Su Mianmian was stunned.
Although she was now a kitten, her soul was still that of a 20-year-old female college student!
Being single her whole life, she had never even held hands with anyone. A pure and innocent young girl who occasionally watched some R-rated movies.
She had some theoretical knowledge but not much...
Yet today, she was opening her eyes to a whole new world.
" This... is this so terrifying?"
Su Mianmian lay on the bedside table, instinctively burying her head in her two little paws, looking cute and silly.
...
"Huff..."
Jiang Che tightened his buttons and then looked at the little ragdoll cat lying on the bedside table.
Freaked out, buddy? What kind of performance is this?
He chuckled softly, walked up to the cat, and scooped her into his arms.
"Meow..."
Cats have extremely sensitive olfactory senses, dozens of times more sensitive than humans!
"Meow meow! Meow meow meow!"
【Let me go, don't touch my tail!】
【Believe it or not, I'll bite off your... you-know-what and make you a eunuch!】
Su Mianmian began to claw and scratch, trying to inflict some damage on Jiang Che with her little paws.
"Heh... you want to bite me?"
"During your heat cycles, wasn't it me who helped you with cotton swabs? Now you're acting like you don't know me?"
Jiang Che's words stunned Su Mianmian for a moment, followed by an overwhelming sense of shame.
【You pervert! How could you do such a thing to a cat! I'm going to the Animal Protection Association to report you】
Su Mianmian continued to struggle (σ`д′)σ
Jiang Che rubbed his temples helplessly, the once clingy little ragdoll had now turned into a little wild cat.
"Go back to your place right now, or I'll confiscate your cat food."
Using cotton swabs to help a heat-stricken female cat isn't a normal thing to do? After all, anyone who's raised a cat knows how annoying a female cat can be during heat.
Jiang Che had originally planned to spay this little ragdoll by the end of this year.
Who would have thought... this little kitten turned into a chosen one!
【Stop petting me! Damn it... are you treating me like a pancake? You're abusing the cat! Save the cat!】
Jiang Che smirked, this petting business is truly a delight!
...
At the desk, Jiang Che was explaining a problem to Yu Wan'er.
Once, it was Yu Wan'er, the top student, who tutored Jiang Che, the failing student. Now Jiang Che's grades have improved, and he's achieved an utter reversal!
"How can you not understand such an easy question? Has your brain gone bad?"
Jiang Che pinched Yu Wan'er's little ear.
Yu Wan'er was also angry, "Yeah, it's gone bad because of you! Happy now? It must be because you're always teasing me... that's why my grades dropped, allowing you, this lowly loser, to sneak in and become the top student in the whole school, humph... scheming man!"
Jiang Che pursed his lips and smiled, just gently rubbing the girl's head.
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【Don't touch my head!】
Hmm... the feel is great, so Jiang Che used both his big hands to rub Yu Wan'er's head, which is even more addicting than petting a cat.
Mr. Jiang was very pleased, there were two little wildcats at home that were fun to pet.
Su Mianmian was the genuine little wildcat, and with her mind-reading ability... petting Su Mianmian was truly an enjoyment.
And Yu Wan'er... naturally was the big wildcat.
...
"Jiang Che! Your call!"
Chen Ningshuang walked over leisurely, her face filled with reluctance.
Jiang Che had recently given her a new Hanfu outfit. If the previous one was very conservative, making her look like an immortal, then the current one was specially tailored for someone's particular preferences.
It revealed her shoulders and back, with the white, flawless shoulders like top-grade jade, not a single flaw visible. She wore an inner layer of white fur, and an outer layer of thin gauze covered it, perfectly combining purity and sensuality.
"Who is it?"
Jiang Che glanced at Chen Ningshuang and asked indifferently.
"I don't know! They just said they were looking for you."
Chen Ningshuang replied impatiently.
Jiang Che took the phone; the voice on the other end was hoarse, sounding like an old woman.
"Are you Mr. Jiang?"
"Who are you?" Jiang Che frowned.
"Oh... do you know Lin Yu? I'm his master, my name is Zhou Xuemei. Little Yu once offended you... I'd like to sincerely express my apology to you."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Che was slightly surprised.
Lin Yu's master? Zhou Xuemei?
Jiang Che pondered for a moment in his mind, eventually recalling this person.
Zhou Xuemei, in the original plot, was Lin Yu's master.
Lin Yu had two masters; one was that Lin Xiaotian, whose strength was unknown... probably a grandmaster.
The other master was this Zhou Xuemei, a killer with peak internal force cultivation. She was ranked 19th on the assassin ranking list.
However, this Zhou Xuemei seemed to have a congenital progeria.
"Yes, I'm Jiang Che."
Jiang Che replied. Considering the time... Lin Yu's two masters should have already come down from the mountain.
But Jiang Che wasn't afraid of them anymore. If he wanted... he could play with these two all by himself, not to mention his backing of a powerful ancient martial arts family.
Now, listening to their tone, it seemed they already knew about his identity?
No wonder they were so humble!
"Are you looking for Lin Yu?" Jiang Che asked.
Zhou Xuemei on the other end nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes. I don't know if you can show great kindness... and let Lin Yu off."
Jiang
's lips curled slightly. "Lin Yu is living quite a luxurious life now, possibly even happier than you can imagine."
But Jiang Che's words took on a different meaning in Zhou Xuemei's ears.
Irony! This must be ironic!
Little Yu must be living a life worse than death right now. As his master... I must save him.
"Mr. Jiang, I beg you... please spare his life? Little Yu is a child from the mountain, he hasn't seen much of the world..."
Jiang Che was a bit speechless. He was telling the truth, they say Lin Yu is thriving with Brother Qiang now, in a sweet and affectionate relationship.
Leaving behind deep-seated hatred, enjoying a twisted life.
"If that's the case, I'll give you Lin Yu's address. You can go find him yourself."
Jiang Che grinned. He guessed Zhou Xuemei might be together with that Lin Xiaotian. If they saw Lin Yu in such a situation... not sure what they'd think.
Thinking of that scene, Jiang Che let out a sinister laugh.
"Mr. Jiang, thank you!"
Zhou Xuemei was very excited. Since Mr. Jiang had given her Lin Yu's address, then maybe Lin Yu was really not in danger, just tied up!
After saying that, Jiang Che hung up the phone.
The feeling of pranking others... was truly delightful!
Cast off morality and etiquette, enjoy a despicable life. I am truly a huge jerk.
No, no, I need to knock on some electronic fish to get some merit.
【Hmph~ Bastard! Laughing so happily... Definitely plotting something sinister!】
Chen Ningshuang now hated Jiang Che to the bone.
"Shuang'er, come over and massage my feet."
How could Jiang Che indulge her? He treated her like a servant, Jiang Che was quite principled... as long as you're not yet my woman, I'll mess with you as I please.
【You——】
Chen Ningshuang was on the verge of tears. She seriously suspected that Jiang Che had cultivated some special skill to read people's thoughts. Otherwise, why would every time she cursed him in her heart, she would suffer misfortune?
For her, a heaven's pride woman, to massage Jiang Che's feet... how could she accept such a thing?!

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."