[Ding! Host successfully showed off, rewarded with 100 Show-off Points.]
[Ding! Host pulled off a stylish stunt, rewarded with 200 Show-off Points.]
As the old saying goes, those who heed advice never go hungry!
Jiang Ruoxu changed into a white traditional Hanfu outfit, tied a headband inscribed with ancient seal script around his forehead, and strapped a longsword to his back. The whole ensemble gave him the aura of a legendary swordsman from ancient times.
The fact that Jiang Yunhuang managed to marry over a dozen concubines in his youth was proof enough that the Jiang family had good genes. At the very least, Jiang Ruoxu was far more handsome than those pretty-boy idols in the entertainment industry.
He was practicing swordplay in a park, all for the sake of showing off—marketing it as "A Young Master Swordsman's Performance!"
A martial arts master wielding a sword naturally exuded an air of grandeur, with dazzling special effects worthy of a multi-million-dollar production, leaving onlookers utterly mesmerized.
The fallen leaves on the ground swirled into the air, swept up by the fierce sword energy, while the sharp ringing of the blade echoed through the surroundings, thrilling the growing crowd.
Within just ten minutes, hundreds had gathered around the park, and the numbers kept rising!
Though martial artists were no secret in Dragon Country, grandmasters were still exceedingly rare—out of a population of over a billion, only a few hundred existed.
With so many people around, it wasn’t long before smartphones came out to capture the moment.
And so, much like Ye Liangchen, the previous host of the "Ultimate Show-off System," Jiang Ruoxu quickly discovered a new way to utilize his system!
[Ding! Host successfully awed 30,000 live-stream viewers, rewarded with 3,000 Show-off Points.]
Jiang Ruoxu’s eyes lit up, excitement surging through him.
[Master, Master, I know what to do now—live streaming! I’ll start a channel to show off!]
[Master, you have to believe me. I’ll earn enough to buy you a Body Refinement Pill in no time!]
A glance at the price of the Supreme Body Refinement Pill made him gulp—a whopping 10 million Show-off Points. The standard version cost only 1 million, but his master deserved nothing but the best.
...
"Hah, this kid’s got some flair!"
How could Jiang Che not notice such a massive influx of points in his system?
Jiang Ruoxu’s latest stunt had earned him 5,000 Show-off Points, which translated to 50,000 points for Jiang Che.
Of course, in Jiang Che’s system, a Supreme Body Refinement Pill only cost 1 million points.
But what truly shocked him was... Jiang Ruoxu’s ring didn’t contain an old man?
Instead, it was an "old granny"?
Well, her voice didn’t sound elderly—after all, protagonists of destiny always had their perks. It was probably some fallen celestial beauty from the upper realm.
"Little bro, this kind of opportunity is a dragon’s den for you—way too deep, way too dangerous. You can’t handle it!"
"But don’t worry, big bro’s got you covered!"
Jiang Che grinned.
It wasn’t like he was stealing without giving anything back—the "Ultimate Show-off System" was his gift to Jiang Ruoxu, after all.
That’s right, Jiang Che had his sights set on Jiang Ruoxu’s master!
Lolis, domineering beauties, aloof geniuses, even catgirls—he’d tasted them all, in every way imaginable. But a celestial fairy? That was uncharted territory.
Speaking of catgirls, Shen Yu’s little orange tabby deserved a mention.
After consuming an Enlightenment Pill, Huangdoufen (Soybean Powder) was clearly different from ordinary animals. A spark of intelligence gleamed in her eyes.
Sometimes, she’d tilt her head at Jiang Che, watching him curiously, and she’d grown quite clingy too.
So Jiang Che fed her a temporary Humanization Pill.
In an instant, Huangdoufen took human form!
Despite gaining sentience, she remained adorably tiny.
Her long orange hair cascaded down, and her little cat ears twitched cutely. She stared at her tiny hands in wonder, even grabbing her own tail to nibble on it—only to wince in pain.
"You’re such a hopeless, irredeemable pervert."
Su Mianmian appeared, shooting Jiang Che a glare before draping her jacket over Huangdoufen’s shoulders.
Standing nearly 5'7", Su Mianmian’s jacket practically swallowed the petite catgirl, who barely reached 4'11".
"You absolute creep! First you made Mianmian-jie transform because she’s a transmigrator, and now you’re doing this to Huangdoufen too?"
Yu Wan'er joined the scolding, rushing over to bundle the little catgirl up tightly.
Jiang Che scoffed, lounging on the sofa and beckoning Huangdoufen with a "pspsps."
But to his embarrassment, she merely glanced at him before resuming her tail-chewing antics.
"Hah! She’s ignoring you, you horndog! A walking, talking libido on legs!"
Yu Wan'er’s verbal jabs packed a punch—this bratty girl had a knack for pushing men’s buttons.
Jiang Che was the only one who indulged her. In any other setting—say, an eroge—a tsundere like her would end up as a certain Western dessert.
Jiang Che glanced up. "Huangdoufen’s intelligence is developing fast. You can start teaching her to speak and read now."
Right now, Huangdoufen was like a blank canvas, waiting to be painted—giving off serious "raising sim" vibes.
Just then, Shen Yu walked over, scooped up Huangdoufen, and left without a word—not even sparing Jiang Che a glance.
The atmosphere turned icy. Sensing danger, Ye Mengyao and the others quickly made themselves scarce.
"Wan'er, let’s bounce!"
Ye Mengyao, ever the loyal friend, hoisted Yu Wan'er onto her shoulder and bolted.
The girls fled swiftly—but one brave (or foolish) soul remained.
"Jiang Che, if you’re angry... you can take it out on me."
Unsurprisingly, only the obsessive Bai Jie would say something like that.
Seeing her eager expression, Jiang Che nearly lost his composure.
Honestly, Bai Jie’s antics were equal parts baffling and amusing.
This girl was the epitome of a masochist—a full-blown M.
Too bad Jiang Che wasn’t into BDSM.
Sure, he had his kinks, but not that far.
"Ah, out of all these girls, my Dong'er is still the sweetest and most well-behaved."
Jiang Che sighed inwardly as he walked over to Dong'er.
After all, who could resist an adorable, silver-haired loli who obeyed his every word?
[Master... hug me...]
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
