Conquer Shen Yu, Break Out the Polar Coordinate System

Shen Yu was extremely frustrated because her mission progress had completely stalled.

Before she could even be worn out by Jiang Che, her "Genius System" had already been wrecked by him.

Originally, her Genius System was supposed to progress methodically—starting with winning competition gold medals, then securing a spot in university, tackling challenging academic problems, and finally solving the top-tier scientific mysteries that had puzzled scholars for centuries.

But now? She didn’t even have time to develop properly!

Jiang Che had bombarded her with countless super-difficult problems right from the start, leaving her Genius System utterly bewildered.

Shen Yu’s Genius System probably wasn’t of the highest caliber, having never encountered scientific conundrums from other dimensions. It got overly excited, devouring every problem Jiang Che threw at it.

And then it assigned Shen Yu new missions...

Poor Shen Yu, no matter how brilliant she was, couldn’t possibly rival the likes of Gauss or Euler, could she?

After all, while "chosen ones" like her were rare, they weren’t exactly scarce—but talents like Euler and Gauss were once-in-a-millennium phenomena!

It was like a maxed-out newbie player stepping out of the tutorial zone only to face the ultimate endgame boss—or worse, a whole group of them.

"Shen, here’s the coffee I got for you."

Several bespectacled boys crowded around Shen Yu, fawning over her. But obviously... if even Jiang Che couldn’t win her heart, what chance did these little sycophants have?

Shen Yu didn’t even glance at them, burying herself in a thick math textbook instead.

Her stress levels were through the roof. Even after completing the ultimate mission of unifying mathematics, there was still Phase II—using science to decipher the mysteries of martial artists and immortal cultivators.

If Shen Yu weren’t so reserved and unaccustomed to swearing, someone else in her place would’ve cursed Jiang Che’s entire family tree into oblivion by now.

"Meow~ meow~"

Huangdoufen (Soybean Powder) lay curled beside Shen Yu’s legs, wagging her tail and wiggling her butt. Having grown accustomed to her human form, she wasn’t entirely comfortable in her feline body anymore.

Moreover, Huangdoufen had developed considerable intelligence—aside from being a bit naive, she was practically no different from a human girl now.

Just then, a familiar figure approached.

Huangdoufen seemed to sense something and instantly perked up, darting excitedly to Jiang Che’s feet and circling around him. The little kitten had fully imprinted on him—she clung to Jiang Che even more than to Shen Yu.

Jiang Che chuckled, bending down to scoop Huangdoufen into his arms.

Shen Yu looked up, her expression flickering with surprise when she saw Jiang Che, but she quickly schooled her features and returned to her book.

Jiang Che walked over. "What’s this? School just started, and you’re already grinding? How are the other students supposed to keep up?"

Shen Yu remained expressionless. You’re the reason I’m stuck cramming like this—don’t play dumb.

Jiang Che’s presence sent waves of pressure through the other math majors.

His reputation preceded him—a notorious playboy. Was he setting his sights on Shen Yu now?

But remembering Shen Yu’s aloof personality, they reassured themselves. What can money do? There’s no way she’d go with him!

"Jiang Che, if you’ve got nothing important, leave. I’m swamped with tasks," Shen Yu said, adjusting her glasses as she met his gaze.

"Then I’ll take Huangdoufen with me?" Jiang Che jiggled the kitten in his arms.

Huangdoufen, understanding his words, meowed eagerly in response.

"No!" Shen Yu slammed her book shut. Let Jiang Che take Huangdoufen? Absolutely not!

She knew exactly what he was up to.

Not long ago at his place, she’d let her guard down for a second, and that bastard Jiang Che had "devoured" little Huangdoufen. There was no way she’d let him take her again!

"Fine, then I won’t take her... I’ll take you instead?" Jiang Che smirked.

"Also no," Shen Yu said firmly.

"I’ll cook you a feast tonight—chef’s specialty. Whatever you want, I’ll make it."

Shen Yu hesitated for a split second before her stomach betrayed her with an audible growl. "Still no. Just go home."

"How about I help you solve some academic problems for free?"

Jiang Che upped the ante.

"Deal!" Shen Yu set her book aside and stood up.

Jiang Che grinned, leaned in to steal a kiss, and then whisked Shen Yu away in full view of everyone.

The students could only stare in disbelief, one still holding the steaming cup of coffee meant for Shen Yu.

"No way... How could Shen Yu just go with him? Just because he’s rich?"

"Uh, reminder—Jiang Che isn’t just rich. He was the national college entrance exam champion. Perfect scores."

"Unbelievable. The math department already has so few girls, and now he’s taken one. The rest are all... subpar."

After indulging in too many easy conquests, Jiang Che had begun savoring the slow chase.

Girls like Qin Qiaoqiao and Qiangwei were practically handed to him on a silver platter—some, like Bai Jie, even threw themselves at him.

But Shen Yu? She was a whole different challenge.

Her personality was ruthlessly logical. Ordinary romantic tactics couldn’t faze her—or perhaps she simply lacked the capacity for love.

With Jiang Che’s usual playbook, most girls would’ve fallen head over heels by now. But Shen Yu? At best, she saw him as a stress-relief tool.

And that lit a competitive fire in Jiang Che.

"So? This mathematical concept is something you’ve never seen before, right?"

Jiang Che propped his chin on his hand, smirking.

Post-"enlightenment," the two were now in a state of scholarly clarity, so naturally, they turned to academic discussion.

First, derive the function... then apply the squeeze theorem...

Yep—flawless logic!

Shen Yu wore nothing but a thin white camisole nightgown, her pale thighs on full display. But right now, she was too engrossed to care about modesty.

Frowning, she wrestled with the knowledge Jiang Che had just shared.

These were concepts Jiang Che had extracted from the "Tome of Mathematics" and passed on to her.

It was an entirely new branch of mathematical thought—one that didn’t exist in this world!

"This... this is mathematical knowledge from another world?" Shen Yu’s voice trembled with excitement. If this revolutionary framework were made public, the uproar in academia would be unimaginable.

"What if I told you I created it myself? Would you believe me?" Jiang Che teased.

Shen Yu shot him a sidelong glance. "No. I can tell you’re just the messenger, not the originator."

"Jiang Che, what’s this called?"

He smirked. This world’s geometry was underdeveloped—polar coordinates hadn’t even been conceived yet.

So of course, he’d repurposed it as a pickup tool!

If the mathematical model of polar coordinates were made public, it would undoubtedly earn its creator a place in history. But Young Master Jiang simply refuses to do so—he’s far more interested in chasing women. Compared to picking up girls... what does eternal fame even matter?

Besides, he possesses the Elixir of Infinite Longevity.

Here’s a joke for you: since when do immortals care about history?