Slap Immortal

“Smack!!!”

Jiang Che slapped the Chaos Demonic Ape and Primordial True Roar again, causing both of them to see stars.

They were revered supreme immortal emperors, after all!!!

Throughout the entire Primordial World, they were figures of considerable stature. How could they endure such humiliation?

[ Ding! Host scams... ]

Jiang Che slapped them tens of thousands of times in a row, earning himself hundreds of thousands of points in one breath. He had only completed one billionth of his goal—there was still a long way to go!

He had thoroughly beaten the two supreme immortal emperors into submission!

“Stop hitting! Please, stop hitting!!!” Primordial True Roar whimpered like a beaten grandson, his face swollen to the size of a basin.

The Chaos Demonic Ape was even worse off. They now realized they had run into a ruthless man!

When had such a merciless character ever appeared in the Primordial World?

“Bro... why are you hitting us? We haven’t offended you in any way, have we?”

“Heh, you deserve it!”

Jiang Che lowered his gaze to his palm. Just now, he had vaguely sensed an increase in his own status!

When he had been slapping these fellows earlier, he had used quite a few item cards, yet no points had been consumed!!!

Zero-cost shopping???

Since when had it become zero-cost shopping???

Jiang Che was a bit dumbfounded. Since entering the Primordial World... this was his first time actually taking action.

Was this the buff from entering the dungeon?

Zero-cost shopping—what’s not to love?

No, wait—it wasn’t zero-cost shopping after all!

Some points had still been deducted.

“System, purchase one Super Fatal Strike item card.”

[ Ding! Host has spent 20 points to purchase... ]

“System, purchase the Origin of Time’s Great Path.”

[ Ding! Host has spent 1,800 points to purchase... ]

Jiang Che looked at the Origin of Time’s Great Path in his hand and felt a flicker of surprise.

In the Primordial World, the earning power of his points had depreciated by a hundred million times, but the items in the system shop had also depreciated by the same factor.

Jiang Che glanced at his system points balance: 602.138 billion.

Inflation—but his funds hadn’t depreciated!

That meant everything was fine!

“Still, it’s pretty damn hard to earn a hundred trillion, you know!”

If he ran a deficit, despite having hundreds of billions of points in hand—which made it feel like zero-cost shopping—he would still have to spend carefully; otherwise, earning a hundred trillion would be impossible!

“You two—come here!”

Jiang Che glared at the Chaos Demonic Ape and Primordial True Roar, making both demons shudder in terror.

“G-great one? Sir... is there something you need?”

“Nothing much. From now on, come to me every morning to receive your slap, and I’ll have your backs!”

Jiang Che’s words left both demons utterly stupefied.

Come every morning to receive a slap? What the hell did that mean???

...

As time passed, Jiang Che’s reputation gradually spread through the entire Primordial World.

He was called: Slap Immortal.

A supreme being who could suppress immortal emperors with a single hand, directly shattering the balance of the entire Primordial World.

Every cultivator above the rank of Immortal Venerable had been registered by this big shot. They had to come every morning to receive their slap, just like clocking in for work.

One immortal emperor, unable to bear the humiliation, chose to self-destruct—but the Slap Immortal revived him on the spot and gave him another hundred slaps, instantly snapping him back to clarity.

“Great Immortal! Great Immortal! I’ve come for my slap!”

A fawning voice rang out. A twin-tailed girl in a white gauze long-sleeve celestial skirt hopped in front of Jiang Che, tilting her head with a mischievous grin, proactively offering her soft, delicate cheek.

“Great Immortal! Today, do you want to slap Qiong’er’s face... or her butt?”

The twin-tailed girl wiggled her bottom on purpose.

Jiang Che: “...”

See what kind of personal charm he had?

Even when slapping people, girls fell for him!

But unfortunately... Lord Jiang was currently practicing abstinence. He absolutely could not add to his harem anymore!

He already had plenty. What kind of women did he not have in his harem?

To put it bluntly, if Jiang Che didn’t restrain himself in the Primordial World, in the next few million years... he could recruit tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions, of beautiful women.

But that would be way too promiscuous, so he absolutely could not set that precedent!

“Smack, smack, smack!” Jiang Che gave Qiong’er three slaps on the butt. Of course, he wouldn’t slap a beauty’s face.

“Great Immortal! Great Immortal! What about me? What about me?” The Chaos Demonic Ape had transformed into a monkey.

“Get lost! Go find the guards yourself!”

Jiang Che had his immortal proxies take over most of his work.

For immortal emperors and supreme immortal emperors, a simple slap was enough to earn maximum points. So Jiang Che didn’t need to go out of his way to torment them; even torturing them to death would only yield 20 points—this was already the fastest way to earn points.

...

“You really are hard to read, you know.”

After ten thousand years, the Gray-robed River God appeared before Jiang Che once again, a look of confusion on his face. He clearly didn’t understand why Jiang Che was doing this.

But most people who could become Transcendents were extremely eccentric, with bizarre abilities. Perhaps this slap-shtick was part of Jiang Che’s ability chain—like gaining points through slapping, then using those points to exchange in the system for item cards imbued with Death Force?

“Heh... you’d better watch out. I’m still developing. What are you doing? Just waiting to die?”

Jiang Che didn’t even look at him. He casually tossed out ten Super Fatal Strike item cards, spending a whopping 200 points!

The River God: “...”

One Fatal Strike card was already enough to give him a hard time, let alone ten!

Although his status was equal to Jiang Che’s, no matter how much Death Force accumulated, it could never kill him—but it hurts!

“Stop, stop, stop!”

Too late!

All ten item cards had already been slapped onto the River God’s face, with terrifying Death Force instantly engulfing him.

[ Ding! Host has scammed the River God, earning 20 points ]

!!!

In an instant, Jiang Che’s interest was piqued. A slow grin curled at the corner of his mouth.

The River God had dropped points!

This meant his own status had surpassed the River God’s!

But the system hadn’t leveled up yet, so he still couldn’t kill the River God outright.

[ Remaining points: 960 billion ]

Over the past twenty thousand years, Jiang Che had earned a total of more than three hundred billion points just by slapping people. He had his immortal proxies do the actual beating three times a day—morning, noon, and evening—never missing a session!

And over these twenty thousand years, what Jiang Che felt most strongly was that his own status was steadily rising!

He had gradually come to understand the reason behind the one-hundred-trillion-point requirement. Every time he gained a point, his status rose by just a sliver. Once he reached one hundred trillion points... he would be completely invincible.