"Clever!"
Jiang Che nodded.
Yu Wan'er's ability to adapt to situations was quite strong; she didn't just submit meekly after being caught.
"You—"
Yu Wan'er became somewhat flustered. Now that they were alone... if this guy tried to force himself on her, she'd really be in tears.
"Want me to call the police?"
"No, no, no, I'm a model student. I don't do anything illegal!"
Yu Wan'er was speechless. You don't do anything illegal?
You might as well have 'hooligan' written on your face.
"How about this—let's compromise. I won't reveal your secret... but I have a condition."
"You... you... you..."
Yu Wan'er was completely tongue-tied.
"How about I help you get together with Sister Yao? I know you like her... I can help you." In fact, she knew many of Ye Mengyao's embarrassing personal secrets.
But she didn't dare say these things out loud, afraid that Jiang Che might be secretly recording again.
She'd been scared by Jiang Che's threats last time, so now she was extremely careful when talking to him.
She didn't want her relationship with Ye Mengyao to develop cracks over such private matters.
......
"Haha, you're quite the sister-betraying little sister, aren't you!"
Jiang Che looked down at her condescendingly.
The distance between them was less than a fist's width.
He could even smell Yu Wan'er's faint fragrance—a gardenia scent mixed with a hint of milk.
This seemingly harmless little loli was actually extremely dark-hearted, with cunningness that could be called profound.
He knew the plot in advance.
Yu Wan'er's family circumstances weren't particularly good. The reason she became best friends with Ye Mengyao... was because she had her eye on her money!
She spent her days eating, drinking, and sleeping alongside Ye Mengyao, who was, after all, an heiress worth billions.
Money flowed like water through her hands; she didn't know the meaning of restraint!
Even having a little parasite attached to her didn't bother her in the slightest.
"Jiang Che, I'm not betraying Sister Yao at all, don't talk nonsense!"
"Hahaha... Yu Wan'er, do you even believe what you're saying?" Jiang Che laughed loudly.
"You really think I can't see through you? A poor girl like you hanging around a rich young lady all day, eating her food, using her things, and living at her place."
"Even vampires aren't as good at sucking as you!"
A flash of shock and fear crossed Yu Wan'er's almond eyes. How did Jiang Che know?
"You... you're the vampire! Yao and I are best friends, don't try to ruin our relationship!"
Yu Wan'er reacted like a fox whose tail had been stepped on, immediately becoming agitated.
"Hehe... if I'm not mistaken, that outfit you're wearing... probably costs at least four figures, right?"
"And your shoes, daily necessities, and such... Ye Mengyao must spend over a hundred thousand on her 'best friend' every year, right?"
"If that's not being a vampire, what is it? If Ye Mengyao were a man... tsk tsk tsk."
Jiang Che's blunt words pierced the girl's fragile heart like a sharp sword.
Yu Wan'er's pearl-like tears began to fall, and the corners of her eyes turned crimson, making her look pitiful.
Actually, what Jiang Che said wasn't wrong. Her relationship with Ye Mengyao was indeed unusual—Ye Mengyao often called her to the Ye residence at night... using her as a human pillow.
She wasn't a lesbian, and such excessive intimacy between girls made her feel suffocated.
Jiang Che pinched Yu Wan'er's little face; people always have an inexplicable urge to destroy cute things.
Especially now, with the little girl in tears.
"Actually, if I wanted to, I could easily drive a wedge between you and Ye Mengyao. Make her see clearly that her pure-hearted best friend actually has a gold-digging heart, that you're just a tick sucking her blood!"
"You... you... you—"
Yu Wan'er was crying from anger at Jiang Che's words, her eyes red like a badly bullied little rabbit.
Jiang Che's words made her seem worthless, but she couldn't refute them... because she was indeed dependent on others.
"Of course, I won't do that! Just listen to what I say, and I won't make things too difficult for you."
After beating around the bush, Jiang Che finally returned to the main point.
Yu Wan'er was crying with little hiccups; this pitiful appearance... if other loli enthusiasts saw it, they'd probably surrender immediately and turn into devoted followers.
But Jiang Che wasn't an ordinary person... he just chuckled.
"You remember Lin Yu who just joined our class today, right?"
"Mm!" Yu Wan'er nodded like a little chick pecking rice.
"You want me to... target him?"
The clever girl instantly guessed Jiang Che's intentions.
"Smart!"
Jiang Che snapped his fingers, then patted Yu Wan'er's head. The young girl's head was fluffy, feeling similar to petting a cat.
Yu Wan'er: (▔皿▔╬)
"When Lin Yu comes back, you'll be in charge of making him uncomfortable, understand? Just make sure he's not happy."
Yu Wan'er pouted. She didn't have a good impression of Lin Yu either—ugly and arrogant, a pure cringe-worthy idiot.
"Jiang Che, Lin Yu is just a poor student, and now he's broken the law... why don't you just find an excuse to get him expelled?"
Jiang Che shook his head. He could mess with him at school, but who knows if Lin Yu would secretly develop himself once he left school.
For now, it was better to follow the plot step by step, prevent his showing off, snatch away his opportunities, and slowly destroy him.
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
iving with nine beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…] Lin Yu: ??? I’m clearly in a shared rental, but you’re saying I’m in the Joyous Sect? Watering plants is now [Tending to Spiritual Flora]? Cooking becomes [Researching Elixirs]? Making the bed turns into [Setting Up Formations]? A gentle and innocent auntie, twin classmates, a mysterious hacker girl on leave, a severely socially anxious artist, an elementary school Chinese teacher, a community hospital nurse, a pet shop owner, an antique clock restorer… This system… is kinda interesting.
ng, and even slandered me for harassing the waitress. You all need to stand up for me, your boss! @everyone!" Special Forces King Lin Chen: "No useless messages in the main group! Message retracted!" An Yi: "Damn it! Poker face, give me the group admin rights!" Martial Arts Emperor Fang Jueming: "Master, what happened? I'm coming to save you!" Disowned Young Master Bai Xiu: "I finally got three months of sleep, and you woke me up with that @. What did you retract?" Reincarnator Chen Bing: "Can't even handle such a trivial matter? Boss, don't blame me for looking down on you (pushes glasses up)." Reborn Shangguan Qianqian: "Oh, harassing a waitress? Does Mu Xuan know about this?" An Yi: "No, it's not like that, Qianqian, let me explain!" Poison Doctor Zhang Fan: "Ahem, need some sterilization drugs? I just learned a new recipe, works pretty well." Sword Saint Xiao Ye: "A sword will do the trick, guaranteed not a drop of blood." Fire God Ye Tian: "Let's think about how to save An Yi. Is he in danger? I'm not too familiar with the rules of your world." Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun: "Already gathered 100,000 troops, on the way." An Yi: "..." An Yi: "@Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun, bro, no, don't be impulsive, just transfer some money!"
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!