"Get lost, don't bother me."
As soon as Jiang Che returned home, the family's white Ragdoll cat ran to his feet and kept rubbing against him. It seemed the female cat was in heat recently, always rubbing against his trouser legs.
Jiang Che wasn't particularly interested in cats. He gently moved it aside with his foot. The Ragdoll cat meowed pitifully and then hid under the table.
"Xiao Che, you're too rough, aren't you? Are you this rough with girls too?"
Jiang Yunli hurried to the table, picked up the cat from under it, and held it in her arms.
"You scared Xiao Guai," Jiang Yunli gently stroked the Ragdoll cat, which rubbed its head against Jiang Yunli's chest pitifully.
"Damn, even a cat is acting so green tea!" Jiang Che cursed inwardly.
...
During dinner, Jiang Yuan and Jiang Yunli held a meeting for Jiang Che.
The topic of discussion... naturally was Yu Wan'er.
"Xiao Che, what do you plan to do about Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao?"
Jiang Yunli had obviously told Jiang Yuan about the situation between Jiang Che and Yu Wan'er. This wasn't a small matter... especially since the Jiang family was a multi-billion-dollar conglomerate!
Jiang Che frowned, "What do you mean?"
Were they trying to make him choose between the two?
Little kids make choices; I want them all!
As a qualified villain, he would inevitably encounter many protagonists with luck, and naturally, many destined heroines.
Giving up on any heroine... Jiang Che felt it would be a huge sin.
But obviously, he couldn't say this to his parents, lest he scare them to death.
Jiang Che didn't respond and changed the subject instead.
"How's the company doing? Should be going well, right?"
When it came to the company, Jiang Yuan was full of pride. "Of course! I've recently conducted a major purge, replaced many old-timers in the company, and promoted some new talents. Most importantly... our new product passed the national standards review, and the effects are very significant..."
"Xiao Che, our company has seen a lot of changes. How about you try working in the company? This is a great time for you to establish your authority."
Jiang Che immediately refused!
Come on... why would he ever go to work in the company?
Isn't it great just being a rich second-generation?
...
Meanwhile, Yu Wan'er couldn't sleep.
The girl curled up in her little bed, hugging a faded teddy bear, wearing a thin white nightgown.
Yu Wan'er stared blankly at the night sky outside the window, only blinking when her eyes felt dry, looking like a doll.
She recalled what happened last night...
She had no idea how to face Jiang Che now. If Jiang Che really liked her... that would be better.
But the problem was, she clearly knew that Jiang Che was a pervert, just lusting after her body, not taking her seriously.
Yet she... was gradually falling for him.
This feeling was terrifying... like a traveler sinking in quicksand, struggling but being swallowed bit by bit.
This was something she had never even dared to imagine before. Moreover, Ye Mengyao also liked Jiang Che... although she had always been the little parasite by Ye Mengyao's side, she also had deep feelings for Ye Mengyao.
"Sister Yaoyao... I'm sorry!"
Thinking about it, the little girl started crying softly, hugging the teddy bear tightly, as if it could bring her a sense of security.
Crying herself to sleep, the girl curled up like a little hedgehog, a sleeping posture that best showed her unease and helplessness.
"Jiang Che... you pervert."
"Stop bullying me, okay~"
Clearly, Jiang Che's impression on Yu Wan'er had deeply rooted, even her sleep talking... was cursing Jiang Che.
......
"Ah... Achoo!"
Jiang Che wiped his nose. "Did someone curse me last night?"
He was a bit surprised. After all, he was a martial artist at the late stage of Dark Force, yet he caught a cold?
What a miracle!
Just as Jiang Che was pondering, the system's voice interrupted his thoughts.
[Ding! System detected a new protagonist with luck.]
Jiang Che frowned. "A new protagonist already? I haven't even dealt with Lin Yu yet."
[Ding! Host is a major villain, automatically possessing the title of major villain. Your probability of encountering protagonists or heroines with luck will be significantly increased.]
Alright, so I'm really turning into a villain.
"But system, you won't throw me some ridiculously overpowered protagonists, right? Like a Demon Emperor returning, a Immortal Lord reborn, a God King reincarnated... how am I supposed to fight them?"
Come on, I'm into martial arts, and you're throwing me into cultivation... forget it, just end it!
[Not for now. The current world level won't produce protagonists of that caliber.]
"You mean it will in the future?" Jiang Che's mouth twitched.
Is it too late to unbind the system now?
"Oh well, maybe I'll get to play with fairies later!"
Jiang Che swallowed and quickly restrained his perverted expression.
"Ahem... where is this protagonist? I don't see him."
Soon, he spotted a young man in a security guard uniform.
The young security guard's head also had a panel data.
[Chen Hao (Stupidity Aura Lost)]
[21 years old, new security guard at Shilan School]
[Descendant of the Chen Family, master of Tai Chi, and at the mid-stage of Dark Force]
A security guard?
Jiang Che pondered, looking at Chen Hao. It was obvious... a young master from a big family experiencing life, working as a security guard, starting to act cool, picking up girls, and slapping faces.
In short, one word: refreshing!
Chen Hao seemed to sense something and turned to look at Jiang Che's car, his eyes filled with confusion. He felt like someone was watching him?
But at that moment, a sudden change occurred!
A girl's scream came from ahead.
"Get lost! I've already called the police!"
"Stay away from me!"
Hearing the girl's scream, Chen Hao's expression changed, and he rushed over immediately.
Jiang Che's eyes narrowed as well, stepping on the gas and speeding up!
You want to act cool?
You're dreaming!
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ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
y came from. The chests contained supplies, currency, class-change scrolls, skills, talents… and even godhood! The laws of the world were completely rewritten. This became a world where everyone gambled with their fate! Some people, despite having nothing, opened a divine artifact and rose to the top, eventually ruling the world. Others went bankrupt, opened nothing but worthless junk, and leaped from skyscrapers in despair. Lin Ye arrived in this world from another reality, utterly bewildered. “What is going on? Why is everyone a gambling addict?!” “Opening chests? No way. I refuse to gamble. I’ll start with myself!” Until— On his first chest, he obtained a Mythic Talent: Void Incarnation! He could become completely intangible, pass through all things, and reduce everything to nothingness! … On his fiftieth chest, he obtained a Mythic Weapon: Blade of Karma! With a single slash, karma shattered, twisting the universe and overturning the myriad phenomena of creation! … On his ninety-ninth chest, he obtained a Mythic Divine Treasure: Primordial Purple Energy! It could split open the heavens and earth, create all things, and evolve countless worlds with a single thought! Lin Ye: “Now that I think about it… shouldn’t someone have told me that every chest is guaranteed to contain something Mythic?!”
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
