Monkey Insults Su Han Relentlessly, Leading to a Complete Breakup

"Ahem, that's Gu Lingfei."

"My... foster sister!"

Jiang Che introduced her to Qiangwei.

Although the atmosphere was a bit awkward, Jiang Che didn't feel embarrassed at all—his skin was thick as a wall.

At that moment, Gu Lingfei was holding Dong'er in her arms.

Dong'er, tiny and soft, was absolutely adorable.

Though both Dong'er and Yu Wan'er were lolis, there were stark differences between them.

If we're talking purely about looks, Yu Wan'er was flawless, easily scoring a 95 out of 100.

Dong'er, being a puppet, was obedient and quiet, doing whatever she was told without a single word of protest. Her looks were at least a 90, but given that many Chinese people have a thing for white hair, her silver hair and purple eyes gave her a major boost.

In short, after all that... Jiang Che loved both Yu Wan'er and Dong'er!

"Oh~"

Bai Qiangwei nodded, finally understanding that Gu Lingfei was Jiang Che's foster sister.

That explained why Jiang Che had been targeting Su Han all this time. After all, no brother would want to see his sister being pursued by a mercenary, right?

Little Qiangwei had already started self-rationalizing, not even needing Jiang Che to explain—she had come up with the reason herself.

"Xiao Che, who is this girl?"

Gu Lingfei felt a headache coming on. It had only been seven or eight years since she last saw Jiang Che—what kind of strange traits had this little brother developed in that time?

"Master!"

At that moment, Dong'er, who was in Gu Lingfei's arms, struggled free and jumped down.

She ran over to Jiang Che.

Master?????

In an instant, Jiang Che felt several pairs of hostile eyes on him.

[Ye Mengyao: Master???]

[Yu Wan'er: I'm calling the police! Hello, officer? There's a big pervert here!]

Jiang Che's mouth twitched, and he patted Dong'er's head.

"Dong'er is a bodyguard my mom hired, a master of internal martial arts. She's stayed this height because of a special cultivation technique... she's actually already an adult."

Jiang Che wasn't lying. As a puppet, Dong'er didn't even have an age, but according to the system's background info, she was a 20-year-old legal loli.

......

In a rented apartment.

Su Han, disheveled and ragged, leaned against the headboard of his bed. The floor was littered with cigarette butts, and the place was a complete mess.

His current situation was eerily similar to Monkey's from a month ago.

Back then, Monkey had also lived in a rundown rental, the place a total disaster, with his only doll deflated.

Meanwhile, Su Han had once lived in a grand villa.

But now, the tables had turned!

The once-mighty Wolf King had fallen from grace. Not only had his martial arts been crippled, but he was also dirt poor. His old buddy Monkey, on the other hand, was now living in a luxurious villa, surrounded by AI girlfriends and butlers... thriving!

"Wait, Monkey! Monkey must have a solution. Worst case, I'll just rejoin the Wolf Fang Mercenary Corps... and reclaim my title as the Wolf King!"

Even without his powerful ancient martial arts, his instincts from the battlefield still made him the fearsome Wolf King, Su Han!

With that thought, he called Monkey.

On the other end, Monkey was annoyed. "Who the hell is bothering me now?"

Young Master Jiang usually texted him, so whoever was calling must be someone else!

"Monkey, it's Su Han!"

Su Han was a bit angry when he heard Monkey cursing. How dare Monkey be so disrespectful?

From now on, Monkey wouldn't even get to eat cheap sausages!

When Monkey heard it was Su Han, a hint of disdain flashed in his heart. The Wolf King... had really fallen from grace!

If it weren't for Young Master Jiang, Monkey would have already unleashed a torrent of curses and rap lyrics straight into Su Han's face.

"Wolf King, I'm really busy right now, got a lot on my plate."

Su Han frowned. "What could you possibly be busy with?"

"Busy celebrating my girlfriend's birthday," Monkey replied honestly.

"Girlfriend? Wasn't your girlfriend a blow-up doll? Since when do blow-up dolls have birthdays?" Su Han was quite familiar with Monkey's past.

Monkey didn't respond, just glanced at the production date on the back of his AI girlfriend's neck.

His girlfriend... was one year old now!

"Wolf King, what do you need?" Monkey's tone was no longer respectful; in fact, he sounded almost resentful toward Su Han.

"I'm coming back. I'm going to rejoin the Wolf Fang Mercenary Corps and reclaim my title as the Wolf King!"

Su Han said this with great passion and determination!

But Monkey's next words poured cold water all over his enthusiasm.

"Wolf King, after you left, the Wolf Fang Mercenary Corps disbanded."

Su Han's eyes widened in shock. "What? How could Wolf Fang disband? What about the Wolf Spirit? Why would they disband?"

Monkey was also getting angry. This idiot had already left, and now he wanted to come back and boss everyone around?

"Su Han! How dare you talk about the Wolf Spirit? Ever since you became the Wolf King, have the brothers ever had a single good day? $300 a month... who the hell would risk their lives for that?"

"And you... you abandoned Miss Qiangwei. She's the sister of the old Wolf King! Do you know what she went through after being kidnapped by those bandits? Who the hell do you think you are? Do you even care about anyone other than Gu Lingfei?"

"You're just a joke! What right do you have to talk about the Wolf Spirit? Can the Wolf Spirit put food on the table?"

"Always treating me to cheap sausages, screw that! You idiot!"

"Don't think I don't know your dirty secrets. You faked a few things to impersonate Gu Lingfei? Even knelt down and licked a woman's feet? I sent all those videos to the brothers in Wolf Fang..."

It was clear that Monkey had a lot of resentment toward Su Han.

Monkey's words left Su Han completely stunned. He felt regret, but more than that, he was furious!

Monkey dared to insult him? And he had been spying on his secrets, exposing everything?

Damn Monkey!

But now... there was nothing he could do about it.

Monkey, however, didn't give Su Han a chance to respond. After cursing him out, he felt a lot better.

He hung up the phone in a flash, cutting off Su Han's last hope.

"Haha, cursing him out and hanging up feels so damn good! That idiot Su Han, calling himself the Wolf King? More like a walking disaster!"

After a few more curses, Monkey went back to celebrating his girlfriend's first birthday.

"Oh, and I should let Young Master Jiang know. Did I cut ties with Su Han too early?"

Meanwhile, Su Han was so angry that he started smashing things in his room!

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