Ji Ningxue left the Jiang family in a flustered state without even having dinner.
Everything that happened today had truly opened her eyes—she never knew a guy could be such a scumbag to this extent.
"Ugh, if I'd known this little jerk was like this, I wouldn’t have given myself to him~~~"
Ji Ningxue kept grumbling inwardly about Jiang Che.
But did she really regret it?
The answer was probably written all over her face.
She might blame Jiang Che for his playboy ways, but if time could rewind, even knowing the situation around him... she’d still choose Jiang Che without hesitation.
"Pfft, as if I’d give birth to five kids for such a scumbag? No way... I refuse to let my children call other women 'godmother'!"
"Hmm... three kids max, not a single one more!"
Ji Ningxue sulked alone, but even her anger was adorable—such was the charm of a woman hopelessly in love.
Just then, her phone rang.
"Hehe, Ningning, did you go check out the Jiang family? So? Do you like what you see?"
Gu Lingfei’s teasing tone instantly left Ji Ningxue speechless.
"Feifei, you... you totally set me up! You knew full well that little Che has so many girls around him..."
"Hey hey hey, don’t go accusing me! I made it clear at the class reunion that Che was my boyfriend. Technically, you’re the one who swooped in."
Gu Lingfei paused before continuing, "But honestly, Che is the best option for you. Sure, he’s a player... but at least he’s way better than that useless husband of yours. You don’t want to waste the rest of your life on a loser, do you?"
Ji Ningxue still felt a bit uneasy. "But I was his first love~~~ And now I’ve just handed myself over to some brat for nothing."
"Then let me ask you—were the days with Jiang Che fulfilling? Satisfying? Happy?"
The question stunned Ji Ningxue. She couldn’t argue with that. "Fulfilling" didn’t even begin to cover it.
It was beyond fulfilling—it was overflowing!
After a long drought, her little sapling had practically been drowned in a flood these past few days.
Noticing Ji Ningxue’s silence, Gu Lingfei reassured her, "Ningning, Jiang Che is now the boss of Yuanche Pharmaceutical. Being with him means the Ji Group has a powerful backer too..."
Ji Ningxue fell silent. Jiang Che had been secretly supporting the Ji Group, pouring over a billion into it.
Not to mention, he’d given her the priceless "Youth Elixir." Though she complained about his philandering, no one wanted to bear his child more than she did.
Well... except maybe Bai Jie, that obsessive girl.
......
Speaking of Bai Jie, Jiang Che still had a headache over her.
Despite being a man of extraordinary prowess, Jiang Che was utterly powerless against Bai Jie.
And now, with her newfound ancient martial arts skills, she’d become even more... durable.
Who could’ve imagined just how wild an obsessive girl could get when unleashed?
Only Jiang Che, with his overwhelming strength, could keep her in check. Anyone weaker would’ve been locked in a dark room by her instead.
She was a terror even cream puffs and champagne couldn’t pacify—a challenge on par with a divine-level expert. Truly fearsome!
"Jiang Che~"
Upstairs, Chen Ningshuang’s eyes lit up at the sight of him.
Jiang Che’s lips twitched, his kidneys aching faintly. "Ahem, Shuang’er, your skills have improved a bit too rapidly lately. You should take it easy."
Chen Ningshuang covered her mouth, giggling. "Wow, even you have your limits now?"
Jiang Che rubbed his temples helplessly.
He felt like his entire body was about to fall apart—and this was coming from a grandmaster-level expert with a healing factor from the Deadpool genes, capable of endless regeneration.
Yet even with all these cheats, he was spent!
With Hangzhou University starting tomorrow, Ye Mengyao and the others had staged a joint rebellion!
No matter how capable he was, fighting multiple battles at once was tough. Even the sharpest sword would lose its edge after being sheathed six or seven times.
Jiang Che was officially out of commission!
"Hehe, Jiang Che, want me to massage your legs?" Chen Ningshuang, dressed in simple attire, her glossy black hair neatly tied, smiled sweetly—a far cry from her former martial-obsessed self.
"Perfect. Shuang’er really is the best."
Jiang Che sighed. How the mighty have fallen!
Sigh~ If only he could get his hands on some top-tier body-refining technique.
Just then, his phone rang.
"Who’s calling now? So annoying!" Chen Ningshuang grumbled.
Jiang Che smirked at the caller ID. Raising a finger to his lips, he whispered, "Your brother. Chen Hao."
As soon as he answered, Chen Hao’s frantic voice burst through.
"Jiang Che! I’ve got urgent news—you’re being targeted! Someone’s out to kill you! They’re plotting against you!"
His tone was deadly serious, laced with fear.
"Oh? Who wants me dead?" Jiang Che replied lazily.
Hearing his nonchalance, Chen Hao snapped.
"Are you even listening?! If you weren’t Shuang’er’s man, I wouldn’t risk my neck to warn you! You have no idea what kind of enemy you’re up against!!!"
Jiang Che chuckled inwardly. This brother-in-law wasn’t half bad. Maybe his "Trolling System" could permanently bind him as a favor—grant him a heaven-sent opportunity!
But hey, he was family. Trolling him came guilt-free.
"Shuang’er, put some strength into it. Did you skip dinner?" Jiang Che teased deliberately.
Chen Ningshuang rolled her eyes but increased the pressure slightly.
"Jiang Che!!! GODDAMMIT, I’m here trying to save your life, and you’re over there bullying my sister?!"
[Ding! Host successfully trolled himself. +10,000 trolling points.]
The system’s final blow left Chen Hao utterly speechless. What the actual hell?!
Jiang Che grinned and hung up.
Chen Hao was his inside man in the Chosen Ones Association—every move he made was under Jiang Che’s surveillance.
Yet this clueless brother-in-law still hadn’t realized something was off. Adorably dumb.
"Jiang Che, my brother... isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He says a lot of stupid things. Don’t take him seriously," Chen Ningshuang said while massaging him, casually throwing Chen Hao under the bus.
Once, Chen Hao had been her idol. But after meeting Jiang Che, his status in her heart had plummeted.
Unbeknownst to her, Jiang Che hadn’t actually hung up—he’d just muted the call.
Every word of Chen Ningshuang’s roast session reached Chen Hao’s ears in crystal-clear detail.
Even through the phone screen, Jiang Che could hear Chen Hao's heart shattering.
iving with nine beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…] Lin Yu: ??? I’m clearly in a shared rental, but you’re saying I’m in the Joyous Sect? Watering plants is now [Tending to Spiritual Flora]? Cooking becomes [Researching Elixirs]? Making the bed turns into [Setting Up Formations]? A gentle and innocent auntie, twin classmates, a mysterious hacker girl on leave, a severely socially anxious artist, an elementary school Chinese teacher, a community hospital nurse, a pet shop owner, an antique clock restorer… This system… is kinda interesting.
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
g Yu was preparing for retirement when her organization decided to eliminate her. She transmigrated to a zombie apocalypse world. However, a tiny unexpected situation occurred: She somehow transformed into an adorable little girl?!
