Ji Ningxue left the Jiang family in a flustered state without even having dinner.
Everything that happened today had truly opened her eyes—she never knew a guy could be such a scumbag to this extent.
"Ugh, if I'd known this little jerk was like this, I wouldn’t have given myself to him~~~"
Ji Ningxue kept grumbling inwardly about Jiang Che.
But did she really regret it?
The answer was probably written all over her face.
She might blame Jiang Che for his playboy ways, but if time could rewind, even knowing the situation around him... she’d still choose Jiang Che without hesitation.
"Pfft, as if I’d give birth to five kids for such a scumbag? No way... I refuse to let my children call other women 'godmother'!"
"Hmm... three kids max, not a single one more!"
Ji Ningxue sulked alone, but even her anger was adorable—such was the charm of a woman hopelessly in love.
Just then, her phone rang.
"Hehe, Ningning, did you go check out the Jiang family? So? Do you like what you see?"
Gu Lingfei’s teasing tone instantly left Ji Ningxue speechless.
"Feifei, you... you totally set me up! You knew full well that little Che has so many girls around him..."
"Hey hey hey, don’t go accusing me! I made it clear at the class reunion that Che was my boyfriend. Technically, you’re the one who swooped in."
Gu Lingfei paused before continuing, "But honestly, Che is the best option for you. Sure, he’s a player... but at least he’s way better than that useless husband of yours. You don’t want to waste the rest of your life on a loser, do you?"
Ji Ningxue still felt a bit uneasy. "But I was his first love~~~ And now I’ve just handed myself over to some brat for nothing."
"Then let me ask you—were the days with Jiang Che fulfilling? Satisfying? Happy?"
The question stunned Ji Ningxue. She couldn’t argue with that. "Fulfilling" didn’t even begin to cover it.
It was beyond fulfilling—it was overflowing!
After a long drought, her little sapling had practically been drowned in a flood these past few days.
Noticing Ji Ningxue’s silence, Gu Lingfei reassured her, "Ningning, Jiang Che is now the boss of Yuanche Pharmaceutical. Being with him means the Ji Group has a powerful backer too..."
Ji Ningxue fell silent. Jiang Che had been secretly supporting the Ji Group, pouring over a billion into it.
Not to mention, he’d given her the priceless "Youth Elixir." Though she complained about his philandering, no one wanted to bear his child more than she did.
Well... except maybe Bai Jie, that obsessive girl.
......
Speaking of Bai Jie, Jiang Che still had a headache over her.
Despite being a man of extraordinary prowess, Jiang Che was utterly powerless against Bai Jie.
And now, with her newfound ancient martial arts skills, she’d become even more... durable.
Who could’ve imagined just how wild an obsessive girl could get when unleashed?
Only Jiang Che, with his overwhelming strength, could keep her in check. Anyone weaker would’ve been locked in a dark room by her instead.
She was a terror even cream puffs and champagne couldn’t pacify—a challenge on par with a divine-level expert. Truly fearsome!
"Jiang Che~"
Upstairs, Chen Ningshuang’s eyes lit up at the sight of him.
Jiang Che’s lips twitched, his kidneys aching faintly. "Ahem, Shuang’er, your skills have improved a bit too rapidly lately. You should take it easy."
Chen Ningshuang covered her mouth, giggling. "Wow, even you have your limits now?"
Jiang Che rubbed his temples helplessly.
He felt like his entire body was about to fall apart—and this was coming from a grandmaster-level expert with a healing factor from the Deadpool genes, capable of endless regeneration.
Yet even with all these cheats, he was spent!
With Hangzhou University starting tomorrow, Ye Mengyao and the others had staged a joint rebellion!
No matter how capable he was, fighting multiple battles at once was tough. Even the sharpest sword would lose its edge after being sheathed six or seven times.
Jiang Che was officially out of commission!
"Hehe, Jiang Che, want me to massage your legs?" Chen Ningshuang, dressed in simple attire, her glossy black hair neatly tied, smiled sweetly—a far cry from her former martial-obsessed self.
"Perfect. Shuang’er really is the best."
Jiang Che sighed. How the mighty have fallen!
Sigh~ If only he could get his hands on some top-tier body-refining technique.
Just then, his phone rang.
"Who’s calling now? So annoying!" Chen Ningshuang grumbled.
Jiang Che smirked at the caller ID. Raising a finger to his lips, he whispered, "Your brother. Chen Hao."
As soon as he answered, Chen Hao’s frantic voice burst through.
"Jiang Che! I’ve got urgent news—you’re being targeted! Someone’s out to kill you! They’re plotting against you!"
His tone was deadly serious, laced with fear.
"Oh? Who wants me dead?" Jiang Che replied lazily.
Hearing his nonchalance, Chen Hao snapped.
"Are you even listening?! If you weren’t Shuang’er’s man, I wouldn’t risk my neck to warn you! You have no idea what kind of enemy you’re up against!!!"
Jiang Che chuckled inwardly. This brother-in-law wasn’t half bad. Maybe his "Trolling System" could permanently bind him as a favor—grant him a heaven-sent opportunity!
But hey, he was family. Trolling him came guilt-free.
"Shuang’er, put some strength into it. Did you skip dinner?" Jiang Che teased deliberately.
Chen Ningshuang rolled her eyes but increased the pressure slightly.
"Jiang Che!!! GODDAMMIT, I’m here trying to save your life, and you’re over there bullying my sister?!"
[Ding! Host successfully trolled himself. +10,000 trolling points.]
The system’s final blow left Chen Hao utterly speechless. What the actual hell?!
Jiang Che grinned and hung up.
Chen Hao was his inside man in the Chosen Ones Association—every move he made was under Jiang Che’s surveillance.
Yet this clueless brother-in-law still hadn’t realized something was off. Adorably dumb.
"Jiang Che, my brother... isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. He says a lot of stupid things. Don’t take him seriously," Chen Ningshuang said while massaging him, casually throwing Chen Hao under the bus.
Once, Chen Hao had been her idol. But after meeting Jiang Che, his status in her heart had plummeted.
Unbeknownst to her, Jiang Che hadn’t actually hung up—he’d just muted the call.
Every word of Chen Ningshuang’s roast session reached Chen Hao’s ears in crystal-clear detail.
Even through the phone screen, Jiang Che could hear Chen Hao's heart shattering.
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
