"Joyful Union Demon Sect, 391 female disciples, a total of 26 elders, plus the Lust Immortal Lord Yu Meiqing... 418 people in total, and the twelve courtesans of the Qingxian Tower..."
Yu Wan'er memorized all the information about the women.
She even recorded their backgrounds. A full several hundred people. Yu Wan'er let out a sigh.
In the future, whenever Jiang Che started itching for trouble again, she could just toss him into the Joyful Union Demon Sect. Those seductive women would absolutely drain him dry with ease. From a certain perspective... the Joyful Union Demon Sect did have its uses.
"This Hua Qing'er is rather attractive. Maybe I can groom her..." Yu Wan'er muttered to herself.
She was well aware that since she was now pregnant, she couldn't handle everything personally. She needed to find a girl to replace her.
Just then, soft noises came from outside.
"Sister Yanyan, was I fast just now?" A cute, childish voice rang out, followed by a little girl with blue curly hair walking in, holding another girl's hand.
"Little sister Xian'er, you're a Kunpeng! Kunpeng controls the ultimate speed in the world, so of course you were fast!" Huang Feiyan, now in human form, followed behind.
Huang Feiyan had remodeled herself. Her height had gone from 1.3 meters to 1.45 meters, with fiery red twin-tails, making her the perfect tsundere loli.
"Hehe..." Gu Xian'er giggled sweetly.
Meanwhile, Yu Wan'er froze in shock. When had this little phoenix gotten taller?!
"You... are you... the little phoenix?" Yu Wan'er frowned, disbelief all over her face. When had this little phoenix taken human form?
And... how was she still such an adorable little girl? The most ridiculous part—Yu Wan'er's gaze drifted to Huang Feiyan's chest, and she instantly felt insecure.
How many Plumpness Immortal Pills had she secretly consumed to end up so exaggerated?
Huang Feiyan looked at Yu Wan'er. She knew this woman held a high place in Jiang Che's heart, so she had to win her over. Besides, many of her own sly tricks had been learned from Yu Wan'er, making her somewhat of a teacher.
"That's right, Senior Wan'er. I'm the little phoenix. My husband gave me the name Huang Feiyan!" Huang Feiyan said adorably.
"Wha... what?" Yu Wan'er was speechless. The little phoenix opened her mouth with 'husband'? So there was another little phoenix involved?
Unbelievable! Damn unbelievable!
When she saw this little phoenix a few months ago, she had just hatched from her egg. And now she was calling him 'husband'?
"Sister Wan'er~~~"
Even though, in terms of soul age, Huang Feiyan was millions of years older than Yu Wan'er, Yu Wan'er was still the senior here.
"You... don't call me sister just yet." Yu Wan'er waved her hand in resistance.
She glanced sideways at Huang Feiyan.
Huang Feiyan seemed to see through Yu Wan'er's thoughts and sneered inwardly. Then she stood up straight, puffing out her chest. "Sister Wan'er, my husband said that since you're carrying twins and it's too hard for you, he wants me to have one too... so I can help nurse the babies later."
Obviously, she made that up on the spot, deliberately saying it to provoke Yu Wan'er.
And she proudly stuck out her chest.
[Ding! Host successfully provokes Yu Wan'er. Awarded 500 million points.]
This was the last straw! Jiang Che had teased her about her body countless times. Even the Plumpness Immortal Pills couldn't fix her figure. And now this little phoenix was rubbing it in her face. Too much!
"So you're pregnant?" Yu Wan'er asked sidelong.
"No," Huang Feiyan shook her head.
"Then you don't need to get pregnant!" Yu Wan'er's words stunned Huang Feiyan. Seriously? Was she really being so domineering?
Yu Wan'er didn't explain. She felt this little phoenix was clever. She could groom her into her 'successor.' While she herself was pregnant, she could let Huang Feiyan take over the burdens. She would teach this little phoenix everything she knew, guaranteeing she could easily capture Jiang Che's heart.
But Yu Wan'er had no idea that Huang Feiyan was a pure stats monster. Even while still in her shell, she had already planned how to win Jiang Che over. All of Yu Wan'er's tricks had already been learned by Huang Feiyan, who had even surpassed her master.
...
A full half-year passed.
Jiang Che finally emerged from seclusion.
But the moment he came out, he collapsed to the ground, pale-as if his very life force had been drained.
He had to lean on the wall just to walk.
"Husband, have some immortal medicine broth to recover!" Di Zhao, dressed in a white gown, came to Jiang Che holding a bowl of soup.
Jiang Che shook his head repeatedly upon seeing it. He was terrified of tonic soup now!
"Husband, you've worked hard." Di Zhao brushed her bangs from her forehead with a smile. After a long time, she was now pregnant too.
"It wasn't easy... really wasn't easy!" Jiang Che slumped to the ground, boneless with exhaustion.
Half a year!
Half a year in the outside world. But in reality, he had been inside a time-acceleration formation. One year outside equaled a hundred years inside!
That meant over fifty years!
Who knows how he survived those fifty years.
"Husband, the baby is strange. I can't sense any special constitution or even any notable bloodline aura," Di Zhao said, placing her hand on her belly with a puzzled expression.
Logically, with her top-tier 'Fate Dao Body' and her husband's terrifying status, their child shouldn't be average, right?
It was like in games, breeding two golden legendary pets gives a 90% chance of getting a gold, a 9.99% chance of getting a normal, and a 0.01% chance of getting a dud. Had she hit that 0.01%?
But no matter the baby's talent, she wouldn't despise it, because it had a powerful father.
Di Zhao glanced at Jiang Che's system store, intending to buy a Dao Body for the baby as a birth gift.
When it came to the child, she wouldn't be careless. She had brought Jiang Che a countless dowry. Spending a few billion of his points was nothing.
"Husband, I want to buy a 'Time-Space Dao Body' for the baby. It costs 10 billion points. Is that okay?"
Among Jiang Che's women, only Di Zhao spent his points without any guilt. Ten billion? Spent without a second thought.
"Sure, spend whatever you want. Zhao Zhao, just let me sleep first. I'm really tired." Jiang Che waved his hand dismissively. He was exhausted beyond compare. No, even a dog hadn't worked as hard as him!
Old oxen plowing fields for over fifty years without a single day off. Who could endure that?
As for Di Zhao spending points? Jiang Che wasn't that stingy. He'd earn that ten billion back in a few days anyway.
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
