[Ding! Host successfully showed off, rewarded with 100 Show-off Points.]
[Ding! Host pulled off a stylish stunt, rewarded with 200 Show-off Points.]
As the old saying goes, those who heed advice never go hungry!
Jiang Ruoxu changed into a white traditional Hanfu outfit, tied a headband inscribed with ancient seal script around his forehead, and strapped a longsword to his back. The whole ensemble gave him the aura of a legendary swordsman from ancient times.
The fact that Jiang Yunhuang managed to marry over a dozen concubines in his youth was proof enough that the Jiang family had good genes. At the very least, Jiang Ruoxu was far more handsome than those pretty-boy idols in the entertainment industry.
He was practicing swordplay in a park, all for the sake of showing off—marketing it as "A Young Master Swordsman's Performance!"
A martial arts master wielding a sword naturally exuded an air of grandeur, with dazzling special effects worthy of a multi-million-dollar production, leaving onlookers utterly mesmerized.
The fallen leaves on the ground swirled into the air, swept up by the fierce sword energy, while the sharp ringing of the blade echoed through the surroundings, thrilling the growing crowd.
Within just ten minutes, hundreds had gathered around the park, and the numbers kept rising!
Though martial artists were no secret in Dragon Country, grandmasters were still exceedingly rare—out of a population of over a billion, only a few hundred existed.
With so many people around, it wasn’t long before smartphones came out to capture the moment.
And so, much like Ye Liangchen, the previous host of the "Ultimate Show-off System," Jiang Ruoxu quickly discovered a new way to utilize his system!
[Ding! Host successfully awed 30,000 live-stream viewers, rewarded with 3,000 Show-off Points.]
Jiang Ruoxu’s eyes lit up, excitement surging through him.
[Master, Master, I know what to do now—live streaming! I’ll start a channel to show off!]
[Master, you have to believe me. I’ll earn enough to buy you a Body Refinement Pill in no time!]
A glance at the price of the Supreme Body Refinement Pill made him gulp—a whopping 10 million Show-off Points. The standard version cost only 1 million, but his master deserved nothing but the best.
...
"Hah, this kid’s got some flair!"
How could Jiang Che not notice such a massive influx of points in his system?
Jiang Ruoxu’s latest stunt had earned him 5,000 Show-off Points, which translated to 50,000 points for Jiang Che.
Of course, in Jiang Che’s system, a Supreme Body Refinement Pill only cost 1 million points.
But what truly shocked him was... Jiang Ruoxu’s ring didn’t contain an old man?
Instead, it was an "old granny"?
Well, her voice didn’t sound elderly—after all, protagonists of destiny always had their perks. It was probably some fallen celestial beauty from the upper realm.
"Little bro, this kind of opportunity is a dragon’s den for you—way too deep, way too dangerous. You can’t handle it!"
"But don’t worry, big bro’s got you covered!"
Jiang Che grinned.
It wasn’t like he was stealing without giving anything back—the "Ultimate Show-off System" was his gift to Jiang Ruoxu, after all.
That’s right, Jiang Che had his sights set on Jiang Ruoxu’s master!
Lolis, domineering beauties, aloof geniuses, even catgirls—he’d tasted them all, in every way imaginable. But a celestial fairy? That was uncharted territory.
Speaking of catgirls, Shen Yu’s little orange tabby deserved a mention.
After consuming an Enlightenment Pill, Huangdoufen (Soybean Powder) was clearly different from ordinary animals. A spark of intelligence gleamed in her eyes.
Sometimes, she’d tilt her head at Jiang Che, watching him curiously, and she’d grown quite clingy too.
So Jiang Che fed her a temporary Humanization Pill.
In an instant, Huangdoufen took human form!
Despite gaining sentience, she remained adorably tiny.
Her long orange hair cascaded down, and her little cat ears twitched cutely. She stared at her tiny hands in wonder, even grabbing her own tail to nibble on it—only to wince in pain.
"You’re such a hopeless, irredeemable pervert."
Su Mianmian appeared, shooting Jiang Che a glare before draping her jacket over Huangdoufen’s shoulders.
Standing nearly 5'7", Su Mianmian’s jacket practically swallowed the petite catgirl, who barely reached 4'11".
"You absolute creep! First you made Mianmian-jie transform because she’s a transmigrator, and now you’re doing this to Huangdoufen too?"
Yu Wan'er joined the scolding, rushing over to bundle the little catgirl up tightly.
Jiang Che scoffed, lounging on the sofa and beckoning Huangdoufen with a "pspsps."
But to his embarrassment, she merely glanced at him before resuming her tail-chewing antics.
"Hah! She’s ignoring you, you horndog! A walking, talking libido on legs!"
Yu Wan'er’s verbal jabs packed a punch—this bratty girl had a knack for pushing men’s buttons.
Jiang Che was the only one who indulged her. In any other setting—say, an eroge—a tsundere like her would end up as a certain Western dessert.
Jiang Che glanced up. "Huangdoufen’s intelligence is developing fast. You can start teaching her to speak and read now."
Right now, Huangdoufen was like a blank canvas, waiting to be painted—giving off serious "raising sim" vibes.
Just then, Shen Yu walked over, scooped up Huangdoufen, and left without a word—not even sparing Jiang Che a glance.
The atmosphere turned icy. Sensing danger, Ye Mengyao and the others quickly made themselves scarce.
"Wan'er, let’s bounce!"
Ye Mengyao, ever the loyal friend, hoisted Yu Wan'er onto her shoulder and bolted.
The girls fled swiftly—but one brave (or foolish) soul remained.
"Jiang Che, if you’re angry... you can take it out on me."
Unsurprisingly, only the obsessive Bai Jie would say something like that.
Seeing her eager expression, Jiang Che nearly lost his composure.
Honestly, Bai Jie’s antics were equal parts baffling and amusing.
This girl was the epitome of a masochist—a full-blown M.
Too bad Jiang Che wasn’t into BDSM.
Sure, he had his kinks, but not that far.
"Ah, out of all these girls, my Dong'er is still the sweetest and most well-behaved."
Jiang Che sighed inwardly as he walked over to Dong'er.
After all, who could resist an adorable, silver-haired loli who obeyed his every word?
[Master... hug me...]
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
