"Oh? A cultivation livestream?"
Jiang Che finally noticed Lin Fan!
After all, this guy was ridiculously popular. After using the 'Super Livestream' feature, his channel appeared on every major platform across the internet.
Even on certain adult sites and fruit-themed chat rooms, his presence was unavoidable.
[Feeling empty? Full of regret? Does the world seem dull? Follow Brother Fan and start cultivating!]
"Heh, another Chosen One, huh?"
[Ding! Detected Chosen One ‘Lin Fan’]
[This is a Preacher, bound to a Preacher System. As long as others practice his techniques, the host gains Preacher Points and strength boosts... But who’s to say he isn’t just another pawn in a larger scheme?]
Oh ho?
Jiang Che’s interest was piqued!
From the system’s description, this Chosen One seemed different from the usual type—he grew stronger simply by spreading his teachings.
At first glance, it sounded overpowered. Combined with the spiritual energy resurgence... showing off in front of mortals might even let him ascend as an immortal ancestor!
But the system’s last line was the most intriguing.
Was Lin Fan, this Chosen One... also just another preacher in a chain?
The problem had to lie in his techniques—or his system.
In short, Lin Fan was most likely a puppet, with a mastermind pulling the strings behind him.
Just like how Jiang Che manipulated Chen Hao, Zhou Fan, and others using sub-systems.
"Lin Fan’s system and his preaching techniques must both be flawed."
Jiang Che stroked his chin, frowning slightly.
There was definitely someone behind this—someone like him, capable of manipulating systems!
Though confident in his own strength, Jiang Che wasn’t arrogant enough to believe he was invincible.
After all, the Association of the Chosen was a formidable force across the Nine Heavens, filled with all kinds of destiny-blessed individuals. Especially within the Celestial Pavilion... there were bound to be high-tier entities for whom controlling systems was child’s play.
"Heh, a Preacher System? Let’s see what kind of garbage techniques you’re peddling!"
Jiang Che let out a sinister chuckle before entering Lin Fan’s cultivation livestream.
"My technique is simple. Just follow my instructions... Sink your qi into the dantian, guide spiritual energy into the Purple Mansion... and the technique will cycle automatically."
In the livestream, Lin Fan was diligently teaching his viewers how to cultivate.
The viewer count was massive—after all, people had realized... this guy actually had something to offer.
"Heh, simple and straightforward. A preaching-type Chosen One like this will probably start showing off once his strength grows..."
Jiang Che watched Lin Fan on screen, his lips curling into a smirk. With his 'Divine-Grade Special Effects' skill, he could not only intimidate others but also mess with them in amusing ways.
...
"Found the catch!"
After practicing the technique from Lin Fan’s livestream for a while, Jiang Che discovered a major flaw.
This so-called "Preaching Scripture" was anything but normal!
Practitioners underwent a strange mutation, as if being parasitized—some of their spiritual energy was inexplicably siphoned away.
Jiang Che stopped immediately, narrowing his eyes.
"Interesting. I’d love to see who’s hiding behind this."
He rubbed his hands together, curiosity gleaming in his gaze.
Of course, he didn’t use the 'Book of Mathematical Principles' to investigate. There was no point—at this stage, the book wouldn’t reveal anything about such an entity.
"But I won’t let you show off so easily!"
Jiang Che licked his lips, preparing for a long-distance battle of wits with the unknown mastermind behind Lin Fan.
"Let’s see if the system has any similar techniques."
He dove into the system store, searching intently.
Soon, he found a decent alternative.
[Blissful Zen Technique: A dual cultivation method requiring both partners to master it. Moderate spiritual energy conversion efficiency...]
Heh heh heh—
Lin Fan, your technique only requires chanting to practice, right?
Well, mine may be more complicated, but it’s way more efficient—and appeals to a broader audience!
An 18+ technique is no joke.
While modern society might not be ready for universal dual cultivation, universal dual practice sounds fun, doesn’t it? Who’s in favor? Who objects?
What? No partner? Better start looking—time’s running out!
"With this move... I might single-handedly boost the nation’s birth rate."
Jiang Che scratched his nose sheepishly.
"Ahem, never mind. Unleashing humanity’s desires like this... most people can’t handle it. Better keep it for myself!"
Of course, he wouldn’t actually release it. If the entire population drowned in the pleasures of yin-yang harmony, the consequences would be terrifying!
Not everyone had the self-control of Young Master Jiang, after all.
"Maybe I’ll toss this Blissful Zen Technique to the Sakura Nation for testing later. Nerf the efficiency... reduce the absorption rate to 1%..."
Jiang Che’s scheming side was downright inhuman!
"This technique isn’t bad either."
[Sovereign Scripture: No cultivation prerequisites. Just recite it once, and spiritual energy automatically circulates within the body. Comes in 'Parent Scripture' and 'Child Scripture' versions. Host practices the Parent Scripture while spreading the Child Scripture widely—every practitioner nets you a tiny cut.]
[Price: 10 million points.]
A gem, but outrageously expensive!
Still, he bought it.
After all, it was a sustainable resource for milking benefits.
[Ding! Host has spent 10 million points to purchase the Divine-Grade 'Sovereign Scripture'.]
In an instant, an unfathomably profound scripture materialized in Jiang Che’s mind.
[Sovereign Scripture – Parent Version]
"Heh, little Lin Fan... my Sovereign Scripture’s efficiency crushes your crappy 'Preaching Scripture', doesn’t it?"
Jiang Che’s smirk grew wider.
I’ll out-grind you to death!
As for who would do the preaching?
Jiang Che was used to being the shadowy manipulator—he couldn’t be bothered to step into the spotlight.
But he also didn’t want outsiders claiming the title of 'Preacher'.
"Ah~ What a loving elder brother I am."
Jiang Che sighed dramatically.
The ultimate workhorse, Jiang Ruoxu, was back in action!
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
