"Great, great! I was just worrying about how to find a school for him~"
Jiang Yunhuang burst into laughter.
"Grandpa... I don’t want to go to some damn Qiangsheng High School. I don’t want to study anymore... If anything, just send me to Shilan School instead?"
Jiang Ruoxu panicked. He couldn’t absorb any academic knowledge at all.
Shilan School was an elite institution where money could buy admission, and it was packed with rich second-generation kids who didn’t care about studying.
Jiang Ruoxu’s reasoning was simple—education was secondary to him. His real goal was to reach the pinnacle of martial arts!
Jiang Che shook his head with a smile.
"Ruoxu, you probably won’t get into Shilan School this year."
Jiang Ruoxu was stunned. "Why not?"
"Because I’m this year’s national top scorer with full marks. It shocked the entire country. Shilan School and the Ministry of Education even hung banners celebrating it—Shilan became famous overnight and started prioritizing student quality."
"Now the minimum admission score for Shilan School is 300. Your 192 is way too low."
Jiang Ruoxu’s scalp tingled, and his hands trembled uncontrollably.
Jiang Yunhuang kicked him in the rear. "You hear that? With your lousy 192... I can’t even bring myself to beg for you. Just go to Qiangsheng High."
Jiang Ruoxu was on the verge of tears. Why did his cousin always have to one-up him?
......
After leaving the Jiang family in the capital, Jiang Che returned triumphantly.
He had taken all the rare medicinal herbs left behind by his master, Ye Qing.
Among them were many thousand-year-old herbs!
"Perfect, the ingredients are all ready. Now I can refine the permanent Shapeshifting Pill."
Based on the growth rate of the spiritual herbs in his field, cultivating thousand-year-old ingredients would’ve taken at least another month—but now, he’d saved that time entirely.
The pill-refining process wasn’t difficult. Following the instructions step-by-step... there was no way to go wrong!
Soon, a permanent Shapeshifting Pill materialized in Jiang Che’s hand.
Nine pill patterns—a transcendent-grade Shapeshifting Pill.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Looks like I really do have a talent for alchemy."
The corners of Jiang Che’s lips curled up involuntarily.
But the smile vanished almost instantly. "Damn it, even I’m smirking now? Must’ve caught it from Jiang Ruoxu."
"Still, I’m missing one more permanent Shapeshifting Pill. Little Yu'er’s catgirl, Huangdoufen, is adorable too. I’ll prepare one for her."
Huangdoufen was adorably clueless, and Jiang Che adored her. Sure, she looked a bit young, but that didn’t matter—he’d just treat her like a little sister.
......
"Meow—"
The moment Jiang Che arrived home, a soft, white furball leaped into his arms.
[Jiang Che, save me! They’re going to pet me bald!]
Su Mianmian let out a pitiful cry.
Behind her, not only were Yu Wan'er and Qin Qiaoqiao among the group of girls, but even Gu Lingfei had joined the cat-petting brigade.
[Jiang Che, any progress on the permanent Shapeshifting Pill? I don’t want to be a cat anymore—being human is so much better!]
Jiang Che cradled Su Mianmian and gently stroked her fur.
Then, he glanced at Gu Lingfei.
"Lingfei, what’s this? You’re curious about catgirls too?"
"Ugh, you little playboy!" Gu Lingfei huffed in frustration.
She’d only been away on business for less than a month, and this beast had already set his sights on their family’s Ragdoll cat!
Was he even human?
"Jiang Che, if Sister Jiang finds out about this..."
"Lingfei, don’t you want to see how Mianmian transforms into a stunning beauty?"
"I do!"
Gu Lingfei answered without hesitation.
She was genuinely curious—she’d only heard about it from the girls but had never witnessed it herself.
After all, something so supernatural was hard to believe without seeing it firsthand.
......
"Mianmian, look what I’ve got?"
Jiang Che revealed the permanent Shapeshifting Pill.
Unlike ordinary Shapeshifting Pills, the permanent version—refined with thousand-year-old spiritual herbs—radiated an ethereal aura.
Not only could Su Mianmian sense it, but even humans could catch its intoxicating fragrance, so divine it made one feel weightless.
[Grrr—]
Su Mianmian sprang from Jiang Che’s arms and, driven by instinct, gulped down the pill in one bite.
Jiang Che simply smirked. As a grandmaster, how could he not have anticipated that?
[Sorry... I couldn’t help it. It smelled too good.]
"It’s fine. It was meant for you anyway."
Jiang Che held Su Mianmian, gently smoothing her fur.
The next second, a radiant glow burst from her body.
Holy light enveloped the little Ragdoll, and suddenly, a delicate figure materialized in Jiang Che’s arms—long hair cascading, fair feet swaying, her toes like tender bamboo shoots, breathtakingly beautiful.
After consuming the permanent Shapeshifting Pill, Su Mianmian was even more stunning than before.
Silvery-white hair spilled from Jiang Che’s embrace onto the floor, but strangely, her cat ears and tail had vanished, as if she’d become a true human.
Gu Lingfei was stunned.
Had she just witnessed a real-life transformation?
Her lifelong belief in materialism shattered instantly!
Su Mianmian wrapped her arms around Jiang Che’s neck, her eyes dazed—an expression that only made her more alluring.
She had no idea... just how enchanting she looked right now.
"Huh??? My tail’s gone! My ears too! I’m a real human now!"
Overjoyed, Su Mianmian jumped off Jiang Che, one hand patting her backside, the other touching her head, her face alight with excitement.
But in her excitement...
Her cat ears suddenly popped back up, and a slender tail reappeared behind her.
"Uh... what’s going on?"
Jiang Che sighed and took a towel from a maid, draping it over Su Mianmian’s shoulders.
"Running around naked—no shame at all."
"Permanent shapeshifting means you’re essentially a spiritual beast. You have three forms: cat, demi-human catgirl, and full human."
"You haven’t mastered the transformation yet. It’ll take practice."
Su Mianmian blinked, then shot Jiang Che a knowing look.
"Did you tamper with the pill? You could’ve made me fully human, but you kept the catgirl form just to satisfy your pervy tastes, didn’t you?"
Admittedly, Su Mianmian knew Jiang Che all too well.
But she didn’t complain. She knew she could never repay what she owed him.
And as for what this old lecher liked... she was well aware.
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
