Simple Cursing, Ultimate Enjoyment

Jiang Che had pretty much figured out what Lin Yu was thinking right now.

As long as he didn't take the initiative to attack Lin Yu, the guy would definitely be cautious... and wouldn't dare to make a move on him!

After all, Lin Yu still wanted to pick up girls on campus.

If he got into a fight with him... no one could protect him!

So Jiang Che went all out with his trash talk—

"Bro, I get it... being ugly isn't your fault, it's God's bad mood~"

Lies aren't the sharpest knives, the truth is the swiftest blade!

Jiang Che's words were like a sharp dagger stabbing right into Lin Yu's heart.

Looks...

Jiang Che was voted the school hunk, so his appearance goes without saying... he was like a jade-faced, bright-eyed prince, a secret crush for many girls at Shilan School.

Compared to Jiang Che, Lin Yu was the kind of guy you wouldn't even notice in a crowd.

"You—"

Lin Yu was so angry his shoulders were shaking, slamming his palm down on the table so hard it almost broke.

"Come on, hit me?"

Jiang Che was banking on the fact that this guy wouldn't dare to punch him first, dancing right on the edge of Lin Yu's breaking point.

Lin Yu raised his hand ready to strike.

"Hit me? You can't do it!"

"Or how about you just curse me out? You can't even open your mouth!"

Jiang Che had Lin Yu so worked up his scalp was tingling, his clenched fist hovering in mid-air.

His facial muscles were twitching wildly.

Seeing Jiang Che's smug expression, he really wanted to throw a punch!

But Jiang Che's words made him realize something—was this guy trying to provoke him on purpose?

If he hit him, he'd get expelled!

Ha... nice try, but I'm not falling for it!

Thinking he had it all figured out, Lin Yu slowly lowered his fist, trying to suppress the rage boiling inside him.

He pointed at Ye Mengyao beside him, "I don't want to let a pretty girl see violence, I'll let you off the hook today."

Ye Mengyao, pointed at by him, frowned deeply—this Lin Yu really annoyed her.

Jiang Che was speechless, like, who gets it?

Today he ran into a shrimp-headed guy—

It was Lin Yu who started the trouble first, and now he's trying to act cool?

"No, buddy, you got brain damage? I was just sitting here, it was you who came looking for trouble?"

"You just want to get closer to Ye Mengyao and her friends, right? I'm a guy too, I can tell what you're thinking."

"Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself, you look like a joke, what kind of toad are you..."

Simple trash talk, ultimate enjoyment!

Judging from Lin Yu's murderous expression, it seemed he had successfully enraged him.

"You—"

Lin Yu's fists were clenched.

"Pfft—"

Ye Mengyao actually covered her mouth and laughed?

Not just her, many students in the classroom were holding back laughter.

They looked at him like he was a clown.

Ye Mengyao's beautiful eyes glanced at Jiang Che—how come she never noticed before that Jiang Che had such an interesting side?

And that tone of his earlier... was he jealous?

Definitely, seeing Lin Yu trying to sit next to her, he was jealous!

"Hmph~" Ye Mengyao lightly bit her thin lip.

She didn't know what she was thinking, but clearly... her mood had improved.

Little loli Yu Wan'er was gritting her teeth, secretly cursing, "Why didn't he just beat the crap out of that jerk? This Lin Yu is clearly just a loudmouth loser."

When Lin Yu saw Ye Mengyao covering her mouth and laughing, he was momentarily dazed.

So beautiful—

His lecherous expression immediately drew the ire of many in the class.

"Lin Yu! There's a small table by the trash can, go sit there!"

Teacher Zhu Yong was already a snob, between the son of a tycoon and a poor student who was arrogant from the start... even a fool knew who to side with.

"You—"

Lin Yu glanced at the table by the trash can, which was also missing a leg...

Making him sit there?

Not a chance!

"Hmph... and you call yourself a teacher? Blind as a bat!"

Zhu Yong glared, "What did you say? Insulting a teacher... believe it or not, I'll expel you?"

Lin Yu clenched his fists tightly, but then had a flash of inspiration, "You're just a teacher, not the dean or the principal, what right do you have to expel me?"

His words caused a burst of laughter in the classroom.

Even Jiang Che couldn't hold it in.

Zhu Yong felt his authority was being challenged, "I am the dean!"

Lin Yu: "......"

"Go write a ten-thousand-word self-criticism, hand it in tomorrow!

"Or else, you're waiting to be expelled!"

Lin Yu was grinding his teeth in anger, but had no choice but to comply, walking over to the table by the trash can... and sat down.

His eyes never left Ye Mengyao, constantly fantasizing about getting a bit flirty with this beauty.

As for the teacher's lecture? As a master who came down from the mountain, his academic performance was naturally excellent, no need to listen to the lessons to get good grades.

...

【Ding! Congratulations on completing the selection, you've earned the reward 'All Subject Knowledge Points'】

【Ding! Bonus reward triggered! You've additionally earned the reward 'All Attributes +5'】

A bonus reward triggered, all attributes +5?

How delightful!

"System, allocate points!"

【Ding! Strengthening successful—】

In an instant, a powerful force surged into Jiang Che's body, not just strength, but intelligence, speed, and even charm were enhanced significantly.

...

After yesterday's incident, Ye Mengyao's perception of Jiang Che seemed to have changed a bit.

She would sneak glances at Jiang Che from time to time, then widen her eyes.

It was hard to believe, she blinked a couple more times.

Jiang Che seemed to have gotten even more handsome?

The girl nudged Yu Wan'er beside her with her elbow, "Wan'er, Wan'er, take a look... has Jiang Che gotten a bit more handsome?"

Yu Wan'er was already annoyed every time she heard Jiang Che's name, but she still looked over.

Although she hated Jiang Che, she had to admit... he was indeed very handsome, but so what? He was just a pretty face with nothing inside.

"Yao Yao, aren't you the most hateful towards Jiang Che?"

Yu Wan'er's words completely shut Ye Mengyao up—she had indeed disliked Jiang Che before... disliked his personality, and his advances, the image of a playboy made her feel repulsed.

Being pursued by such a man... even made her feel scared.

But for some reason.... Jiang Che now seemed like a completely different person.

That Lin Yu had been so provoking earlier, and if it were Jiang Che's usual self, he probably would have rolled up his sleeves to fight.

Ye Mengyao propped her cheek with her hand and whispered, "Don't you feel like Jiang Che has become more interesting?"

"No!" Yu Wan'er was internally cursing.

She now wanted to kill Jiang Che, who would think he was interesting.

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