We Agreed to Be Fools Together, But You Turned Into a *

"Master Jiang, Master Jiang! I've made a major discovery!"

In the middle of the night, Monkey called Jiang Che.

"Damn it, this Monkey really knows how to pick the worst time," Jiang Che cursed as he pulled himself away. After all, Monkey was his subordinate, and if he was calling at this hour, it had to be something important.

[Heh, useless trash, always using the phone as an excuse.]

Jiang Che: "..."

Damn, who could tolerate this?

Yu Wan'er, that little brat, was really pushing her luck, repeatedly provoking him despite being warned, which gave Jiang Che quite a headache.

"I'm going out to take this call. I'll deal with you when I get back."

Yu Wan'er curled up in the blanket, only her small head peeking out, nodding like a chick pecking at rice.

She looked utterly obedient.

[Heh, I knew you were useless. If you can do it, do it. If you can't, don't make excuses.]

Jiang Che practically stormed out with a dark expression.

"Hey, Monkey, you better have something important to report, or I can remotely control your smart girlfriend to leak electricity. Believe me?"

Monkey was shocked. "Master Jiang, there's such a great feature?"

Jiang Che: "..."

He had underestimated Monkey's level of perversion. Then again, how many people who liked smart robots as girlfriends could be considered normal?

"Master Jiang, let me get to the point. That Chu Tao you asked me to investigate... I've figured him out. This guy is a total simp. His girlfriend cheated on him, and he still forgave her..."

"But the most important thing is that just now, his account suddenly received 15 million. The source of the funds is unclear, but after digging deeper, I found some traces leading overseas. It seems like several billionaires voluntarily transferred the money to him, totaling 15 million."

Jiang Che instantly understood. Chu Tao's "Wastrel System" was far superior to Qin Tian's "Stock Investment System."

If Chu Tao's system could hypnotize Wang Zongyun into transferring shares to him, then hypnotizing other world-class billionaires to transfer money to Chu Tao was no big deal.

"Well, well, so that's how these 'God of Wealth' protagonists get their money! I thought they could just conjure it out of thin air!"

To be honest, Jiang Che had overestimated Chu Tao's system.

He thought the funds in these "God of Wealth" stories would be siphoned from people all over the world—like forcibly controlling 15 million people in global stock markets to transfer 1 yuan each to Chu Tao, making him rich overnight.

But now it seemed... his system had some conscience, only siphoning from a few individuals.

It specifically targeted the rich!

After squeezing these billionaires dry, it would move on to others, right?

From an economic perspective, this could actually benefit the economy of the Dragon Nation.

"Monkey, you've done well. In a few days, I'll send you an upgraded super-smart doll. It's a rare item that money can't buy, proficient in over 400 different positions... guaranteed to give you the perfect experience."

Monkey's voice trembled with excitement after hearing Jiang Che's words.

Master Jiang truly understood him. With such a master in this lifetime, he could die without regrets.

After hanging up, Jiang Che called Wang Zheng and a few others. By now, dealing with "Chosen Ones" had become an industry chain, emphasizing efficiency.

When he returned to the bedroom, Yu Wan'er was no longer in bed.

Jiang Che sneered, "Heh... fleeing from the crime? Does that even work?"

Jiang Che was extremely vindictive. A little brat like Yu Wan'er who offended him could only end up one way...

Jiang Che glanced at the half-eaten box of cream puffs on the table.

In the end, Jiang Che pulled Yu Wan'er out from under Ye Mengyao's blanket in the next room.

"Sister Mengyao, save me!"

The little loli curled up in Ye Mengyao's arms, the two girls embracing each other, creating a scene reminiscent of lilies blooming in their hometown.

Ye Mengyao held Yu Wan'er in her arms, looking at Jiang Che with a troubled expression.

Jiang Che was amused.

Troubled? Then don't bother!

*Click*, the door was locked from the inside.

......

The next day.

Chu Tao was in high spirits, dragging a suitcase filled with stacks of hundred-yuan bills.

He stood at the school gate, waiting for his ex-girlfriend to come out.

Soon, the morning classes ended, and students began streaming out.

"Heh... bitch!"

Chu Tao's sharp eyes immediately spotted his ex-girlfriend in the crowd.

Feng Qianqian, the campus belle and his childhood sweetheart. They had been together for eight years, and he had always admired a platonic relationship, only ever holding Feng Qianqian's hand.

But reality was... his sweetheart had quickly been corrupted by money after entering university, becoming a "public toilet" for rich second-generation heirs.

The bicycle he couldn't bear to ride, others were pedaling hard on it, and not just one person—four people at once! Just thinking about it broke his heart!

The woman wore a light yellow dress and white sneakers, looking quite innocent.

One could tell that she might have had a decent foundation, perhaps an 8/10, but now she was ruined. Her skin was terrible, and she caked on layers of makeup.

Once an 8/10 in looks, now she was a 3/10 in reality, 5/10 with makeup, and 2/10 with photo editing.

Feng Qianqian quickly noticed Chu Tao, her eyes flashing with disgust.

"What are you doing here?"

Chu Tao's lips trembled with anger. This was the girl he had been with for eight years.

More devastating than a white moonlight was a ruined white moonlight.

What followed was the classic mockery scene. Students gathered around, and Feng Qianqian's rich boyfriends also showed up.

"Enough!!! Feng Qianqian, do you really think I'm a pauper?"

"I'm fucking loaded!"

With that, Chu Tao opened the suitcase behind him, and stacks of red bills spilled onto the ground.

It was a jaw-dropping sight.

Chu Tao grinned, picking up a handful of bills and tossing them into the air.

Then, addressing the surrounding students, he declared, "Now that you've all seen this bitch's true colors, I'm in a good mood. Let's spread the wealth!"

He then pointed at Feng Qianqian and added, "Everyone can pick up the money, except you!"

Chu Tao felt an indescribable satisfaction. The feeling of throwing money at someone was absolutely exhilarating.

"Woohoo~~~"

"Is this for real?"

College students were always short on cash, and now someone was literally throwing money in public? Was this guy the God of Wealth or what?

They swarmed forward, scrambling to grab the cash.

Chu Tao smirked, watching Feng Qianqian's dumbfounded expression. So satisfying~~~

But just as he was basking in his triumph, his craving for a cigarette hit.

He pulled out a cigarette, ready to light it with a lighter.

Wait, using a lighter was too cheap.

Fuck it, I'll light it with money!

Chu Tao grabbed a stack of hundred-yuan bills, lit them on fire, and used the burning cash to light his cigarette.

Now that was style~

Little did he know, among the crowd grabbing money, there were some troublemakers.

"Bro, is this guy an idiot? He's literally burning money?"

Liu Tie sneered, "Fatty, get ready to call the police. Damaging currency is illegal, and his public money-throwing is disrupting public order."

Wang Zheng was shocked, "Damn, Liu Tie, since when did you become so knowledgeable? So sharp now?"

"You've changed, bro. We were supposed to stay dumb together, but now you've turned into a genius."