"Ahhh, this feels amazing~~~~"
Chen Hao on the third floor was enjoying a full-body massage with aromatic oils from a foreign masseuse.
Of course, he hadn't forgotten about Yang Ming's situation.
[Ding! Host successfully screwed over Yang Ming, gaining 5,000 "Screw You" points.]
The brutal beating had brought Chen Hao a hefty profit.
"Yang Ming is a Chosen One after all—he won't die so easily. But even if he survives this time, I’ll still take his clairvoyant eyes."
A ruthless glint flashed in Chen Hao's eyes.
Ever since binding with the "Screw You" System, he had completely embraced the darkness—no emotions, no mercy.
To him, everyone marked as a "screw-you target" was just prey. Nothing more.
About ten minutes later, the system chimed again.
[Ding! Host completed the mission—gouging out Yang Ming’s clairvoyant eyes. Reward: 100,000 "Screw You" points.]
Chen Hao snapped his fingers. "But I can’t let him die. He’s still a good cash cow."
With that, he pulled up his pants and rushed out.
Seeing Yang Ming half-dead with both eyes gouged out, Chen Hao immediately turned on the waterworks, tears streaming down his face like a seasoned actor.
[Wait… huh? This guy can’t even see me. Who am I crying for?]
The tears stopped mid-flow.
"Let go of my brother!" Chen Hao’s voice boomed across the casino.
Yang Ming, barely clinging to life, seemed to grasp at this lifeline. "Brother Chen! Brother Chen, save me!"
"Little Yang, I’m too late~~~"
Chen Hao’s wails were downright heartbreaking. Then, with a display of grandmaster-level prowess, he stunned the crowd, flexed his dominance, and took Yang Ming away.
......
"Damn, Chen Hao’s got a traitorous streak now? Playing mind games?"
Jiang Che had noticed Chen Hao’s every move—after all, the guy had just exploded with over two million points. There was no hiding that kind of energy.
"But bro-in-law, even if you’ve got a rebellious bone, you’re still in my palm. Heh heh heh—"
After his luck ran dry, Chen Hao had gradually morphed into the prototype of a villain.
"Jiang Che, what’s wrong with my brother?" Chen Ningshuang asked, puzzled.
"Nothing much. I’m just in a bad mood. When we train later, you might have to endure a bit of hardship."
Chen Ningshuang’s eyes lit up. She was just one step away from becoming a grandmaster!
By now, she had grown dependent on Jiang Che’s help in cultivation. Once you’ve ridden a sports car, who’d want to go back to a tricycle? Impossible!
"I… I don’t mind. Jiang Che, as long as you can help me break through to grandmaster, it’s fine."
Her delicate face was filled with unwavering determination—pure thirst for power, no distractions.
...
Evening.
"Boom—"
A dull thud echoed as Chen Ningshuang lost control of her surging internal energy, nearly blowing up the bed.
At the same time, her cultivation officially crossed the threshold from peak master to grandmaster.
A faint martial domain enveloped the entire Jiang family villa.
Jiang Che, however, was in an awkward spot. His cultivation talent was abysmal—stuck at peak master, unable to advance to grandmaster no matter how many dual cultivation sessions he tried.
"Jiang Che, I did it."
Chen Ningshuang’s face radiated unparalleled excitement. Once upon a time, becoming a grandmaster had been her lifelong goal.
Even with her confidence in her talent, she had estimated it would take at least fifteen years.
But now? In less than half a year by Jiang Che’s side, she had achieved it. This terrifying speed was something she’d never dared dream of!
"Heh… Satisfied already? My cultivation talent might suck, but my ‘root bone’ doesn’t!"
Jiang Che smirked suggestively. By now, Chen Ningshuang was a seasoned veteran—she knew exactly what he meant.
"Whether it sucks or not… I’ll have to test it myself." She smirked, her eyes as alluring as a fox’s.
Just then—
BAM!
The bedroom door was kicked open.
"What the hell are you two doing?! Can’t you let people sleep? Renovating or fighting in here?!"
Yu Wan'er stood there in pajamas, barefoot, rubbing her sleepy eyes but fuming with rage.
The noise from Chen Ningshuang’s breakthrough had jolted the little loli awake. Forced out of sleep, she was now fearless and ready to throw hands with anyone.
Chen Ningshuang winced. "Sorry, Wan'er… Didn’t mean to disturb you."
Jiang Che licked his lips and waved a hand. "Yu Wan'er, your cultivation’s lacking too. Let me help you break through to Transform Force."
A surge of energy yanked Yu Wan'er right into his grasp.
Chen Ningshuang blinked, then quickly understood Jiang Che’s intentions, her cheeks flushing slightly.
...
"Knock knock knock—"
Someone rapped on the door.
"Which bastard is knocking now?" Jiang Che cursed inwardly.
[Jiang Che, I’m sorry >︿<]
"Shh, quiet. Someone’s here." He pressed a hand over the little loli’s mouth to silence her.
[You @#¥&!@!]
Jiang Che stuffed Yu Wan'er under the blankets—she was so tiny, she disappeared completely.
"Jiang Che? You… still awake?"
Gu Lingfei stepped inside after knocking.
"Lingfei-jie, what’s up? Hmm—"
Jiang Che’s eye twitched. This damn loli was taking advantage of the situation to mess with him?!
A big-shot villain like him, outplayed by a brat? He’d have to reclaim his dignity later.
"Che, it’s nothing major. I’ve got a class reunion coming up. Wanna come with me? You can pretend to be my boyfriend..."
Jiang Che’s lips curled.
"Lingfei-jie, didn’t you study abroad? You lived overseas for seven or eight years. What classmates are these?"
Gu Lingfei sighed. "High school classmates. They insisted on inviting me. A close friend is dragging me along—I couldn’t refuse."
Jiang Che facepalmed. Was this the classic "class reunion" trope from urban novels?
This plotline appeared in almost every damn book—eleven out of ten, even. And now he was stuck in it?
Logically, Gu Lingfei was now the CEO of a listed company. Her high school classmates were in a completely different world—the class divide was like heaven and earth.
"So the issue isn’t with Gu Lingfei. That means someone else triggered this ‘class reunion’ trope. Another Chosen One, perhaps?"
Jiang Che’s interest was piqued. Ever since becoming a villain, he’d grown hyper-aware of these cliché plotlines.
"Lingfei-jie, who’s this ‘close friend’ of yours?"
Jiang Che narrowed his eyes and asked.

agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)

u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"