May There Be No Canned Yellow Peaches in Heaven~

Su Han was stunned.

He never expected Jiang Che to show him such a disgusting video.

"Eating a peach... so cold..."

What the hell am I watching?!

Who is Su Han?

The Iron-Blooded Wolf King!

The number of lives he has taken is no less than a thousand. He once used a sniper rifle to accurately assassinate the leader of a rebel group from eight hundred miles away.

He absolutely despises these effeminate types. If such a person were standing in front of him... he would definitely slap them to death.

"Brother Jiang, what do you mean by showing me this?" Su Han frowned.

"Brother Su Han, you just don't get it, do you? Nowadays, many girls like these pretty boys. The tough, macho act is outdated!"

Jiang Che felt guilty. He knew very well... that 90% of girls are actually indifferent to these effeminate types. Pretty boys ≠ effeminate.

The vast majority of girls have normal preferences. Who doesn't like a man with explosive boyfriend energy?

But to trick Su Han, Jiang Che had to bear this sin.

May there be no canned peaches in heaven~

Su Han was dumbfounded. He glanced at the idiot on his phone eating canned peaches, then looked up at Jiang Che.

"Are you saying... Lingfei likes this kind of... pretty boy?"

"Ahem... probably, yes!" Jiang Che rubbed his nose, trying hard not to laugh.

"This... this..."

Su Han felt his worldview had been completely overturned!

No way!

But after thinking it over... he couldn't come up with any valid conclusion.

Because Gu Lingfei really had no interest in him!

And back when he was pursuing her in the U.S., the reason she rejected him was that he was too crude and barbaric.

Could it really be... like this?

Su Han scratched his head, glanced again at the idiot eating canned peaches on his phone, and felt a headache coming on.

Would he really have to... act like that guy?

Then go up to Lingfei and say, "Little Lingfei, I'm your little Han Han~"

Damn it!

Su Han felt a chill run down his spine. How could the Iron-Blooded Wolf King act so... effeminate?

"Brother Su Han, you need to think carefully. Lingfei is already a domineering and aloof person. If you're also domineering and aloof, it's like two magnets repelling each other!"

"If you want to win Lingfei's heart, this is the only way!"

Su Han: "......"

He was completely fooled!

After a moment of complex emotions, he finally made a decision that went against his ancestors.

Let's do it, brothers!

"Brother Jiang... are you sure this will work? It feels a bit unreliable to me."

"Don't worry, who knows Lingfei better, me or you? Just go for it!"

Su Han nodded resolutely, "Alright!"

...

"Achoo!"

Gu Lingfei, who was buried in work at the company, suddenly sneezed. She covered her nose with one hand, sniffled, and her bangs fell over her forehead.

She exuded the charm of a cold, aloof, and forbidding CEO.

"Who's talking about me behind my back?"

Only when there were no outsiders around did Gu Lingfei's girlish side show.

In front of others, she was always the cold, aloof CEO.

At that moment, the office door opened.

Gu Lingfei frowned, "Xiao Li, didn't I tell you to knock before entering? There won't be a next time, or you can pack up and leave."

"Oh? Lingfei, are you telling me to leave?"

Jiang Che's teasing voice rang out.

"A-Che, what are you doing here?"

"Lingfei, can't I come?"

Jiang Che smirked. Gu Lingfei's cold CEO demeanor!

It maximally stimulated a man's desire to conquer.

Everything he had told Su Han about pursuing Gu Lingfei was complete nonsense!

What, acting effeminate would win her heart?

No way!

For a CEO like her, if an outsider wanted to win her heart, they had to be even more domineering than her. Only then could they conquer her.

But unfortunately, Jiang Che didn't need to conquer Gu Lingfei's heart.

He was already in Lingfei's heart →_→

"Phew—"

The woman raised her arms and stretched, her collar tightening.

Gu Lingfei didn't notice, but Jiang Che lightly licked his lips.

At that moment, the long-awaited villainous choice was triggered again!

[Ding! Gu Lingfei is physically and mentally exhausted, triggering the villainous choice.]

[Choice 1: Give her a shoulder massage. Gu Lingfei's favorability +10. Host obtains the item 'Substitute Doll'.]

[Choice 2: Give her a full-body massage. Gu Lingfei's favorability +20. Host obtains the item 'Mind Control'.]

[Choice 3: Help her relax! Host obtains the reward 'Perfect Internal Force Puppet*1'.]

Jiang Che's eyes lit up. He loved multiple-choice questions!

Especially when he could choose all the options. This time, it was clearly a multiple-choice question.

Just select ABC all at once!

...

"Lingfei, girls shouldn't work so hard. Let me give you a massage." Jiang Che walked over to Gu Lingfei's desk and placed a hand on her shoulder.

He could faintly smell the sweet fragrance emanating from her, like a ripe berry.

Gu Lingfei was slightly surprised, "You know how to massage?"

"A little, just a little."

"Well... alright. My shoulders are a bit sore. Go ahead and give me a rub."

Hehehe—

Jiang Che wasn't lying. His massage skills were indeed pretty good.

...

"Why isn't he out yet? That damn Jiang Che!"

Yu Wan'er sat in the car, cursing Jiang Che in her heart.

How could she not know what Jiang Che was up to with Gu Lingfei these past few days?

[Damn trash! Pervert! You should be stomped on... go join Lin Yu as sisters!]

Just as the little loli was cursing Jiang Che in her heart, Jiang Che and Gu Lingfei walked out of the company.

"Lingfei! Do you need me to take you home?"

Su Han ran over like a lovesick puppy.

"Get lost!"

Gu Lingfei didn't even bother to look at him. Every day after work, he would show up like clockwork. It felt like a damn routine.

If it weren't for the fact that Su Han had once saved her life, she would have kicked him out long ago!

"Hehehe... Lingfei, tomorrow you'll see a whole new me!"

Su Han took a few steps back and spoke to Gu Lingfei with great confidence.

Gu Lingfei's beautiful eyes narrowed. What on earth was this guy planning?

Jiang Che: "......"

This is going to be awkward~

I hope Su Han's outfit tomorrow doesn't scare Lingfei.

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