“Let go of me!” Yu Wan’er glared fiercely at Jiang Che.
Today, she was determined to seek justice for her sisters in the harem.
Yu Wan’er knew very well that once the girls all got pregnant... and couldn’t serve Jiang Che anymore, that perverted bastard would definitely go out looking for more fun.
This philandering, fickle habit... she had to make Jiang Che quit it!
Their pregnancy cycles could be very long—at least a hundred years.
“Heh... Yu Wan’er, should I say you’re lucky... or unlucky?” Jiang Che pinched Yu Wan’er’s little face. The girl had grown a bit chubby from being well-fed, making her cheeks soft and pleasant to pinch.
“You... what do you mean?” Yu Wan’er’s eyes widened. She had a bad feeling.
“Nothing, I’m just thinking—your tiny frame probably can’t sustain our children.”
Yu Wan’er instantly got angry. This guy was making fun of her figure again. I’ll hit him—
Wait!
“Wh... what children? What do you mean?” Yu Wan’er squinted.
“I mean sons and daughters. Didn’t you check carefully? There’s more than one life force in your belly!”
Yu Wan’er: “...”
In an instant, she felt like the sky was falling.
“I... I’m warning you, don’t scare me! I can’t handle it...” Yu Wan’er stepped back two paces, her small hands trembling as she touched her lower abdomen.
Pregnancy itself was terrifying enough—and now she might be carrying twins? Holy crap, that was utterly mind-blowing!
Yu Wan’er’s mental state collapsed. She could tolerate one pregnancy, but twins? Wouldn’t her belly explode?
“Jiang... Jiang Che, this isn’t funny.”
“I’m telling the truth. But don’t worry, Wan’er. Even twins are no big deal—we’re immortal cultivators now. How could I let you face the dangers of childbirth?”
“It’s... it’s not about childbirth, okay? Twins... they’re so huge...” Yu Wan’er couldn’t speak clearly anymore. Her little hands gestured a giant watermelon.
[Ding! Host successfully tricked Yu Wan’er. Gained 500 million points.]
Tsk, it seemed Yu Wan’er was truly devastated. But Jiang Che couldn’t do anything about it.
The twins weren’t his doing—he wasn’t twisted enough to deliberately make Yu Wan’er’s petite body carry twins.
But who could blame her for having such a “fertile” womb? She got a two-for-one deal right off the bat.
“So, what do you plan to do? Drink a miscarriage potion and abort them?” Jiang Che said casually.
That only made Yu Wan’er more frantic. “You... you heartless bastard! How can you even suggest abortion! You’re rotten to the core! I must have been blind back then to...”
“I was just kidding. Would I really let you abort them?” Jiang Che rubbed Yu Wan’er’s head.
Yu Wan’er bared her teeth and stomped hard on Jiang Che’s foot, cursing his ancestors to the eighteenth generation in her mind.
“Alright, it won’t happen again.” Jiang Che hugged Yu Wan’er and looked at the other girls, his eyes suddenly serious.
“I don’t believe you. Men’s words are never trustworthy,” Yu Wan’er muttered sulkily, keeping her voice low.
“Then keep your doubts to yourself,” Jiang Che whispered even lower.
[Ding! Host successfully tricked Yu Wan’er. Gained 500 million points.]
...
The news that Yu Wan’er was pregnant with twins spread quickly among the girls.
“No way? I was just joking back then, but you actually got twins?” Ye Mengyao exclaimed.
She circled around Yu Wan’er in surprise. Earlier, when persuading Yu Wan’er to have children, she had casually mentioned twins—and now it had come true!
“Sister Yaoyao, I’m doomed,” Yu Wan’er said, throwing herself into Ye Mengyao’s arms with a look of utter despair.
“Oh, stop it. We’re all immortal cultivators now. What’s so scary about twins? Once the babies are born, I’ll help you feed them!”
Ye Mengyao’s lips curled up as she puffed out her chest. Her “version” had been upgraded to 4.0, unlike Yu Wan’er, who was still stuck at the original model.
But Ye Mengyao’s words felt like a knife stabbing into Yu Wan’er’s heart.
“Sister Yaoyao... do you think I should put in some effort?” Yu Wan’er felt utterly frustrated. Given her tiny frame, feeding two babies seemed impossible, didn’t it?
She’d need at least a figure like Gu Lingfei’s!
“I heard Jiang Che’s system sells Plump Immortal Pills that can make a girl’s figure instantly... very dramatic,” Yu Wan’er suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
Of course, it wasn’t exactly a flash of inspiration—she had already planned this. But now, being pregnant, she had to act to ensure her future babies wouldn’t starve.
“Uh—” Ye Mengyao was stunned. Wan’er was going to take “tech” enhancement?
Without another word, Yu Wan’er pulled out a Plump Immortal Pill from her pocket. It was pure white and exuded a rich, medicinal fragrance.
She popped it into her mouth and stood in front of the full-length mirror, waiting expectantly for the changes.
But ten full minutes passed, and nothing happened. She didn’t even feel anything.
“Sister Yaoyao, could this be a fake?”
Yu Wan’er read the pill’s description:
[Plump Immortal Pill, Immortal-grade. Within ten minutes, it brings a girl’s figure to the pinnacle of perfection: full breasts, round hips...]
[Price: 6 million points]
“Six million points—was that a waste?” Yu Wan’er frowned.
“Let me try, little sister,” said Qin Qiaoqiao, who had been silent all along. She also bought a pill and swallowed it. The moment it entered her mouth, a holy light enveloped her.
Her figure grew taller and more shapely. Within seconds, the “evolution” was complete.
“Gah... this dress is so tight now,” Qin Qiaoqiao complained, looking down. Good heavens—
She had gone from B-cup peak to D-cup mid-range, jumping over a whole realm and a half. No wonder her clothes felt tight.
“Sister Qiaoqiao, why? Why did it work for you?”
Yu Wan’er’s question piqued the other girls’ curiosity. One by one, they all bought a Plump Immortal Pill to try.
After all, Jiang Che now had over 500 billion points, so spending a few million was nothing.
“Wow—it really works!” Xiao Wanwan exclaimed excitedly. Her figure went from B-cup beginner to C-cup beginner—a noticeable change.
One after another, dozens of girls used the pill, each gaining at least half a realm... except Yu Wan’er. She had absolutely no improvement!
[Ding! Host successfully tricked Yu Wan’er. Gained 500 million points.]
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
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