"Brother Jiang Che, thank you! The song 'Invisible Wings' is a hit now... You... you're so talented!" Xiao Sisi couldn't stop thanking Jiang Che over the phone.
"Heh... So, do you still want to collaborate with me later? If you ask me to write songs for you again... it won’t be free anymore!" Jiang Che's voice was laced with temptation.
Upon hearing his words, Xiao Sisi's cheeks flushed pink.
"Brother Jiang Che, if... if I become your girlfriend, will you write songs for me for free?"
"Of course! I might even compose a love song just for you!"
Jiang Che knew exactly how to play with a girl's emotions—romance was his specialty.
A naive girl like Xiao Sisi was no match for a playboy like him.
"R-Really? You'll write a love song just for me?!"
On the other end of the line, Xiao Sisi's face turned crimson, so red it looked like steam might rise from her at any moment.
A love song... That was just too romantic!
It must mean she was the most special girl in Jiang Che’s heart!
Even if he had many female companions, she was definitely the most unique one.
Jiang Che’s lips twitched. Wait… you actually believed that? I was just saying it casually!
But since Xiao Sisi was so expectant, he had no choice but to follow through. After all, composing a love song? That was as easy as breathing for him.
"Sisi, goodnight..."
"No~ I want you to tell me a bedtime story!" Xiao Sisi had started getting clingy.
Well, that was typical of a girl in love—she’d happily spend 25 hours a day on the phone if she could.
Just then, a girl beside Jiang Che snatched the phone from his hand.
"Xiao Sisi, right? I'm Jiang Che’s 'little cousin' Yu Wan'er. He needs to sleep now, so... bye-bye!"
She angrily hung up the call.
Seriously! Does Xiao Sisi have an extra mouth or something? Why is she so damn needy?
Asking Jiang Che to tell her a bedtime story? Not a single girl in this entire villa has ever gotten that privilege!
"Yu Wan'er, that was so rude. She’s just a little girl clinging to her crush. You made her upset!"
The girl trembled with anger. "Well, I'm upset now!!!"
"I don’t care, I want you to tell me a story!" Yu Wan'er grabbed Jiang Che’s arm and pulled it into her embrace, her delicate face full of expectation.
Jiang Che smirked coldly. "No story, but there might be an accident... Yesterday, my parents mentioned they wanted grandchildren."
"By the way, Wan'er, aren’t you in your fertile days right now? What if I don’t use my cultivation technique tonight? Wanna see if we hit the jackpot?"
His grin made Yu Wan'er’s face instantly pale. "N-No thanks! I don’t need a story!"
She immediately recoiled, slipping out of Jiang Che’s embrace like a skinned eel.
Jiang Che only had to play the role of a charming big brother, while Xiao Sisi had much more to consider.
"Yu... Yu Wan'er? That girl?"
Xiao Sisi pondered. She definitely wasn’t buying the "little cousin" excuse anymore.
"Was she... jealous?"
She bit her lip lightly, already imagining the fierce competition for Jiang Che’s affection among the girls around him.
But she wasn’t worried. After all, Jiang Che had said she was the most special one—he was even going to write her a love song!
......
The weekend arrived—Jiang Che’s busiest time.
On Saturday, he accompanied Wang Yanran, strolling from the Garden of a Hundred Plants to the Three-Flavored Study, and later that night, he dutifully "paid his taxes."
The next morning, he pulled up his pants and went straight to his date with Ji Ningxue.
He was a master of time management, ensuring every girl got equal attention.
For an ordinary man, even an iron rod would’ve been worn down to a needle by now.
"Ningxue, why do you still look so troubled?"
Jiang Che wrapped an arm around Ji Ningxue, lazily propping his long legs on the table. She had just showered, her hair still damp, her robe slightly parted, revealing flawless, sculpted legs.
By now, he had smoothly moved into the Ji family’s home, officially becoming their esteemed son-in-law!
Back then, Xiao Chen had been nothing but a worthless live-in son-in-law, scorned by everyone. But Jiang Che? He was the Ji family’s treasured son-in-law, his status even higher than Ji Ningxue, the CEO.
Some people just had all the luck.
A shadow of distress flickered across Ji Ningxue’s beautiful face.
"Jiang Che, remember what I told you before? About my mom and Xiao Chen..."
"Holy shit!" Jiang Che’s eyes widened.
He’d forgotten about that!
This was bad.
After failing to win Ji Ningxue’s heart, Xiao Chen—that little live-in husband—had turned his attention to her mother. And the worst part? He’d actually succeeded!
Zhao Li, that sharp-tongued widow, had spent months mocking Xiao Chen, but when he started pursuing her... she caved embarrassingly fast.
A woman in her fifties was like a human vacuum cleaner—insatiable.
There was even a saying for it—an old flame to quench the fire!
"Jiang Che, my mom ran away with Xiao Chen... I’m speechless. I really don’t want a younger sibling."
Jiang Che chuckled. "Ningxue, what are you thinking? Your mom’s almost menopausal—where’s she gonna get pregnant?"
But then his eyes narrowed.
Unless...
If Xiao Chen was a protagonist blessed by fate, then anything was possible.
"Jiang Che! What kind of nonsense is that?" Ji Ningxue shot him a glare.
"Ningxue, what do you want to do? Should I take care of Xiao Chen?" Jiang Che slowly drew a finger across his throat.
Killing Xiao Chen was child’s play for him now.
He could just assign the task to Zhou Fan or Chen Hao—two demonic prodigies.
Xiao Chen was just an ordinary protagonist—even if he had some skills, he was no match for those two.
"I don’t care. Kill him or don’t, it’s up to you. I just never want to see Xiao Chen with my mom again. I don’t mind if she remarries... but him?!"
That was what truly disgusted Ji Ningxue.
A man she once despised—a worthless live-in husband—had somehow seduced her mother?
How could she accept that?
Talk about a real "fck your mom" situation.
"Got it. Since Ningxue wants it, I’ll make sure you get your revenge!"
Jiang Che licked his lips, grinning.
Xiao Chen, you little leech, I let you have an old woman to cool your fire—that was mercy. But now that someone wants you dead... don’t blame me!
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
