor’s calculations would be off? The Jiang Family had actually birthed a dual-immortal physique successor in the mortal realm!
"By the way, she’s heard rumors of Jiang Che’s immortal physique and has been quite interested in him..."
Jiang Hong shook his head with a smile. "Her talent is also monstrous—ranked third on the Heavenly Pride List 100,000 years ago. But that kid has the recognition of the Ancient Heavenly Court, plus his dual-immortal physique... An immortal spiritual root might not be enough to suppress him."
Just then, an Emperor who wished to remain anonymous suddenly spoke up. "Oh, and she’s also breathtakingly beautiful—skin like snow, bones like jade. Given Jiang Che’s... tendencies... what if... Damn it, wouldn’t that mess up the family hierarchy?"
The other Emperors: "......"
...
Nine Heavens, Jialan Clan.
"Outrageous! Absolutely outrageous!!!"
"That Jiang Family dares to shield their descendant like this, even allowing him to defile our princess! Do they think the Jialan Clan is made of pushovers?"
"What? Are you serious? Dual-immortal physique? That bastard even has the Void Immortal Physique?!"
"Absolutely true. Though it was just a projected illusion, it was unmistakably the Void Immortal Physique. It’s precisely because Jiang Che revealed his dual-immortal physique that the Jiang Family is shielding him so blatantly. Hurry and summon Her Majesty! Any later... and the princess’s purity will be lost!"
"No! The Empress must not emerge now! She’s on the verge of ascending to immortality—she cannot be disturbed! And not a whisper of this can reach her... We’ll have to summon the other clan elders. We must find a way to intervene in the lower realm and rescue the princess..."
...
As the Jialan Clan feared, Jia Ling’er’s situation was far from ideal.
Even without the Immortal-Binding Rope restraining her, she was no match for Jiang Che.
Though Jiang Che had only recently stepped into the Divine Transformation Realm, with the boost from his dual-immortal physique and other buffs, he could easily suppress Jia Ling’er—who was at the peak of Divine Transformation—without even relying on system item cards.
"Let me go! Even if you defile me... my mother will avenge me! She’ll grind your bones to dust!"
Jia Ling’er, trapped in Jiang Che’s embrace, shouted angrily—though her voice lacked conviction. Right now, she was nothing more than a fish on the chopping block.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Your Highness... Tell me, what part of this young master isn’t worthy of you? In terms of talent... is your so-called ‘Mermaid Immortal Bloodline’ any match for my dual-immortal physique? And I condensed an Immortal’s Mark at the Divine Transformation Realm—what about you, Princess?"
Jiang Che grinned, giving Jia Ling’er’s mermaid tail a firm pat. The texture was surprisingly pleasant—sometimes, swapping jade-like legs for something different was refreshing.
"M-Mid-grade Emperor Martial Mark!" Jia Ling’er muttered, her confidence crumbling.
Once, condensing an Emperor Martial Mark had been a point of pride. Now, it felt like a brand of shame.
"Hah! Mid-grade Emperor Martial Mark? That’s it? I thought you were some kind of genius!"
Jiang Che’s laughter shattered Jia Ling’er’s remaining dignity.
"You... Don’t get cocky! Talent doesn’t change the fact that you’re scum. The heavens must be blind to grant someone like you such gifts!"
"Go on, keep insulting me. This young master loves hearing beauties curse—it’s like celestial music~~~"
Jiang Che closed his eyes, savoring every word.
Jia Ling’er: "......"
How could anyone be this shameless?
Jiang Che wasn’t in a hurry to "devour" the tsundere princess. Instead, his gaze drifted to the five other mermaids who had descended with her.
Under the scrutiny of this demonic playboy, the mermaids huddled together in fear.
"You, come here." Jiang Che crooked a finger.
Truth be told, these five mermaids were each stunning in their own way. Though none matched Jia Ling’er’s royal aura, their looks were no less impressive—each scoring at least a 95 on Jiang Che’s beauty scale.
The young master was very pleased.
"Greetings, Young Master Jiang!" The leading mermaid, a mature beauty, bowed slightly—revealing a jaw-dropping figure.
The other four followed suit. The one at the back, Qing’er, was still sniffling, clearly terrified.
"Good, good. What’s your name?" Jiang Che kept Jia Ling’er pinned with one arm while pulling the voluptuous mermaid closer with the other.
Blushing, the mermaid quickly composed herself and leaned against Jiang Che’s shoulder. "I’m Jia Xue’er. You can call me Xue’er."
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
