“Let go of me!” Yu Wan’er glared fiercely at Jiang Che.
Today, she was determined to seek justice for her sisters in the harem.
Yu Wan’er knew very well that once the girls all got pregnant... and couldn’t serve Jiang Che anymore, that perverted bastard would definitely go out looking for more fun.
This philandering, fickle habit... she had to make Jiang Che quit it!
Their pregnancy cycles could be very long—at least a hundred years.
“Heh... Yu Wan’er, should I say you’re lucky... or unlucky?” Jiang Che pinched Yu Wan’er’s little face. The girl had grown a bit chubby from being well-fed, making her cheeks soft and pleasant to pinch.
“You... what do you mean?” Yu Wan’er’s eyes widened. She had a bad feeling.
“Nothing, I’m just thinking—your tiny frame probably can’t sustain our children.”
Yu Wan’er instantly got angry. This guy was making fun of her figure again. I’ll hit him—
Wait!
“Wh... what children? What do you mean?” Yu Wan’er squinted.
“I mean sons and daughters. Didn’t you check carefully? There’s more than one life force in your belly!”
Yu Wan’er: “...”
In an instant, she felt like the sky was falling.
“I... I’m warning you, don’t scare me! I can’t handle it...” Yu Wan’er stepped back two paces, her small hands trembling as she touched her lower abdomen.
Pregnancy itself was terrifying enough—and now she might be carrying twins? Holy crap, that was utterly mind-blowing!
Yu Wan’er’s mental state collapsed. She could tolerate one pregnancy, but twins? Wouldn’t her belly explode?
“Jiang... Jiang Che, this isn’t funny.”
“I’m telling the truth. But don’t worry, Wan’er. Even twins are no big deal—we’re immortal cultivators now. How could I let you face the dangers of childbirth?”
“It’s... it’s not about childbirth, okay? Twins... they’re so huge...” Yu Wan’er couldn’t speak clearly anymore. Her little hands gestured a giant watermelon.
[Ding! Host successfully tricked Yu Wan’er. Gained 500 million points.]
Tsk, it seemed Yu Wan’er was truly devastated. But Jiang Che couldn’t do anything about it.
The twins weren’t his doing—he wasn’t twisted enough to deliberately make Yu Wan’er’s petite body carry twins.
But who could blame her for having such a “fertile” womb? She got a two-for-one deal right off the bat.
“So, what do you plan to do? Drink a miscarriage potion and abort them?” Jiang Che said casually.
That only made Yu Wan’er more frantic. “You... you heartless bastard! How can you even suggest abortion! You’re rotten to the core! I must have been blind back then to...”
“I was just kidding. Would I really let you abort them?” Jiang Che rubbed Yu Wan’er’s head.
Yu Wan’er bared her teeth and stomped hard on Jiang Che’s foot, cursing his ancestors to the eighteenth generation in her mind.
“Alright, it won’t happen again.” Jiang Che hugged Yu Wan’er and looked at the other girls, his eyes suddenly serious.
“I don’t believe you. Men’s words are never trustworthy,” Yu Wan’er muttered sulkily, keeping her voice low.
“Then keep your doubts to yourself,” Jiang Che whispered even lower.
[Ding! Host successfully tricked Yu Wan’er. Gained 500 million points.]
...
The news that Yu Wan’er was pregnant with twins spread quickly among the girls.
“No way? I was just joking back then, but you actually got twins?” Ye Mengyao exclaimed.
She circled around Yu Wan’er in surprise. Earlier, when persuading Yu Wan’er to have children, she had casually mentioned twins—and now it had come true!
“Sister Yaoyao, I’m doomed,” Yu Wan’er said, throwing herself into Ye Mengyao’s arms with a look of utter despair.
“Oh, stop it. We’re all immortal cultivators now. What’s so scary about twins? Once the babies are born, I’ll help you feed them!”
Ye Mengyao’s lips curled up as she puffed out her chest. Her “version” had been upgraded to 4.0, unlike Yu Wan’er, who was still stuck at the original model.
But Ye Mengyao’s words felt like a knife stabbing into Yu Wan’er’s heart.
“Sister Yaoyao... do you think I should put in some effort?” Yu Wan’er felt utterly frustrated. Given her tiny frame, feeding two babies seemed impossible, didn’t it?
She’d need at least a figure like Gu Lingfei’s!
“I heard Jiang Che’s system sells Plump Immortal Pills that can make a girl’s figure instantly... very dramatic,” Yu Wan’er suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
Of course, it wasn’t exactly a flash of inspiration—she had already planned this. But now, being pregnant, she had to act to ensure her future babies wouldn’t starve.
“Uh—” Ye Mengyao was stunned. Wan’er was going to take “tech” enhancement?
Without another word, Yu Wan’er pulled out a Plump Immortal Pill from her pocket. It was pure white and exuded a rich, medicinal fragrance.
She popped it into her mouth and stood in front of the full-length mirror, waiting expectantly for the changes.
But ten full minutes passed, and nothing happened. She didn’t even feel anything.
“Sister Yaoyao, could this be a fake?”
Yu Wan’er read the pill’s description:
[Plump Immortal Pill, Immortal-grade. Within ten minutes, it brings a girl’s figure to the pinnacle of perfection: full breasts, round hips...]
[Price: 6 million points]
“Six million points—was that a waste?” Yu Wan’er frowned.
“Let me try, little sister,” said Qin Qiaoqiao, who had been silent all along. She also bought a pill and swallowed it. The moment it entered her mouth, a holy light enveloped her.
Her figure grew taller and more shapely. Within seconds, the “evolution” was complete.
“Gah... this dress is so tight now,” Qin Qiaoqiao complained, looking down. Good heavens—
She had gone from B-cup peak to D-cup mid-range, jumping over a whole realm and a half. No wonder her clothes felt tight.
“Sister Qiaoqiao, why? Why did it work for you?”
Yu Wan’er’s question piqued the other girls’ curiosity. One by one, they all bought a Plump Immortal Pill to try.
After all, Jiang Che now had over 500 billion points, so spending a few million was nothing.
“Wow—it really works!” Xiao Wanwan exclaimed excitedly. Her figure went from B-cup beginner to C-cup beginner—a noticeable change.
One after another, dozens of girls used the pill, each gaining at least half a realm... except Yu Wan’er. She had absolutely no improvement!
[Ding! Host successfully tricked Yu Wan’er. Gained 500 million points.]
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
