Yu Wan'er's Little Scheme, Auntie War God Strikes

Yu Wan'er was completely stunned.

Jiang Che!!!

How on earth did he get in here?

Before she entered, she had clearly locked the bedroom door.

But now, she should be more concerned about... her own safety!

What would happen to a girl who had just finished showering, wrapped in a towel, when seen by a man? There was no need to think about it.

"Jiang Che, how did you get in here???"

The little loli clutched her towel tightly.

Even her tiny toes curled up, leaving only her little head exposed, glaring at Jiang Che.

"Oh~ Your bedroom is connected to mine. Didn't you know?"

Jiang Che pointed to the balcony door as he spoke.

Goodness, the balcony door directly connected the two bedrooms.

"You... you pervert, get out now!"

Jiang Che was only wearing a pair of loose shorts, his upper body completely bare.

After several rounds of system enhancements, his physique... was nearly perfect!

Six-pack abs, like hard stones, were embedded in the boy's abdomen, not as terrifying as those of a bodybuilder... but containing a terrifying explosive power.

Combined with Jiang Che's handsome face, it was hard for any girl to resist him at this moment.

Even Yu Wan'er couldn't help but gulp.

[Yu Wan'er: How does this jerk have such a great body? I haven't seen him exercise at all!]

[Yu Wan'er: Hmph! Jerk is still a jerk! No matter how good his body is, it doesn't change the fact that he's a jerk!]

[Yu Wan'er: What does he want? Jiang Che definitely wants to bully me, but I won't let him succeed... If he gets rough with me, I'll call the police... No, I'll just scream, but would that even work?]

[Yu Wan'er: I think I know why Jiang Che's mom wanted me to stay in this bedroom. That's her intention... heh... what a loving mother she is to her son.]

The little loli's thoughts were all overheard by Jiang Che.

He was quite satisfied with this 'Heart-Reading' skill.

For Jiang Che, who was a bit of a mild pervert, this skill was simply divine!

Listening to a girl's thoughts was even more fun than directly flirting with her.

......

"What's wrong? This is my house... can't I come in?"

Jiang Che smiled casually.

He was quite interested in Yu Wan'er, this little girl.

Seeing Jiang Che's shameless demeanor, Yu Wan'er understood... Jiang Che was a super pervert, and tonight she might be doomed.

"Jiang Che, and I have to take my mom for dialysis tomorrow."

The little loli started using her secret weapon.

Cuteness!

Honestly, Yu Wan'er's cuteness technique was already at a master level, even making Jiang Che a bit soft-hearted.

"You're not young anymore. You're 19, a month older than me. I should call you sister... right? Sister Wan'er!"

Jiang Che's words made Yu Wan'er lose it.

This guy had no shame... no, he had no face at all!

"By the way, you're older than Ye Mengyao, right? Why do you call her sister?" Jiang Che asked curiously.

"Hmph, mind your own business!" Yu Wan'er snapped.

[Yu Wan'er: I don't want to call Ye Mengyao sister either, but she thinks I look much younger than her, so she forces me to call her sister!]

Jiang Che: "Well, I'll be damned, so that's how it is."

......

"Jiang Che... why do you always bully me?"

"I've never provoked you, so why are you so mean? Why don't you bully someone else? Why don't you bully Ye Mengyao?"

Thinking about these days' experiences, Yu Wan'er felt wronged and wanted to cry...

But ever since she met Jiang Che, her bottom line had been repeatedly broken.

She was starting to be afraid, afraid that she would really fall for Jiang Che's sugar-coated bullets!

She didn't want this!

...

At the crucial moment, Yu Wan'er seemed to sense something.

Her cheeks turned red first, but then she breathed a sigh of relief.

Saved...

"Jiang... Jiang Che, I'm on my period! It really came!"

Yu Wan'er had never been so grateful for her period.

Because of her weak constitution, she often suffered from dysmenorrhea... so she hated her period, but at this moment... the evil period saved her life.

[Yu Wan'er: Thank God, Aunt Flo, I love you.]

She was really scared. How could Jiang Che's size 45 feet fit into her size 38 shoes?

Jiang Che: "......"

Seeing Yu Wan'er scurry into the bathroom, Jiang Che leaned against the headboard, gently rubbing his forehead, looking a bit annoyed.

"Damn author! Is this how the protagonist is treated? I just try to touch the female lead... and you give me a period?"

Why can't I touch the female lead?

Because I'm the villain, that's why!

"You dog, even if I have to cross dimensions, I'll cut off your dog head!"

Jiang Che complained a few times.

But he wasn't in a hurry, because Yu Wan'er was already in his grasp.

Like Yu Wan'er, although this girl was quite cunning, peeling off her layers of camouflage... she was just a fragile girl.

(Spare me, I've been locked in the little black room four times, Grandpa Shenhe, spare me, I'll kowtow to you)

......

Yu Wan'er soon came out of the bathroom, wearing a pure white nightgown. This nightgown was clearly too big for Yu Wan'er, at least one size larger.

After coming out, Yu Wan'er felt completely relieved.

[Yu Wan'er: Hmph, Jiang Che, you pervert, you stinking jerk, I'm on my period... what can you do to me?]

Yu Wan'er's mood was fantastic, even taunting Jiang Che in her heart.

For her now, her period was a protective talisman.

Although she was overjoyed, her expression was quite bad because she was really in pain!

The girl held her stomach, her expression as bitter as a gourd.

"Jiang Che, I'm on my period, my stomach hurts so much."

[Yu Wan'er: Ouch... it really hurts, is this the price for escaping Jiang Che's clutches? I want to cry ╥﹏╥]

Hearing Yu Wan'er's thoughts, Jiang Che chuckled.

See that? That's Yu Wan'er!

What is a green tea? This is what a green tea is,

One face outside, another inside, like an old sow wearing a bra, one after another.

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