Xiao Sisi didn't sleep all night.
She had spent the entire evening pondering the meaning behind the single period Jiang Che had sent her.
After racking her brain for half the night, it wasn’t that she had figured it out—it was just that the sun had risen!
Unconsciously, Xiao Sisi grew even more curious about that blond-haired hottie. After all, in the entertainment industry, it was rare to find someone who could write an original song like "Father"!
After a day of buzz, "Father" had exploded in popularity, skyrocketing to the top of the trending charts on all major music platforms.
"Are you there? This is Xiao Sisi, the one you kissed..."
Halfway through typing, Xiao Sisi felt it was inappropriate and quickly deleted the message, rewriting it.
"This is Xiao Sisi. Do you remember your promise to write a song for us for free?"
She decided to set aside her personal feelings for now and focus on the matter of getting a song for Wanwan.
In less than a minute, Jiang Che replied.
[Did I? I don’t recall.]
The moment she read his message, Xiao Sisi’s eyes widened in disbelief.
This guy was such a jerk! How dare he trick her? She hated liars more than anything!
Jiang Che’s impression score in Xiao Sisi’s mind: -10.
[Haha, just messing with you. Of course I remember—after all, my first kiss was with you.]
Jiang Che’s impression score: +30.
Instantly, a faint smile appeared on Xiao Sisi’s face.
"You’re lying! That couldn’t have been your first kiss—you were way too skilled! Don’t think I’m that easy to fool."
[Well, I wasn’t wrong. Do you want today’s first kiss?]
Xiao Sisi: "......"
Today’s first kiss...
So your first kiss resets every day?!
Ugh, what a scam!
Xiao Sisi mentally kicked herself.
"Alright, alright, I don’t want to talk about this anymore. You promised to write us a song for free—get it done by the end of the month so we can review it."
[Seriously? It’s almost the end of the month. Even a genius couldn’t write a song in just a few days.]
Xiao Sisi nibbled her finger, hesitating.
Ugh, it’s all Wanwan’s fault for being in such a rush to release an album!
"Then... can you hurry? If not, I’ll have to find another composer for Wanwan..."
Jiang Che smirked. Xiao Sisi was such an airhead—why wasn’t she looking for other composers at the same time?
But since this little fool had crossed paths with him, the big bad wolf, she was destined to be devoured whole.
[You can customize the song’s style and theme, but generally, it takes at least a month to complete lyrics and composition...]
"A month??? That’s way too long!!!" Xiao Sisi’s voice rose several octaves.
[My songs are guaranteed to be top quality!]
[But if you want to speed things up, there’s a way: a hug cuts three days, a kiss cuts a week, and a date cuts half a month.]
[Of course... there’s the fastest option. If you agree, I can have the song ready by tomorrow morning.]
Jiang Che was slowly baring his fangs.
Though he was a villain, he had no interest in forcing himself on women.
With his power and status, he could easily kidnap the triplets, lock them in a basement, and their father, Xiao Chuan, wouldn’t be able to do a thing about it.
The same went for Yu Wan'er and the others!
But... that would be too boring.
Like in many adult games, there were always two choices when pursuing a heroine: force the issue, which would lead to her corruption and only unlock a single special CG, ending her storyline—or take the slow route, winning her over step by step, keeping her pure while unlocking all possible scenes.
In real life, as a "gentleman," Jiang Che naturally wouldn’t do anything illegal and counterproductive.
"Wh-what?!" Xiao Sisi covered her mouth, eyes wide with shock.
A hug cuts three days, a kiss cuts a week, and a date cuts half a month?
She didn’t mind hugs, but three days wasn’t much!
A kiss was an even worse deal!
That left... a date, which seemed the most acceptable.
Suddenly, Xiao Sisi was stunned by her own thoughts. Since when had she considered going on a date with someone?
[Well? Made up your mind? You’ve got ten seconds to decide!]
[Ten, nine, eight, seven...]
Jiang Che’s relentless countdown echoed in her ears.
In that instant, Xiao Sisi froze.
"Wait, wait! I choose! I’ll go on one date... and give you a hug!"
That was her final decision!
Kissing was too scary—she couldn’t do it. A hug was much easier to handle.
As for the date... it was probably just watching a movie or shopping, right?
[Nope. Pick one.]
"Huh??? Fine, I’ll take the date!"
From start to finish, Xiao Sisi had been led by the nose, like a puppet on strings.
No matter how much she struggled, she still ended up falling right into Jiang Che’s carefully laid trap.
From the beginning, Jiang Che had aimed for the date—the other two options were just decoys.
After all, once they were on a date, hugs and kisses would come naturally, wouldn’t they?
If he couldn’t make that happen, he might as well throw away his title as the "Charming Playboy."
[Deal. It’s settled then.]
"You... write the song first, and then... then we’ll go on the date." Xiao Sisi’s face burned crimson as she spoke.
[Oh? Bargaining with me? Fine, I’ll humor you this time. What kind of song do you want? Or what style does your sister excel in?]
On the other end, Jiang Che stretched lazily. As a transmigrator, plagiarizing hit songs was child’s play.
In the past, no matter how talented he was, he couldn’t have perfectly recreated a song’s lyrics and melody.
But now, with his god-tier singing skills, Jiang Che was more than just a vocalist.
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