"Jiang Che, it's been a while since you last touched Sister Feifei, hasn't it?"
Ye Mengyao stood behind Jiang Che, dressed in a nightgown, her bare feet delicate and alluring, with high arches and slender calves that were irresistibly captivating. Her eyes were half-lidded, clearly still drowsy from sleep, and she held a toothbrush between her lips, her mouth foaming with toothpaste.
Jiang Che turned his head and smiled, giving Ye Mengyao's perky backside a playful pat.
"What's the matter? Weren't you always the jealous type?"
Ye Mengyao rolled her eyes. "What's the point of being jealous? You’ll still flirt around anyway. Did you gobble up Shen Yu too?"
"Ahem, Yao Yao, that’s not the right way to put it. A gentleman’s actions can’t be called ‘gobbling.’ It should be called ‘plucking the flower’!"
Ye Mengyao smirked sarcastically. "As expected of a top scholar—so cultured with words."
"You flatter me—"
"Yao Yao, I made congee for breakfast. Let me get you a bowl."
Jiang Che leisurely walked to the kitchen and scooped a bowl of millet congee for Ye Mengyao.
The young woman sipped it daintily. In the Jiang household... opportunities to be alone with Jiang Che like this were rare.
"Jiang Che... I... can I ask you something? It’s been bothering me for a long time~"
Ye Mengyao hesitated before finally speaking up.
"Go ahead," Jiang Che said, propping his chin on one hand.
"Did you like me first... or did you like Wan'er first?"
As soon as the words left her mouth, Ye Mengyao blushed furiously and lowered her head.
Even though she and Jiang Che had already shared countless intimate moments, when it came to matters of the heart... she still turned shy like a lovestruck maiden.
Jiang Che couldn’t help but laugh. This girl... still hadn’t let go of her old insecurities!
Though Jiang Che had "enlightened" Ye Mengyao countless times, she still harbored deep regret over her past self—a scheming, manipulative girl.
If only she had recognized her true feelings back then, would Jiang Che have belonged to her alone?
"Of course I liked you first!"
"But then I met Yu Wan'er and realized that this silly, clumsy, and scheming little girl was pretty cute too..."
Jiang Che’s words secretly delighted Ye Mengyao.
Confirmed. Even if she wasn’t the most favored now, at the very least... she was Jiang Che’s first love!!!
"Jiang Che!!!!! Who are you calling silly, clumsy, and scheming???"
A voice, both childish and murderous, cut through the air.
Yu Wan'er felt like she was about to explode with rage!
You can call me silly and clumsy—fine, lies aren’t daggers. But you can’t call me scheming in front of Yao Yao-jie! The truth is the sharpest blade of all!
"Wan'er... shh... calm down," Qin Qiaoqiao picked Yu Wan'er up.
"Qiaoqiao-jie, let me go... I’m gonna fight him!"
Jiang Che smirked at Yu Wan'er. Little wildcat... time to turn up the heat today.
Before, I let you off easy. But today, I’ll stab a few truths into your heart—let’s see if you can still act smug.
Jiang Che wrapped an arm around Ye Mengyao and shot Yu Wan'er a challenging look.
"Tsk tsk tsk, was I wrong? Aren’t you just a scheming little brat?"
Yu Wan'er’s heart skipped a beat at his words.
"Y-You’re the one who’s scheming! How could a tiny girl like me, barely five feet tall, have any schemes?"
Her survival instincts were in full swing!
But Jiang Che wasn’t about to let her off the hook. The timing was perfect—time to expose Yu Wan'er’s shameful past.
"Was I wrong? Yao Yao... let me tell you, this ‘best friend’ of yours is full of tricks!"
"Back then, I..."
Jiang Che embellished the story of how he’d caught Yu Wan'er cheating, laying out every detail.
"She even said you were gullible and easy to fool..."
Yu Wan'er’s scalp went numb, her eyes reddening with fury.
"Stupid Jiang Che, shut up! I’ll tear your mouth off!"
She lunged into Jiang Che’s arms, trying to cover his mouth, only to fall right into his trap.
"Yao Yao-jie... I’m sorry, my intentions back then really weren’t pure..."
Tears welled up in Yu Wan'er’s eyes, her pitiful act still flawless—the little green tea routine never failed!
Jiang Che continued twisting the knife. "‘Not pure’? Yao Yao... she was just using you as an ATM!"
If this had happened before, exposing Yu Wan'er’s secrets might have sparked a heartbreaking showdown.
But now... Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao were already ‘battle-tested’ sisters-in-arms. Heartbreak was off the table—this was just unbearably awkward.
"You’re the ATM! You’re the ATM! I hate you so much—"
Tear streaks still fresh, Yu Wan'er bit down hard on Jiang Che’s shoulder.
She meant it—like she wanted to rip off a chunk of flesh.
But as she gnawed, her head eventually buried itself into Jiang Che’s shoulder, as if she wanted to disappear into him. She couldn’t face anyone anymore.
Ye Mengyao blinked in surprise, then burst out laughing.
"Jiang Che, stop teasing Wan'er. She’s crying."
"Of course I knew. Wan'er’s mom was seriously ill back then. I’m not stupid—I was actually pretty sharp."
Yu Wan'er lifted her head, her eyes red like a bullied little rabbit.
"Yao Yao-jie... you... you knew all along that I was scamming you?"
"Scamming? What kind of sisters wouldn’t help each other out?" Ye Mengyao smiled warmly.
Yu Wan'er completely broke down, sobbing even harder.
"You jerk, don’t hug me..."
Ugh, youth is wasted on the young—mistaking Jiang Che for a treasure instead of cherishing her bestie... pfft, as if she’d ever consider this pervert a treasure!
Yu Wan'er clutched Ye Mengyao’s hand, tears still glistening, but she shot Jiang Che a triumphant glare, her whole demeanor haughty.
Hmph! As if a loser like you could ever drive a wedge between me and Yao Yao-jie!
Dream on!
Jiang Che smirked and spoke leisurely.
"Yu Wan'er, Yao Yao is too kind to hold a grudge, but I’m a different story..."
Yu Wan'er: "..."
Danger!!!
......
Meanwhile, at the headquarters of the "Human Pavilion" within the Chosen Ones Association.
Ye Qing had followed Ye Fanchen and the others into the heart of the organization.
His worldview had been completely shattered.
The people here possessed all sorts of abilities—fortune-tellers, miracle doctors, feng shui masters... though these were all tricks he himself knew.
What truly stunned him were the power-wielders!
He envied them deeply—some could even fly or teleport through space.
Ye Fanchen watched Ye Qing’s dumbfounded expression with disdain.
So what if you’re a peak grandmaster in martial arts? You still look like a country bumpkin who’s never seen the world.
"What you’ve entered is merely the lowest tier of our Chosen Ones Association—the ‘Human Pavilion.’"
"Our association is divided into three pavilions—Human, Earth, and Heaven. The Human Pavilion is responsible for recruiting those with gifts from the mundane world."
Ye Qing was floored!
What he saw was actually just the most underwhelming Earth Pavilion?
Then the Earth Pavilion and Heaven Pavilion... must be even more incredible?
In that hazy moment, it seemed as though a tremendous opportunity was coming his way!

ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!

] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!