Jiang Che looked utterly bewildered.
"Grandma, what did I even do to you? I just got home and haven’t even touched you yet... and you’re already crying?"
His face twisted into a helpless expression—this tsundere girl’s personality was just different from ordinary girls.
What a headache!
Carrying Dong'er, he went upstairs and arrived outside Yu Wan'er’s bedroom.
Sure enough, the little one was curled up on the bed, hugging a teddy bear pillow and sulking.
"Yu Wan'er, what’s wrong? Have you gotten too bold just because I haven’t disciplined you in over a week?"
To his surprise, Yu Wan'er immediately jumped off the bed and stood in front of him, tear stains still fresh on her face. She undid her collar with her small hands, her eyes flashing with defiance.
"Go on then, if you’ve got the guts, discipline me!"
Jiang Che narrowed his eyes slightly as he observed her.
Something was off—no, something was very off.
The way Yu Wan'er was acting... it seemed like she was deliberately trying to provoke him?
In an instant, he understood. Of course!
She must have grown insecure after he ignored her for over a week.
"Heh—"
Jiang Che chuckled softly, then stepped closer and flicked the girl’s delicate nose.
"Getting this worked up over me... could it be you’ve actually fallen for me?"
"Little brat, you’ve gone and fallen in love!"
Amusement danced in his eyes as he pinched Yu Wan'er’s soft, plump cheeks—still as delightfully squishy as ever.
She used to have no baby fat on her face, but after being spoiled by Jiang Che, it had gained a layer of adorable softness, smooth to the touch.
"You...! Fine, yes! I have fallen for you, so what? You damn perverted bastard... You’re just tired of me, aren’t you???"
Contrary to expectations, Yu Wan'er didn’t tsun her way out of it—she bravely admitted her feelings.
"Oh?"
Jiang Che raised an eyebrow, then smirked. He had recorded what Yu Wan'er just said.
Getting this kind of confession out of a tsundere like her was nearly impossible.
Sure, she was admitting it now, but in a moment, she’d be back to her usual stubborn self.
He set Dong'er down. "Dong'er, go ahead and leave. I’ll come find you tonight."
Without a word, Dong'er turned and walked away.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Yu Wan'er... what was that you just said? I didn’t quite catch it."
Jiang Che slowly advanced toward her.
"You big jerk! Heartless, two-timing trash! You scumbag, waaah~~~"
Yu Wan'er cried so hard she started hiccuping, looking utterly pitiful. Most men wouldn’t be able to resist—they’d probably be willing to give her everything they had.
Jiang Che sighed. Normally, he wouldn’t hesitate to... discipline her thoroughly, and that would be the end of it.
But right now, Yu Wan'er was clearly not in her usual state. His woman... deserved to be pampered.
He walked over and gently picked her up.
Yu Wan'er was light—barely over 140 cm tall, she couldn’t weigh more than 35 kg.
"P-put me down, you scumbag!" The little loli sniffled, but her small arms instinctively tightened around Jiang Che.
"Wan'er, are you really missing the taste of my size 12 shoes?"
His words were so outrageous they nearly short-circuited Yu Wan'er’s brain.
But she didn’t respond, just turned her face away—her meaning obvious.
"Alright, alright, I give up. What am I going to do with you? With so many women around me... I can’t just revolve my world around you every day, can I?"
He sat her on his lap and began playing with her ponytail.
Yu Wan'er stayed silent, head lowered.
"Yu Wan'er, let me do the math for you—Ye Mengyao, Qin Qiaoqiao, Bai Jie, Bai Qiangwei, Chen Ningshuang... and now you. That makes fifteen women around me. If I spent all my time with you, how would the others feel?"
He counted on his fingers, and even he was a little shocked when he tallied it up.
Damn, I’m really that much of a scumbag?
Sure enough, Yu Wan'er was stunned too, her mouth forming a perfect "O."
