Beat Qin Tian The Clown Was Actually You

That's right!

As Gu Lingfei's adoptive brother, Jiang Che was naturally the special one.

Back when Su Han was working as a security guard, Jiang Che's car was stopped at the gate. Gu Lingfei took note of this incident and had Jiang Che's license plate recorded in the system shortly after.

Although Ye Chen was a security guard at the company, he had no authority to interfere with system operations.

"Hey, hey, hey... You..."

Both Ye Chen and Qin Tian were left speechless.

Jiang Che rolled down his car window, flashed a smirk at the two still in a standoff, and casually said, "Thank you~"

Then, he slowly drove in and parked to the side.

【Ding! The host has encountered a new chosen one of fortune】

【Qin Tian】

【Age: 26】

【Parents deceased, bound to the Supreme Investment System, personality: arrogant, greedy, loves to show off】

"Oh? Even a system has popped up?"

Jiang Che's eyes widened slightly. "This is my first time encountering a protagonist bound to a system, though your system seems a bit lame!"

To be precise, this was actually the second protagonist with a bound system. The first was Ye Liangchen, who had been bound to the Strongest Show-off System. Although he had been dealt with, Jiang Che had never even met the guy face-to-face. Even so... he had been taken care of behind the scenes.

"However, this little security guard named Ye Chen is quite interesting."

Jiang Che glanced at the guard.

【Ye Chen, a person of great fortune, cannot provide rewards to non-chosen ones】

【Has a grandfather who is a preliminary inner strength practitioner, who introduced him to the path of ancient martial arts. The young man has carved out his own place in the city...】

A person with great fortune? In essence, he's just a small fry!

He has the sickness of a chosen one but not the fate. He's only slightly better off than the average person. Even if these guys were to be taken down... his Villain System wouldn't even provide rewards for such small fry.

Even Bald Qiang would look down on such small fry.

......

Qin Tian and Ye Chen were both extremely awkward.

And just at that moment, the person they both had their eyes on appeared!

Dressed in a professional outfit, Gu Lingfei appeared, accompanied by a bespectacled little secretary.

"Xiao Che? What brings you here?"

Gu Lingfei was quite surprised, but her eyes couldn't hide her delight.

Jiang Che was very casual and walked over to Gu Lingfei, wrapping his arm around her slender waist and leaning in... planting a kiss on her.

Gu Lingfei's face also blushed slightly.

Ever since they confirmed their relationship last night, this rascal has been getting more and more bold!

"Little Mei is right here, don't get too carried away!" Gu Lingfei whispered softly, feigning displeasure.

Jiang Che glanced at the secretary Little Mei beside Gu Lingfei.

"I-I-I... I didn't see anything!"

Little Mei had a bun, wore round glasses, and looked like a fresh graduate who had just entered society. Of course... she also had some charm, but Jiang Che wasn't interested.

【Waaaah~~~ Is that Gu Lingfei's boyfriend?】

【When did Gu Lingfei get a boyfriend? No——】

【Is Gu Lingfei shy? Waaaah~~~ My heart is breaking~~~】

Huh? This little secretary is a little lesbian?

Too bad, though. Gu Lingfei is a straight woman!

......

Jiang Che and Gu Lingfei's intimate behavior directly pierced Qin Tian and Ye Chen's hearts.

Especially Qin Tian, whose back teeth were almost grinding to dust.

Gu Lingfei was a lofty flower, always cold and distant with everyone, never smiling.

Now that Gu Lingfei had finally smiled, it was for another man.

The jealousy in Qin Tian's heart flared up instantly.

He was a chosen one with a system, so how could he be inferior to this guy?

...

"Sis Feifei, I heard you're being pursued? As your little boyfriend... shouldn't I come and take a look? And maybe clear out some obstacles?"

Then, Jiang Che casually glanced in Qin Tian's direction, "If someone tries to steal my woman, I'd be jealous, you know?"

Gu Lingfei was amused by Jiang Che's behavior and covered her mouth laughing.

A single laugh captivated everyone!

"Look~ that guy in the Range Rover, that's Qin Tian!"

Gu Lingfei pointed to Qin Tian, who was still stopped at the gate.

Qin Tian: "......"

For some reason, he suddenly felt a chill down his spine, but he quickly steadied himself.

He opened the car door and got out!

Gu Lingfei was the woman he, Qin Tian, had set his eyes on. For the woman he loved... he had to be a warrior for love!

Jiang Che walked up to Qin Tian, hands in his pockets, looking like a street punk.

"So you're the one called Qin Tian, huh?"

Qin Tian's veins bulged on his forehead, but he suppressed his anger, knowing he had to maintain his gentlemanly demeanor in front of the woman he loved.

"Yes, I am Qin Tian, a pursuer of Gu Lingfei. I wish to compete with you fairly!"

"Hah... fair competition? Do you even deserve it?"

Jiang Che lifted his left hand, grabbed Qin Tian's collar, and with his right hand, delivered a loud slap across the face.

He didn't use internal energy; otherwise, this slap would have killed the guy instantly.

Even so, this slap left Qin Tian reeling, with several teeth knocked out. "You... you..."

"What are you, what? Look at yourself! You think you can chase after my Sis Feifei?"

Slap, slap, slap—Jiang Che delivered several more slaps, evenly distributing the swelling on both of Qin Tian's cheeks, turning his face into a perfect round pig's head.

When dealing with unreasonable chosen ones, Jiang Che would reason with them and then pull out the law to constrain them.

For Qin Tian, this calm and reasonable protagonist, Jiang Che turned into a punk, dismissing morals and etiquette. Whatever he said was the law!

As expected, after a few slaps... Qin Tian's tears started flowing.

It was like a scholar meeting a soldier—where logic didn't apply. Jiang Che just gave him a taste of his favorite slaps. This wasn't just bullying the honest, was it?

"Gu Lingfei... Gu Lingfei, did you see that? This man is a violent brute! He hit me~~~ If you stay with him... he'll definitely hit you too."

"A man who hits others for no reason... you won't have a good outcome with him."

Jiang Che was nearly moved to tears. Even though Qin Tian had been beaten to a pulp, all he could think about was Gu Lingfei.

However, Gu Lingfei merely gave him a cold glance. "Even if Xiao Che hits me... I'd be willing. What are you to lecture me?"

Qin Tian: "......"

Another clown was born in this world!

The bicycle you wouldn't ride, someone else pedals standing up.

"Did you hear that? Did you hear that? My Sis Feifei doesn't even spare you a glance, yet you're busy feeling sorry for yourself?"

"You're the wildest in Gotham, the busiest in the circus, the one guarding McDonald's, the joker of the playing cards. You're just a clown, you know that?"

Qin Tian was completely devastated, and then Jiang Che tossed him out like a dead dog.

Gu Lingfei showed no sympathy for Qin Tian's plight, instead laughing and leaning into Jiang Che's ear.

"You rascal, spouting all these phrases, are you applying for graduate school?"

Jiang Che responded very naturally, "Sis Feifei, I don't want to apply for grad school, I want to take..."

Gu Lingfei: "......"

She really wanted to open Xiao Che's head and see what kind of nonsense was stuffed inside.

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