"Brother Jiang Che, thank you! The song 'Invisible Wings' is a hit now... You... you're so talented!" Xiao Sisi couldn't stop thanking Jiang Che over the phone.
"Heh... So, do you still want to collaborate with me later? If you ask me to write songs for you again... it won’t be free anymore!" Jiang Che's voice was laced with temptation.
Upon hearing his words, Xiao Sisi's cheeks flushed pink.
"Brother Jiang Che, if... if I become your girlfriend, will you write songs for me for free?"
"Of course! I might even compose a love song just for you!"
Jiang Che knew exactly how to play with a girl's emotions—romance was his specialty.
A naive girl like Xiao Sisi was no match for a playboy like him.
"R-Really? You'll write a love song just for me?!"
On the other end of the line, Xiao Sisi's face turned crimson, so red it looked like steam might rise from her at any moment.
A love song... That was just too romantic!
It must mean she was the most special girl in Jiang Che’s heart!
Even if he had many female companions, she was definitely the most unique one.
Jiang Che’s lips twitched. Wait… you actually believed that? I was just saying it casually!
But since Xiao Sisi was so expectant, he had no choice but to follow through. After all, composing a love song? That was as easy as breathing for him.
"Sisi, goodnight..."
"No~ I want you to tell me a bedtime story!" Xiao Sisi had started getting clingy.
Well, that was typical of a girl in love—she’d happily spend 25 hours a day on the phone if she could.
Just then, a girl beside Jiang Che snatched the phone from his hand.
"Xiao Sisi, right? I'm Jiang Che’s 'little cousin' Yu Wan'er. He needs to sleep now, so... bye-bye!"
She angrily hung up the call.
Seriously! Does Xiao Sisi have an extra mouth or something? Why is she so damn needy?
Asking Jiang Che to tell her a bedtime story? Not a single girl in this entire villa has ever gotten that privilege!
"Yu Wan'er, that was so rude. She’s just a little girl clinging to her crush. You made her upset!"
The girl trembled with anger. "Well, I'm upset now!!!"
"I don’t care, I want you to tell me a story!" Yu Wan'er grabbed Jiang Che’s arm and pulled it into her embrace, her delicate face full of expectation.
Jiang Che smirked coldly. "No story, but there might be an accident... Yesterday, my parents mentioned they wanted grandchildren."
"By the way, Wan'er, aren’t you in your fertile days right now? What if I don’t use my cultivation technique tonight? Wanna see if we hit the jackpot?"
His grin made Yu Wan'er’s face instantly pale. "N-No thanks! I don’t need a story!"
She immediately recoiled, slipping out of Jiang Che’s embrace like a skinned eel.
Jiang Che only had to play the role of a charming big brother, while Xiao Sisi had much more to consider.
"Yu... Yu Wan'er? That girl?"
Xiao Sisi pondered. She definitely wasn’t buying the "little cousin" excuse anymore.
"Was she... jealous?"
She bit her lip lightly, already imagining the fierce competition for Jiang Che’s affection among the girls around him.
But she wasn’t worried. After all, Jiang Che had said she was the most special one—he was even going to write her a love song!
......
The weekend arrived—Jiang Che’s busiest time.
On Saturday, he accompanied Wang Yanran, strolling from the Garden of a Hundred Plants to the Three-Flavored Study, and later that night, he dutifully "paid his taxes."
The next morning, he pulled up his pants and went straight to his date with Ji Ningxue.
He was a master of time management, ensuring every girl got equal attention.
For an ordinary man, even an iron rod would’ve been worn down to a needle by now.
"Ningxue, why do you still look so troubled?"
Jiang Che wrapped an arm around Ji Ningxue, lazily propping his long legs on the table. She had just showered, her hair still damp, her robe slightly parted, revealing flawless, sculpted legs.
By now, he had smoothly moved into the Ji family’s home, officially becoming their esteemed son-in-law!
Back then, Xiao Chen had been nothing but a worthless live-in son-in-law, scorned by everyone. But Jiang Che? He was the Ji family’s treasured son-in-law, his status even higher than Ji Ningxue, the CEO.
Some people just had all the luck.
A shadow of distress flickered across Ji Ningxue’s beautiful face.
"Jiang Che, remember what I told you before? About my mom and Xiao Chen..."
"Holy shit!" Jiang Che’s eyes widened.
He’d forgotten about that!
This was bad.
After failing to win Ji Ningxue’s heart, Xiao Chen—that little live-in husband—had turned his attention to her mother. And the worst part? He’d actually succeeded!
Zhao Li, that sharp-tongued widow, had spent months mocking Xiao Chen, but when he started pursuing her... she caved embarrassingly fast.
A woman in her fifties was like a human vacuum cleaner—insatiable.
There was even a saying for it—an old flame to quench the fire!
"Jiang Che, my mom ran away with Xiao Chen... I’m speechless. I really don’t want a younger sibling."
Jiang Che chuckled. "Ningxue, what are you thinking? Your mom’s almost menopausal—where’s she gonna get pregnant?"
But then his eyes narrowed.
Unless...
If Xiao Chen was a protagonist blessed by fate, then anything was possible.
"Jiang Che! What kind of nonsense is that?" Ji Ningxue shot him a glare.
"Ningxue, what do you want to do? Should I take care of Xiao Chen?" Jiang Che slowly drew a finger across his throat.
Killing Xiao Chen was child’s play for him now.
He could just assign the task to Zhou Fan or Chen Hao—two demonic prodigies.
Xiao Chen was just an ordinary protagonist—even if he had some skills, he was no match for those two.
"I don’t care. Kill him or don’t, it’s up to you. I just never want to see Xiao Chen with my mom again. I don’t mind if she remarries... but him?!"
That was what truly disgusted Ji Ningxue.
A man she once despised—a worthless live-in husband—had somehow seduced her mother?
How could she accept that?
Talk about a real "fck your mom" situation.
"Got it. Since Ningxue wants it, I’ll make sure you get your revenge!"
Jiang Che licked his lips, grinning.
Xiao Chen, you little leech, I let you have an old woman to cool your fire—that was mercy. But now that someone wants you dead... don’t blame me!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
