Hurry Back to Gotham, Batman Says He Won't Hit You Anymore

The next day, Jiang Che drove Gu Lingfei to her company.

After all, he was still planning to enjoy Su Han's embarrassment. According to Monkey, Su Han had spent nearly a thousand yuan the previous night on men's cosmetics and new clothes.

Jiang Che immediately understood—Su Han had completely fallen into his trap.

In fact, when he first heard the news, Jiang Che was utterly shocked.

He had never expected that Su Han would actually listen to him?

Truth be told, Jiang Che had only casually suggested it. He never thought Su Han would be foolish enough to go full-on effeminate.

"What are you laughing at, Ah Che?"

Gu Lingfei, sitting in the passenger seat, furrowed her delicate brows. She couldn’t shake the feeling that Jiang Che’s smile carried a hint of mischief.

"Nothing, I just thought of something funny!"

"Something funny?"

Gu Lingfei pondered for a moment, then blushed and lowered her head.

[Hmph! This brat must be thinking about some girl again!]

[How infuriating!]

The memory of the intimate moment she shared with Jiang Che in the office yesterday afternoon made her cheeks burn.

Jiang Che had recently stopped using his mind-reading ability to eavesdrop on others' thoughts. While it was entertaining occasionally, relying on it too much would spoil the fun.

"By the way, Sister Feifei, did you never date anyone while you were in America?"

Jiang Che asked knowingly, having already gleaned some information through his "divine right hand" yesterday.

"You—" Gu Lingfei's face turned red. She knew exactly what Jiang Che was hinting at.

She still couldn’t believe how things had unfolded yesterday... it had all happened so unexpectedly.

"No, I didn’t! I was always busy with work!"

"Oh? Then, Sister Feifei, how about considering me?"

He went for it!

He actually went for it!

Gu Lingfei’s heart was instantly thrown into chaos.

With... Xiao Che?

How could that be? She had always seen Jiang Che as a younger brother. Even though they weren’t related by blood, still...

Besides, Jiang Che already had so many girls around him!

"Hmph, you brat, are you teasing your sister now?"

"If you keep this up, I’ll tell Sister Jiang and have your mom give you a good beating."

Jiang Che chuckled, "Sister Feifei, do you think my mom would side with me... or with you?"

Jiang Yunli would be overjoyed if he managed to win over Gu Lingfei, hoping for a grandchild to strengthen their family ties!

Gu Lingfei: "..."

The rest of the ride was silent until they arrived at the company.

But as soon as they reached the entrance, Jiang Che couldn’t hold back his laughter.

There, standing by the security booth, was Su Han... but what on earth was he wearing?

A pink jacket, a pink hat with long bunny ears, and his rugged face adorned with soft, pastel makeup.

Good lord, it was a sight for sore eyes!

"Feifei..."

Su Han, completely oblivious to the shocked gazes of passersby, jogged over to the Maybach.

He lowered his voice, trying to sound as cute as possible.

"What is this thing?"

Gu Lingfei’s eyes widened in horror. For a moment... she didn’t even recognize Su Han.

As for Jiang Che... how could he miss this golden opportunity to mess with Su Han?

He pulled out his phone again and started recording.

Buddy, get ready for the internet’s wrath!

Hehehe—

"Are you... Su Han?"

Gu Lingfei stared in disbelief. Despite the absurdity... she eventually recognized him.

"Feifei, it’s me, Hanhan!"

Gu Lingfei: "..."

Jiang Che: "..."

I’m guilty, I surrender, please don’t torture me like this!

Jiang Che felt like he had committed a grave sin. What kind of monstrosity had he created?

Meanwhile, Gu Lingfei was covered in goosebumps.

"Why are you... dressed like this?" Gu Lingfei asked.

But to Su Han, her words sounded like genuine concern. Feifei cares about me!

Jiang Che really is Feifei’s brother, after all. He’s amazing! Feifei had never cared about me before—she always told me to get lost!

"Feifei, I know you don’t like rough guys, so I dressed up like this. Can you talk to me a little more?"

Double words, so cringe!

Gu Lingfei felt utterly uncomfortable. "Xiao... Xiao Che, I’m going ahead."

"Feifei... don’t worry about work! With a super macho man like me around, no one can harm a single hair on your head!" Su Han even flexed his muscles.

Gu Lingfei shuddered. "Are you insane?"

Fired! As soon as she got back to the office, she was going to contact HR and have this disgusting Su Han fired!

What if his ridiculous outfit scared off the company’s clients?

After Gu Lingfei left, Su Han yanked off his pink bunny ear hat.

"Brother Jiang, why do I feel like Feifei dislikes me even more now?"

Jiang Che patted his shoulder. "You just don’t get it, do you? It’s called playing hard to get."

"Didn’t my Sister Feifei just say you’re insane? See... she’s already starting to care about your health."

Su Han frowned. "Brother Jiang, that kind of sounds like an insult."

"Look, you don’t know my Sister Feifei well enough. She’s tough on the outside but soft on the inside. She even asked if you were sick... what more could you want?"

"So that’s how it is—" Su Han nodded to himself.

"It seems I still hold a place in Feifei’s heart. She’s starting to care about me..."

Jiang Che: "..."

This is unbearable.

Go back to Gotham. Batman says he won’t hit you anymore.

After leaving, Jiang Che checked his phone. He had recorded every second of Su Han’s ridiculous appearance.

He sent the video to Monkey.

"Monkey, help me edit this and post it online. Buy some 'hot searches'. I want Su Han to go viral."

Monkey had fully become Jiang Che’s lackey and, knowing Jiang Che’s identity as the son of a billionaire, worked even harder.

"Don’t worry, Young Master Jiang. I, Monkey, am all about efficiency. I’ll have Su Han trending within a day!"

Being a hacker was just one of Monkey’s many skills. Aside from hacking, he was also a top-tier paparazzo, known as the King of Paparazzi!

Using his hacking skills, he had dug up dirt on countless celebrities, both in Dragon Country and abroad.

Which celebrity didn’t tremble at the mention of his name, "Monkey"?

Creating buzz was child’s play for him.

Monkey’s execution was swift. In no time, Su Han’s video exploded across the internet!