"Ahem, that's Gu Lingfei."
"My... foster sister!"
Jiang Che introduced her to Qiangwei.
Although the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Jiang Che didn't feel embarrassed at all—his skin was thick as a wall.
At that moment, Gu Lingfei was holding Dong'er in her arms.
Dong'er, tiny and soft, was absolutely adorable.
Though both Dong'er and Yu Wan'er were lolis, there were stark differences between them.
If we're talking purely about looks, Yu Wan'er was flawless, easily scoring a 95 out of 100.
Dong'er, being a puppet, was obedient and quiet, doing whatever she was told without a single word of protest. Her looks were at least a 90, but given that many Chinese people have a thing for white hair, her silver hair and purple eyes gave her a major boost.
In short, after all that... Jiang Che loved both Yu Wan'er and Dong'er!
"Oh~"
Bai Qiangwei nodded, finally understanding that Gu Lingfei was Jiang Che's foster sister.
That explained why Jiang Che had been targeting Su Han all this time. After all, no brother would want to see his sister being pursued by a mercenary, right?
Little Qiangwei had already started self-rationalizing, not even needing Jiang Che to explain—she had come up with the reason herself.
"Xiao Che, who is this girl?"
Gu Lingfei felt a headache coming on. It had only been seven or eight years since she last saw Jiang Che—what kind of strange traits had this little brother developed in that time?
"Master!"
At that moment, Dong'er, who was in Gu Lingfei's arms, struggled free and jumped down.
She ran over to Jiang Che.
Master?????
In an instant, Jiang Che felt several pairs of hostile eyes on him.
[Ye Mengyao: Master???]
[Yu Wan'er: I'm calling the police! Hello, officer? There's a big pervert here!]
Jiang Che's mouth twitched, and he patted Dong'er's head.
"Dong'er is a bodyguard my mom hired, a master of internal martial arts. She's stayed this height because of a special cultivation technique... she's actually already an adult."
Jiang Che wasn't lying. As a puppet, Dong'er didn't even have an age, but according to the system's background info, she was a 20-year-old legal loli.
......
In a rented apartment.
Su Han, disheveled and ragged, leaned against the headboard of his bed. The floor was littered with cigarette butts, and the place was a complete mess.
His current situation was eerily similar to Monkey's from a month ago.
Back then, Monkey had also lived in a rundown rental, the place a total disaster, with his only doll deflated.
Meanwhile, Su Han had once lived in a grand villa.
But now, the tables had turned!
The once-mighty Wolf King had fallen from grace. Not only had his martial arts been crippled, but he was also dirt poor. His old buddy Monkey, on the other hand, was now living in a luxurious villa, surrounded by AI girlfriends and butlers... thriving!
"Wait, Monkey! Monkey must have a solution. Worst case, I'll just rejoin the Wolf Fang Mercenary Corps... and reclaim my title as the Wolf King!"
Even without his powerful ancient martial arts, his instincts from the battlefield still made him the fearsome Wolf King, Su Han!
With that thought, he called Monkey.
On the other end, Monkey was annoyed. "Who the hell is bothering me now?"
Young Master Jiang usually texted him, so whoever was calling must be someone else!
"Monkey, it's Su Han!"
Su Han was a bit angry when he heard Monkey cursing. How dare Monkey be so disrespectful?
From now on, Monkey wouldn't even get to eat cheap sausages!
When Monkey heard it was Su Han, a hint of disdain flashed in his heart. The Wolf King... had really fallen from grace!
If it weren't for Young Master Jiang, Monkey would have already unleashed a torrent of curses and rap lyrics straight into Su Han's face.
"Wolf King, I'm really busy right now, got a lot on my plate."
Su Han frowned. "What could you possibly be busy with?"
"Busy celebrating my girlfriend's birthday," Monkey replied honestly.
"Girlfriend? Wasn't your girlfriend a blow-up doll? Since when do blow-up dolls have birthdays?" Su Han was quite familiar with Monkey's past.
Monkey didn't respond, just glanced at the production date on the back of his AI girlfriend's neck.
His girlfriend... was one year old now!
"Wolf King, what do you need?" Monkey's tone was no longer respectful; in fact, he sounded almost resentful toward Su Han.
"I'm coming back. I'm going to rejoin the Wolf Fang Mercenary Corps and reclaim my title as the Wolf King!"
Su Han said this with great passion and determination!
But Monkey's next words poured cold water all over his enthusiasm.
"Wolf King, after you left, the Wolf Fang Mercenary Corps disbanded."
Su Han's eyes widened in shock. "What? How could Wolf Fang disband? What about the Wolf Spirit? Why would they disband?"
Monkey was also getting angry. This idiot had already left, and now he wanted to come back and boss everyone around?
"Su Han! How dare you talk about the Wolf Spirit? Ever since you became the Wolf King, have the brothers ever had a single good day? $300 a month... who the hell would risk their lives for that?"
"And you... you abandoned Miss Qiangwei. She's the sister of the old Wolf King! Do you know what she went through after being kidnapped by those bandits? Who the hell do you think you are? Do you even care about anyone other than Gu Lingfei?"
"You're just a joke! What right do you have to talk about the Wolf Spirit? Can the Wolf Spirit put food on the table?"
"Always treating me to cheap sausages, screw that! You idiot!"
"Don't think I don't know your dirty secrets. You faked a few things to impersonate Gu Lingfei? Even knelt down and licked a woman's feet? I sent all those videos to the brothers in Wolf Fang..."
It was clear that Monkey had a lot of resentment toward Su Han.
Monkey's words left Su Han completely stunned. He felt regret, but more than that, he was furious!
Monkey dared to insult him? And he had been spying on his secrets, exposing everything?
Damn Monkey!
But now... there was nothing he could do about it.
Monkey, however, didn't give Su Han a chance to respond. After cursing him out, he felt a lot better.
He hung up the phone in a flash, cutting off Su Han's last hope.
"Haha, cursing him out and hanging up feels so damn good! That idiot Su Han, calling himself the Wolf King? More like a walking disaster!"
After a few more curses, Monkey went back to celebrating his girlfriend's first birthday.
"Oh, and I should let Young Master Jiang know. Did I cut ties with Su Han too early?"
Meanwhile, Su Han was so angry that he started smashing things in his room!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
