"Get lost, don't bother me."
As soon as Jiang Che returned home, the family's white Ragdoll cat ran to his feet and kept rubbing against him. It seemed the female cat was in heat recently, always rubbing against his trouser legs.
Jiang Che wasn't particularly interested in cats. He gently moved it aside with his foot. The Ragdoll cat meowed pitifully and then hid under the table.
"Xiao Che, you're too rough, aren't you? Are you this rough with girls too?"
Jiang Yunli hurried to the table, picked up the cat from under it, and held it in her arms.
"You scared Xiao Guai," Jiang Yunli gently stroked the Ragdoll cat, which rubbed its head against Jiang Yunli's chest pitifully.
"Damn, even a cat is acting so green tea!" Jiang Che cursed inwardly.
...
During dinner, Jiang Yuan and Jiang Yunli held a meeting for Jiang Che.
The topic of discussion... naturally was Yu Wan'er.
"Xiao Che, what do you plan to do about Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao?"
Jiang Yunli had obviously told Jiang Yuan about the situation between Jiang Che and Yu Wan'er. This wasn't a small matter... especially since the Jiang family was a multi-billion-dollar conglomerate!
Jiang Che frowned, "What do you mean?"
Were they trying to make him choose between the two?
Little kids make choices; I want them all!
As a qualified villain, he would inevitably encounter many protagonists with luck, and naturally, many destined heroines.
Giving up on any heroine... Jiang Che felt it would be a huge sin.
But obviously, he couldn't say this to his parents, lest he scare them to death.
Jiang Che didn't respond and changed the subject instead.
"How's the company doing? Should be going well, right?"
When it came to the company, Jiang Yuan was full of pride. "Of course! I've recently conducted a major purge, replaced many old-timers in the company, and promoted some new talents. Most importantly... our new product passed the national standards review, and the effects are very significant..."
"Xiao Che, our company has seen a lot of changes. How about you try working in the company? This is a great time for you to establish your authority."
Jiang Che immediately refused!
Come on... why would he ever go to work in the company?
Isn't it great just being a rich second-generation?
...
Meanwhile, Yu Wan'er couldn't sleep.
The girl curled up in her little bed, hugging a faded teddy bear, wearing a thin white nightgown.
Yu Wan'er stared blankly at the night sky outside the window, only blinking when her eyes felt dry, looking like a doll.
She recalled what happened last night...
She had no idea how to face Jiang Che now. If Jiang Che really liked her... that would be better.
But the problem was, she clearly knew that Jiang Che was a pervert, just lusting after her body, not taking her seriously.
Yet she... was gradually falling for him.
This feeling was terrifying... like a traveler sinking in quicksand, struggling but being swallowed bit by bit.
This was something she had never even dared to imagine before. Moreover, Ye Mengyao also liked Jiang Che... although she had always been the little parasite by Ye Mengyao's side, she also had deep feelings for Ye Mengyao.
"Sister Yaoyao... I'm sorry!"
Thinking about it, the little girl started crying softly, hugging the teddy bear tightly, as if it could bring her a sense of security.
Crying herself to sleep, the girl curled up like a little hedgehog, a sleeping posture that best showed her unease and helplessness.
"Jiang Che... you pervert."
"Stop bullying me, okay~"
Clearly, Jiang Che's impression on Yu Wan'er had deeply rooted, even her sleep talking... was cursing Jiang Che.
......
"Ah... Achoo!"
Jiang Che wiped his nose. "Did someone curse me last night?"
He was a bit surprised. After all, he was a martial artist at the late stage of Dark Force, yet he caught a cold?
What a miracle!
Just as Jiang Che was pondering, the system's voice interrupted his thoughts.
[Ding! System detected a new protagonist with luck.]
Jiang Che frowned. "A new protagonist already? I haven't even dealt with Lin Yu yet."
[Ding! Host is a major villain, automatically possessing the title of major villain. Your probability of encountering protagonists or heroines with luck will be significantly increased.]
Alright, so I'm really turning into a villain.
"But system, you won't throw me some ridiculously overpowered protagonists, right? Like a Demon Emperor returning, a Immortal Lord reborn, a God King reincarnated... how am I supposed to fight them?"
Come on, I'm into martial arts, and you're throwing me into cultivation... forget it, just end it!
[Not for now. The current world level won't produce protagonists of that caliber.]
"You mean it will in the future?" Jiang Che's mouth twitched.
Is it too late to unbind the system now?
"Oh well, maybe I'll get to play with fairies later!"
Jiang Che swallowed and quickly restrained his perverted expression.
"Ahem... where is this protagonist? I don't see him."
Soon, he spotted a young man in a security guard uniform.
The young security guard's head also had a panel data.
[Chen Hao (Stupidity Aura Lost)]
[21 years old, new security guard at Shilan School]
[Descendant of the Chen Family, master of Tai Chi, and at the mid-stage of Dark Force]
A security guard?
Jiang Che pondered, looking at Chen Hao. It was obvious... a young master from a big family experiencing life, working as a security guard, starting to act cool, picking up girls, and slapping faces.
In short, one word: refreshing!
Chen Hao seemed to sense something and turned to look at Jiang Che's car, his eyes filled with confusion. He felt like someone was watching him?
But at that moment, a sudden change occurred!
A girl's scream came from ahead.
"Get lost! I've already called the police!"
"Stay away from me!"
Hearing the girl's scream, Chen Hao's expression changed, and he rushed over immediately.
Jiang Che's eyes narrowed as well, stepping on the gas and speeding up!
You want to act cool?
You're dreaming!

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!