Lin Yu sized up the old man standing in front of him.
After a few seconds of silence, he exploded, cursing out loud!
"You're full of crap! It was me who saved her. Who the hell do you think you are?"
The old man, putting on an exaggerated act, retorted, "Young man, do you even know what respect for elders means? I’m your senior, and it was me who saved her, not you!"
Lin Yu was fuming. "You call yourself a senior? Stealing someone else's credit? You’re a joke!"
Yu Wan'er couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward. "Who do you think you are? It was Old Master Lin Xiaotian who saved my mom. Get out of here now, or I’ll call someone to drag you away!"
Lin Yu was stunned once again. He looked up at the old man.
"Your name is Lin Xiaotian?"
"Yes, that’s me!"
"You dare call yourself Lin Xiaotian? I’ll kick your ass!"
Lin Yu lunged at the old man, grabbing him by the collar, ready to throw a punch. How dare this old geezer share the same name as his most respected master?
The old man frantically signaled Jiang Che with his eyes.
They had agreed to put on a show, but getting beaten up wasn’t part of the deal! At seventy years old, taking a beating from this kid might just send him straight to meet Buddha.
Getting hit wasn’t in the job description!
He needed a raise!
The doctors quickly gathered around. "You lunatic, what do you think you’re doing to Master Lin?"
"Hey, security? We’ve got a psycho in Room 101, 7th floor, Building 13. Get over here now!"
"You’re the psycho! It was me who saved her!"
The head doctor couldn’t take it anymore. "Look at you! Do you even look like a doctor? Cursing left and right! You claim to be a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner? Prove it!"
Lin Yu hastily pulled out a small cloth bundle from his pocket, unwrapping it to reveal a set of silver needles.
"These are my acupuncture needles. They’re proof!"
"Hahaha... Needles? Of course, I have those too!"
The old man was fully equipped. He pulled out over a dozen small cloth bundles, filled with needles of all sizes—gold, silver, copper, iron, and wood. There were hundreds of them.
Lin Yu: "......"
"I’m the true inheritor of ancient Chinese medicine. My ancestors..."
Before Lin Yu could finish, the old man cut him off.
"My ancestors were imperial physicians to the emperor. Our lineage, the Ghost Doctor Sect, has been passed down for exactly 108 generations!"
Lin Yu: "......"
What the hell? You’re also an imperial physician? Ghost Doctor Sect? And exactly 108 generations?
You... you’re stealing my lines!
Lin Yu was seething with anger, his chest burning with frustration.
Suddenly, he had an idea.
He turned to Yu Weiwei, lying on the hospital bed, with a pleading look.
"You can vouch for me, right? I’m the one who saved you! I spent four hours saving you, exhausting all my inner energy!"
Lin Yu’s eyes were filled with desperate hope. I saved you... you have to back me up!!!
Lin Yu was on the verge of tears. Even when he had lost a testicle and his ability to reproduce, he had never felt this wronged.
But when he looked at Yu Weiwei, hoping she would speak up for him, he was devastated to find...
Yu Weiwei had somehow fallen asleep on the hospital bed.
[Yu Weiwei: ╮(╯-╰)╭]
If she admitted that Lin Yu had saved her, she would directly offend Jiang Che, which would indirectly harm Wan'er. That was something she absolutely couldn’t do.
But since Lin Yu had indeed saved her life, she decided to play dead.
"How can you fall asleep now?"
"How can you sleep at a time like this? Wake up!"
Unfortunately, you can’t wake someone who’s pretending to be asleep.
"You jerk, let go of my mom!"
Yu Wan'er was so angry she wanted to kick Lin Yu, but Jiang Che stopped her. With her short legs, kicking Lin Yu would probably feel more like a reward than punishment.
"I’ll handle it!"
Jiang Che picked up Yu Wan'er and then delivered a powerful kick to Lin Yu’s backside, sending him flying.
"Ah—"
A sharp scream echoed as Lin Yu crashed into a coffee table and then slammed into the wall.
"Jiang Che! It’s you!"
Lin Yu clutched his buttocks, glaring furiously at Jiang Che.
The pain in his backside was nothing compared to the hatred he felt for Jiang Che at that moment.
He realized now that this guy had been playing him all along!
"We have no grudge between us. Why do you keep targeting me?"
But obviously, no one answered him.
Jiang Che glanced at Lin Yu, who was sprawled on the floor. He knew... this guy was done for. After repeated blows, his spirit was almost completely shattered.
He really was no match. Weren’t the so-called "chosen ones" supposed to be resilient?
This guy couldn’t even last long before being utterly defeated.
Soon, Lin Yu was forcibly dragged out of the room.
Peace returned.
After Lin Yu was taken away, Yu Weiwei "woke up" as if nothing had happened. "Mom, you’re awake? Did that jerk wake you up?"
Yu Weiwei smiled faintly.
Yu Wan'er and Ye Mengyao then chatted with Yu Weiwei.
Outside the room, "Young Master Jiang, my name is Ai Shouying. You can call me Old Ai."
Jiang Che: "......"
Ai Shouying? What a... unique name.
But the old man definitely had acting skills. Facing Lin Yu, who had mastered inner energy, he hadn’t flinched at all. He might be useful in the future.
Jiang Che then transferred 100,000 yuan to him, shocking the old man.
"Young Master Jiang, this is too much..."
"You earned it. Keep this to yourself, or else..."
"Hehehe, I understand, Young Master Jiang!"
Ai Shouying, who had earlier played the part of a dignified old healer, now looked utterly sleazy.
......
Yu Weiwei’s condition had improved significantly. She just needed to follow the prescription Lin Yu had prepared, and with proper rest, she’d recover fully within three months.
After leaving the hospital, Yu Wan'er was in much better spirits, skipping along the way.
Her twin ponytails swung back and forth.
"Jiang... Jiang Che, thank you!"
The little girl smiled brightly.
[Hmph, you pervert!]
Deep down, Yu Wan'er knew that the debt she owed Jiang Che for saving her mother... was something she might never be able to repay.
And what could she offer Jiang Che in return?
Only one thing, really.
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
u serious?" Chen Feng watched helplessly as his painstakingly trained disciple, fresh off a championship victory, publicly abandoned him. "You had your chance, but you didn’t appreciate it. Now, face the consequences of your choice!" Chen Feng possessed the "Master System," a treasure trove of supreme martial arts techniques, capable of molding ordinary individuals into peerless prodigies. "Legs like yours? A shame not to train in the Crippling Kick." "Ever heard of a palm strike that descends from the heavens?" "Auntie! I see extraordinary bone structure in you—a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand." The once-defiant senior disciple, now watching her juniors rise to fame one after another, dominating the internet, was consumed by endless regret.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
