"Joyful Union Demon Sect, 391 female disciples, a total of 26 elders, plus the Lust Immortal Lord Yu Meiqing... 418 people in total, and the twelve courtesans of the Qingxian Tower..."
Yu Wan'er memorized all the information about the women.
She even recorded their backgrounds. A full several hundred people. Yu Wan'er let out a sigh.
In the future, whenever Jiang Che started itching for trouble again, she could just toss him into the Joyful Union Demon Sect. Those seductive women would absolutely drain him dry with ease. From a certain perspective... the Joyful Union Demon Sect did have its uses.
"This Hua Qing'er is rather attractive. Maybe I can groom her..." Yu Wan'er muttered to herself.
She was well aware that since she was now pregnant, she couldn't handle everything personally. She needed to find a girl to replace her.
Just then, soft noises came from outside.
"Sister Yanyan, was I fast just now?" A cute, childish voice rang out, followed by a little girl with blue curly hair walking in, holding another girl's hand.
"Little sister Xian'er, you're a Kunpeng! Kunpeng controls the ultimate speed in the world, so of course you were fast!" Huang Feiyan, now in human form, followed behind.
Huang Feiyan had remodeled herself. Her height had gone from 1.3 meters to 1.45 meters, with fiery red twin-tails, making her the perfect tsundere loli.
"Hehe..." Gu Xian'er giggled sweetly.
Meanwhile, Yu Wan'er froze in shock. When had this little phoenix gotten taller?!
"You... are you... the little phoenix?" Yu Wan'er frowned, disbelief all over her face. When had this little phoenix taken human form?
And... how was she still such an adorable little girl? The most ridiculous part—Yu Wan'er's gaze drifted to Huang Feiyan's chest, and she instantly felt insecure.
How many Plumpness Immortal Pills had she secretly consumed to end up so exaggerated?
Huang Feiyan looked at Yu Wan'er. She knew this woman held a high place in Jiang Che's heart, so she had to win her over. Besides, many of her own sly tricks had been learned from Yu Wan'er, making her somewhat of a teacher.
"That's right, Senior Wan'er. I'm the little phoenix. My husband gave me the name Huang Feiyan!" Huang Feiyan said adorably.
"Wha... what?" Yu Wan'er was speechless. The little phoenix opened her mouth with 'husband'? So there was another little phoenix involved?
Unbelievable! Damn unbelievable!
When she saw this little phoenix a few months ago, she had just hatched from her egg. And now she was calling him 'husband'?
"Sister Wan'er~~~"
Even though, in terms of soul age, Huang Feiyan was millions of years older than Yu Wan'er, Yu Wan'er was still the senior here.
"You... don't call me sister just yet." Yu Wan'er waved her hand in resistance.
She glanced sideways at Huang Feiyan.
Huang Feiyan seemed to see through Yu Wan'er's thoughts and sneered inwardly. Then she stood up straight, puffing out her chest. "Sister Wan'er, my husband said that since you're carrying twins and it's too hard for you, he wants me to have one too... so I can help nurse the babies later."
Obviously, she made that up on the spot, deliberately saying it to provoke Yu Wan'er.
And she proudly stuck out her chest.
[Ding! Host successfully provokes Yu Wan'er. Awarded 500 million points.]
This was the last straw! Jiang Che had teased her about her body countless times. Even the Plumpness Immortal Pills couldn't fix her figure. And now this little phoenix was rubbing it in her face. Too much!
"So you're pregnant?" Yu Wan'er asked sidelong.
"No," Huang Feiyan shook her head.
"Then you don't need to get pregnant!" Yu Wan'er's words stunned Huang Feiyan. Seriously? Was she really being so domineering?
Yu Wan'er didn't explain. She felt this little phoenix was clever. She could groom her into her 'successor.' While she herself was pregnant, she could let Huang Feiyan take over the burdens. She would teach this little phoenix everything she knew, guaranteeing she could easily capture Jiang Che's heart.
But Yu Wan'er had no idea that Huang Feiyan was a pure stats monster. Even while still in her shell, she had already planned how to win Jiang Che over. All of Yu Wan'er's tricks had already been learned by Huang Feiyan, who had even surpassed her master.
...
A full half-year passed.
Jiang Che finally emerged from seclusion.
But the moment he came out, he collapsed to the ground, pale-as if his very life force had been drained.
He had to lean on the wall just to walk.
"Husband, have some immortal medicine broth to recover!" Di Zhao, dressed in a white gown, came to Jiang Che holding a bowl of soup.
Jiang Che shook his head repeatedly upon seeing it. He was terrified of tonic soup now!
"Husband, you've worked hard." Di Zhao brushed her bangs from her forehead with a smile. After a long time, she was now pregnant too.
"It wasn't easy... really wasn't easy!" Jiang Che slumped to the ground, boneless with exhaustion.
Half a year!
Half a year in the outside world. But in reality, he had been inside a time-acceleration formation. One year outside equaled a hundred years inside!
That meant over fifty years!
Who knows how he survived those fifty years.
"Husband, the baby is strange. I can't sense any special constitution or even any notable bloodline aura," Di Zhao said, placing her hand on her belly with a puzzled expression.
Logically, with her top-tier 'Fate Dao Body' and her husband's terrifying status, their child shouldn't be average, right?
It was like in games, breeding two golden legendary pets gives a 90% chance of getting a gold, a 9.99% chance of getting a normal, and a 0.01% chance of getting a dud. Had she hit that 0.01%?
But no matter the baby's talent, she wouldn't despise it, because it had a powerful father.
Di Zhao glanced at Jiang Che's system store, intending to buy a Dao Body for the baby as a birth gift.
When it came to the child, she wouldn't be careless. She had brought Jiang Che a countless dowry. Spending a few billion of his points was nothing.
"Husband, I want to buy a 'Time-Space Dao Body' for the baby. It costs 10 billion points. Is that okay?"
Among Jiang Che's women, only Di Zhao spent his points without any guilt. Ten billion? Spent without a second thought.
"Sure, spend whatever you want. Zhao Zhao, just let me sleep first. I'm really tired." Jiang Che waved his hand dismissively. He was exhausted beyond compare. No, even a dog hadn't worked as hard as him!
Old oxen plowing fields for over fifty years without a single day off. Who could endure that?
As for Di Zhao spending points? Jiang Che wasn't that stingy. He'd earn that ten billion back in a few days anyway.
iaobai: "Councilor Dad, front me some funds. I want to hire ten thousand professional miners for a project!" [Five-Star Mission Issued: Capture the leader of the Blood Heaven Pirate Gang, who is on the run in the Radiant Star Sector. It is said the gang has over a hundred members. Proceed with caution.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, lend me the family's hundred-thousand-strong Lu Army!" [Seven-Star Mission Issued: Subdue a juvenile Void Dragon Beast.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, I'm taking your tamed Void Dragon Beast King out for a family reunion!" I said, System, don't you have any slightly more challenging missions? You're just not up to par! [Nine-Star Mission Issued: Become the Human Councilor.] Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's a small matter I'd like to discuss with you..."
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
