"Tsk tsk tsk, this so-called 'Child of Destiny' died a truly gruesome death—his eyeballs even popped out."
Jiang Che glanced at the image on his phone, a look of disgust flashing across his face.
But the thing he wanted had finally fallen into his hands.
[The Do-Gooder System]
[By performing good deeds, the bound user can earn 'Kindness Points,' which can be exchanged for items in the system's store.]
Jiang Che skimmed through the products in this "Do-Gooder System's" shop.
All of them were low-tier gadgets and items, barely capable of elevating the host to the level of a Grandmaster martial artist at best.
This system was practically bottom-tier, if not worse.
"Time for another round of DIY—heh heh heh—"
Jiang Che rubbed his hands together.
Since this system was meant for Zhou Fan, the shop had to be dazzlingly extravagant—otherwise, how could he possibly fool him?
After all, Zhou Fan was a protagonist who had seen the world. Ordinary trinkets wouldn’t cut it!
Jiang Che simply copied his own system shop over, but jacked up the prices by tenfold.
"Still, this alone doesn’t feel enough..."
"Nine Revolutions Golden Pill: A divine elixir forged by the Three Pure Ones. Consuming it instantly elevates the user to the Great Luo Golden Immortal realm. Price: 10 billion Virtue Points."
"Slaughter Immortal Sword Array: Capable of annihilating all beings below the Sage level and sealing an entire Primordial World. Price: 50 billion Virtue Points."
"Chaos Demon Banner: The ultimate demonic treasure, capable of refining all things in existence. A weapon of the Immortal Emperor, said to be the lifebound artifact of the first Demon Emperor who split heaven and earth."
Of course, none of these terrifying items actually existed in Jiang Che’s system shop. They were pure fabrications, designed to dazzle Zhou Fan. With price tags in the tens of billions, there was no way he could afford them anyway.
The more outrageous the claims, the better—it was all about dangling an impossibly grand carrot.
But for someone like Zhou Fan, a mere carrot wouldn’t suffice. This guy was a crafty old fox. He needed a taste of real benefits upfront—just like gambling. The house doesn’t fear winners; it fears players who quit early.
Once Zhou Fan became dependent on the system, this little demon would be firmly in Jiang Che’s grasp.
Even if the truth came out later, Jiang Che would still have Zhou Fan—this backstabbing rebel—under his thumb.
"Jiang Che~ Why are you grinning like that?"
A slightly resentful voice whispered into Jiang Che’s ear. Chen Ningshuang’s expression carried a hint of pouting displeasure.
Jiang Che hadn’t taken her to cultivate in nearly two weeks, and her progress had stagnated.
Chen Ningshuang’s cultivation had already reached the terrifying late-stage Grandmaster realm, just slightly behind Dong'er.
This once-proud genius girl was now utterly inseparable from Jiang Che.
If her solo cultivation speed was like Usain Bolt sprinting 100 meters, then cultivating with Jiang Che was like boarding a jet—completely incomparable.
Chen Ningshuang leaned in closer, her fragrant breath tickling Jiang Che’s ear. Even he couldn’t help but feel a stir of desire.
She was practically a fox spirit—who could resist that?
Jiang Che was a man who followed his whims. Some things... were best left to his instincts. After all, his gut had never steered him wrong.
With a sweep of his arm, he pulled the slender-waisted girl close.
Before getting down to business, Jiang Che thoughtfully sent the newly crafted "Sage System" to Zhou Fan.
......
Meanwhile, Zhou Fan was deep in cultivation.
Using the "Ten Thousand Souls Demonic Bamboo," he had created a secluded barrier, isolating himself completely from the outside world. Within this domain, he could cultivate without restraint—even a Heaven-Shattering expert wouldn’t detect him.
Inside the barrier, Zhou Fan’s body seethed with billowing dark energy. Before him hovered a pitch-black orb pulsating with demonic power.
"Hah... The Ten Thousand Souls Demonic Bamboo truly lives up to its name as a treasure of the demonic realm. Who dares disturb me here? Who can?"
"Heh heh heh—"
Zhou Fan’s laughter was icy, the demonic aura around him thickening.
But just then, a mechanical voice echoed in his ears.
[Ding! The Supreme Sage System has located its host. Would you like to bind?]
In an instant, the demonic energy around Zhou Fan scattered violently, and he nearly suffered a qi deviation from shock.
Fortunately, as a demonic cultivator, qi deviation wasn’t a concern.
"Who’s there? Who spoke?"
Zhou Fan shot to his feet.
Who?
Who could breach the Ten Thousand Souls Demonic Bamboo’s barrier without a sound?
Could it be a high-level Heaven-Shattering expert? Or even a half-step Divine Ascension powerhouse?
But that was impossible. Earth’s spiritual energy had long withered. Heaven-Shattering experts couldn’t emerge, let alone Divine Ascension beings.
[Ding! This system is called the 'Supreme Sage System.' Host, would you like to bind?]
"System???"
Zhou Fan’s eyes widened in shock.
For a moment, he couldn’t even process what a "system" was. After living over a thousand years in another world, his memories of Earth had faded.
But faintly, he sensed this might be an opportunity!
Anything that could invade his mind undetected had to be at least Divine Ascension-tier.
Yet, his cautious nature kept him from celebrating. A millennium in the other world had taught him one truth: the heavens never rained blessings—only traps. The greedy never lived long.
"What are you?"
The system was speechless. This guy was way too paranoid.
[This system is called the Sage System. It will nurture you into the ultimate sage. By performing good deeds, you will earn 'Virtue Points,' exchangeable for countless items in the system shop.]
Zhou Fan burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"Hahaha! A Sage System? You want me to do good deeds for Virtue Points? I, Zhou Fan, am a Demon God! And you expect me to play the saint? How laughable!"
"Kill one, and you’re a criminal. Slay a million, and you’re a conqueror. I’ve slaughtered no fewer than eight million souls, and you want me to be a saint?"
"Never. I walk the demonic path—a road of defiance, forsaken by heaven itself. My dao heart is unshakable. I will never be a 'good person.'"
Zhou Fan smirked. He didn’t know what this "system" was, but he was certain it was a trap.
Perhaps he was already a pawn in some grand scheme.
[Heh. I don’t know who’s moving the pieces, but if you think you can use Zhou Fan as a chess piece... you’d better prepare for me to flip the board.]
After a brief contemplation, Zhou Fan casually glanced at the so-called system shop.
And the next second—his mind went blank.
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
