"Lord Demon Ancestor, the Three Human Sovereigns request an audience with you!"
A little demon girl messenger trotted up to Jiang Che.
At that moment, Jiang Che was sitting by the river, fishing. He frowned. "You scared my fish away."
The little demon girl’s face turned pale with fear. Oh no... she was probably going to die here.
"Heh~~~" Jiang Che chuckled lightly. He was only teasing her, of course. It wasn't just about scaring the fish—he'd been fishing here for days without a single bite.
"What do the Human Sovereigns want with me?"
Jiang Che frowned. He’d heard earlier that some guy named Fuxi was looking for him, but he’d been busy teaming up with Yao Yue at the time and couldn’t be bothered.
"Tell them to scram!"
"Wait!" Suddenly, Jiang Che changed his mind. "I'll see them after all."
Jiang Che was actually a bit curious about these so-called Three Human Sovereigns. After all, as someone who had once been a Chinese person, he’d grown up hearing legends about the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors—Shennong tasting herbs, Suiren drilling wood for fire, and so on.
This time, he might as well get a look at these mythical figures.
...
Inside the hall.
Jiang Che sat cross-legged on his throne, propping his chin on one hand as he studied the three Human Sovereigns before him.
After meeting Jiang Che, none of these three Human Sovereigns dared to speak first, afraid a wrong word might provoke the Demon Ancestor’s wrath.
In truth, before meeting Jiang Che, they’d harbored a sliver of contempt for the Demon Ancestor—but after seeing him in person, they all fell silent.
He showed no trace of cultivation, yet inexplicably exuded an overwhelming pressure—a pressure even stronger than when they had faced the Heavenly Emperor back in the day.
"Your Highness, Demon Ancestor, we... we have come to discuss the relationship between the demon realm and the human realm..." Immortal Emperor Suiren began.
But Jiang Che didn’t answer. He merely cast a casual glance over the three.
On the far left stood Immortal Emperor Shennong, an unmatched immortal emperor fused with the Dao of Medicine, commanding all divine elixirs, immortal herbs, and even Dao-grade drugs, while also wielding immense healing prowess.
In the middle was Immortal Emperor Fuxi, who had merged with the Dao of Heaven and Earth and created the Eight Trigrams Cosmic Plate, a Dao artifact—though his flowing white hair made him look rather pretentious.
As for Suiren, known as the Flame Emperor, he had fused with the Dao of Fire and could command all fires in the realm.
Yet Jiang Che shook his head in disappointment after sizing them up. Were these three really the legendary Three Sovereigns from the myths?
To Jiang Che, they felt no better than three stray dogs by the roadside.
"You’re called Shennong, right?" Jiang Che suddenly asked.
Immortal Emperor Shennong hesitated, then nodded. "That’s right, Demon Ancestor. My surname is Shen, my given name Nong."
Jiang Che: "..."
Not bad, pal—a surname of Shen, a given name of Nong?
If he remembered correctly, in Chinese mythology, the Three Sovereigns all bore the surname Ji, didn’t they?
Jiang Che then turned his gaze to the so-called Immortal Emperor Suiren. "Don’t tell me your surname is Sui?"
"Demon Ancestor... you are correct. My surname is Sui, my given name Ren."
Fuxi was about to speak, but Jiang Che waved him off. "I know—your surname is Fu, your given name Xi..."
Immortal Emperor Fuxi: "..."
"What the hell is this?"
Jiang Che laughed in exasperation. Clearly, these three weren’t the real Three Sovereigns at all—even their existence and that of the ancient heavenly court had been fabricated.
"Shennong! Can you tell me what herbs you’ve eaten?"
The moment Jiang Che spoke, it was hard not to burst out laughing.
Immortal Emperor Shennong was at a complete loss and could only stammer, "Yanhuang grass, blood ganoderma..."
[Ding! Host has tricked Shennong, gaining 20 points.]
Immortal Emperor Shennong frantically emitted points.
"Suiren, I heard you created fire by drilling wood. How about you show me a demonstration now?"
Immortal Emperor Suiren: "..."
The next second, Suiren found a piece of wood and a stick, crouching down to start rubbing them together.
[Ding! Host has tricked Suiren, gaining 20 points.]
Finally, Jiang Che’s gaze fell on Fuxi.
[Ding...]
Meeting them—whoever they were—he’d start by milking them for points.
...
"Heh, you lot are amusing. The human realm has bullied and oppressed the demon realm for endless ages, and now you won’t even allow us demons to fight back?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, yeah! You humans are just too wicked!" Little Mo Shangxie chimed in, joining the conversation. She didn’t care about the so-called Human Sovereigns—with Master around, she was the supreme ruler second only to him!
"So go home. Between the demon realm and the human realm, there is only bloody enmity. If I order peace, how do I explain it to my followers? How do I justify it to the countless demons of the myriad realms?"
Jiang Che was deep in character, fully immersing himself in the role of the Demon Ancestor.
Little Mo Shangxie slumped beside him, eyes sparkling as she gazed at Jiang Che. Her master was just too invincible and too handsome, wasn’t he?
Then Jiang Che raised a hand, and the three Human Sovereigns vanished on the spot, forcibly teleported billions of miles away to the ancestral ground of the human realm.
The Three Sovereigns were completely stunned.
Forcibly carried from the Demon Realm Abyss back to the human ancestral ground without a chance to resist?
They were three unmatched Immortal Emperors, not roadside scraps to be crushed at will.
Boundless fear spread through each of them. "Fu... Fuxi, I feel this Demon Ancestor is really stronger than the Heavenly Emperor, isn’t he?"
"Shennong, how about we defect to the demon realm? I feel like if we keep serving as Human Sovereigns, we’re going to lose our heads..."
...
"What are you staring at? Get back to training! Don’t you want to attend the Peach Banquet?"
Jiang Che cast a cold glance at Mo Shangxie and gave her head a sharp flick with his fingers, making the girl wince.
"Master~~~ I don’t want to train anymore. I want to go out and play..." Mo Shangxie tugged at Jiang Che’s sleeve, swaying it and acting cute, while Jiang Che secretly recorded it all with a memory stone, planning to show it to the grown-up Mo Shangxie when he returned to the present world.
"Do you want a slap on the palm?" Jiang Che pulled out a ruler, his gaze stern.
Mo Shangxie shrank her neck surreptitiously and made a face at him when he wasn’t looking.
After leaving Jiang Che’s palace, Mo Shangxie immediately crushed a teleportation talisman and vanished.
Clearly, she couldn’t sit still. She’d heard that the conflict between the human realm and demon realm was raging, and she had to go join the fun.
She would crush those human cultivators to death!
Mo Shangxie clenched her little fists. She was born and raised in the demon realm, surrounded by demon emperors and demon lords since childhood—naturally, she harbored hostility toward the human realm.
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
