"Brother Jiang Che, thank you! The song 'Invisible Wings' is a hit now... You... you're so talented!" Xiao Sisi couldn't stop thanking Jiang Che over the phone.
"Heh... So, do you still want to collaborate with me later? If you ask me to write songs for you again... it won’t be free anymore!" Jiang Che's voice was laced with temptation.
Upon hearing his words, Xiao Sisi's cheeks flushed pink.
"Brother Jiang Che, if... if I become your girlfriend, will you write songs for me for free?"
"Of course! I might even compose a love song just for you!"
Jiang Che knew exactly how to play with a girl's emotions—romance was his specialty.
A naive girl like Xiao Sisi was no match for a playboy like him.
"R-Really? You'll write a love song just for me?!"
On the other end of the line, Xiao Sisi's face turned crimson, so red it looked like steam might rise from her at any moment.
A love song... That was just too romantic!
It must mean she was the most special girl in Jiang Che’s heart!
Even if he had many female companions, she was definitely the most unique one.
Jiang Che’s lips twitched. Wait… you actually believed that? I was just saying it casually!
But since Xiao Sisi was so expectant, he had no choice but to follow through. After all, composing a love song? That was as easy as breathing for him.
"Sisi, goodnight..."
"No~ I want you to tell me a bedtime story!" Xiao Sisi had started getting clingy.
Well, that was typical of a girl in love—she’d happily spend 25 hours a day on the phone if she could.
Just then, a girl beside Jiang Che snatched the phone from his hand.
"Xiao Sisi, right? I'm Jiang Che’s 'little cousin' Yu Wan'er. He needs to sleep now, so... bye-bye!"
She angrily hung up the call.
Seriously! Does Xiao Sisi have an extra mouth or something? Why is she so damn needy?
Asking Jiang Che to tell her a bedtime story? Not a single girl in this entire villa has ever gotten that privilege!
"Yu Wan'er, that was so rude. She’s just a little girl clinging to her crush. You made her upset!"
The girl trembled with anger. "Well, I'm upset now!!!"
"I don’t care, I want you to tell me a story!" Yu Wan'er grabbed Jiang Che’s arm and pulled it into her embrace, her delicate face full of expectation.
Jiang Che smirked coldly. "No story, but there might be an accident... Yesterday, my parents mentioned they wanted grandchildren."
"By the way, Wan'er, aren’t you in your fertile days right now? What if I don’t use my cultivation technique tonight? Wanna see if we hit the jackpot?"
His grin made Yu Wan'er’s face instantly pale. "N-No thanks! I don’t need a story!"
She immediately recoiled, slipping out of Jiang Che’s embrace like a skinned eel.
Jiang Che only had to play the role of a charming big brother, while Xiao Sisi had much more to consider.
"Yu... Yu Wan'er? That girl?"
Xiao Sisi pondered. She definitely wasn’t buying the "little cousin" excuse anymore.
"Was she... jealous?"
She bit her lip lightly, already imagining the fierce competition for Jiang Che’s affection among the girls around him.
But she wasn’t worried. After all, Jiang Che had said she was the most special one—he was even going to write her a love song!
......
The weekend arrived—Jiang Che’s busiest time.
On Saturday, he accompanied Wang Yanran, strolling from the Garden of a Hundred Plants to the Three-Flavored Study, and later that night, he dutifully "paid his taxes."
The next morning, he pulled up his pants and went straight to his date with Ji Ningxue.
He was a master of time management, ensuring every girl got equal attention.
For an ordinary man, even an iron rod would’ve been worn down to a needle by now.
"Ningxue, why do you still look so troubled?"
Jiang Che wrapped an arm around Ji Ningxue, lazily propping his long legs on the table. She had just showered, her hair still damp, her robe slightly parted, revealing flawless, sculpted legs.
By now, he had smoothly moved into the Ji family’s home, officially becoming their esteemed son-in-law!
Back then, Xiao Chen had been nothing but a worthless live-in son-in-law, scorned by everyone. But Jiang Che? He was the Ji family’s treasured son-in-law, his status even higher than Ji Ningxue, the CEO.
Some people just had all the luck.
A shadow of distress flickered across Ji Ningxue’s beautiful face.
"Jiang Che, remember what I told you before? About my mom and Xiao Chen..."
"Holy shit!" Jiang Che’s eyes widened.
He’d forgotten about that!
This was bad.
After failing to win Ji Ningxue’s heart, Xiao Chen—that little live-in husband—had turned his attention to her mother. And the worst part? He’d actually succeeded!
Zhao Li, that sharp-tongued widow, had spent months mocking Xiao Chen, but when he started pursuing her... she caved embarrassingly fast.
A woman in her fifties was like a human vacuum cleaner—insatiable.
There was even a saying for it—an old flame to quench the fire!
"Jiang Che, my mom ran away with Xiao Chen... I’m speechless. I really don’t want a younger sibling."
Jiang Che chuckled. "Ningxue, what are you thinking? Your mom’s almost menopausal—where’s she gonna get pregnant?"
But then his eyes narrowed.
Unless...
If Xiao Chen was a protagonist blessed by fate, then anything was possible.
"Jiang Che! What kind of nonsense is that?" Ji Ningxue shot him a glare.
"Ningxue, what do you want to do? Should I take care of Xiao Chen?" Jiang Che slowly drew a finger across his throat.
Killing Xiao Chen was child’s play for him now.
He could just assign the task to Zhou Fan or Chen Hao—two demonic prodigies.
Xiao Chen was just an ordinary protagonist—even if he had some skills, he was no match for those two.
"I don’t care. Kill him or don’t, it’s up to you. I just never want to see Xiao Chen with my mom again. I don’t mind if she remarries... but him?!"
That was what truly disgusted Ji Ningxue.
A man she once despised—a worthless live-in husband—had somehow seduced her mother?
How could she accept that?
Talk about a real "fck your mom" situation.
"Got it. Since Ningxue wants it, I’ll make sure you get your revenge!"
Jiang Che licked his lips, grinning.
Xiao Chen, you little leech, I let you have an old woman to cool your fire—that was mercy. But now that someone wants you dead... don’t blame me!
ial death, also known as "shè sǐ" in Chinese, generally refers to... well, never mind, it's not important. My name is Ye Cheng, and I'm about to experience social death firsthand. ... 【Host, your mission is to confess your love to the young lady of the Dongfang family, the current student council president, in a way that will be unforgettable for everyone at the freshman ceremony!】 【Host, assist the girl with a sprained ankle in front of you to reach the infirmary, and fulfill the wicked thoughts in your heart!】 【Host, act on your desires and punish the arrogant young lady before you mercilessly!】 【Host, follow your instincts—abandon shameful surrender, begging, or groveling, and ruthlessly criticize the domineering, ill-mannered young lady in front of you!】 【Host...】 Ye Cheng: "Here, here, you take this host role—I quit!" Wait, why is the girl with a sprained ankle the daughter of a mafia boss? And what kind of punishment method is this for the arrogant young lady? Also, who the heck said anything about wicked thoughts in my heart? Come out here, let’s settle this one-on-one!!! ... The haughty student council president, the scheming mafia princess, the fragile yandere young lady, the airheaded maid-in-waiting, the mixed-blood loli/...
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
