After the girls left, Yu Wan’er exploded!
“Ahhh!!!”
“What the hell is Jiang Che trying to do? That dick-obsessed bastard can’t keep it in his pants!”
Yu Wan’er felt her scalp tingle. She’d always known Jiang Che was a player, but this was just too much. All these women… was he seriously trying to build a harem of three thousand concubines?
Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous!
“Wan’er, little sister, don’t get angry. Take care, or you’ll upset the pregnancy,” Qin Qiaoqiao said patiently from the side.
“What pregnancy! I… I’m not pregnant at all! I’m just full and gassy!” Yu Wan’er’s eyes went wide as she quickly denied it.
At the same time, she was cursing Jiang Che’s ancestors back eighteen generations in her heart. That dog Jiang Che had actually followed through on his word! Last time, he must have mixed a ton of real gold into that pile of brass.
Now she was really knocked up, and it had completely blown Yu Wan’er’s mind.
She knew exactly how conflicted she was. On one hand, she didn’t want to just pop out a kid for Jiang Che that easily. But on the other… the pressure was mounting. So many of her sisters were already pregnant, and now Jiang Che was being more of a playboy than ever. Her sense of crisis was skyrocketing.
For now, the only person who knew she was pregnant was Qin Qiaoqiao. Even Ye Mengyao didn’t know.
Yu Wan’er glanced down at her own slim frame. Her legs felt weak. Her waist wasn’t even as thick as Jiang Che’s thigh. How was she supposed to push out a baby like this?
She didn’t even know if the child in her belly was a boy or a girl. In the end, she could only let out a long sigh. One step at a time.
Qin Qiaoqiao giggled and scooped Yu Wan’er up. She didn’t want kids herself just yet, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t enjoy the drama!
“Hehe, Wan’er, since you and Yaoyao are both knocked up, I’ll become the ultimate maternity nanny. I’ll take perfect care of both of you,” Qin Qiaoqiao said, measuring Yu Wan’er’s figure with her hands.
“No, no, Wan’er, your body’s still way too… too slim. You need to fatten up a bit, or else when the baby comes, won’t it starve to death?”
Yu Wan’er blushed furiously, baring her teeth at Qin Qiaoqiao. She’d already thought about this—she just wouldn’t breastfeed. She’d just dump the kid on Ye Mengyao and be a hands-off mother. Sounded pretty good to her.
She’d seen newborn babies on TV once. They were all dark and ugly, with wrinkled skin. That ugly bastard Jiang Che… even her own good looks couldn’t salvage his genes.
“The Joyful Domain! That bastard is probably enjoying massages from the courtesans right now. Damn him! There’s no place for you in this house anymore!”
The more Yu Wan’er thought about it, the angrier she got, and a little bit of hurt crept in. She was carrying his baby, and he was out there fooling around with other women.
…
“Tsk tsk tsk. Immortal Lord Qiangyu truly lives up to her title as the lord of the path of desire. I bow to you!”
Jiang Che was impressed. He gave Yu Meiqing a thumbs-up. You had to hand it to the senior generation!
“Husband… you’re not going to abandon me, are you?” Yu Meiqing licked her lips softly and snuggled up against Jiang Che’s side.
“You’ve deflowered all the girls in my sect. You have to take responsibility for us!”
Only then did Jiang Che suddenly realize what the hell he’d done.
Damn it. He’d gotten carried away and cleaned out the entire Joyous Demon Sect?
Sure, with Jiang Che’s wealth and ability, feeding all these girls was a piece of cake. But there were too many of them… The ladies back home were definitely going to throw a fit.
Jiang Che snuck a peek at the family group chat in the system. Then he winced and sucked in a breath of cold air.
[Yu Wan’er: All sisters, unite with me to punish Jiang Che! Being romantic does NOT equal being promiscuous!]
[Xiao Wanwan: I recently got a new Six-Calamity Immortal Artifact called the Immortal Jiao Scissors. I hear it can cut through anything in the world. Jiang Che, want to give it a try?]
[Long Qianqiu: Oh ho! Jiang Che, you’re famous now, you know that? The whole Nine Heavens knows you bagged the entire Joyous Demon Sect and hooked up with Immortal Lord Qiangyu. You’re something else!]
Jiang Che: “???”
How did they find out about him and Immortal Lord Qiangyu?
Then something hit him. He looked down at Yu Meiqing in his arms.
The woman winked at him.
Jiang Che logged onto the Nine Heavens Network. Sure enough!
[SHOCKING!!! Immortal Lord Qiangyu personally posts, publicly announcing her relationship with Jiang Che! After Tianchan Yunya, Mr. Jiang bags another Immortal Lord!]
He didn’t even bother reading the comments section. Billions of them, nine out of ten cursing his name.
All because Yu Meiqing had posted a photo—a cozy photo of the two of them together.
“Qingqing… what is the meaning of this?” Jiang Che held the Nine Heavens communicator up to her face.
The woman paused for a moment, then put on an innocent expression. “Husband… I am already yours. Can’t I make our relationship known to the world?”
Jiang Che: “……”
One Bai Susu, one Yu Meiqing. One cultivates the path of allure, the other the path of desire. Both were masters at reeling men in. Even Jiang Che couldn’t resist them.
“Surely you’re not ashamed of my identity as the Joyous Demon Lord? I see… the prejudice in people’s hearts is indeed a mountain.”
“Hey hey, that’s not what I meant!” Jiang Che was stuck. He knew perfectly well that Yu Meiqing was doing this on purpose, but he really couldn’t do anything about her.
Who could blame him for being so fond of her?
“Sigh. As the saying goes, you can make a vow, but don’t post it on social media,” the woman sighed, her expression full of melancholy.
“What—”
“I didn’t say you couldn’t. Name it. Whatever you want, I’ll give it to you. You’re at the Fourth Calamity Immortal Lord stage now, right? Your husband here will help you break through to the Immortal Emperor realm. Just stop causing trouble, okay?”
Jiang Che spoke casually, but Yu Meiqing was stunned.
“Hus… husband, are you joking?”
Helping someone go from Fourth Calamity Immortal Lord straight to Six Calamity Immortal Emperor? How was that even possible?
Even a Supreme Immortal Emperor wouldn’t have that kind of power.
“I’m not joking.” Jiang Che chuckled lightly. Then, with a wave of his hand, he gently placed his palm on the top of her head. The next moment, Yu Meiqing’s pupils contracted sharply.
Her eyes were filled with shock. The spiritual power within her body was actually surging!
Moreover, this power felt both familiar and foreign. It stemmed from the same source as her own, yet its rank was far above hers. It perfectly matched the foundation of her immortal path.
It was as if… this was the strength she would have obtained in the future.
Fifth Calamity Immortal Lord—Six Calamity Immortal Emperor!
In an instant, her cultivation soared from Fourth Calamity Immortal Lord to Six Calamity Immortal Emperor.
“What—what kind of secret art is this?! How is it so terrifying?!”
But Jiang Che just scoffed. “This isn’t some secret art. It’s just a tiny trick of mine.”
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
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. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
