“You... where did you learn this?”
“Hehe, of course Sister Wan’er taught me!” Huang Feiyan confessed truthfully.
“Sister Wan’er said she’s pregnant... and asked me to be her stand-in. She trained me for over half a year, and now my mission is to handle you, you rotten little fish of a husband!”
The little phoenix’s antenna-like hair stood straight up as she planted her hands on her hips!
Yu Wan’er had told her that Jiang Che had the weird ability to eavesdrop on people’s thoughts, so it was best not to lie in front of him—it would only backfire.
Just be her true self. And Jiang Che liked to teach bratty girls a lesson—play hard to get but without the princess tantrums. Calling him a rotten little fish over and over would let her hook him like a fool.
Huang Feiyan, born with a rebellious streak and a natural talent for being a sly minx and a teasing brat, was simply letting her nature loose.
Clearly, Jiang Che fell for it completely.
“Ahem... Yu Wan’er, pregnant for just a moment and already plotting against me? You really think being knocked up means I can’t do anything to you?”
Jiang Che laughed in exasperation. A stand-in? Really?
Was Yu Wan’er not afraid the stand-in would betray her? With Huang Feiyan’s sly and flirty personality as a little phoenix, she might end up stealing every bit of affection away from her.
Of course... who Jiang Che chose to dote on was always just a whim away.
“Hmph hmph, hubby, hubby, I’m not the little shorty I used to be anymore!” Huang Feiyan began hinting wildly.
Jiang Che sighed. He’d only just rested for a bit, and now he had to get to work again?
Sometimes having too much luck with women was no good thing.
...
“Hmph!!! You rotten Jiang Che! I knew you’d never turn anyone away, you bastard! I curse you to go impotent one day!”
Yu Wan’er ground her teeth. Since Huang Feiyan was her spy, she had planted listening devices on the little phoenix.
“Sigh... can’t get angry! Can’t get angry! Getting angry is bad for the baby!”
Yu Wan’er gently stroked her belly. She was the one who sent her over, but seeing Jiang Che accept Huang Feiyan so easily still stung. It felt like she was handing her own wife over to another man for fun.
“Glub glub glub...”
While Yu Wan’er fumed, a blonde girl beside her was playing with a huge plush fish pillow, occasionally baring sharp canine teeth to bite it.
The little catgirl, Soybean Flour—ever since she’d transformed—had been adorably ditsy, never vying for favor or attention. Like Su Mianmian, the sisters only went to Jiang Che during their heat cycles and spent the rest of their time goofing off.
Yu Wan’er glanced at the silly Soybean Flour beside her, pinched her fluffy little ears, and shook her head in frustration.
“You little fool, pregnant and still so clueless! Your man’s harem is practically expanding into outer space!”
But Soybean Flour just rolled over, clutching the fish pillow, blinked blankly, and let out a “Buurrp~,” followed by a contented burp.
Yu Wan’er: “...”
Sometimes, she really envied Soybean Flour. The girl was simple-minded and never got jealous. Maybe that was the truth behind the saying “fools have fortune,” or rather, “silly cats have fortune.”
“Sigh~”
Yu Wan’er sighed, rubbing her belly. Ever since she got pregnant, she’d often looked forward to the baby, even secretly buying baby supplies from Jiang Che’s system.
She spoke harshly about not liking twins, but deep down, she was full of anticipation. After all, she was carrying a boy and a girl—a full set in one pregnancy.
It just meant the future might be a bit rough.
“Wan’er, Soybean Flour is already silly, why do you have to tease her?”
Ye Mengyao and Qin Qiaoqiao walked over, followed by Bai Jie.
After getting pregnant, Bai Jie’s mood had brightened, and her obsessive tendencies had dulled.
“Meow???” Soybean Flour looked up. She might be a little slow, but she wasn’t dumb—she knew she was being insulted.
She made a threatening face, baring her teeth, and then... that was it.
“Haha... Soybean Flour, don’t wander off too much. I think you’ll give birth first!” Ye Mengyao said, pinching Soybean Flour’s cheek.
After all, catgirls probably had a shorter gestation period, right?
As the girls chatted, a golden figure burst in.
With her signature golden hair, it was none other than Jia Ling’er.
“Hmph hmph, everyone, guess who I’ve brought?” Jia Ling’er’s small face gleamed with excitement.
Her boundaries and values had been completely reshaped by Jiang Che.
“Uh...”
The others followed her gaze as a strikingly tall, curvaceous, and voluptuous noblewoman stepped out from behind Jia Ling’er. She too had golden curly hair, dressed in a pure white celestial gown. Her hands clasped awkwardly behind her back, and she looked at Jia Ling’er with a hint of reproach.
Her face was stunningly beautiful, exuding a mature, wifely charm even stronger than Gu Lingfei’s. She had the kind of aura that made certain types of men unable to resist—each ready to call her “Mom” in their hearts.
Yu Wan’er and the others were stunned, glancing between this ripe, gorgeous blonde woman and Jia Ling’er. What shocked them most was that Jia Ling’er’s face bore nearly seventy percent similarity to hers.
“Is this... Auntie?” Ye Mengyao ventured cautiously.
“Mhm, sisters, let me introduce you. This is my mother, the Sapphire Blue Empress, Jia Mengluo. She’s now pregnant with Jiang Che’s baby.”
Jia Mengluo kept her eyes lowered without speaking, but her cheeks were flushed with crimson.
This was way too embarrassing!
“Wha... what??? Ling’er, you say she’s pregnant with Jiang Che’s baby???”
Everyone was stunned!
Was there anything more absurd than this?
[Absolute bastard! He’s a total bastard!]
[Th-this Jiang Che is too much of a pervert!]
Even Bai Jie was shocked silent.
“My name is Jia Mengluo, chieftain of the Sapphire Blue Mermaid Clan, and Ling’er’s mother. Ling’er was born through parthenogenesis,” Jia Mengluo stated seriously.
“Because of my identity, I’ve been keeping a low profile...” Jia Mengluo said apologetically.
“No, no! Since you’re pregnant with Jiang Che’s child, you’re our sister! We welcome you...” Yu Wan’er was flustered herself.
She shot a glance at Jia Ling’er, whose face wore a proud, cocky expression, as if to say, “Look how awesome I am?”
Awesome, awesome! You’re the awesomest, alright?
It was likely that Jia Ling’er and Jia Mengluo’s situation would never again be repeated in Jiang Che’s harem.
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