The Little Maid's Tricks Are So Many

"How about it? I think playing games with Yangyang is pretty fun too," Su Bai said with a smile after their gaming session ended.

Chen Yusheng kicked him in annoyance. "You guys had a great time, but do you know how exhausted I am? Supports aren’t human, and neither are top laners!"

"Am I not human? I think I played decently, actually. For this rank, I’d say I’m pretty bold with my plays!" Su Bai defended himself.

"Bold? More like bold in feeding!"

Chen Yusheng sighed. Su Bai was truly terrible at competitive games—yet he loved playing them anyway.

That said, it was only competitive games that brought out his worst. Single-player games didn’t raise her blood pressure nearly as much.

With that thought, Chen Yusheng quickly shook off the frustration of their failed "smurfing" session and turned her attention to her grand holiday plan:

The Great "Lock Su Bai in a Room and Make Him Game" Operation.

Not literally, of course.

She didn’t have the strength for that. Su Bai was way too muscular—he’d probably overpower her in seconds, snatch the rope, tie her up instead, and then… well, punish her thoroughly.

The core idea was to find an extremely time-consuming game and play through it with Su Bai. If she could get him hooked, he wouldn’t be tempted to go to any comic conventions.

Chen Yusheng knew all too well—Su Bai’s childhood friend and the girls from the anime club were just waiting for their chance. With so many days off during the National Day holiday and multiple conventions happening in Jiangcheng, they were absolutely going to drag him along.

And the worst part? Su Bai was genuinely into anime culture.

For instance, Chen Yusheng was well aware that Su Bai had bookmarked plenty of videos of female streamers in cosplay doing… suggestive dances.

Hmph.

"Big Goose, since we finally have a break and don’t have classes, why don’t we play something immersive?" she suggested.

"Sure, what do you have in mind? Recommend something for me."

Su Bai thought it was a great idea.

He’d always fantasized about finding a girlfriend with similar tastes—someone he could game with, idly playing with her soft thighs while they slowly worked through a story-driven indie game that required real focus…

Wait, why a story-driven indie game specifically?

Because those kinds of games just didn’t work in short bursts. They demanded long, uninterrupted stretches of time.

And if there happened to be a cute girl within arm’s reach to fiddle with during those sessions? Absolute perfection.

To think Yusheng would suggest exactly that.

Su Bai agreed immediately. After browsing through Chen Yusheng’s game library for a while, he settled on one with an absurdly long, pretentious-sounding title—a pixel-art game that had apparently been a masterpiece the year before.

Su Bai had been too busy preparing for college entrance exams back then to play it.

But now?

You’re the chosen one.

Help me coast through this holiday, honestly. Su Bai really didn’t feel like going out in the next few days—holidays meant crowds everywhere.

By midnight, Su Bai was still glued to the game.

His left hand kneaded Yusheng’s black-stockinged thigh, his right gripped the mouse, and he sprawled lazily in his ergonomic chair.

Spicy strips and an ice-cold cola sat on the desk.

When Wan Xinyan came in with a glass of water, she froze at the sight.

"Su Bai, aren’t you going to sleep?"

"Huh? Sleep? It’s still early. No morning classes tomorrow." Su Bai stretched. "This game’s super addictive. I’ll probably stay up till two or three. You and Xinyue go ahead—I can take care of myself."

Such a dutiful little maid.

Not that Su Bai was helpless without one.

But clearly, he’d misunderstood.

Wan Xinyan bit her lip—then suddenly noticed Chen Yusheng staring at her.

Expressionless. Classic deadpan.

But her eyes were anything but neutral.

They held the unmistakable gleam of a victor.

The look of a pampered cat curled in its owner’s arms, gazing down at the other, neglected cats.

For a moment, Wan Xinyan was stunned.

This is ridiculous!

Before joining Su Bai’s household, she’d always thought Chen Yusheng was the aloof, untouchable type. Who knew she’d be like this in private?

Noticing Wan Xinyan’s bewildered expression, Chen Yusheng suddenly flushed and looked away, pretending to focus on Su Bai’s game.

Playing dumb.

"Gulp—" Wan Xinyan swallowed. Hmm. Maybe Yusheng wasn’t as hard to talk to as she’d thought.

Besides, she was only borrowing Su Bai temporarily.

"Su Bai, my sister and I actually prepared a special foot massage service for you. Want to try it? It’ll only take half an hour—you can go back to gaming after."

Her tone was so respectful that Chen Yusheng’s hostility faded a little.

She even gave Su Bai’s abs a few light taps with her toes to signal approval.

So, a short while later—

"Why are there two foot baths?"

Su Bai couldn’t help but voice the obvious question.

"Well, if you spread your legs a bit, my sister and I can each take care of one foot," Wan Xinyan explained.

"Oh… so that’s how it works. Yeah, that’s… not the usual setup."

A random thought struck Su Bai—could you actually book a twin-girl foot massage package at a parlor?

Probably not.

Even if they existed, they wouldn’t compare to the Wan sisters. They were the real deal—fresh, eighteen-year-old beauties.

Who knew how old the ones at the shops were…

Not that Su Bai was thinking of anything indecent!

He was too absorbed in the game’s story for that. Closing his eyes, he dipped his left and right feet into their respective baths.

The warm water, infused with bath salts and herbs, was the perfect temperature. The soothing herbal aroma filled the air, working wonders on his fatigue in the dead of night.

Meanwhile, the Wan sisters had changed into… professional foot-massage attire.

"Wait, where did you even get those outfits?"

Su Bai had been about to doze off, but the sight made his eyes snap open.

The traditional-style short tops exposed a sliver of their fair, delicate midriffs.

Their waists were so slender that, paired with their generous busts, the effect was downright lethal.

The fitted pants weren’t too provocative, but the cut around the hips was just narrow enough to make a man’s imagination run wild…

"Hehe, we visited a few high-end spas in Jiangcheng today, asked around for supplier info, and bought these straight from the manufacturer. Fun, right?"

Wan Xinyan twirled in front of Su Bai, making him momentarily dazed.

Fun? In what universe?

What kind of girl actually enjoyed dressing up as a massage therapist for a guy? Wasn’t this the kind of thing that’d get you roasted on social media?

Only then did Su Bai realize—Wan Xinyan was competing with Yusheng for his attention.

Tch. This little maid had way too many tricks up her sleeve.

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