"Brother Jiang Che, thank you! The song 'Invisible Wings' is a hit now... You... you're so talented!" Xiao Sisi couldn't stop thanking Jiang Che over the phone.
"Heh... So, do you still want to collaborate with me later? If you ask me to write songs for you again... it won’t be free anymore!" Jiang Che's voice was laced with temptation.
Upon hearing his words, Xiao Sisi's cheeks flushed pink.
"Brother Jiang Che, if... if I become your girlfriend, will you write songs for me for free?"
"Of course! I might even compose a love song just for you!"
Jiang Che knew exactly how to play with a girl's emotions—romance was his specialty.
A naive girl like Xiao Sisi was no match for a playboy like him.
"R-Really? You'll write a love song just for me?!"
On the other end of the line, Xiao Sisi's face turned crimson, so red it looked like steam might rise from her at any moment.
A love song... That was just too romantic!
It must mean she was the most special girl in Jiang Che’s heart!
Even if he had many female companions, she was definitely the most unique one.
Jiang Che’s lips twitched. Wait… you actually believed that? I was just saying it casually!
But since Xiao Sisi was so expectant, he had no choice but to follow through. After all, composing a love song? That was as easy as breathing for him.
"Sisi, goodnight..."
"No~ I want you to tell me a bedtime story!" Xiao Sisi had started getting clingy.
Well, that was typical of a girl in love—she’d happily spend 25 hours a day on the phone if she could.
Just then, a girl beside Jiang Che snatched the phone from his hand.
"Xiao Sisi, right? I'm Jiang Che’s 'little cousin' Yu Wan'er. He needs to sleep now, so... bye-bye!"
She angrily hung up the call.
Seriously! Does Xiao Sisi have an extra mouth or something? Why is she so damn needy?
Asking Jiang Che to tell her a bedtime story? Not a single girl in this entire villa has ever gotten that privilege!
"Yu Wan'er, that was so rude. She’s just a little girl clinging to her crush. You made her upset!"
The girl trembled with anger. "Well, I'm upset now!!!"
"I don’t care, I want you to tell me a story!" Yu Wan'er grabbed Jiang Che’s arm and pulled it into her embrace, her delicate face full of expectation.
Jiang Che smirked coldly. "No story, but there might be an accident... Yesterday, my parents mentioned they wanted grandchildren."
"By the way, Wan'er, aren’t you in your fertile days right now? What if I don’t use my cultivation technique tonight? Wanna see if we hit the jackpot?"
His grin made Yu Wan'er’s face instantly pale. "N-No thanks! I don’t need a story!"
She immediately recoiled, slipping out of Jiang Che’s embrace like a skinned eel.
Jiang Che only had to play the role of a charming big brother, while Xiao Sisi had much more to consider.
"Yu... Yu Wan'er? That girl?"
Xiao Sisi pondered. She definitely wasn’t buying the "little cousin" excuse anymore.
"Was she... jealous?"
She bit her lip lightly, already imagining the fierce competition for Jiang Che’s affection among the girls around him.
But she wasn’t worried. After all, Jiang Che had said she was the most special one—he was even going to write her a love song!
......
The weekend arrived—Jiang Che’s busiest time.
On Saturday, he accompanied Wang Yanran, strolling from the Garden of a Hundred Plants to the Three-Flavored Study, and later that night, he dutifully "paid his taxes."
The next morning, he pulled up his pants and went straight to his date with Ji Ningxue.
He was a master of time management, ensuring every girl got equal attention.
For an ordinary man, even an iron rod would’ve been worn down to a needle by now.
"Ningxue, why do you still look so troubled?"
Jiang Che wrapped an arm around Ji Ningxue, lazily propping his long legs on the table. She had just showered, her hair still damp, her robe slightly parted, revealing flawless, sculpted legs.
By now, he had smoothly moved into the Ji family’s home, officially becoming their esteemed son-in-law!
Back then, Xiao Chen had been nothing but a worthless live-in son-in-law, scorned by everyone. But Jiang Che? He was the Ji family’s treasured son-in-law, his status even higher than Ji Ningxue, the CEO.
Some people just had all the luck.
A shadow of distress flickered across Ji Ningxue’s beautiful face.
"Jiang Che, remember what I told you before? About my mom and Xiao Chen..."
"Holy shit!" Jiang Che’s eyes widened.
He’d forgotten about that!
This was bad.
After failing to win Ji Ningxue’s heart, Xiao Chen—that little live-in husband—had turned his attention to her mother. And the worst part? He’d actually succeeded!
Zhao Li, that sharp-tongued widow, had spent months mocking Xiao Chen, but when he started pursuing her... she caved embarrassingly fast.
A woman in her fifties was like a human vacuum cleaner—insatiable.
There was even a saying for it—an old flame to quench the fire!
"Jiang Che, my mom ran away with Xiao Chen... I’m speechless. I really don’t want a younger sibling."
Jiang Che chuckled. "Ningxue, what are you thinking? Your mom’s almost menopausal—where’s she gonna get pregnant?"
But then his eyes narrowed.
Unless...
If Xiao Chen was a protagonist blessed by fate, then anything was possible.
"Jiang Che! What kind of nonsense is that?" Ji Ningxue shot him a glare.
"Ningxue, what do you want to do? Should I take care of Xiao Chen?" Jiang Che slowly drew a finger across his throat.
Killing Xiao Chen was child’s play for him now.
He could just assign the task to Zhou Fan or Chen Hao—two demonic prodigies.
Xiao Chen was just an ordinary protagonist—even if he had some skills, he was no match for those two.
"I don’t care. Kill him or don’t, it’s up to you. I just never want to see Xiao Chen with my mom again. I don’t mind if she remarries... but him?!"
That was what truly disgusted Ji Ningxue.
A man she once despised—a worthless live-in husband—had somehow seduced her mother?
How could she accept that?
Talk about a real "fck your mom" situation.
"Got it. Since Ningxue wants it, I’ll make sure you get your revenge!"
Jiang Che licked his lips, grinning.
Xiao Chen, you little leech, I let you have an old woman to cool your fire—that was mercy. But now that someone wants you dead... don’t blame me!
some people's 18th birthday, deities bestow a playing card imbued with "supernatural abilities." 52 playing cards, 52 unique powers. Those who receive these special cards gain admission to the finest supernatural academy. School Beauty: "I have the Queen of Spades—I can summon any weapon!" Rich Heir: "My dad holds the Jack of Diamonds—it grants infinite wealth!" Meanwhile, in another corner, a young man wields his card, effortlessly using all 52 abilities. The crowd gasps in shock. "What card do you have?" The youth glances at his card and smirks: "Well..." Busiest in the circus, wildest in Gotham. Standing guard at McDonald's, unmatched in the deck. "Please check the book title."
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...
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