Fairy Mo Lianxing Little Cousin, You Can't Handle Her

[Ding! Host successfully showed off, rewarded with 100 Show-off Points.]

[Ding! Host pulled off a stylish stunt, rewarded with 200 Show-off Points.]

As the old saying goes, those who heed advice never go hungry!

Jiang Ruoxu changed into a white traditional Hanfu outfit, tied a headband inscribed with ancient seal script around his forehead, and strapped a longsword to his back. The whole ensemble gave him the aura of a legendary swordsman from ancient times.

The fact that Jiang Yunhuang managed to marry over a dozen concubines in his youth was proof enough that the Jiang family had good genes. At the very least, Jiang Ruoxu was far more handsome than those pretty-boy idols in the entertainment industry.

He was practicing swordplay in a park, all for the sake of showing off—marketing it as "A Young Master Swordsman's Performance!"

A martial arts master wielding a sword naturally exuded an air of grandeur, with dazzling special effects worthy of a multi-million-dollar production, leaving onlookers utterly mesmerized.

The fallen leaves on the ground swirled into the air, swept up by the fierce sword energy, while the sharp ringing of the blade echoed through the surroundings, thrilling the growing crowd.

Within just ten minutes, hundreds had gathered around the park, and the numbers kept rising!

Though martial artists were no secret in Dragon Country, grandmasters were still exceedingly rare—out of a population of over a billion, only a few hundred existed.

With so many people around, it wasn’t long before smartphones came out to capture the moment.

And so, much like Ye Liangchen, the previous host of the "Ultimate Show-off System," Jiang Ruoxu quickly discovered a new way to utilize his system!

[Ding! Host successfully awed 30,000 live-stream viewers, rewarded with 3,000 Show-off Points.]

Jiang Ruoxu’s eyes lit up, excitement surging through him.

[Master, Master, I know what to do now—live streaming! I’ll start a channel to show off!]

[Master, you have to believe me. I’ll earn enough to buy you a Body Refinement Pill in no time!]

A glance at the price of the Supreme Body Refinement Pill made him gulp—a whopping 10 million Show-off Points. The standard version cost only 1 million, but his master deserved nothing but the best.

...

"Hah, this kid’s got some flair!"

How could Jiang Che not notice such a massive influx of points in his system?

Jiang Ruoxu’s latest stunt had earned him 5,000 Show-off Points, which translated to 50,000 points for Jiang Che.

Of course, in Jiang Che’s system, a Supreme Body Refinement Pill only cost 1 million points.

But what truly shocked him was... Jiang Ruoxu’s ring didn’t contain an old man?

Instead, it was an "old granny"?

Well, her voice didn’t sound elderly—after all, protagonists of destiny always had their perks. It was probably some fallen celestial beauty from the upper realm.

"Little bro, this kind of opportunity is a dragon’s den for you—way too deep, way too dangerous. You can’t handle it!"

"But don’t worry, big bro’s got you covered!"

Jiang Che grinned.

It wasn’t like he was stealing without giving anything back—the "Ultimate Show-off System" was his gift to Jiang Ruoxu, after all.

That’s right, Jiang Che had his sights set on Jiang Ruoxu’s master!

Lolis, domineering beauties, aloof geniuses, even catgirls—he’d tasted them all, in every way imaginable. But a celestial fairy? That was uncharted territory.

Speaking of catgirls, Shen Yu’s little orange tabby deserved a mention.

After consuming an Enlightenment Pill, Huangdoufen (Soybean Powder) was clearly different from ordinary animals. A spark of intelligence gleamed in her eyes.

Sometimes, she’d tilt her head at Jiang Che, watching him curiously, and she’d grown quite clingy too.

So Jiang Che fed her a temporary Humanization Pill.

In an instant, Huangdoufen took human form!

Despite gaining sentience, she remained adorably tiny.

Her long orange hair cascaded down, and her little cat ears twitched cutely. She stared at her tiny hands in wonder, even grabbing her own tail to nibble on it—only to wince in pain.

"You’re such a hopeless, irredeemable pervert."

Su Mianmian appeared, shooting Jiang Che a glare before draping her jacket over Huangdoufen’s shoulders.

Standing nearly 5'7", Su Mianmian’s jacket practically swallowed the petite catgirl, who barely reached 4'11".

"You absolute creep! First you made Mianmian-jie transform because she’s a transmigrator, and now you’re doing this to Huangdoufen too?"

Yu Wan'er joined the scolding, rushing over to bundle the little catgirl up tightly.

Jiang Che scoffed, lounging on the sofa and beckoning Huangdoufen with a "pspsps."

But to his embarrassment, she merely glanced at him before resuming her tail-chewing antics.

"Hah! She’s ignoring you, you horndog! A walking, talking libido on legs!"

Yu Wan'er’s verbal jabs packed a punch—this bratty girl had a knack for pushing men’s buttons.

Jiang Che was the only one who indulged her. In any other setting—say, an eroge—a tsundere like her would end up as a certain Western dessert.

Jiang Che glanced up. "Huangdoufen’s intelligence is developing fast. You can start teaching her to speak and read now."

Right now, Huangdoufen was like a blank canvas, waiting to be painted—giving off serious "raising sim" vibes.

Just then, Shen Yu walked over, scooped up Huangdoufen, and left without a word—not even sparing Jiang Che a glance.

The atmosphere turned icy. Sensing danger, Ye Mengyao and the others quickly made themselves scarce.

"Wan'er, let’s bounce!"

Ye Mengyao, ever the loyal friend, hoisted Yu Wan'er onto her shoulder and bolted.

The girls fled swiftly—but one brave (or foolish) soul remained.

"Jiang Che, if you’re angry... you can take it out on me."

Unsurprisingly, only the obsessive Bai Jie would say something like that.

Seeing her eager expression, Jiang Che nearly lost his composure.

Honestly, Bai Jie’s antics were equal parts baffling and amusing.

This girl was the epitome of a masochist—a full-blown M.

Too bad Jiang Che wasn’t into BDSM.

Sure, he had his kinks, but not that far.

"Ah, out of all these girls, my Dong'er is still the sweetest and most well-behaved."

Jiang Che sighed inwardly as he walked over to Dong'er.

After all, who could resist an adorable, silver-haired loli who obeyed his every word?

[Master... hug me...]