Ji Ningxue left the Jiang family in a flustered state without even having dinner.
Everything that happened today had truly opened her eyes—she never knew a guy could be such a scumbag to this extent.
"Ugh, if I'd known this little jerk was like this, I wouldn’t have given myself to him~~~"
Ji Ningxue kept grumbling inwardly about Jiang Che.
But did she really regret it?
The answer was probably written all over her face.
She might blame Jiang Che for his playboy ways, but if time could rewind, even knowing the situation around him... she’d still choose Jiang Che without hesitation.
"Pfft, as if I’d give birth to five kids for such a scumbag? No way... I refuse to let my children call other women 'godmother'!"
"Hmm... three kids max, not a single one more!"
Ji Ningxue sulked alone, but even her anger was adorable—such was the charm of a woman hopelessly in love.
Just then, her phone rang.
"Hehe, Ningning, did you go check out the Jiang family? So? Do you like what you see?"
Gu Lingfei’s teasing tone instantly left Ji Ningxue speechless.
"Feifei, you... you totally set me up! You knew full well that little Che has so many girls around him..."
"Hey hey hey, don’t go accusing me! I made it clear at the class reunion that Che was my boyfriend. Technically, you’re the one who swooped in."
Gu Lingfei paused before continuing, "But honestly, Che is the best option for you. Sure, he’s a player... but at least he’s way better than that useless husband of yours. You don’t want to waste the rest of your life on a loser, do you?"
Ji Ningxue still felt a bit uneasy. "But I was his first love~~~ And now I’ve just handed myself over to some brat for nothing."
"Then let me ask you—were the days with Jiang Che fulfilling? Satisfying? Happy?"
The question stunned Ji Ningxue. She couldn’t argue with that. "Fulfilling" didn’t even begin to cover it.
It was beyond fulfilling—it was overflowing!
After a long drought, her little sapling had practically been drowned in a flood these past few days.
Noticing Ji Ningxue’s silence, Gu Lingfei reassured her, "Ningning, Jiang Che is now the boss of Yuanche Pharmaceutical. Being with him means the Ji Group has a powerful backer too..."
Ji Ningxue fell silent. Jiang Che had been secretly supporting the Ji Group, pouring over a billion into it.
Not to mention, he’d given her the priceless "Youth Elixir." Though she complained about his philandering, no one wanted to bear his child more than she did.
Well... except maybe Bai Jie, that obsessive girl.
......
Speaking of Bai Jie, Jiang Che still had a headache over her.
Despite being a man of extraordinary prowess, Jiang Che was utterly powerless against Bai Jie.
And now, with her newfound ancient martial arts skills, she’d become even more... durable.
Who could’ve imagined just how wild an obsessive girl could get when unleashed?
Only Jiang Che, with his overwhelming strength, could keep her in check. Anyone weaker would’ve been locked in a dark room by her instead.
She was a terror even cream puffs and champagne couldn’t pacify—a challenge on par with a divine-level expert. Truly fearsome!
"Jiang Che~"
Upstairs, Chen Ningshuang’s eyes lit up at the sight of him.
Jiang Che’s lips twitched, his kidneys aching faintly. "Ahem, Shuang’er, your skills have improved a bit too rapidly lately. You should take it easy."
Chen Ningshuang covered her mouth, giggling. "Wow, even you have your limits now?"
Jiang Che rubbed his temples helplessly.
He felt like his entire body was about to fall apart—and this was coming from a grandmaster-level expert with a healing factor from the Deadpool genes, capable of endless regeneration.
Yet even with all these cheats, he was spent!
With Hangzhou University starting tomorrow, Ye Mengyao and the others had staged a joint rebellion!
No matter how capable he was, fighting multiple battles at once was tough. Even the sharpest sword would lose its edge after being sheathed six or seven times.
Jiang Che was officially out of commission!
"Hehe, Jiang Che, want me to massage your legs?" Chen Ningshuang, dressed in simple attire, her glossy black hair neatly tied, smiled sweetly—a far cry from her former martial-obsessed self.
"Perfect. Shuang’er really is the best."
Jiang Che sighed. How the mighty have fallen!
Sigh~ If only he could get his hands on some top-tier body-refining technique.
Just then, his phone rang.
"Who’s calling now? So annoying!" Chen Ningshuang grumbled.
Jiang Che smirked at the caller ID. Raising a finger to his lips, he whispered, "Your brother. Chen Hao."
As soon as he answered, Chen Hao’s frantic voice burst through.
"Jiang Che! I’ve got urgent news—you’re being targeted! Someone’s out to kill you! They’re plotting against you!"
His tone was deadly serious, laced with fear.
"Oh? Who wants me dead?" Jiang Che replied lazily.
Hearing his nonchalance, Chen Hao snapped.
"Are you even listening?! If you weren’t Shuang’er’s man, I wouldn’t risk my neck to warn you! You have no idea what kind of enemy you’re up against!!!"
Jiang Che chuckled inwardly. This brother-in-law wasn’t half bad. Maybe his "Trolling System" could permanently bind him as a favor—grant him a heaven-sent opportunity!
But hey, he was family. Trolling him came guilt-free.
"Shuang’er, put some strength into it. Did you skip dinner?" Jiang Che teased deliberately.
Chen Ningshuang rolled her eyes but increased the pressure slightly.
"Jiang Che!!! GODDAMMIT, I’m here trying to save your life, and you’re over there bullying my sister?!"
[Ding! Host successfully trolled himself. +10,000 trolling points.]
The system’s final blow left Chen Hao utterly speechless. What the actual hell?!
Jiang Che grinned and hung up.
Chen Hao was his inside man in the Chosen Ones Association—every move he made was under Jiang Che’s surveillance.
Yet this clueless brother-in-law still hadn’t realized something was off. Adorably dumb.
"Jiang Che, my brother... isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He says a lot of stupid things. Don’t take him seriously," Chen Ningshuang said while massaging him, casually throwing Chen Hao under the bus.
Once, Chen Hao had been her idol. But after meeting Jiang Che, his status in her heart had plummeted.
Unbeknownst to her, Jiang Che hadn’t actually hung up—he’d just muted the call.
Every word of Chen Ningshuang’s roast session reached Chen Hao’s ears in crystal-clear detail.
Even through the phone screen, Jiang Che could hear Chen Hao's heart shattering.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