"Y-you have fifteen women?! Are you some kind of stallion?!"
She knew Jiang Che had a lot of girls around him, but this many? That was just ridiculous!
Jiang Che smirked. "If I’m a stallion, then what does that make you? A little mare?"
Yu Wan'er instantly exploded, baring her tiny fangs like a furious kitten.
"You’re the little mare!"
"Take this, you cheater! And this! I’ll bite you to death—rawr!"
Somehow, their playful bickering took a sharp turn...
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Meanwhile, at Hangcheng Airport.
A plane touched down smoothly, and a line of black-suited bodyguards stood at attention, their sleeves bearing the label "Dragon King Security."
Then, descending from the plane was a petite girl in a black hoodie, a baseball cap, and oversized sunglasses—trying way too hard to look cool.
Xiao Wanwan, currently ranked second among the rising starlets of the nation!
Of course, talent was one thing, but what really mattered were her looks and her background.
Being the daughter of the richest man in the country? That kind of reputation was intimidating.
"Wanwan! Is that Wanwan?! Wanwan, can I get your autograph?!"
"Wanwan-jie, I’m your loyal dog—woof woof woof!"
"My greatest wish is for you to call me 'big brother' just once~~~"
Xiao Wanwan adjusted her sunglasses, her gaze beneath them dripping with disdain.
If it weren’t for fame and fortune, she’d never sing and dance for these disgusting men.
A bunch of filthy losers, thinking they could be her dogs? These greasy otaku weren’t even fit to lick her toes, bleh~~~
She gave a half-hearted wave, then turned to Xiao Sisi behind her.
"Big sis, let’s go already."
Xiao Sisi knew her sister well—in internet slang, she was a textbook "white on the outside, black on the inside" tsundere.
"Little sis, Mr. Xiao Chuan mentioned he’d like to attend your concert too."
Xiao Wanwan’s delicate brows furrowed. "Huh? Big sis, why’d you invite him? Well, whatever. If he’s coming, he’s coming. At least the old man’s good for funding..."
"Shh! Little sis, keep your voice down. We shouldn’t speak ill of Mr. Xiao Chuan in public. Besides, he’s the one paying for this concert."
Xiao Wanwan stuck out her tongue and shrugged. "Fine, fine. Big sis, hurry up—I’m starving! I heard Hangcheng has tons of good food~~~"
his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…
world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...
ave】 Shen Qingling was a man with peerless looks, a cunning mind, and the ability to play both the aloof noble and the innocent sweetheart—a master of seduction who could outplay any player. But after an untimely death, he found himself bound to a system and transmigrated into the tragic "true young master" of a melodramatic novel. In the original story, his childhood sweetheart treated him as a backup plan, his fiancée swore to break off their engagement for the sake of the "fake young master," and his own sister saw him as the family's disgrace. He was nothing more than a rat everyone wanted to stomp on. System 077: "Your mission is to change the original fate and conquer the goddesses." Shen Qingling: "Thanks for the invite. If seduction had tiers, I’d be max level." His childhood sweetheart knelt, begging for forgiveness: "Qingling, I was wrong. Please give me another chance." His ex-fiancée refused to marry anyone else: "Shen Qingling, I was blind before. In this life, I’ll marry no one but you." A yandere CEO went mad for love: "Shen Qingling, you can only like me. I’ll stop at nothing to make you mine!" His green-tea sister clung to him daily: "Brother, look at me, won’t you? I’m more obedient than them—I love you the most~" At first, they scorned and trampled on him. Later, they burned themselves like moths to a flame, all for his sake. His looks were his weapon, his sweet words the bait—heroines obsessed over him, villains turned to madness for him. Shen Qingling became a true male siren, igniting battlefield after battlefield of women fighting for his affection. Years later, when System 077—now one of the elites—was asked how to become as outstanding as it, it lazily exhaled a smoke ring and replied: "Just know how to cheer ‘666’ at the right time."
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
