"So delicious—"
Yu Wan'er was fed to the brim by Jiang Che, hand-fed to the brim.
"Jiang... Jiang Che, when did your cooking skills become so good?"
The little loli blinked her beautiful big eyes, filled with confusion.
"Hmph... Weren't you the one who said you wouldn't eat? Who was it that just said... you'd rather jump off a building and die than eat a single bite of my food?"
"Why are you saying it's so delicious now?"
"You—"
"It was you who forced me to eat it! I didn’t want to!"
The girl struggled a bit before hopping out of Jiang Che's arms, her little belly round and bulging, looking as if she were three months pregnant, giving off an inexplicable sense of guilt.
Though her words said otherwise, Yu Wan'er still lightly licked her pink lips, as if savoring the aftertaste.
[Hmph, stupid Jiang Che, hiding such good cooking skills... always keeping them to yourself, just bullying me, you big jerk!]
Jiang Che glanced at Yu Wan'er indifferently; he was now completely immune to her scolding.
"Was it good, Dong'er?"
Dong'er, who was called upon, slowly raised her head, blinking her eyes a couple of times. The little girl's mouth was smeared with oil, her cheeks stuffed full like a hamster hoarding food.
"Master, it was delicious!"
Jiang Che nodded with satisfaction. With these cooking skills... he could charm any girl in the future!
A hundred would come, and a hundred would fall for him!
Just then, the door opened.
"Ugh... what's that smell? It's so fragrant!"
Gu Lingfei, who had just gotten off work, was already hungry, and now she was even hungrier.
"Let me see what delicious thing you're eating!"
Gu Lingfei didn’t even have time to take off her high heels, rushing hurriedly toward Jiang Che.
"Ah—"
A cry of pain rang out. Gu Lingfei, without a doubt... had twisted her ankle!
Even with a twisted ankle, nothing could stop Gu Lingfei's craving for good food. Limping toward the dining table, she looked incredibly determined!
"Huh? Where did it all go?"
The woman's face turned pale, followed by the sound of her stomach growling loudly.
Though the food was all gone, there was still some soup left. She dipped a finger into the broth and then put it into her mouth.
"Mmm~~~"
"Xiao Che, who made this? Do we have such a chef at home? We must pay whatever it takes to keep them!"
"I made it."
"Huh??? You made it?" Gu Lingfei's face showed astonishment.
"Feifei, are you hungry? If you are, I can make you a bowl of fried rice."
"Oh... oh! Sure!" Gu Lingfei was still in a daze. In her memory... Xiao Che couldn’t cook, could he?
"Feifei, your ankle is twisted."
Gu Lingfei waved her hand dismissively, "It's fine."
But Jiang Che simply scooped her up and carried her to the couch.
Gu Lingfei's face turned red, but she didn’t struggle much.
Her legs were perfectly shaped, but her ankle was swollen, adding a touch of fragility to her otherwise flawless appearance.
Just then, "Gurgle—"
Gu Lingfei's face instantly flushed red, wishing she could find a hole to hide in out of embarrassment.
"Feifei, I'll make you a bowl of fried rice!"
Jiang Che gently set Gu Lingfei's ankle down.
Watching Jiang Che's retreating figure, Gu Lingfei's heart skipped a beat.
[This silly boy, A'Che, actually cares about me now?]
[Is he like this with other girls too?]
[Ugh, why am I even thinking this?]
Soon, a rich aroma wafted from the kitchen.
"That's the smell!" Gu Lingfei's eyes widened, and her mouth watered uncontrollably.
It was so fragrant, a smell that reminded her of her mother's fried rice from her childhood, a taste she could no longer experience.
Gu Lingfei began devouring the food, forgetting all about being a lady or a cold CEO!
One minute later.
"Burp—"
Gu Lingfei had finished an entire large bowl of fried rice in just one minute. For someone with such a small mouth, she had quite the appetite... impressive potential!
"Xiao Che... why didn’t you show off your cooking skills earlier?"
Gu Lingfei, now full, wore a satisfied expression.
"Feifei, you should take a look at your ankle first. It's swollen so badly."
Only after Jiang Che's reminder did Gu Lingfei notice... her twisted ankle was now red and swollen.
"But luckily... I know a bit about bone-setting."
With that, he reached out and took hold of one of Gu Lingfei's slender legs.
He wasn’t lying; as a martial artist, not knowing how to set bones would be laughable.
"Don’t... I'll go to the hospital tomorrow," Gu Lingfei protested, her eyes wide.
Her feet were super ticklish!
"Feifei, bone-setting doesn’t hurt."
"You don’t want to miss work tomorrow because of the pain, do you?"
Gu Lingfei: "..."
...
The next day.
Jiang Che received a message from Leng Ningqiu.
"Master, our team has established a company specializing in investments and managing other subsidiaries... You are the behind-the-scenes chairman. Please give the company a name."
Jiang Che: "..."
He hated coming up with names.
His father Jiang Yuan's company was called Yuanche Group.
Gu Lingfei's company was called LingChe Group.
Now it was his turn to name a company. He couldn’t just call it Jiang Che Group, could he?
But this small problem couldn’t stump him!
"Ningqiu, the company will be called... Qiangsheng Group!"
"Yes, Master!"
"Oh, Master, there's one more thing! The 'Youth Elixir' formula you gave us has been successfully extracted!"
Jiang Che was slightly surprised, "Oh? That fast?"
"We prepared 180 batches of raw materials, but only managed to extract 10 successful batches. The raw materials cost nearly 2 million yuan..."
"Hmm, 200,000 yuan per bottle of Youth Elixir, practically a steal. Bring them over!"
Not long after, Leng Ningqiu arrived, carrying a delicate briefcase.
Inside, ten exquisite vials of the extract lay neatly.
Jiang Che glanced at them and knew they were perfect.
Then... his gaze fell on Yu Wan'er, who was playing with a cat, and a mischievous smile crept onto his face.
[Youth Elixir]
[Permanently freezes the user's appearance at the moment they take the elixir.]
For a loli-type girl like Yu Wan'er, drinking one bottle would ensure she’d never grow past 150 cm, forever destined to remain a loli.
Of course... Yu Wan'er didn’t have much room for growth to begin with.
Yu Wan'er, who was cuddling her cat, suddenly felt a chill down her spine, as if some great terror had set its sights on her!
"Wan'er, come here! I’ve got something good to show you!"
Yu Wan'er: "..."
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
