The Mortal Realm.
Within the Dragon Palace.
Jiang Che set up a large pot, skinned and deboned Chi Fen’s corpse, then tossed it inside. Alongside various rare spiritual herbs and precious ingredients, he brewed a pot of snake stew. As for the snake’s gallbladder, he refined it directly.
The gallbladder of the Crimson Flame Gold-Devouring Serpent clan carried an extreme yang attribute, and as it belonged to a cultivator at the Divine Passage realm, its potency was overwhelming—even Jiang Che struggled to handle it. It took an entire day of dual cultivation with Yu Wan'er to fully refine the gallbladder’s energy.
The aftereffects were a bit too intense.
Though for Yu Wan'er, it was probably downright miserable.
Despite her delicate and tender appearance, after becoming an immortal cultivator, her resilience had grown considerably. While she still wore size 38 shoes, their quality had upgraded from straw sandals to durable rubber boots.
"Jiang... Jiang Che, you’re such a pervert! With so many girls at home already, you still have your eyes on the maidens of the Nine Heavens..."
In Jiang Che’s arms, Yu Wan'er pouted, muttering under her breath. She’d heard rumors—Jiang Che had taken an interest in some dragon girl and mermaid from the Nine Heavens, which instantly cranked her anxiety to the max.
"What’s wrong? Is the little vinegar jar tipping over again?" Jiang Che chuckled.
"Tch, you jerk. With so many beautiful fairies in the Nine Heavens... given your ‘love at first sight’ habit, you’ll probably end up marrying hundreds of them, won’t you?"
Her voice was soft, but the jealousy was unmistakable.
"Hundreds? Do you really think I’m some kind of stallion? Even a stallion couldn’t handle hundreds!" Jiang Che’s lips twitched.
Appreciating beauty was human nature, and yes, he did have some... thoughts about the fairies of different races in the Nine Heavens. But hundreds? Hell no!
"You disgusting pervert! I should’ve just castrated you the first time you bullied me!" Yu Wan'er burrowed under the blankets, baring her teeth, her eyes slightly red.
Despite her fierce words, her arms trembled faintly.
Facing unknown rivals from the Nine Heavens... she was terrified.
With mermaids, dragon girls, and snake spirits popping up, who knew if Jiang Che would lose interest? What if he forgot all about the girls from Earth?
"Tsk... you really wanna castrate me? Have you no regard for your own future happiness?"
"Besides... you think Bai Jie wouldn’t fight you to the death over that?"
For a split second, Jiang Che felt like she might actually try it. But with the protection of his ‘Harem King’ title and Yu Wan'er’s chick-like strength, it was impossible.
"Hmph! You pig!" The girl turned her face away, sulking—but soon, as if realizing her mistake, she rolled back and wrapped her arms around Jiang Che’s waist.
She... no longer had the confidence to act spoiled in front of him.
Jiang Che: "..."
Sigh... even Yu Wan'er, the little tsundere, was getting insecure. His other women must be even worse.
But Jiang Che could swear to the heavens—he hadn’t neglected any of them. Each got at least one night a week, plus occasional outings.
Though, with so many women... one-on-one time had dwindled.
"Whatever... Mom always said, ‘Marry a chicken, follow a chicken; marry a dog, follow a dog.’ I guess I married a damn corgi!"
Yu Wan'er mumbled, but a glimmer of tears shone in her eyes.
Wait... why are you crying now?
Jiang Che’s head throbbed. He’d rather she cursed at him—he couldn’t stand seeing girls cry.
"You... are you trying to force a playboy like me to reform?"
"Pfft, as if I’d dare! You’re the mighty Chaos Immortal Body, and I’m just some weak little girl." Her tone was dripping with sarcasm.
Jiang Che wanted to hang her up and spank her, but how could he bear to now?
Once, he’d prided himself as a playboy—flitting through flowers, leaving his mark on every petal—but never falling in love. With girls like Ye Mengyao and Qin Qiaoqiao, it was more like fondness than love.
A player like him didn’t deserve love.
But with Yu Wan'er... he wasn’t so sure.
Was his old captain’s ship about to capsize? Was he... falling in love?
But giving up all the fairies of the Nine Heavens for Yu Wan'er? That wasn’t the Jiang Che way.
Wise men avoid love; Brother Jiang stays winning!
He’d already seen pictures of the Dragon Princess—absolutely peerless! And the Mermaid Queen? Damn, those assets were blinding! Ahem...
"Wan'er, let’s negotiate, okay?"
Jiang Che pulled her into his arms. She squirmed briefly before settling, nestling against him.
"Negotiate what?"
"Even if I... might pursue some fairies in the Nine Heavens later, I promise it won’t be many. At most... thirty. Deal?"
Yu Wan'er: "..."
"Ha! Then go live with your thirty fairies. Don’t come looking for me or Mengyao-jie anymore..."
"Twenty then! That’s my final offer! The legends of Brother Jiang have already reached the Nine Heavens! When I get there—"
"Ten! Not a single one more!" Yu Wan'er actually countered.
"Ten?! I’ve already got my eyes on more than that! Eighteen!"
"Twelve!"
"Sixteen!"
"Fourteen!"
"Fifteen!"
"Deal!"
After their masterful haggling, Yu Wan'er reluctantly indulged his philandering.
"Tsk tsk, only fifteen girls in the Nine Heavens? Better make sure they’re all top-tier beauties from the rankings..."
Yu Wan'er sighed, pitying the fairies on the list.
Once Jiang Che set his sights on them, their fates were sealed.
Jiang Che smirked, dropping the subject.
He wasn’t some henpecked husband—that whole debate was just banter.
Yu Wan'er had only mentioned "fairies of the Nine Heavens." Those who descended to the mortal realm? Well, they wouldn’t count, right?
"Jiang Che, get away from me. I’m going to sleep!"
"Wan'er, you know... after refining that gallbladder, I’ve got serpent venom in me. I can’t expel it alone..."
"Pfft. I’ve heard of sucking out venom, but never ‘expelling’ it like this. Shameless."
"Wan'er... you wouldn’t want your husband to die of poisoning, would you?"
"..."

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!

grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)