"Get lost, don't bother me."
As soon as Jiang Che returned home, the family's white Ragdoll cat ran to his feet and kept rubbing against him. It seemed the female cat was in heat recently, always rubbing against his trouser legs.
Jiang Che wasn't particularly interested in cats. He gently moved it aside with his foot. The Ragdoll cat meowed pitifully and then hid under the table.
"Xiao Che, you're too rough, aren't you? Are you this rough with girls too?"
Jiang Yunli hurried to the table, picked up the cat from under it, and held it in her arms.
"You scared Xiao Guai," Jiang Yunli gently stroked the Ragdoll cat, which rubbed its head against Jiang Yunli's chest pitifully.
"Damn, even a cat is acting so green tea!" Jiang Che cursed inwardly.
...
During dinner, Jiang Yuan and Jiang Yunli held a meeting for Jiang Che.
The topic of discussion... naturally was Yu Wan'er.
"Xiao Che, what do you plan to do about Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao?"
Jiang Yunli had obviously told Jiang Yuan about the situation between Jiang Che and Yu Wan'er. This wasn't a small matter... especially since the Jiang family was a multi-billion-dollar conglomerate!
Jiang Che frowned, "What do you mean?"
Were they trying to make him choose between the two?
Little kids make choices; I want them all!
As a qualified villain, he would inevitably encounter many protagonists with luck, and naturally, many destined heroines.
Giving up on any heroine... Jiang Che felt it would be a huge sin.
But obviously, he couldn't say this to his parents, lest he scare them to death.
Jiang Che didn't respond and changed the subject instead.
"How's the company doing? Should be going well, right?"
When it came to the company, Jiang Yuan was full of pride. "Of course! I've recently conducted a major purge, replaced many old-timers in the company, and promoted some new talents. Most importantly... our new product passed the national standards review, and the effects are very significant..."
"Xiao Che, our company has seen a lot of changes. How about you try working in the company? This is a great time for you to establish your authority."
Jiang Che immediately refused!
Come on... why would he ever go to work in the company?
Isn't it great just being a rich second-generation?
...
Meanwhile, Yu Wan'er couldn't sleep.
The girl curled up in her little bed, hugging a faded teddy bear, wearing a thin white nightgown.
Yu Wan'er stared blankly at the night sky outside the window, only blinking when her eyes felt dry, looking like a doll.
She recalled what happened last night...
She had no idea how to face Jiang Che now. If Jiang Che really liked her... that would be better.
But the problem was, she clearly knew that Jiang Che was a pervert, just lusting after her body, not taking her seriously.
Yet she... was gradually falling for him.
This feeling was terrifying... like a traveler sinking in quicksand, struggling but being swallowed bit by bit.
This was something she had never even dared to imagine before. Moreover, Ye Mengyao also liked Jiang Che... although she had always been the little parasite by Ye Mengyao's side, she also had deep feelings for Ye Mengyao.
"Sister Yaoyao... I'm sorry!"
Thinking about it, the little girl started crying softly, hugging the teddy bear tightly, as if it could bring her a sense of security.
Crying herself to sleep, the girl curled up like a little hedgehog, a sleeping posture that best showed her unease and helplessness.
"Jiang Che... you pervert."
"Stop bullying me, okay~"
Clearly, Jiang Che's impression on Yu Wan'er had deeply rooted, even her sleep talking... was cursing Jiang Che.
......
"Ah... Achoo!"
Jiang Che wiped his nose. "Did someone curse me last night?"
He was a bit surprised. After all, he was a martial artist at the late stage of Dark Force, yet he caught a cold?
What a miracle!
Just as Jiang Che was pondering, the system's voice interrupted his thoughts.
[Ding! System detected a new protagonist with luck.]
Jiang Che frowned. "A new protagonist already? I haven't even dealt with Lin Yu yet."
[Ding! Host is a major villain, automatically possessing the title of major villain. Your probability of encountering protagonists or heroines with luck will be significantly increased.]
