Su Mianmian was stunned.
Although she was now a kitten, her soul was still that of a 20-year-old female college student!
Being single her whole life, she had never even held hands with anyone. A pure and innocent young girl who occasionally watched some R-rated movies.
She had some theoretical knowledge but not much...
Yet today, she was opening her eyes to a whole new world.
" This... is this so terrifying?"
Su Mianmian lay on the bedside table, instinctively burying her head in her two little paws, looking cute and silly.
...
"Huff..."
Jiang Che tightened his buttons and then looked at the little ragdoll cat lying on the bedside table.
Freaked out, buddy? What kind of performance is this?
He chuckled softly, walked up to the cat, and scooped her into his arms.
"Meow..."
Cats have extremely sensitive olfactory senses, dozens of times more sensitive than humans!
"Meow meow! Meow meow meow!"
【Let me go, don't touch my tail!】
【Believe it or not, I'll bite off your... you-know-what and make you a eunuch!】
Su Mianmian began to claw and scratch, trying to inflict some damage on Jiang Che with her little paws.
"Heh... you want to bite me?"
"During your heat cycles, wasn't it me who helped you with cotton swabs? Now you're acting like you don't know me?"
Jiang Che's words stunned Su Mianmian for a moment, followed by an overwhelming sense of shame.
【You pervert! How could you do such a thing to a cat! I'm going to the Animal Protection Association to report you】
Su Mianmian continued to struggle (σ｀д′)σ
Jiang Che rubbed his temples helplessly, the once clingy little ragdoll had now turned into a little wild cat.
"Go back to your place right now, or I'll confiscate your cat food."
Using cotton swabs to help a heat-stricken female cat isn't a normal thing to do? After all, anyone who's raised a cat knows how annoying a female cat can be during heat.
Jiang Che had originally planned to spay this little ragdoll by the end of this year.
Who would have thought... this little kitten turned into a chosen one!
【Stop petting me! Damn it... are you treating me like a pancake? You're abusing the cat! Save the cat!】
Jiang Che smirked, this petting business is truly a delight!
...
At the desk, Jiang Che was explaining a problem to Yu Wan'er.
Once, it was Yu Wan'er, the top student, who tutored Jiang Che, the failing student. Now Jiang Che's grades have improved, and he's achieved an utter reversal!
"How can you not understand such an easy question? Has your brain gone bad?"
Jiang Che pinched Yu Wan'er's little ear.
Yu Wan'er was also angry, "Yeah, it's gone bad because of you! Happy now? It must be because you're always teasing me... that's why my grades dropped, allowing you, this lowly loser, to sneak in and become the top student in the whole school, humph... scheming man!"
Jiang Che pursed his lips and smiled, just gently rubbing the girl's head.
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【Don't touch my head!】
Hmm... the feel is great, so Jiang Che used both his big hands to rub Yu Wan'er's head, which is even more addicting than petting a cat.
Mr. Jiang was very pleased, there were two little wildcats at home that were fun to pet.
Su Mianmian was the genuine little wildcat, and with her mind-reading ability... petting Su Mianmian was truly an enjoyment.
And Yu Wan'er... naturally was the big wildcat.
...
"Jiang Che! Your call!"
Chen Ningshuang walked over leisurely, her face filled with reluctance.
Jiang Che had recently given her a new Hanfu outfit. If the previous one was very conservative, making her look like an immortal, then the current one was specially tailored for someone's particular preferences.
It revealed her shoulders and back, with the white, flawless shoulders like top-grade jade, not a single flaw visible. She wore an inner layer of white fur, and an outer layer of thin gauze covered it, perfectly combining purity and sensuality.
"Who is it?"
Jiang Che glanced at Chen Ningshuang and asked indifferently.
"I don't know! They just said they were looking for you."
Chen Ningshuang replied impatiently.
Jiang Che took the phone; the voice on the other end was hoarse, sounding like an old woman.
"Are you Mr. Jiang?"
"Who are you?" Jiang Che frowned.
"Oh... do you know Lin Yu? I'm his master, my name is Zhou Xuemei. Little Yu once offended you... I'd like to sincerely express my apology to you."
Upon hearing this, Jiang Che was slightly surprised.
Lin Yu's master? Zhou Xuemei?
Jiang Che pondered for a moment in his mind, eventually recalling this person.
Zhou Xuemei, in the original plot, was Lin Yu's master.
Lin Yu had two masters; one was that Lin Xiaotian, whose strength was unknown... probably a grandmaster.
The other master was this Zhou Xuemei, a killer with peak internal force cultivation. She was ranked 19th on the assassin ranking list.
However, this Zhou Xuemei seemed to have a congenital progeria.
"Yes, I'm Jiang Che."
Jiang Che replied. Considering the time... Lin Yu's two masters should have already come down from the mountain.
But Jiang Che wasn't afraid of them anymore. If he wanted... he could play with these two all by himself, not to mention his backing of a powerful ancient martial arts family.
Now, listening to their tone, it seemed they already knew about his identity?
No wonder they were so humble!
"Are you looking for Lin Yu?" Jiang Che asked.
Zhou Xuemei on the other end nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes. I don't know if you can show great kindness... and let Lin Yu off."
Jiang
's lips curled slightly. "Lin Yu is living quite a luxurious life now, possibly even happier than you can imagine."
But Jiang Che's words took on a different meaning in Zhou Xuemei's ears.
Irony! This must be ironic!
Little Yu must be living a life worse than death right now. As his master... I must save him.
"Mr. Jiang, I beg you... please spare his life? Little Yu is a child from the mountain, he hasn't seen much of the world..."
Jiang Che was a bit speechless. He was telling the truth, they say Lin Yu is thriving with Brother Qiang now, in a sweet and affectionate relationship.
Leaving behind deep-seated hatred, enjoying a twisted life.
"If that's the case, I'll give you Lin Yu's address. You can go find him yourself."
Jiang Che grinned. He guessed Zhou Xuemei might be together with that Lin Xiaotian. If they saw Lin Yu in such a situation... not sure what they'd think.
Thinking of that scene, Jiang Che let out a sinister laugh.
"Mr. Jiang, thank you!"
Zhou Xuemei was very excited. Since Mr. Jiang had given her Lin Yu's address, then maybe Lin Yu was really not in danger, just tied up!
After saying that, Jiang Che hung up the phone.
The feeling of pranking others... was truly delightful!
Cast off morality and etiquette, enjoy a despicable life. I am truly a huge jerk.
No, no, I need to knock on some electronic fish to get some merit.
【Hmph~ Bastard! Laughing so happily... Definitely plotting something sinister!】
Chen Ningshuang now hated Jiang Che to the bone.
"Shuang'er, come over and massage my feet."
How could Jiang Che indulge her? He treated her like a servant, Jiang Che was quite principled... as long as you're not yet my woman, I'll mess with you as I please.
【You——】
Chen Ningshuang was on the verge of tears. She seriously suspected that Jiang Che had cultivated some special skill to read people's thoughts. Otherwise, why would every time she cursed him in her heart, she would suffer misfortune?
For her, a heaven's pride woman, to massage Jiang Che's feet... how could she accept such a thing?!
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