Alright, so I'm really turning into a villain.
"But system, you won't throw me some ridiculously overpowered protagonists, right? Like a Demon Emperor returning, a Immortal Lord reborn, a God King reincarnated... how am I supposed to fight them?"
Come on, I'm into martial arts, and you're throwing me into cultivation... forget it, just end it!
[Not for now. The current world level won't produce protagonists of that caliber.]
"You mean it will in the future?" Jiang Che's mouth twitched.
Is it too late to unbind the system now?
"Oh well, maybe I'll get to play with fairies later!"
Jiang Che swallowed and quickly restrained his perverted expression.
"Ahem... where is this protagonist? I don't see him."
Soon, he spotted a young man in a security guard uniform.
The young security guard's head also had a panel data.
[Chen Hao (Stupidity Aura Lost)]
[21 years old, new security guard at Shilan School]
[Descendant of the Chen Family, master of Tai Chi, and at the mid-stage of Dark Force]
A security guard?
Jiang Che pondered, looking at Chen Hao. It was obvious... a young master from a big family experiencing life, working as a security guard, starting to act cool, picking up girls, and slapping faces.
In short, one word: refreshing!
Chen Hao seemed to sense something and turned to look at Jiang Che's car, his eyes filled with confusion. He felt like someone was watching him?
But at that moment, a sudden change occurred!
A girl's scream came from ahead.
"Get lost! I've already called the police!"
"Stay away from me!"
Hearing the girl's scream, Chen Hao's expression changed, and he rushed over immediately.
Jiang Che's eyes narrowed as well, stepping on the gas and speeding up!
You want to act cool?
You're dreaming!
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
Explosive Plot Song Gua crossed over into another world, bringing along a whole crew of his doppelgangers—all of them mischief-makers. This was a world where everyone could choose a class. Song Gua became a "Bondweaver," capable of borrowing power, while his doppelgangers took on a wide variety of classes, covering just about everything. The number of doppelgangers grew day by day, each one a talented individual with a charming way of speaking. Under Song Gua's brilliant leadership, they would "greet" each other daily and engage in friendly "sparring," pulling off one major scheme after another on Earth. Sometimes they were bandits—stealing bosses, plundering mines, snatching resources. Sometimes they were saviors—descending like divine warriors to face world bosses threatening to massacre cities. Sometimes they even went undercover, infiltrating various major factions to stir up trouble from within, keeping their enemies constantly on edge. To prevent their doppelganger abilities from being exposed, Song Gua made them wear masks with mahjong tile patterns and don Taoist robes in various colors. "Remember, in front of outsiders, call me 'The Dice.'" "Got it! Boss!" "Not 'Boss'—it's 'The Dice.' Think about the vibe, pay attention to the vibe." "Yes! Boss!" "For crying out loud..." From then on, whenever they appeared, they would have their own theme song playing: ~Hey~ paying respects at the mountain stronghold at night~ whose arm is draped over whose shoulder~ gather your courage and follow along...
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
Heart] Chen Yi traversed the cultivation world for eight hundred years, charging his way to the Tribulation Transcendence stage. Just as he was outwitting his 81st Heavenly Tribulation to ascend to immortality, he was suddenly pulled into a chat group called the "Multiverse Transmigrators Support Group." To his surprise, the group was filled with nothing but fresh-faced newbies who had just transmigrated. [Help! I transmigrated into a disgraced concubine in the cold palace, and the tyrant emperor is about to execute me!] [I ended up as a cannon-fodder villain, and the protagonist is still chasing me—WTF!] [I woke up as the protagonist’s father, but I’m about to be sacrificed in a ritual! What do I do? Urgent!!!] Chen Yi stared at the chaotic flood of desperate pleas in the group and fell into deep thought. "Seriously? You drag me into a newbie transmigrator chat group… only after I’m one step away from becoming an immortal?"
